THE CUT COURT! HEWS, ' Juno J 1, 1SOL. "Three's n crowd," yells both old parties as tliu youno; Third Party giant enters tliu nrontt to compete for tlio fnvora of Mies Columbia. l'.y the way, MMmkinir of nn night hour day, wu notion that fanner), iiiiiier- mid iiowsHip)r man uro working eighteen hours a day, as usual. Qinjon Vietoria celebrated her fOvuiitv-second birtliilav on the tilth of Aliiy, and the old lady uivos..no indication of bicnking down or of niMlioating. I'iniinuiorH arc a tood ileal lil;o plipiuinns, if it iit fair to judge by oiiimoiifl exnriwHcd by tiieiu as to tliu effect ujtoii this country of tliu lioavy HliipiiitiuU 01 gold to KtiMiit caeli ouo iliireiH from the other. Tliu Chilian rebel vesul, the Itata, Iiiih lieen peacefully Mirrtiiul -ereI to the I'uited Stutcn author! tiiw, whieli would indicato that tliu Chilian iiiurgcuts are not aiixioiiH to rick a j niirrol with this government. (iauibling will not be pcrinitlcil on tliu World' Fair e.M)iitinii grounds in any form. That is one of the lirdt fer'ion of iron-clad rule that Iiiih been laid down by the ways ami means coiiiiuittce to gov em the men who get conccHiions. i newspaper any l.ieut. I which lumen to mail will uccouip vary inpeniiion, hone to reach tliu north jwilo on skatei, by way of (liven laud. Willi ugmms to put on "skates" is unfortunately a strik ing trait with too many pencil puihcrH. Twenty-three i in migrant wcie pent back to Kurope by the federal authoritie at New ork. They were all without money and liable to become a public charge. One made an alliuavit he hail been in (listed to come to America by gov eminent agents in liclaud. Iiepreisentiitlvo llarter, of Ohio, 1ms uinlertiil.cn a big contract, lie says he intends to retiru from hiisiucriri and to devote his entire time to religion and politics. Il will not be long before one of llnwo will occupy nil of his time, and it iciiiiict) no prophet to say which. A young lady wants to know how to make "not enough" out of the word "enough." That is very easy. It is done by transporting tint letters and arranging them into words. Take the !!il, L'd, 1st let ters for the liiMt word, the lith, lib and fitli letters for the second and you have something that is not enough for any young lady. Henry Wntlerson says: "Let us hope that the prophets who arc predicting that the cud of the world is near may be wrong, (low would the lriiitcd States look on the morning of the Day of Judg ment with a republican adiuiuis tratiou and an empty treasury ?" It would be too bad for our nation id pride to have the 1'. S. make hiieh a poor showing on that day, but what does ilr. Wattersou think would bo the mlvunlagc of having an overllowing tieiiMiry? Tliu light for the consolidation of Portland, Knot Portland and Albina into one great city was hot ly contested. In speaking of the election tlio'OrcKonian says: "It was it Waterloo. Consolidation was carried by an overwhelming majority, boasisin has been routed and tliu iK'oiile havo assorted the right to govern their own airairs. The result advances Portland from the sixty-llrst to tliu forty lirst city in tliu l.uitcd .States, and (insures its further greatness." Two hundred men and boys threw stones at the branch heaven of old man Schwciufurth at Kau nas City, .Mo , a few nights ago. When 'Airs. Ward, keeper of the place, and archangel to Schwein liirth, made her appearance the stones came so dangerously near her that slut beat a hasty retreat. The self-styled "Christ" came