m ' ' ' -v .'V:' " ; ' 1 ' -lly . "i . Jt ' ..'.. ..-... . Iron it niiil oounty oouiU mid ulio- tioti of noliool clirwtor nil in tli wimo week. Tin) town is looming up since boing iiifoqiprntnl. OU Uuohmcy i having n tunnel run fn to Uip hi Iwlgo on l-'nul Millor inountnlti, uni! wo lmrn thnt lit! finds good free milling ore. Murriwl, nt the Oily Hotel, hy Oo. Judge Huzeltint', Wwliicsilay, Kck 18, .Mr. A. 1. Ilickoy nnd Mins !;nlli(! IS. .Mnrlin, ofKlniwl)rry viilloy. Plnnt fruit tri'M. Tlio pooplu nmy chll you crnzy, hut renietnhcr thi-y cnlled old .Mr. Nonh onr.y while ho -wtis huihling hi nrk mid stocking up. ShorilT Orovip nrrivi-d hoin on the sUge Kridny night, iiiuoh to tho mir priso of evitrylody, who supposed he wnnt "hroko" it Salem nnd wns hoof- tho Harlow wagon 'th Mngonu. 11 X hny for wile i , ar ngo no broad -' the tion ot u. Imigoil with tho death of Ttnuin at Unyvillu was concluded last nttduy and the prikoucr helil in tho i of SlflOO to iinnear lK.'foro tho 1 juiy, which lond was not given. tfng olwut ton or eleven yearn ugo nir. it. n. mneimrt. was punning I ncro orchard near this city the TTocviIlwl him crazy. Hut hu wont ahead nnll took good euro of his tree. Now thoy nil Ixsar profusoly, anil .Mr. Hinchnit mauagUH to disposo of all tho fruit and cider they produce. Kesidos his orchard is un ornament to (irant county. A jury in .hnlgo Kiiliion's coin t last Thursday found Jus. Ourry guilty of nisnult uiid Uittery on tint porxon of Arthur Mosior, loth rosidents of John Day precinct. The usual tine of ?-! uiid cosU was imposed and the defen dant i.i iKKirding with thu county for I '21 dayK. His Knddlo hone will Ui sold no.t Monday to pay costs. Hoys, "plunso don t light. """iflprd J'ho tiriicil home " " '."M "f it K '.i ' v f - " ' 4 ' v." . . :"..V 1 .-.,. - ... l- . ;:.v, - - i ;? l 1 -...''. f v . . . i is . - "V ' . ? in the jus- ngo. An t' which wm not thu coui L mid a $10 nut ill L nun in Crcik county consult nliimnac to dct4rmini how cnttlo thev urn goiiiL' to hwo. Here whom crops never fuil thoy gen- ornlly consult thu h.iystnck. Wo have lx-cn dinajijtoinU'il in not lcin nhle to secunt n printer. There fore the editor i.1 Uill compelleil to per form the vnrious duties pi'ttiiining to tho publication, including weather jirophut. A number of young ncoplu, ho Huving in ' reciprocity, iittentled tho ball nl lower town Monday night. Storm v weather nnd hail roatlH prcvonknl ninny going from hero to l'rairie. The Dnllefl b talking of a hrnnch railroad to the Fossil coal beds ninl one to tho hugo glacier on the Hide of Mt. Hood. With these two roads our proud Bifiior on the broad Co lumbia can bid defiance to both ex tremes of temperature. Kditon announces thnt he will have electric and sun reflectors by next win tur whereby hu enn melt tho snow from any given locality in n short ti mo. This country will havu no use for the machines. Thu chinook does the work eticctunlly. to Announce that there wil()oa hvcV tin social and Imskot picni nt''Masohi J full on Wednesday evening, March -t, 1691, A gool programme- will Ijo ar ranged for the occasion. Kveiybody come. The News is constantly filling ap plication from all jmrts of thu Union for Minplo copies. leoilu are lx'gin. ning to look towards Omut county, and thoru is plenty of room. Come and get a foothold, for when we get a loilrond things will loom. Long Creek citizens "tumbled to" tho suggesuoii of tho Nkwh that their town would prosper as well by any other name, and tho city has been incorporated under thu nnmu of "(llendou." Much more oclic and high-sounding than "Long Creek." Tho sheep in this county are so nearly frco from disease that tho practice of fall shearing will soon 1)0 not necessary, and will doubtless be entirely abandoned. Tho stock insectiou law has been of vast ben efit to tho sheep raisers of the coun ty, for without it they never would "vyip got tho letter hand of tho sheep ldson, suHirintendcnt of mini' at