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Dodson Stock Inspector T. H. Curl DJst. Judges ( L B. Ison 1 G. W. Walker Disr. At'ornej M. D. Clifford PROFESSIONAL CARDS. ORR, M. D. Canyon City, Ogn. Office on Main Street In Rooms formerly oon pieil b Ur. HotvarJ. U O. W. IJARUER Ph)8icini i& Surgeon. Canyen City .... Oregon. Formerly of Iowa, has located here, and attrnd froftf nlona! call day or nijht. tA. OIBec oppoaite News Office. rill H. DO LEY. IDontitst Canyon City ... Oregon Office in City Hotel. G. I. HAZELTIN.E. I?totoBraplo e CANYON riTY. OREGON. E. A. Knight, DENTIST. From The DalleB, has permanpntly located at .lohn Day City. ALL WOBK WARRANTED. A. SWEEK, ttoi ev-at-Law Cany C - - Oregon. JARRI5II fe COZAD. ATTORNEYS AT LAW Canyon City, Oregon. p B. RINE ARSON, M. D., Physician and Surgeon PRAIRIE CITY - - Oreg n. JLAY TOD HUNTER. Collootor of Bills, Notes, and Acounls. Canyon City, Orea All bnsines entrusted t his care wil recelre prompt attention, and afl moury will be paid as fast as cjllected. J. 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Will practice In the Circuit Court at Canyon City, and before the U. S. Land Office at Lake view. Any business In the Land Offlo entrusted to ns will receive the most prompt attention. tT Land cases (olicited. F. O IIORSLEY.M. D. Graduate of the University or P ennsylvania, April 8, 1848. Canyon City, Oregon. Oilice in hisDrugStore, Main Street )rders for Drugs promptly filled. No professional patronage solictcd j ml ;ss directionsarestrictlyfollowed J. OLLIVER, Propci2t3r of t'i i JohnDay SVlifk Ran or Fresh milk delivered daily to my customers in John Day nnd Canvon cities. Give me your or- ders. J. Oliver. Caiiyoii-Mitciicll STAOE LINE! Jewctt & Tracy - Proprietors. Stage leaves Canyon City with the U. S. Mail at 4 a. m. on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, and ar rives Alonday, Wednesday and Friday. CITY HOTEL MAIN STREET Canyon City, Oregon, GROTH S' THOMPSON Proprietors. Traveling men will find this a pleasant nnd desirable place at which to stop. 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The Rf st cirars in fie Market. 3- A ttriitly nrdeny home conducted Call Aai AT TUCKER $ CARS0JTS, Prairh City Oregon Where you cin gt a driak of the purcet Wine and Liquors, ermeke a Cigar. ORTKEflX CROWS flMfr ARB SEEM Are actaoiedpwa (60 et, belvy; hardier, mt peodaotrre tod yirhj Wtter crwps. FINK !XUST-lT- TALOGUE Cms li M KJ km tact artMlM, evi I tne wt mvO- n Kbits roa it. X X 6b CO.. FioaisTS amd SUDatun, Bt Paul, Mum., I w r. ... o. m HE iUtificat&h meeting. The election of President is into everybody i&th, jest now, lon- yyjth l tlieli: ferbuccer, and fif yor want fo apmia man,s char acter, jest gi-niinfi put up as a rcanofydnte for PTOiteL That'll fix hiin bo Kb nvo'r3lv,D worth a BixpencefterwahpL - C . i -Mv-z.rF " 4.-- ' h -cob, and all them nice fellers, if they could be here now, and be run for oilice onto Homebody's ticket. Their own inarms would'nt have mistrusted they was one "half so mean as they'd be made out to be. It's acterly astonishing to see what lots of stories tother side yes, Loth tother sides will man age to git up aginst the man what haint their man. They know jest eggsactly how his great gran- ther ate his pudding and milk; and if his grand inarm ever went barefooted, and tied her hair up with a cod line, they know that, too, and It'll be told of at every mass meeting they hold all over the States. And if any of his relations ever stole a watermelon, or cheated anybody in swapping bosses, or courted a gal, and got "Courted a Oal and jot the Mitten. " the mitten, two to one but that arc will be nrinted-out anttstuck! onto a pole, and carried for a mottoc. at the head or tail of some shooting percussion of per litical crazy ites. A man might about as well be put into the State prison, and done with it, as to have his name pnt up for oilice. Ever sense the matter of elect ing a new President has I eon cogitated, I've had a mind to have a finger into the pie. True, I don't approve of women's med dling with pollyticks, unless the men folks git oncapable of man aging, and then I think it's the duty of the softer sect to take hold and purvent things from going to wrack. A large part of the best men has gone to the army, and them that is left is so afeard that they shall be drafted, or have to pay a tax on their gold watches, that they haint of much count, any how. Last week Jeems Sykes he biung over the Deerwood Adver tiser for me to read a story that was into it. His inarm sent it over. After