out and tried to calm the multitude by jiouring oratorical oil on tliu troub" led visitors, hut they were not to be calmed. Then a young man ran up tho stairway and kicked him sharply on the shin. The pretender guvo a yell of pain and ran in doors. One of his follow ers got out of tho back door and called for thu qlicc. Tho bogiii Christ will lmvu to removo from .Misiouri, where it teems he is not welcome. The Hebrew bankers of l'erlin havo given notice to their agents and customers that Unssian tecuri ties w ill no longer bo dealt in by them, ami that orders for such securities will not be filled. It is said that similar notion ha been taken at Vienna and I'ninkfoit, and that in London an identical movement is under consideration. THEY COOK PUNNY NOV. THE CROWN MOWER. Tlio IIkIiIiiiii of IR'3 wm Ulillniliiii. In Our l'reeitl OlrU. In n cojtjr of 3 mvra'no nf tlte ilt if IVbruary. I7ft, wlleh was iiel.sl np In an Mile llm iitlior ilnjr wtM found n iatilrm-tln' turn out of m maulnc of the year lW, and mi lh maiyin of this older allpn well-known hand had written: "How rMtanlntta ttteao old ISW fa-.li-Icmn lix'k compared with nnr ffrwefnl. Itlhl.'fHl Hltlt IfcMomtlU; fnshhVU I.I I.TfS!" '11m iktwiii wIhi had plrU.xl up tho manslne then opened the law. folded, eolored leaf which Imd npoti It llic 1I lured form of half 11 diMM'li hlftl-Ij-diVHsed Iit(iire, and heneaUi II Hie l-Ki'iit: "lca mode I'urli Imiioa-IVu-riniry, Is7." II fi Impmdliln U rentnilu n Imr.t of In-arty Inuliler at th.iae "irraeeful mi.l Uiit (ill fsliWm" it mtylUvn years mro. 'Die women are dmped la ffmviia that ixm'Iii entirely mml tip of loop, tui-kn nnil Ikiws. 'I'liclr uhlrta tin not aorm U Imiijf iloivnwiinl nt nil tint to Im Imllt iii from the Uittom IiiihwiIi' InyvT of lloiinci'i nl lowti nml owrhttii' wllli Inimenw hi1uiiIimii." Aroiini their iiwkn nrv rhllenliHir. r.' lien. Their Imlr I lil't up In "ehl.-r- 1 mini" nt the tmek of th.' hen'l, n ul iiik.ii , thu extromtty of thl proj 'ctlou n l-n-uel r hat U iwrchml. I'ruin l l uUi thu lirli'hl riwn or ilijr.-liiia Line (IiirUof Hie ilr.ini-' . ( alrJilnU'ly tipisire Um-h of n wry f.ln;fn lur nlwie an' en to prolifU , Tho i.ame limi t that wroU) the nri '1 nul exini'ient tike up it intiffaxSn IJI u'lit l.( n'rU hetwroti It . h:ive i !'. th fii.hl rt) pint -t of lcwVul IHM, h.i liM.l.Mil of nn p;irVlatlre n itr l.i f.ei'ilo:eplnto of IWI li.-nn lhl:i inn i.ie:it! "I hu.tw nnr f.i.Mo.ti Oi IOI in nU'er thiill lhif of S7,1, lint I ut,tp i--they'll IixiU Just tin 1 hliculotM in 11UI.' - N. V. .lonninl. ?3 r II K1. II Two Mdwetb In One! FAST AND SLOW SPEED LIGHT .DRAFT HIGH SPEED. STRONG km DURABLE! HEPPNFR WAREHOUSE Has "been enlarged to accommodate the increasing business. The wools of this section which accumulate at Heppner, attract all the leading Western buyers to that point, and make it the best market in which the grower can dispose of his clip. Last season over 1,000,000 pounds of wool was sold in Hep pner at prices which averaged the grower more clear money than was realized by sales of similar' wools 'in other western markets more dis tant from the manufacturing cen jters oi the East. ! Teamsters charges advanced on i written orders. Cash advanced on i wool in storage. ! T. E. FELL, Manager. Do not take our word; Read the testimonials from your friends and neighbors: A QEflMAN MYSTEHY.