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About Grant County news. (Canyon City, Or.) 1879-1908 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 5, 1889)
THE .y.c HIS Is n nowsjKiper for tho people, laboring for tho people nml voicing tho son linienta of tho people of its own (hunt County. THEJfEWS Is tho oldest ihhvsui jKir between Tho Dalles nnil Winnemuocft; tiio lar gest circulation, therefore is tho Iraat for ndvei Using. Vohuno AY. wiur crrv, aiuxr coiwrr. ouegojY, tiwusdm r, December o, jsso. A'amber 37. THE (mm co um HE GRANT COUNT! NEWS, ruiiMSHEt) urcnv tiiuusdav moiinixo nv D.LASRORY Editor and Proprietor. COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER Suhsoiipliun 1 year in ndvnneo $'J CO If not paid within !) tunntliH . .811 00 Six Months 1 fiO Throa Montln 75 ADYBKTISINO HATES. 1 inch :i oh i ol h ol 1 Ool :i mo II mo 3 nio ;t mo i) 1110 Sl.iiO su.00 12.00 '21.00 10.00 1 vcar S15.00 1 year j $32.00 1 yonr 811 00 S8S.00 1 year 1 year 110.00 For standing display ads only. All Itoadin Notices in Local 'Johinin will bo chnrgo.l at tho rate of 20 contn per lino for first, and 10 c(h oaeh Hubcfliiuont insertion. Spccialratca to regular advertisers. -WE A11K rillUMRUU TO KXECUTK OF EVEUV llESCitll'TION, chkai'LV Posters, Dodgors, liillhoads, Letter . hoads, Xotohoads, Stalo monts, Iuvitatioim, Tickets, Curds Ktc, ote. t'UINTEI) TO OKUKIl. OFFICIAL DIUKCTOKY: Co. Jmlgu Clerk Ticasuror Commissioners Surveyor Sheriff , Assessor School Supt Stock Inspector. , N. It. Muxoy. . I'hil Motschau ..N. II. Uoloy. J. H. Mcllaloy. If. II. DaviH. .... J. II. Ncal ....W. 1 Oray , Chris. Timms. 13. Hayes. ... T. II. Curl L It. Ison , James A. Foo ....J. L. Rand Dut. Judges ' ' Disc. Attorney Church DIrccto.y Ilov. A. Fads hold divino sorvico At tho "Winogar ccliool houso at 1 1 o'clock a. in. on tho 1st Sabbath of each month, anil at 7 o'clock in tho evening nt tho SI. 13. church in Prai rie City. Also nt tho Strawberry Bchool houso at 11 a, in, on tho 3rd S.iblmlh of each month and at Prni rio City in ho evening of the samo day. At John Day City at 11 a in. on tho '2nd and lib Sunday, and at Canyon City at 7 in tho ovening of the kamo days. DEPUTY STOCK INSPECTORS N OTIC 13 is hereby given that 1 have appointed tho following named persons as my Deputies, viz: x.uua. losTorncu, L. 1). Luco Rlanton Win. Hall Praiiio City Joo Fnas, Fox Vul John Day Ltivo H.iiluv Stewart R. V. Cat'tor Hamilton W. W. lliiiton Monuincnt John C. Lucu JoLn Day Warren Carsnor Wiiguer Jas. Wnlluoo Jmuu Crook L H Johnson Dayville John 11 Uuker Caleb W 11 Olllis Kilter T. II. Cvm, Slock Inspoelor for Grant County. Posloflteo Ml. Vernon, Or Canyon Citv - - - Oiieoon. llooli or Shots undo lit order, or neslly rcpslrtd. All Worli Wurriiutcd f trst-olasi J. Li B. VIAL & SON. IV TO If MA RE JtS and J E WE LE KS, IIakku Citv, - - Oiikgon. Duahirs in WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, BILVERWARF. VIOLINS nud CUITARS. lluni'j lo Uin on C'olUttrsls. ScOpposito Union MoatSIiiriit, Main Street. dr i i "n i i f- f Linn Inn Urmitnrr ?, line m i iiiiung HTjppnicir, PROFESSIONAL OAP.DS. Q W. DARKISH, M. D. l'hyslcluii A. Suri;ooii. Canvo.v City : : Oregon. Olllco next door to Co. 'lWlurur's o 111 ce, Slain Stnret. H. YOUNG, SI. D. XXomoooi)ntlilMt riujxicidit and Surgeon. John Day Citv, Or, ORit, M. D. Cnnyon City, Ogru )m(Hi Main Slrtl In limrut f.irintrtj lrj hf Dr. llawtrJ. I. II AZKLTINE. I'llOtORViipll O C CANYON CITY, OUKOON. g S. DEN'NINO. A U o r 1 1 y- a I- I.a w Lono Cheek Oueoon J J McCULLOUOH. .Votary 1'iibllc. Canyon Citv - - Oiskuon r Oflico wilh SI. D. Cliffurd -&3 ftllntf iinl Collrctloti promptly tlt n-lrd to, It.l kihI Mortgage tlrawn, mi J tJrfc'ci jj A. KNIOHT, CANYON CITY - - OKKOON. Oflico over John Schmidt's cabinet shop; oflico hours from 9am to -1 pm ALL WOItK