Cracker deck, county during tho wcuk with tommy Mehwan. iiowh'tlge a ph-usjint call fioiu lemon. I lie Orncker crroV ore t Iki worked by the itxpensivo of thu couiany, and an uu- v process wm shortly ihi tried ol saving the precious legram from Douglas, "A negro named Tom lynched today on goner- es. jio was a notorious and guilty of many Negroes must bo plenty ihcn thoy aro lynched jl principles. We sup- i tlio jKiopIo want to 'niitortnnt event thoy i lynch u negro. able that tho spring romt court for this inoiicc nest week, o will go over, tin- passed by tho lato tho fourth .Monday bill changing tho gisiaturo on last lor tho coustitu- ad six days after it within which veto the same, bill, of which intimation, then n in force for rm begin next ho approved lavs to pass ig or vetoing uiatciy go into oi- T. i i . i r postpoiio tho term It is unfortunate that in such an unsatisfac- i, but is a thing that urt nor olllcers of tho siKiusihlo for. Judge auscil a telegram to bo o ascertain what the one, aim will know nday whothor to con- not. All subpu'- nding will bo hold by not served until at- i-ujtlohnitoly whothcr JPOI t "Wllwoni'u or not CITY NEWS. Fob. 21, 1801. on the war-path last A. It, 1ml 1 jmssed olft Denning is in town on n nro- 'tl visit. Johnson has gone on a bus p to Hamilton. ph Kvans is confineil to his remised by overwork. Doc Ilti'hmor took his doiiarturo or ('aldwcll, Idaho, this morning. Scott Hydo has tiit the black smith business and gone to breaking hortes. Tho worthy tlnleotlvo had his badge pin stolon from him last night in the hall. Thorc will bo a grand masque rade prize ball hero on tho evening of St. Patrick's day. Parties took nway four hats from tho hall last night and forgot to leave any in their place. llotli schools have closed. Mrs. Smith, teacher of the public school, started to Ilakcr last week. Antone Musical drove his band of oaltle down from tho ranch last week to 1)0 fed for the winter. Terry Kiinzev tho great ladies' man and his family were at the pork and bean Biipier last night. Sixty-fivo candidates for town marshal and only one marshal in town, and that is John Marshall Prairie City is not a desirable ntaco for a man to bo in love, as he is liable to get his trotters tripped at any moment. Al Gillette has a span of zebras which ho is trying to break, but wo don't know whether ho will make a success of it or not. John I.auraucc has returned from a business trip to Portland. Wo understand ho intends putting roll ers in his ilouring mill. Ten Dog has two dogs for sale worth f 100 apiece, hut as grub is scarco will dispose or J.unr itfr the sjuirsum of ISO apiece. Jesso McMurdo is going to run on tho Independent ticket for town marshal, and if defeated will retire to the mountains and hunt cougars. An arbitration trial has been in progress for two or threo days be tween W. J. fialbraith and Leo I.aurancc, but wo understand it has been postjoncd. Messrs. Gilford and Kvans of Quartzburg were in town Saturday. They say the snow is from four to live feet deep up there. Look out for the second Mood. Wo understand that Abo Hickey wanted to find out who'Torus Plas ter" was for the purpose of having him to give him a pull' in tho paper, but as ho didn't send us any wed ding cake wc refuse to do it. Jesso Dixon has taken tho con tract to feed eight burros fifty pounds of hay with n gum boot for dessert for two weeks. Wo thought it a small allowance, but it was sanc tioned by ltoo Hardman, as ho had fed a few of them in Wyoming. Poitus Pl.ASTKlt. Astoria is tho largest city in America without a railroad. A social party was given at tho I. 0. 