- ,1111.. Il. il. nml IN ilrlnOii-l nl 'Jil c.iiiuirj', (ii rinnti lieil'. Intve nhvuy ln nt omv a trial nml n mynlery. Thnl n race liy no meuil'i Khurl i.ht'.lllil iti llirhl In utiinlni) U'lhileml.i hud pn.: -il i.i-.uiy .1 1'rnneh nml KrilUli trnvthr la th.- I'litlierhiml. Nut Ium inyi.U-rloiift I.. , llu- imrmwt-M) of the IxiUteml, When mil) nm;n,H thu lljrtlrn of the mure kiiU-tontliil IniiKheni of n (lennmi tnv Il wllli the ivi-.-ptiirlo provlihil f.ii ; their neciiniinmlitllon nt nllit, nn . (Tort of the Inunfiimtloii will initUi tluinj i-ontennln'ini.: It In ivrtnin that the lli--.li imii.l overlap the feiither. The.i -the U-ilelothet nre n trlut, iiiiml-.thi;,', j .ih they ilo, In Miiinn.'r of n lilunl.il ' lth it h!'('1 InitUineil to It niiiti'miur fin e. In n Intel of n;) -.Ier-tI.)Vi n iiiio , im-l.i-K'il In u cot tun lm:(. j Xelther enti Ni tupUed In or r.-eiir.il j In miy way, nml only n Ih'ru TenUm hii'iwit the nrt of relnlnlng ttioin In IMi.ition j Mont inyiterlnin of nil I tho tri- I nniriihir w-ctlon of n ninttiVM which h ; phieeil nt the Iti-int of Hie boil, nml whleh fnriin. K'i liiim, tlio mobl J elfei'tlve olntm-le in tin ivXik of u : f.o.-lyuer, AM thin wem to linvc Ih-.-ii inneh the "i.me i the iiiy Imfori! 1 the r.iiliwiy, j A trnveler Hunt nulvely ili-M'i lUia nml ; eplnlnn tliu (hirmun l-.l-Mif HU- "..ill ' p -opt.- ennimt slwji f lii(orl!il-ly la .-..)., pin I of iermsiny ; the Ih ,, whteh nr. very nnrrow. tn-lntf pl.teeil in worn I n fruineH or Uven, no utmrt that nay j r will who hnpiH'IIH to lie nhote live f. . I liijrh imi-t iilmoliilely kit lip nil niylit NMptxirtitl I iv pillow , mill Uil. I. ii fact, ,lie wny In which the ; 1-1:1.1 i-hvp." ).Hlitjeut Ills r;il,ni:it., i i. thu correel mini hut. lci) ivlm ar .1 1 lUVimUiineil to ileep I., n . ,eiil:i v bv turn can iifit In i.n.'h a lieil :.l . only hy iiv.iiinluir the Khnpu of the la .1 letter of the ulphuliel. Jury. On'J the Cmwn Six Venn. l.ritNT Ui 1:11. March 1, 1S!H). Mchhus ItASCIII-: ,t CO.; I have I wen usin; the thrown tr.n eliinn with the KnMtcm Hiitiufnclion form; years. UN a very light rnniiitiK and durablu machine. Ah long as I have uwd the mnchino il imvcr hnf Tnl mil n sweat on my frfliu. ItiH.'tlxo very i x 1 1 1 on I lie homfi mvks. Vmirii' Truly, fiKo. V. lii.i.iorr. imi Simply tho llois D:vsky, t)r.,Maroh I" Alnwiis. IIASCIirc A- CO. The machine I IkiiiIiI runs like a top and I think it lays nil others in the shade in all kinds nl graiia and all kinds nf mimd. It in simply the Ik)" fur light draft and speed. M. l- lliiw.vnn. The Aemo of I'cifertlnn. John Day, Murch l-l, I mi MKmt. UASinnC A- CO. I think the nemo of perfection hni lxcn reached in the invention of the Cro'ii innwer. We have Ik'pii ilii gnstcd every year in trying to mow our meadiiw, on w bich xrawft a on liar kind of uraM. All other niachini ji we triw! would leave' half the liny Ktaiuliiig, but the Cruwu cut it an fiiKxith n n new-Khnveu faco. We trie'l it with like re8ull In nil kinds of grain, hay and rye gritM. All our iici(hUirM who me it work think il in llm bo.8 of nil mow era. Yonin l!i'KH-tfiilly. T. II. Cl-ni.. un udu Kean AdvErfiBEiriEnts? Dawn hike tulvanhitjp of a (nod offer ll'ien il is placed iiiliin your reach? If SO His l-'avnrltu. I'li.uini: Cirv, K.-b. 27, 1S90. .Miihsiim. IIASCIIK A- CO.: I will Htnte without hemtaliiin that the Oimvn mowee that I pur ohamNl of ymi hint year linn (ivi ii gnrxl fiilinfaction, n'nd u my prefer PiiciMifany iiiiiwer I have ever ued. VerV IJenlclfllllv, O. W. M. 1 1 Al i;v. The Vcr) Hast Mmvar. Camp Ihian, March 2, IStKI. 