WARRANTED. PAIUUSH it Co.AI). A'lTORNEYS AT LAW Canyon Cm, - Ouix.on. c LAY TODII UNTER. Oouutalslo, nud Oollootor Cnnyon City, Oroc All builncai entruitnl to hli cre ll rfctlif prompt utti'iillon, and all money will bo aU u ttn ollrctol. p 0. HORSLEY, SI. I). GllADUATK Ol' THE CnIVEIISITY 0" Pennsylvania, April 8, 1818. Canyon City, Oregon. O.licoinhis Drug Store, Main SI reel h-ders for Drugs promptly filled No professional patronage nolictcd in'jss directions are strictly followed. ST. W. IVXrtolt, Attornoy-at-'Law AND Notary Public. PitAiitiE City ... Oiieoon. Also Agont for tho salo of Scliool Lands. J. OLLIVER, Proprietor of the John Day fVSilk Rancr Fresh milk delivered daily t my cuHtomors in John Day and Canyon cities. Civo mo vour orders. II I JO LEY, (Olli. e oppo it" Slasonic Hall) Canyon City .... Orcgtn. jf- . Work Warranted. Livery ifl Feoll Stalls. LEE MILLER, Propr. Cnnyon City, Grunt Co, Orccuu. pirri:u Kt'lllS OLD stand Having 1 ought tlnmo poptilai StablesI respectfully solicit a shuro of tho publio patroiugo. Fiist-olass Singlo nml Doublo Teams to lot. I INK llfflOlUS L 11 )AD CAIITS. Siiecial nttintion given to tho caro of tir.inii nt stock. - POWDER Absolutoly Puro. Thli powil-r ii.'fr shm A inJrrl rtirlly, 1 1 o 'lliuf) klixlt iil cimiil lw lolil ii, o mi lie I tlui vlttl Ih Id iltlllldr at U Iml. IhuI t4iil.t, slum or t'lidtphftl poJw S.l ny In ciu. IU.j.1 lUimi lVinilr !., 104 U.ll HI.. N. V. PIANOS; J3RGANS II. IIAVl'.S, Jului DiiY, Or. Aent for tho Whiti Sowing Slachino, tho host in tho world. A'hd for the ICaihulV Or'aim, and Hush A- Certs Pianos. These instruments nro mi excelled and sold at fair priced. Mr. nays will cull en vui for orders for Dr. Scott s Llectrio goods and solic its your orders for ( told and Silver watchos, Chimin, Solid Jewelry, and Plated Tableware. All goods war ranted as reprosentod. Plcaso givo mo n call. GUT LIMY STABLE! -A.VD- CORRAL, ard FEED STAI1LF W. R. CUNNINCTON, Proprietor. (Wood .1: Church's old Stand) Jim1 buj;ty to' ii ami ht Hi.Mla UorMt fiiritiitml at k hour nf tlm y or nltfht ft rMoiinbU ytie. Vtluar fttlii(ltu mM to K. NTH A NO K iiiln hkI Wuhlujctou strvtU. PAT CAiMPBELL. Wholesale Bekiil DKAI.KII IN GROCERIES PROVISIONS iFlow anil FeeQ. NEAR THE DEPOT, BAKER CITY, Or. C'y Goods found t lo not liint I'lusii may lie retiiriul, W. S. SOUTH WOIITII, I'lioi'iiurroit oi" - Steam Sash & Door Faclorr Canyon Citv, Or. Sash, Uaiirt. Windows. Glass, Putty, Kouhliri;, and Dicsted Lumber Uto , constantly en Haiul. Furniluro Made lo Order. lie k fo Ml 0U(1 0 LUlllUOO 1 Canyon City, Omuion. ROBT. WARD. Prop. HARNESS, WHIPS, SPUUS, And general supjilioa constantly knot on hand. SaddloH oi durod nt a small dis count. Repairing done on shoit notice. TIIK- Ifai'iioy Stage Line. Jowolt & Mcbean. Proprs. fcl4 ) (nun tloibli)', WtnlnwilM' nil I'llJ.y t U . nt. i ih1 Imm llurn wi TUfWa)' Tttur4t' and SilutU.jr. I'nuKivrrMiiJ t'rdcht t rionib rk. THIS MORMON QUARKISL. The frightful story of Mormon ntrocilin detailed in uur di8intcli e, U very likely line, but it bu liins lo the Hist, and not to tho present strnjylo butwoun the jico pie ami the Mormons, which is :i iilit against tho politienl siipivin aey of tlio "Saints." 15righnin Young nrriveil in I'tnli with his followoM in IS IS. In 1n.j0 non grens gave lo Ulah it form of gov eminent, tho euiinterpuit of that given to other territories. Hrig liam Young was itimlu govornoi, and nt oneo the legislature com posed of Mormons, under tho di rection of Young, tranfcrrel tho powers mill duties pertaining to the governorship into other Imiuls, in order to keep the government secure front national control and interference when Young should eeitfo to be governor, and be suc ceeded ly n tiontile. In violation of the seventh section of tho or ganic act of IKoO, mi unlawful government was organized. An act passed February o, 185 1, gave the Mormon church corporate powers to hold real and jicrsoiml property free from taxation, not for tho purpose of worship only but for general business, ami un der this the Mormon heirnrehy, w hicli goverlied Utah, held fiiruis, stores, railway stock, banks, tele graphs, theater, cattle, sheen, etc. 