I'd read the story, I be gan to look over the rest of the paper, and my eyes lit onto the following notis, in the biggest kind of type-: GRAND RATIFICATION MEET ING. AT THE TOWN HALL, DEERFIELD CORNER. All Lovers of their Country Earnestly Invited to Attend! "Ratification," sez I, "ratifica tion? seems as if I'd heard that word afore what does it mean. Jeems?" "It's a meeting of rats," sez he solium as an empty cheese press "JeeniB," sez I, you're n junk ing. It's sunthin' or nuther about the election, I'll bet a cent." "No," sez he, "It's a meeting where all the women go that wear rats in their hair." "You git out!" sez I, "you are trying to raise a mustash on your upper lip, and I can count jest six hairs, and anuther one kinder breaking through. You'd bette'r keep still." Jeems he began to whistle "When this Cruel War is Over," and sot sail for home, and went to thinking about the Ratifica-: tion Meeting. It was apinted for the day after 1 the next day, which would give mo but dreadful little time to purpair a speech, but I'm so much in the habit of speaking contemporaneously that it don't make much difference. Irent tq work and fried up a buTSS JjolkeijguIUof doghnulsj and 'better luck T never' had! They was as light as Tim Spike's head when he's bren drinking. When the day arriv, I dressed myself in my Bridggydeer Gin- "My RrijrKjdrar Gineral's Uniform." ral's uniform, mounted the old mare, and with my ambrill in my hand, a c ouple of kian in my pocket, and the doughnuts in a bag tied by my saddle, I rid oft I had three bottles of grand old sider in the bag with the doughnuts, for I didn't know but there might 1 e a row of some kind where it would work in handy. There's nothing like a soft answer when folks is mad. you know. I arriv at Deerwood jest as the Hall had got full. It was cram med as badly as ever you seed a meeting house when somebody was a gwine to be turned out of the church. - nnrt. 4 When folks seed me, therefore, they stood round, and I rid rite into the Hall, and tied my boss to the stove funnel. "Three cheers for Aunt Kez iah! three for the old mare! and three times three for the ambrill!" yelled the loys, and some of the men folks. One man said he didn't see the pint. I tcok the ambrill and held the pint of it towards him, and told him to take a good look. It shouldn't cost him nothing. The Meeting opened rite off. There were severil men on the stand waiting for a chance to illuminate us with their ideas. Hon. Mr. Slimshanks was the fust man to speak. He got up with a groan, as if was kinder rumatick in the jints. and sed he was in favor of the Constitution. It ort to be sup- "Ilec-tu- wiUi a Grnan. e c." ported. It ort to be reverentiat ed. It ort to be the fust in war, fust in peace, and fust in the hearts of its countrymen. ThQ 4f country was wuss than nothing , - ,. . , f i . . . .... ftt him, and took a few steps 1:1 without the Constitution. What'tv,- , , - .' was life, liberty, and everlasting happiness of all creation compar ed to the Constitution? 'Twas a sacred thing! Why, even the name of George Washington hadn't ort to be mentioned in the same breath with it! "In fact, my friends," sez he, "what is it to be a Christian but to keep the Constitution (cheers). This is an unholy and unsanclified war. There's nobody in it but the very scum of the world! Every man engaged in it is a fool, and a deadly enemy to the Constitu tion." "That's a lie, by jingo!" sez I, hitting Napoleon a lick with my ambrill, which made her start suddintly, and down come about four miles of stove funnel, and the fire and sut flow in every di rection. Every third man was a regular nigger for the rest of the day especially them that had got sweat-, so that the black would stick. Mr. Slimshankcs begun agin as soon as things was got in or der. He had been to work on ABtSJfunncJ, and h rub bell his: hands-ovvr- Lr'nccso much that he was bicker than any contraryband that ever I seed. "My friends," sez he, 'TH cast my vote for the m.m " "It haint constitutional for nig gers to vote.'' sez 1. "Niggers!" sez he, showing red through ti e smut, till he looked like a black and red stained cloth "who dares to call me a nigger?" "I dunno, I'm sure," fez I, "but if I judged by color, and these was times when niggers worked for a living, 1 should say you'd ort to be a picking cotton this very mini.it!" "Vill some one please to take that old woman out?" sez Slim- shanks, "sh annoys me exceed ingly. She's pro'.yibly insane, and she's too old too ' That was as far as he got, for I hit him a wipe with my anfvill