4Mkskh. UASCIIIC A- CO. In tvffnnl to the Crown mower, I like it very well. It work well In All kind of prftdH, and where the KraiM in lodged or very rank by pnt linR on the increased hh'ci1 it 'worku to 11 charm. It in the bent luowur we have in thm counlry. and I can recnmni. -ml it any MrHin wlKhing to purchase mokvem. 'utirt I5e iectfully. .1. J. f!ny.AiiT. Ulnw for Dccri.iff.Crown. Mc(!orm.iek, Ibickoyc, Victor, nml Champion Alai-hine l.iificii, llncki nnil Cnrriaor.,, a( fjit-U.ry niioc. Hardware, Hardwood, Htinc and Tiiiwan-, liiiblior Ilnsc, Ik-lllny and Taekinc. ian I'llM'. Wilier I'll,. 111,1 I ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 it e, iii.i. l.',...!,.. U .... XT. II 1 .1 Mil m 1, 1. . . 1 i-i 1 ""i"" '1 i-i ..mi .him 1 .10:11-1 x ,1 .tineii 11 ere. iVMili.-ilid nml .r.li.r.ietioi, 011arant.nl. All l.-M,,., f ii,uir r iu- prompt alt.-ntiun HusvIh Mail I) ill! s ore at Icmi- iicr One. your Dry (loads, Cluliinn, Hauls, shots, (Hans, .Milieus, Over- shirts, Undertint r. llusicrtj, Hals, TJ 'inlcr Ctis, (lit m IjOoIs, lUnnkrts, (Jttills, Corsets, Ladirs n nd cliilil reus' Shoes, Hnhlicr runts, )'clatr Oiled emits, Fanei (,'oods, Cutlery, ICle., h'tr.. h'tr- D(lllHI(MOOIIIIMHUJII...II(iulOliliIHh00MOOUO(l(HKMHU When eah m-companies tho oidcr for any amotiut (rum Kivo Dollnr or more in above lino of gooda wo will prepay all .Mail or ' Stajjo cbftrj-oR, to any stage station in Grant or Ilainoy counties, 2 until Juno loth, 1M1. jtSST" Whon mold on ctodit 110 chart;- 0 e prepaid. g e will khoiiiiiWo onr lommt ielil pnet-H on Every Article and mo to refund tlio aioiioy if goods aro not Katiifaclory. My Bctiduijj to u, m riiinK plainly, just what i wanted, wo cm select thei to your hatbititction. We havo tho ;oo-r.s assortment f Gon cinl Morelmndiw to be found in any More in "Oregon . Von can huvo iaono in eveiy line. Give uh a tri.il order. We solicit vour trade. Ouler l.y .Mail at oiue. ( '11 Hesiecl j'ttlly. HEPPNER, OREGON. TURA'S f- A I F Y WE. A r -1 1 lnl) iip.I.iii l,t.,.,i . wti liitir li 111 ki 1111 liniii..r( il, Turn, eomlnir from over fui fovn liluiwlf In a laiul n:n;i, l Ot a. t.r. leiiviiijf hit enlMM'. Joimieye.l l.iluiiil. I r.ivehiiiT throu;fh tin ileii-.i fo.M t. w mi. f ilii.-. i.'.ttl.iif In ttie Ho . -r .1.1 llu iliiuliliilf plant t nn.i awln;fin on Ih liuiuvi uhleh trailed fro.:i t i hU'h l'iitflm aeriHki the vikta . of th - wtt. 'I'livw (nil-leu ivi-ru i iirlou .ly- h ipe 1 U In s li.n iliif i.iuall li.-u-tit n I.11-4. I,,IU-N, hIiII.- th.-li- hainl-, iin-l fit v. r iif.ai-luil to llmln u : ho.'t that tlo, ieemiil n If etruliu from th lr Ihki-. Turn liinl liroiiL'lit with him th t . wherewith Hn U pro.lue.-il ty file u. nml he proeis-ituit to l.i.i lie 11 nr.- un. I to e mU home fo.nl, mueh to Id.- u.t-:l.!i nient of lh. falrlei who had ulw.iva e in .nine I their food In It imtur il . : Tur.i fell In live v.illi one of (l)j (..:., uoineu nml i.i.irrieil h -r. HUwif- r. elpiM-ut.il IiIh nlftvlhm uiul they l.v.il happily t i'tlier. hut one day, when thei lflii noum vmm eomlillii' out In r hu-.liun'1'r. hair, 1 lie miiIiI uty 1 rieil uu' : -Oh, Turn, what Ii IhU vlilte l..iii iiiniiiHI the liliu-U nii.-i?" lie told her that It was a : l;fn of 1. unit of nppnmehlnir decay, the for r 1:1 Her of deulh, Then lilt wife . t. I I l.-rly and r.