'lhi i act was intended to defend the ordublislied religion from legal control or investigation, lo eieatu Mormon ccclcsiiuticnl com Is w ith pains nml penalties. The Moi iuoti church, beyond question, was es teemed and by law' duchtred sover eign, and the Mormon legislature by the pasMige of these laws re cognizing the church, actually es. tablished religion in violation of the Constitution of the Cuitcd States, so that the Mormon quar rel, since that early date of usurp ation and utillilicatiou in I'tnli, has been between thu sovereignty of the Mormon church and the sovereignty of the United States. The Mormon leaders fumi the days of ISI30 aimed to tierpelrate an illegal ami iturepiiblii'iiu gov ernment; they have inculcated crime and confined lo nullity the laws of the United States. For more than thirty years the legisla tion of I' tali was inimical ami sub versive of tho Federal authority. Taxes were levied were levied up on the minority to build schools upon church property into which tho children of the minority do not enter; the whole system of immigration was givon over to the "church," and was supported by confiscations authorized by the territorial legislatures. The bru tal und remorseless tyranny of this Mormon heirnrehy, which bodly proclaimed polygamy (is early as IS7"2, waxed so fat nml insolent through impunity that finally the Federal ollleials were insulted and tdrcntcucd and final ly driven from Ihe territory. Then in IKo'i' tlm situation be came so grave that President Buchanan scut (leneral Albert S. Johnston with several thousand troops to Salt Lake to remove Hrigham Young. Young forbade fs a cnnntitiitlotial nml not n tocnl ilUcasft, tnl llicrefuii' It c .Hin t I rur.Ml I y Inrsl a lillcitloin. It rc'iulM ft roiiMUutloiial rem lily like lliKMl'ah rap. iin.v which, working through the lil.xnl, i .ilii-.ilfi thu Impurity which caim-s nml promoU'j tho ilUcne, ami tftcclii a pciin.inciit euro. Thouiiil9 of yeoplo teitlfy to tho miccen of IIihhI'h H.irna parllla as a rcnicily lor ral.mli when hIIht preparation li.nl failed. IUmxI'ii H.iraarlll.i aim hulhli up tho whola nystciu, ami liukci you lucl tviu'WcJ In hvalth and ktii'iigtli. Catarrh' "I tisnl Ilrxul'i rlamaparllla (or catarrh, unit rcccitcil rH'jt rdli'f nmlU'iicnt (rouilu Tho catarrh va i-ry illi iKfreaMc. r-clally la tho winter, eauslnx roimlant illncharg" Irom my noe, rlnthnc nolM'i In my cars, ami palm lu tho back if my hoaJ. Tho cflocl lu clear Catarrh my hrait In thn iiionilui! Iy hauklnK nml iplt tint: wa painful. t ti .ruparllla cava mo relief Immediately, wlillu lu tluw I wai rntlrely curcil. I am never without Hood's r!itruiarllla In my house ns I think It Is worth Us welGht la r.olil " Mas. O. II. OllUi, IO.-J KiKlith Htrw t. N. W., Washington. H. f. Hood's Sarsaparilla BoMbr Mi1tucUli. fl.ilxfarfs. rrvrrloulf C. I. IIIKIII A 1 1 . AilheiiilUl, Uv..U. lluv IOO Dosus Ono Dollar tho army to enter L'tah, called out hi mifitia, buriiol the govern ment supply trains and drove in its stock. During this year oc curred thu massacre of Mountain Meadow, for which dohu D. I.ee was executed in 1S77. Had it not been for the breaking out of thu civil war in IS01 it is proba ble that tho Mormon uueutpation and nullification in l'tah would have been promptly considered by the republican party in congress, which had as far buck as tho na tional convention of IR5U donoune ed polygamy ns the "twin relic of Imrliarism." In IHOli the lirst anti-iiolvL'ainv bill wits passed de elaring Ingainy a crime, and