0. F. hall fo'r Odd FellowH and their families last Friday evening. Nearly every town in Oregon has either had a new charter or an amended one at this session of tho legislature. The Pacific Hrowory's Culuhratcd Heer, tho !cst in Kastern Oregon, is now kept constantly on tap at tho Ked Front Ililliard" Hall. An injunction was filed by the assignee, therefore) the sale of the horses belonging to tlio John Carry estate was jHatjK)ned until some fu ture time. A mine explosion at Pittsburg tho other day killed large number of workmen. A lamp accidentally dropcd down tho shaft caused the gas to ignite. There was considerable doubt of tho H'liatc being able to pass tho road bills over tho governor's veto. Blackmail's Monument-Johu Day bill however, was made a "special order." Whether it was taken up or not wo don't know. Canyon City's incorjwration bill ought to bo displayed to tho public that the people may know what kind of a law is to govern thoni. No body apjioars to have seen the bill. Such things of a public nature should not bo hid under a bushel. When you send away for goods remember tho linn of Collin A Mc Farlaud at Heppnor. Thoy not on ly guarantee you first class goods at lowest prices, but thoy pay mail or express charges on same to any stago odico in (irant or Harney counties. See their now "ad" for further particulars. . FOU SALK. I will sell for Cash, or trade for Stock, tho undiviilod half, or all, of tho Steam Saw Mill known as thu Southworth it Guernsey mill. Has planer, and shiuglo machine attach ed. For full particulars address 0. GlIIUt.NSKY, Canyon City, Grant county, Oregon. LIC01S1.ATIVK LAWMAKING. Killian's hill repealing tho mort gago tax law; failed. The new assessment and tnxntion bill failed to pass thu senate. TongucV bill providing for a state board of equalization passed. Regulating tho salary of county judge in Grant county; passed. Tho various incorporation bills for towns in this county all passed. Dodson's bill fixing tho terms of court in tho Sixth district; imsRcd. Dustin's bill amending tho game law, allowing no elk to bo killed for five yoars; failed. Tho L'AOOO World's fair appro priation bill was indefinitely ost poned in the samite. Dividing tho state into two con gressional districts. Tho northern district is contused of tho Kastern Oregon counties, and Multnomah and Clatsop. The bill for flOO.OOO for a jxirt ago railway at Tho Dalles ami Co lilo hail an amendment of $I'J.r,000 for a transfer boat tacked to it, which swanicd the bill. Tho senate soemod to bo a unit tlut no new oottntioB should bo cre ated or county seals relocated at this session, and all such bills were tabled after the first reading. The reapportionment bill where by each county would be entitled to one or uioro representatives in tho 1 louse, aftor much wrangling failed to pass. lly its terms Grant and Hamoy would have olected a sena tor jointly. LONO CREEK LOCAL. Loso Chkwc, Feb. 20. j Knrrou News: Porhapa a few ! items from our part of tho country would bo of somo interest to your readers. Snow is about eight inches dcoj in tho valley. Stockmen havo, tliei' Cfttti up JWAig-iMjin Horses outside are starving to death as fast as they can. An old pair of pants, coat and shirt, was hanged to threo scant lings on the night of the lilth inst. and a placard pinned to it bearing tho words "Tho Horrible 11. lllack man. Sold the Long Creek people to Canyon City for if 2000." Wo have a postal agent in Long Crook but no postmaster. The of fice is in tho hands of tho bonds men. The postmaster was "into" the ollico for a considerable sum, and it nearly broke tho town to dig up. Can't you send a man from your town whom wo can trust with a few jiostago .itampsl There will bo no trouble in giving bonds as long as tho snow is as deep in the mountains as at present. We don't caro what his politics is, just so ho is in favor of moving the court house and don't belong to tho Canyon City ring. Old Timkk. Let's Co Kill an Elk. Representative Dustin introduced a bill in tho legislature intended to protect tho lives of elk, but which by reason of its wording, throw the safeguard of the law around hunters who slow elk. Wo quote from tho Oregonian: Dustin's bill to protect elk, deer and such gamo, created considerable fun when read by tho clerk