that sent him living backwards down the nostrum, rite intoth' lap 3 of some wimmin that had been waving th'jir handkerchcrs to everything he sed. They screeched and dropped him onto the fl jor, and tho crowd began to Wh. Vzr.i ti I M. aXisir ' cheer ft r Little Mac, Old Abe, and Aunt Keziah, about as much for one as for tother, or which. "Grab her! she's bound to break up the meeting!" yelled Slimshanks, crawling out from among the crincrlines. Two fellers did grab me, but I finished one of um, at once, with my ambrill; and tother one held 0:1 like the t."oth ic'i . II; was smart, but h had thi biggist turned up nose that ever I seed. And that nose was the ruination of him! It fit him fairly, consti tutionally, but he tried every way to git the advantage of me. At last he began to jam in my hat. I couldn't stand that, so I jest took and turned his head back, and kt him have the con tents of one of them peper bottles rite into that great oj e:i nose and my soul and bo ly! It was worth a little farm to -see the affects! It was tremenjuous! He began to turn over and over, and sneeze and sneeze, and ring his nose just as I would ring fflQfl sssskL i -.4 .! I It it... .1 . ' : iest shook trithr-r bnth nf m-nnpr i iii.iuiiLvuua, .him Kit), wujuiiijvvi , out of n vindir nnd v:is spim! no 1 more in that vercinity. "Aunt Keziah has the floor," yelled the crowd. 'A sj e. ch, a speech." I mounted the stand, should ered my ambrill, and addressed the ordinance. "Mv friends," s- z , "we're all one mind. We're all in favor of i an honest, respectable person for President (cries of 'yes, we're there.') We're in favor of one that'll do jest the right thing in the right place. Old Abe's a nice man, McClellan is a nice man, they're ell nice men. it wci blocking 100L. mi uieuogs snowy nus until the silKeli lash in the hall fell to barking, and j es restej cn the peach bloom of Mr. Slimshanks he began to htM. c-hcek, a slight smile dimp swear the awftillest :t nt. Lot ! 1 .1 pi .1 Tip top. I haint a word to say against um. All of urn reads the paper, and pays for it; and all of um al ius puts a few scrip into the retre bution box when they take up a collaction on Sunday. "Yes, my friends," sez I "they're the best of people but f don't go for none of um. We've got as good folks neigher home (cries of 'that's so, yea, we have:') and, my feller citizens, Pm bound htgo -rbrTOyj5clfr ritc -raight through, yes, rite through, for President, Vice President, Cabi net, Congress, and Constitution." "Hooray for Small," yelled the congregation, throwing up their caps. "Thank you," sez I, "and now all that's in favor of K. Small for them offices, come forrud and git a doughnut and a drink of sider." And whether you believe it or not, every single one of um come forrud, or tried to, and my dough nuts and Bider vanished in a twinkling. The men folks got awful : en thusiastic, and would haul me home in a two-wheeled shay. " Hi t -wheeTed : ha The shay broke down whon we'd got about half way, and I had to walk the remainder of the dis tance, but on the whole, it was a good time. : If I get elected, you'll hear of it, and if you haint too busy, you yhnislcSllat-t!uMWiU t and see me. And now good-bye; I shan't have time to write to you again very soon. Love to all your folks. Trewly yourn, Keziah Small. She put Him tothe Test. "Yes, darling,'' he said in tones of deep tenderness. "I would do anything to show niv love for von." "Ah!" sighed the gentle maid en, "that's what all men say when thev are striving to win a woman's heart." 'Put me to the proof," he ex claimed in wild, passionate tones; "pnt me to the proof, test me, and see if I fail. Set me any task within the bounds of possibility and it shall be performed.' "Ah," she murmured, "if I could only believe von." "Put me to the test. Say to me this or that, and it shall be done." Then I will put you to the test." "Ah!" he exclaimed exulting ly, "you shall behold the height, the depth, the length, the , bredth, the circumference of my love. What is the test?" The maiden dropped her 1 1 Ml 1 1 leu me corners 01 ner mouiii, . . ,in" "en-ling over the youth , . . who knek at her feet, she wins- , I,P,('" "Marry some other irl." Iloton Courier. . A Misunderstanding. "Why, John," said his wife impatiently, as she opened the door and found him still in bed. 'Villi Til'rmi fulfil f ill U l.irf 3 . , v " u' . time to go to church with me!" "I meant in time for the ev ening service,1' explained John, turning over luxuriously. A married man on K stret t refers to his bachelorhood as befo, the wah."