the same net of congress declared that it shall not be lawful for any cor poration or association, for relig ious or charitable purposes, to ac quire or hold rail estate in any territory of a greater value than 30,001). The Mormons were in sympathy with the Southern Con federacy, and Lincoln had neither the time nor the inclination to quarrel with them; so the -Mormon church was not troubled un til 1S7I, when the Poland bill was passed excluding polygnmiste from juries sitting upon polygamy ease. Then in 1SS2 tho ICcf iii u nils net was passed, under which, and its amendments, more than 112,000 polygamists have been disfranchised, besides some 'JD.OOO born and bred members of of jHilygamisl. families. This bill also disfrnncised the women of tho territory, to whom the church had given tho vote. I'mler thir. law hundreds of K)lygamists have been sent lopn'xon. The chinch has been dissolved as a legal cor MJi'ulion, as well as the Perpetual Kmigratiou I'nnd Society. This corporate church property, when found, is seized, sold and the pro ceeds turned over to the school fund of the territory. The polygamous Mormons hnve fought these laws and tried to evade them when they could not resist, but in vain. Polygamous iMornionisui will soon cease to ex orcise political supremacy in lrtah. The Pacific railroads; the coming of non-Mormons; the miners; the fame of Salt hake as a health and pleasure resort has dontroyed ex clusiveiiess ut.d isolation; the first generation of Mormons is fast passing away. To bo an apostate is no longer dangerous, ami the "Reorganized Mormon Church," which rejects polygamy ond is law abiding, will have no cause of quuricl with the (lentiles, or the government. From u situation of supremo despotic authority the polygamous Mormon chinch has been reduced to at least outward obedience lo law and order, and it is 'lying mst through secession within ami the constantly increas ing attrition of the growing Gen tile civilization without. There is a singular Chinese su perstition that it certain amount of happiness is allotted by the fates to each individual as his earthly portion. He is to lfave no mere ami no less, whatever he may do, but he may draw on bis portion too fast, ami so use up all his happiness before he gets half way through life. It behooves n in in , therefore, not to In- too hap py at any one time, for lie i- squandering tin happinc- he may very iniioh want by and-by. This superstition, acording to Hcv. Mr. Km fling, an Kuglish mis sijiifiry in Shausi, is leading some O linameii to the singular s iggcs tiou that the emperor ought to withdraw, inasmuch as, from prea cut appearance, liu quoto of hap piuess as ruler has been exhausted. Floods and famine and nianifold disasters which have coiiij upon the empire within u year are signs that there can be no more favors during his ruigu. An exchange contains the fol lowing: "Queen Victoria has been paid $1 Ui.lSo.OOO by the llritisli people for rngning over them, while the house of com mon has done the husiiics of government for nothing. The salaried mid to all thu presidents of (he I'nited State for a hundred year, or twice Victoria's reign, aggregate less than So,000,000.u Kphriiim l. Kllsworth, father of the famous Colonul ICItner K. Klls worth, the first victim of the civil vvr, died rwortly at Mwlmnie villi. X. Y., at the ago of eighty one year. Tlio docision of tho lower court it; the Samuel d. Tihleu will case has been reversed by I ho decision of the general term of the Xew York Supreme Court and a new trial onlemJ. The volcano of Colinui, in Mex ico, now in activo eruption. Many buildings in the neighborhood of the mountain hnve been thrown down nml for miles around the woods nre on fire. Dennis McOnrly, probably the oldesL man in Xortlioru Iowa, died at Fort Dodge on the 10th, aged III years. lie was hale