in the senate this afternoon. Tho engrossing committee had fol lowed copy too closely, and in tho first section of tho bill" it was pro vided that any person who shall kill an elk shall not bo killed for a period of five years. Tho clerk read it ovor again to bo suro ho was right and tho laughter increased. No one made any motion, and tho speaker added to tho hilarity by asking tho gentleman from Grant county if ho desired the bill passed in this shape. After vainly trying to discover where tho mistake origi nated, tho bill was referred to tho committee on fisheries for rehabili tation. Go to tho Ked Front Ililliard Hall, Canyon City, for lino wines, liquors and cigars. Flour, Gnih.iin, H.irley, (either ground or whole) Chicken fend, Kyu, Middlings, limn, ShoiU, Ac, Ac, at (iundlach's. Wantki). A Printer in tho Nkwh foundry. Must bo able to furnish satisfactory references. None other need apply. First come first served. Address Tin: Nkwh, Canyon City. IIollllt'M ltllMlllCHH College Ol Poilland will open Sopt. 1st. J. A. Wesco, tho leadinj; peiunau of tho coast, has bocomo a partner in this school and will make it tho loading Business College. Send for cataloguo Cm How to wash windows on tho Western Washer without removing them from tho frames: Put about S inches of lukewarm water into tub or bucket, drop in u piece of soap and leavo it until tho wator begins to look white. Move your machine directly under tho window, put your bucket" on ono end and stand on the othor. Take a sjongo and wipe away until tho last snook is remov ed. Patent applied for. Only two more of these wonderful machines for sale at Gundlach's. Como quick. A D1SQHACHFUI. I'KOCEEDINQ, Tho Kaglo last week gave an ac count of tho hanging in ofllgy of C. . - C? - - If III 1 State Senator Henry lllackman in the citv of J.ong Creek. Not con , tent with seeing the imago susittnd i oil in tho air, tho Kaglo further says j with jwrhaps a tinge of braggadocio that "during the morning somo two dozan rillo shots woro hoard, each penetrating some part of tho ghostly form." Wo have sinco learned that the mob mounted the dead Senator on a horse behind the rider and sent him up to Hamilton to bo "bur ied among bis friends." Tho Nkws deplores the fact that I.ong Creek, which is still a jmrt of Grant county, contains people ca 1 nablo of finding amusement in acts Iwfitting an untamed Sioux warrior. Only a few weeks ago tho aged and white-haired Justice of tho Peace was hanged in elligy because of sonic derision the nol-neaileu ones did not like. Such demonstrations as theso indicate that the law-abiding Kfojtlo of lA)iig Creek need a Court louse and jail very badly. A LONG LIST HO LUCKY NUN. Tho representative men of our county who have l)eon drawn ftoin the list to handle tho jury trials at the term of court which may prob ably begin next Monday are nriincd as follows: Wm. Hall .1. L. llarnhnuse John Shrier Max Kohison Alex MoIoinui W. H. Gates H. D. Johnson J. S. Jones V. H. Peterson I). N. Luce K. K. Dayman Samuel C. Hillis Martin Dorr Alvin Campbell H. P. Barnard Frank Wallace farmor. Thou. Mcador ,C. V.Sweek rt G. W. Clnmun U1UI1II fVIIIIl rt... .1.1 ii James Conwcll Thos. Joflbrson W. It. Hughes J. II. Hamilton Adam Gordon A. llachuny J. A. Taylor J. C. Krkisou W. II. Kelly 0. II. Leo K. K. Luce n slock raisor. ii merchant. ii miner, painter, liveryman, teamster. A Chinaman was killed at Pen dleton a few days ago by a railroad brakoman named .looters. IN AND AROUND THE DARN. I'm: n little mutton tallow or vaseline wlien there are hiipii of the cow't. teats vrnelilng. Nuvkii chop turnips fur stoulc but slice them, anil there will lie. lesK liabil ity of any of the animals Wing ehoheil. (looti t raiiiiiir makes n cuuMileralile .llirereiu'c hi the value of a horse. To .fi't the best results handling anil train in ,' bhuuhl begin when the colt K very young. Ik you niKe. the rljrlit Uiml of horses the buyer will come after them; if the wrong hirul you will have to hunt up a buyer, ami sometimes have consiilerable trouble to lliul him. Tin: best way to feeil ground grain is to ink It with cut feed. If cut feed ami irrouml jfrnln lire mixed the result is that tho saliva is more completely min gled with the Kraln, and tho whole is more thoroughly digested. A coititKHi'o.NiiKNT of an exchange says if your horse has lockjaw tnl.