-fu u-1 to ho e.iiufo-,e. i-i a t.iin-lilin,' Mir.v, the i.iiihleii 1 arpri e amUrrlef of thin ehlld ul th.' li-i.uorta . on her discovery of that which ti 11 p hi- idiu 1 of clay U mi eoiiim m a.id ol truslvo a faet. The old legend has i.'iven r'. to .1 proverh Kiiylnvr. "Ihe uee.l of 'I'ur.i. ' as a hyiionyinniiH evpreHKion lor ifray hair. N. V. .lournal. An (Hit Aiiii 1I11I iiii h. A ilinsipaleil old man applied Ml tin-iii;ii'tei'iiiiiiiti-i-' ollh'e iu Nan Antonio, 'I'ev., for a pohltiuii a clerh. Ilo you linnw nnythlnir nUmtir-.i i ral iimunxement of the ollle. V n .i,.-.i , the olliivr. o I huow Anything iiIhiuI Ilea Manatviiienf.' I fchoul.li.mlln. I hui-u-him when he a 11 lleutennut,"--'re.a'l lftiiijf 1 "I have Holhlntf mot to "J,M tnU Mi. in lie Mtirteil lioins itftur tUo re JtMtlea. "I urn tfhul,"Mhl Im. "I wUh you had wwtd l,"--llui'iier lUur. I BREWERY SALOON Canyon (!i(,y, Or. This to it 1 lit r resort hits tieen reoettctl to the nttdie, tind non1, its in the ttsl, keets tint hi tti: but the best ill lies, Utttors Ci'itttrs. -'. I. ICICIl l ltl, JVopi- NEW RESTAURANT. Canyon Cily, Or. J. .. Chtttntiers, '-opr. This Itimtmnnut Iiiih levclillv Iumi opeiusl, and will fiiriiL-.li .MenU or Im (;iiiK at Iimiix mte. A ipecial but me almiit this house in that no Chini'M-1 ooks aie i-mplnyisl iu the k it In n. (Jim- lie- Ki-'Luiiuiit a dial. M. .1. Cn miii:i:n, I'lopllelor. First) National )Pank1) Of XXoppnur, IIIIKA, HUSK KlII.MHill, I'llSiilli'llt. Viee I'n-hlilelit. (lisomii; W. (i'oNHiai, Cnshii-r. IIIIKA, T. A. Illlt A, I. T. HOIIKOV, I linvtoin. Trail-nets a lii'iicr.il Ihiutlnt; llii-lnes. E.rchanye. fM all iatti of the win Id BOUGHT and SOLD Oollis tiiiiui made at all HiinU mi ItiklMiuahle Tel nit. .Money Unit us I at. fruiu iiiih to ten nnr cent, Hapfonsf an UartS SI I I Mil.H III IIJPTO.YKT.ILL ,V UNIT, JOHN DAY, GRANT CO , OREGON. Have now icrclvcil tho lnr;ostanil niatt ooinplotc stoek of ntw goods in Grant Comity, which they will olfor for alo at jiricw that defy otiapctitioii SPRING ANNOUNCISMNT, mi - FOR 1891. The people of Grant county will take notice that our vast stock of Spi-'ng Goods is as complete as anv Pri stock in this section of the State, cLuu. o,u ouuu. iji iuua as win oe satis factory to any person wishing to purchase in the following lines: Dry Goods, Fancy Goods, Cloth ing, Hats, Boots, Shoes, Notions, Hardware, Crockery and Glass ware, and a full line of Groceries. A call will be sufficient, as we propose to sell you your supplies M. DURKHEIMER A or - v- NOT I OU. C'Hiiii) urtlrn Im tln tliiir 4 n n'lirt yn tin Sr)t. WU 1HH7. will U iiUI mi iiiruUtLm tut. r. -t tlt i-(rtti tltl 4U S II IUU.KY, "in,l Ti ('ahuii t'it(tr , U v., Iil. TOPostofficeStore) CtNYd.V CI I V, OU. . 'ttrrish - - I'roir. I CUT LIVRHY STABLE. C. A. J. I'. "mm A line Tolle-n, nveivisl, KUk-k nf frei.li (!.iniliei, Nul, Statioin-r), lit.-., lite., jiut line nn- a eall. IliiKiiewooil ('tin yon City X (, I'raprs, - - Oregon. C7Yu?ifrr's - cita use it! I'l' IH TltR TIlRAf. Mnni(?tNT iMlflUUOUIHIlMMM.t.OIHjUJX,,,,, CO.... . .uiio.iiuiiiia.illiiuiiiiy kan-uBor lu llit ili..l MulJo, I. IlKAI.KIl IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Can 10 1 1 Cily Oregon, Constantly on hantl a nil assortment of Pry Goods Clulliin'J, Hoots ,y .S',..v, droeeries, nit)., hlr., hie , at llettsonabe I'riees, 1. '. 0 liUIMM.'l'. r mm Ihllr ft4lwwbttti4 W fc 1 Amf 9gi. ) M'l ttl. t MM If... I It! tl l(ti-lt l'lf m "I h it m' m t-m .-..1 IfcHV m Mikr I.,. 'I'l.. DHAhHU IN General t taiti ifcii d. I M I tli h; III Hi PFUNDER'S mm ercliandise. I Miiiirii.t. i'm.,Um "hi. iv,(iu..,i, , IV.-.l ,nrrj uh. i... I 11 .i,,. , fur JOHN DAY GITY.