and hearly up to within a fow hours of death nml rolaiiieil his mental faculties to the last. "While ('hnrlus l.awson was blowing up stump near Kvorott, Mo., a few dnys ago, he unearthed a can which contained S7o0 in gold ami silvei coin. The treas ure is supposed to have been bur ied there during the war. Old age brings with it the con scioiiMiess of physical iuliruiity ami decay, which no ai l enn con ceal am no incdeeine remove. This decay is a loud hint that death is not far distant, ami that one should set his house in order for the solemn event. The young may die, but thu old must soon die. - N. Y. Independent. Three brothers bearing a re markable resemblunee to each oth er recently went lo the same bar ber shop, and on the same day (o get shaved one being in the morning another at noon ami the thiid at night. When the hist one appeared, tho barber who was a (ieriiian, dropped his head in as lonisliinent and exclaimed: "Yd, dot man bus dor farthest beard I never saw! I shaves him dis moruiii', shaves hint at iHiinrr titues, ami he comes now mi! his beard so long its il never vt sh." , An Indiana justice of the pence has just shown thut the processes of the courts are no hindnice to business. A wtloou-keeper was brought before him for violating the excise laws. Seeing that there was great public uuiiost'ty about the ease, the justieo charged 10 cents ndmissioi: to his oflico, where the evidence was (o be heard. Kveu the lawyer of tho accused had to pay mi admission fee, lie complained to the courts, and, up on the ground that tin' payment had been exacted, the accused sal oon keeper was released from pris on. ' i ml.' A' ! nml en Jl ur Ago' FOR NEURALGIA. Many tpiviivUi.ns f.'r iin. rsllcTo mity and do ii"l h . tiuto to Ihe lnlm ry, mkiIIio thereliy. i r in.iii.iiy cure. Thfy io thcro f.ire, elllo r i.ki hurh or toowcnVi too Mia mi orvl' I' M pnilinUiir lullauinlluu, T only inrtlkl so t liuiix.rury In Reels. Ileiieollio Muo of 'Iho oreut Itemed lur I'nln- n phy ileum's fui mold, tho miillelnnl Mrtuos of wlili li nrewi w 1 1 Uilanred m lo iue I all cases. Iklnily uiiu lis uutim in guiu. JacofisOil inr iiiu 1 iiiu of nor v e iln, und Illumines 1.... .....I. il. rf'.lly tho rrsenllnl clemeols n ..I.I I Ii ulll ..-..b mitlliil ralnrpot In tlio s. lull' nine, iliepiy nu Iwlilnl, or III the tender fin o iu-rei end Il wlU cnm N iniluin (ntnly hoi snri'ly, M II. I.V in IV ii l iiHoie mil y.Kuii". , wnn s Allfr. 311, 1 SH: "1 ulli red II month Willi Nell ralsl'i In fu 1 end liik; one liH'. t,f riU Jr.eVI OH iis'lou i rnmli. ut piinnQ euro. Nu iv uii o. I Hil. I) H UUIIbUt Ar s'.n nrstrrs. THE CIIARLCS A. V0CELCR CO.. Billlmert.Ua. Piof, Loisette's OISCUVCRY AND TRAINING METHOD In .lu .1 .' ili..f.i. il Iniilitmss nhlili rnlts Ilia l)i..rl, ..ml I m a) ..iiiu nf Ilia OHkiiisI. In . pil f litm r. It. . ui.iikmis liy I'Iivioih U011IIU1 ..(iii.iii r.. . -,.l mi .i'.i ( "lAsilHmls I i nJi"titiu ltl H If '. T I Is II '. I ., I Itll ' Ii '. 1 1 nil tt tiU Ii 1U111 'U.trsls llbi I'm.! -It 1 '( l'l f'.ilte lllllff Is iH..,TII.K.t Ill1 I I.I 1 i mi s i. iMtiiM.sr.lv 1.1 1 i.arliiliui. wly 111 I .'1 II ii '.orw.i s markliijr mikci'IiIu nsnMrl uli 1 Ii rMclutiNiiittlnilifitM i1tli.M- I H 1 .'''I 0- tlAHHUI Ol fetl. 41 V)ll'tlll SI I MSlI 1 1 1 li-'l Oi'i Hyi4. in l.y HiiltwHiHilsHtiil, all iwllLS 'h.l iissi hi .4 ti. 