-e strong tobacco and put It on each side of the Jaws while they are loehetl, and, if a had ease, bathe all over the Ixxly, and your horse will Ik) well and eating in u few hours. No aximai. should Ik! guarded more carefully than tlio cow. She dally pro vides millc ns an article of fixsl, ami should she Ik) attached by disease, or suiTer ailment of any kind, the whole f.imily may Incur danger. It Is more hiiMirtaut to look after the health of the cow than to the health ot the horte. Tur.in: l no reason why the barn yard .himld Is' lllthy. The farmer who alms t- convert all waste Into manure will have a clean barn-yard, for he enn lu.t alTord to allow the liillids to Is wasted, or wait for the cattle to trample the nbsorlients that can more easily Ik decomposed In thu Manure heap. , THINGS THAT ARE IRUE. Iris for moU persons moru easy to Matter than to praise. Tut: moral value of life Is not a fancy. 1'altli. purity and endurance uru not mere names. N):vi:u give way to repining- No habit Is worse than that of useless grumbling Action and work will mend the worst fortune. To inaiKVK that there Is no place like home li a wholesome partiality; hut to IiiukIi another man's homo to scorn be cause it is not a fac-slmllo of ouu's own Is illiln'ral and unmanly. (ioni) manners decbiru that their pos sessor is a person of superior (piaUty, no matter what his j;art, or howuver slen der his purse. They prove hl,s respect for himself, and they also prove his re spect for those whom hu adrcsses. DfTV of every kind has in it tho ele ments of plcusure, and, if we do not discover ami appropriate them, It is our own fault. If wo study tho principles of our life-work, dwell upon its details, and strlvo to perfect it ns much as jios slide, we shall insensibly lourn to love It, and to feci no saerlllcu for It a burden. , Too Ml'Cll lovo, or too jnilch expres sion of It. never yot snoJHiVa child; it Is undue Indulgence thujT Nhat, and it is what the mollioiir il airaliist. She must havo :n what Is just to oxi work to that as 1 plan. If shu word kulf.ro.iHlliig i ldoa of Xt, and ils SPEAKING OK DH. UAKHIN. Tho first thought of almost ovory one on hoariiie a good storv is to ft.. 1 .. i ...I r. mm somo one else to whom it can bo told. Somo jteople niako a few stories stand them in good stead for a long time, and a tale is told of a Vermont man who had just ono story, and who told that on ovory jwssiblo occasion. Not so with Drs. Darriu. They give a new ftory of cures every week, or the almost "mi raculous effect electricity has on somo alllictod mortal. Ifyotidottbt any longer their ability, call on soinn of tho following who have lieen cur ed: Robert Hardy, Ktno, Wash. Lucy H. Wood, lflockbttrg, Cnl. Wm. Parrott, Middlotou, Or. K. Anderson, Salem, Or. I). W. Kin tnett, Salem. Or. Mrs. M. K. Day, Port M Allison. Wash. Henrv Slough, Maclea, Or Win. Hunter, Ktigene City. Or. Voltia Webster, eston, I'matilla count v, Or, It II. Hico. :i'2 11 st., Portland. A. Jackson, Seattle, Wash. C. Snow don's girl, Salem, Or. R. Grinith'n son, Roisford, Wash. Rev. M. M. Ilashor, Rrooks, Or. John Wolllin, Stuck Junction, Wash. Samuel Jackson, Highland, Or. Geo. M. Frank. Middlelon, Or. IVIor Mur phy, New York Hotel, Portland 11. F. Stout, Indoiiendonco, Wash. Dr. Darrin's Place ofUusiness. Drs. Darrin niako a specialty ol diseases of ll o Kyo; Kar, Noso ami Throat, and all nervous, chronic ami private- diseases? such as Low of Manhood, blood taiut, syphillis, gleol. Konorthooa, stricture, sperma torrhoea, nominal wcnknotMor Ions of tlasire of sexual power in