'I tnfj whi'r tmv im.c (fiii w.i 1 1. OiIiimi fcit fQtt o. Uartnl in 11 tn-vU rt,t mil i"iSMO(ii.iiiivJ,aJ. ibt PjVMltUS, ItHi.i Slid re4iniilsls illtfvss l-iol. A. I.Olnlfll'I!TI'aTl'IUh Avciiup, H.Y m 1 El DRY A SLAVK UOY'S STORY. A letter from tho Con irlU the slory of a slave bby frnin Cen tral Africa who, by n -rie-. of stninge vicissitudo, has recently come into iHWonsion of Mr. Jh. man llently, the well known mis. siouary. and is now living on tho river near the west const. Tho boy's name is Kivomble, and lie lived near the (.'mien abont 1,'H'O miles from its inou:h. A while ago a largo paity of Arab fruu Xyangvvo and thoir iManveiua slaves attaekeJ the village adjoin, ing that in which Kayeinbe lived. They heare the shiMiting and saw the maniuders seizing women and children. Then they Hod into ti e jungle, and tho Arabs, coming over to the deserted town, burned it the ground. It was three days boforo the vil lagers ventured to return to their ruined homes. All was quiet then and they spent the' days tilling their lields around the place where they had lived. At night they slept in the jungle, as they feared a night' attack. They vvcie'not with out fear for a moment, but they still lingered around their lields be cause theis food came from them. One day, after I bey bad led this wretched life for about three months a gunu of slave hunters nuddoiilv' rushed upon the village, beating their drums ami firing ijiiim, Kay oinbe's father threw a spear at ono of the slaves, wounding him in the shoulder. The wounded man then shot the father dead nml cut oil" bin hand as a trophy. Kayembe dash ed into the jimgie with several nu n after him. They caught him and lie was dragged away with other piisoners to neighboring village , wheie the shivers killed the m 11 and captured many women. 'I'll--little children whom many of women tarried in t lu ir aims u snatched away from them and thrown into the bushes, there to purish miserably. Home of thi iii, however, were struck dead or wcio stunned by a blow from a mirk. Othurs who attempted to follow their mothers were Ktriiek with switches ami driven back. In alrotit ten days the slim rs, with their captives, reached Nyanh vve, and the poor people were m.oii scattered far and wide, their u, 1 orn taking theiii in all lir ii nn.-i Kayenibi's nniHtrr I !. him " miles down thi' I'M).', i. wihm- m sold linn ton '. iii.ili. .11. Sunn (' ter tile l o) had ,n U ick, ui'dy- -n tery, and bis new muster, ttnnkii','. he would die, sol him fm - 1.;; ton HuiMoa soldier 111 tin rvi . ! the Congo state. The soldii r t k him UU) miles further down ti..' river, lo leoioldville, wlni.1 r Francis do Winton set tie" I "V in .ind put him in charge of (In lii.)i list mission. . lie has learned the htugu.tp nt' the lower Congo, and Mr. IW nt ! y vvrites Dial he is a blight ami ind 1 oHting buy. Hut the tragic evu: in his old home are graven in I; memory. lie wauls turctun ' his own country when it is snl- do so, nml the missionaries li. v promised him that when thoy are able to still t a station far up the Congo, where he came from, ho shail go there with them. London Telegram. . , , . An All any, (!n., housekeeper bought at one of (he stores a largo cibliagc. She cut one half of it, which she wived up to her family, keeping the other half until next day, when bhe commenced to cut it up finely hh is her habit. Imagine her Hiirpiso when coiufortnbly coil ed up in the solid half of the vege t iblc was a pied sunk.', which im mediately ran out, as its. snug win ti r (pun ters were enciottched upon and plunged into the pan of water into which hIio was cutting" the cab bage. It emerged from this, and atteniplo 1 lo chenpe acrosB tho wa ter rl.elf. The lady cut it in two when the head bit viciously at the knife, continuing to altaik il until it oxpiioil. The ladv now wan all houckce)ciH against 1 oih c.ibl 1131-8 whole. The pension npprop'inlio next year must lo 1U0,Ma That sum maintains nearly all up standing armies of Continental ICti rope. A half breed girl named MoTav ish lays claim to properly wor; half a million in, tho business vi Ti ter of Victoria, H. C. A eitizon of W llnviili-, nh ,. no v 71 years ol I, bousts ii,M be has never paid a cent ti a d . tut lawyer or minister. A crazy nogro in tho Milwaukee jail labors, under tho iinpresBion that he is a telephone.