man or woman. All peculiar fenialo troti bios, irroguhir Menstruation, dis placement, clr.. aro csnlidvutially nnd successfully tro.ilod, and will under no cirouuistaucos tako o o' that thoy cannot ouro jy Consultation hnc.miv' able. Ctmwo "" autojx,--''" " MILITARl ... rm:sinn.NT Caiixot contemplates t entire demolition of the forllllcatloniri alMiut l'nrii. Tin: only Chinaman hi the regular army of the I'nlted States Is IMnanl Cohots, a private in Company II of the fifteenth Infantry at l-'orl Sheridan, 111. Re served through the war as a volunteer. l'..i:.niii:.r Diaz Ismail bin political career while an ollleer In the army by headini,' an Insurrection. He kept on in that Hue until he reached the Presi dency, but Is now the most conservative IKillticlau in .Mexico. Tin: Chinese on tho Russian frontier are restoring the fortilicatious of the town of Kuhlja. An enormous fortress Is nearly llnish. d, with mud and clay walls twenty-three feet hijrh, twenty live feet thick and ciht hundred and lifteen feet in length, with a moat seven feet deep and lifteen feet broad. Tlliau: will In1 eleven retirements for aue in the army during 1MU. These in clude two llrijradlur (lonenils, sl.s Colonels, one .Major and a Captain, ! side two other start olllcers. The llrlffiidlers are Ciuneral (iihlxm, com niandlnK' the Division of the i'aeitle, and liciicrnl llenet. Chief of Ordnance. A r.Niu'MATirilyniimltc (un Is ln-lnir eoiistrueteil ill Knuhtml to use inin pressed air nt oihi Miuuds jier square Inch: it is ir seconds of are in diame ter, and In intended to throw IVOO pounds of ilyuamite three miles. The air ismi pivssor is of sieclul ili'sl'u, ami has four pistons which decrease In diameter as the pressure increases. The Hrst piston is I'J Meoiids of a it. the fourth is seconds of ate in diameter The .V. Y. Kntfliieer. FROM DISTANT LANDS. I r.tl.V has adopted lNiycott and 'ImiI- coltare" U tlie lulinitlve. WniiiN sixty-two years Mexico bos had llfty-fotir I'rosldunts, one regency and one I'uipire. I.MUA takes the palm for free juMdnire. Postal cards cost half a wnt ouch, and a letter (fs-s for one cent. At'sru w.i v has ljrun to Mud ckks to lhii.'hind. They must Ini at least six weeks old Is'fore they call Ik- put oil the maiket. Is l.i union one woman In every twenty Is a snip r, one In every thirteen Is illlt eratu autl ono in uvery sixty is a' fln drinker. Tiimti: are twonty-sW uionarchleMand twenty-live republics ill tlli elviliA-il world to-day. Sixteen republics ure in South America. Till: (lovernmeut of India Is consider iilf the advisability of estalilisliin i le vutors on the American model for the ktiirafe of wheal und other irraiiis Illllli.AlINO Is a jfieat sueeess in Valen cla, Spain. l.ai'K dlstrieU under tin system of watering support an average of nearly three persons to the acre. A rm:-lll"lolllC smelting furnace has ls-en discovered In New .Mexico. Near by a bar of pure silver was found. The furnace had lieen lllled with ore ami never llrcd. (Jfi.i:s Viitoiiia havltiKprewnled the mess of her Prussian legimcnt U'ir-t Druir'sin (iuarils) w ith a portrait of her self, the olllcers have sent her a lartfe and handsome colored photograph of the reiflment In parade order. Colonel Victoria Is tliiderstissl to Is) proud of hur command. DOMESTIC UREVITIES. "SMoTiiiatr.ii uhlukuu' Is niiotbci name for jwit pie. ColiMMiand smoked mutton are del Icacies In Seotluml, and eormsl iiiuttoi Is there rejfurdoil an tho cnual of corned iKK'f. 1 Tiik eatiiiff-tabli) should 1' set In a" liiflit. iilrv ixRMii. molerately Jieated,, while the mental atmosphere should 1 one of ipilct nnd happy relaxation, To jiaki: lly paper mix totf btlrriiib', ixiual mrU of uhsU mullMil riislu. and while V warm spread evenly on sued NJOoisoap, etc w gW-VITIBS THAT OHEGR. .Si ritf4.Mnjmt.r TiMwwrrro wnn Mt the orictnat.r of tfotyt- Itow cA.s- mftti follow is catling and yrt tv nt the Head of kU pmfessrion? NiTiti:o Wp D j on frixn kttowl edjfr ami w Imlum like thinking lm Ims UMh. Thi: pokrr rdltvr refer to nu awu initial Wm of old ttwpAni m n "stack of rvsuU." Hv nil mcnn, my on, fpt nlwnd, but . not the hind ot a head thnt I obUitiicd at n Uin-rn. Tm: rrmnjrmnti wlm think that nvnrv (rtrl he mcU In In low with him iiiniil lftly jmlire other liy httttwlf. It mVl!H'hyivicriUMlliitliM!Ujr tired to rim! out thnt the mnu he 1ms 1-eeu towing for Is no letter thnn hhiewtlf. An editor, imillnjf lr tlfht eollln, shM: "No perwm Imvtmx twtco trttnl ono of the ciltlmt will erer nm ny other." ItAotjtv-" TU not tit eot tltiit nutke the man!" Itrwit) -"Noi I think myself thnt th trousers are moro lm porUtit." Ir has lieen ileeliled by a Snltna (Kan.) jinUjr that hens do mil run tit law with "any mallctou, unlawful or willful Intent" Whk.v we eonslder the heniveked lnislmiHl. we are numi convinced than ever that womnii was made of the, bncklMiim, nnd not of the sparo-rlb of mnu. "How inn: It happen that Dr. World ly performs tin' oinrrlsif,' eewmony for o innit.v dil maltU?" -tih, he always nki them In mi audible tmw If they aro of Hfe, Mint they all like him." , "How is Antonio Kcltln on?" In quired a relative of a patient of that name. "So. So. 'Hie ihs'tor snys that If he llr e till totnor w he may jfet letter: but If he doosn't you may ulvo up nil hope." A KiiH.i.s will tell her friend that her Imihih t diH-sn't 111, that luir oto Krnph ll.iltei-s her, that her new dritaM wants takhiff In tit the waist or lettluir out nt tin' Inistle, or "'"Jfttjl1"? that, but no wojaftU 4Jir"" ." her bUtcfVsji.-7'- . " ; .'' innrHiH,. . r IiiAri: I'.vV.. mean? All the' thiiiir done." Sum Inif lots." Irate l'ather- 'I)os,s' . what?" Small Sou "Thinking itUTu't---1 what I'm troiiih' to do." . t Pa -"Whnt would you like to Is! when you mw up, .lohnnv?" .lohunv "I think Pll be a soldier." "You iiilj-ht tfet killed." "Who by?" "lly tho en emy, of etinrse." "Well, then, Iiftus I had Is'tter lie tho enemy." Tommy "How much will you rhar(trv me for u bicycle for this afternoon, .Mr. ' Wheeler?" Proprietor "Plfty eelitM for the Hint hour, twenty-live wilts an hour niter thnt." Tommy--"Well, If I come around here an hour later can I have one for a quarter?" I.AKV (to small hoy, who Is eryltui) "What Is the matter, my little man?" Hoy -"We were pluybiK ltnll himJ, I brke that wine of ifhuu, over there." I.iuly- "Well, HT)iaps the lady won't cure much nlsmt It." Hoy "Tnin't that; the bull went through and sho won't (five ll back." Pliisr llov Itrhsimlly) "I've jrot to cut lilnillliiifs, and empty three bucket of ashes, and build tuo llres, and jro to the store on an errand, and then till tho coal bin." Second Hoy (eiiviouslyj "You've Koi a reifulnr picnic, you Imvol .lust think of mc! Mother sal. I when I eume home from elns)t to-day I'd k-ot to hold the baby." A iw,imKl-oVii:N'T of the 'Selentino A iiierleiiu points out that keitiseiie hna tlie jmwur of attrtictinif and d.iroylii(f spldcin. A eup placed under lle Vip of a kerosene reM-rvoIr to collect tho drops was found to draw tlie Insects by its inlor and quickly destroy them. Many yoars practice havo m'vuti ('. A. Snow A- Co., Solicitors of pat ents at Washington, D. ('., unsur passed success in obtaining patents for all chiHses of invention. Thoy make a specially of rejected casoM, and have secured allowance of many patents that had been previously re jected. Their ad. in another col umn will be of interest to inventors, patentees, iiiiiuufai lurers, and all who have to do with patentB. S Both tho method and results when Syrup of Fins is taken ; it is pleasant and refreshing to tho taslo nnd acts gently yet promptly on tho Kidneys, Liver and Uowels, cleanses tho sys tem ollectually, dispels colds, head- 1A V S nelie mid fevers and euros habituabX coiUipation. Syrupof Figsijj," - ". ojfly remedy; of its kinilrfv'" v " ' , 'din ed, plotwing to tl -' ' ecntttblo to thor lU action anjf ellerts, Krnk i .- r : K