THE 'MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
SATURDAY, MARCH 20, 1909.
SPRATTS
IDOG AND PUPPY BISCUIT
NO COOKING, NO COOKING
25. Cents the Package
J A V AT T TTM . . . Sole Agent for . . .
4 Tarrincrtnn Hall Steel Cut
COFFEE 40C CAN
Phones 731, 3S71.
Branch Uniontown
FRENCHMEN OBJECT 10
TARIFF BILL
MSI1 ill BE
HIED I'HS
XEMAINS OP NOTED DETEC
TIVE WILL BE BROUGHT
BACK TO NEW YORK.
NEW YORK, March 19-Arrange-tents
for the funeral of Police Lieu
tenant Joseph Petrosino who was as-
titrated in Palermo. Sicily, pre
anmably by the black hand, will be
announced here as soon asjthe body
it shipped from Palermo. Mayor Me
Oelhn has decided to pay all the
honor to the dead detective that is
accorded to a dead police official of
the highest rank. A parade will be
held in which more .than 5000 men
wiQ participate. Solemn requiem high
snass will be held in old St. Patrick's
Cathedral at which Mgr. Kearney and
12 other priests will officiate. Among
them will be Father Mnrphy, who
was formerly rector of the American
College at Rome.
Yoong Mrs. Petrosino, the widow,
a still in a critical condition because
of the shock of her husband's death
She eats but little and can sleep only
when drags are administered.
COURT MARTIAL
MANILA. March 19.-A court
martial has been appointed to try
Captain H. A Sievert of the Ninth
Cavalty for alleged irregularities in
his accounts while he was post quar
termaster at Camp McGrath. Colo
nel Jacob A Augur will be president
f the court The court martial
which has been sitting in the case of
Major Charles J. Clarke of the
Twenty Sixth Infantry has resumed
the taking of testimony and it is ex
pected that the trial will be conclud
ed shortly.
RIVAL OF PANAMA CANAL
LOS ANGELES, March 19.-Rep-resematives
of the Tehuantepec Na
tional Railroad are studying the com
mercial situation of Los Angeles.
This is in connection with a general
investigation of Pacific Coast oppor
tunities, which will lead to a greater
diversion of European shipments to
the direct route in this part of the
world. E. H. Mundy of London,
general European agent of the Tehu
antepec road, and H. E. Moore o!
Oaxaca, Mexico, its general freight
and passenger agent, arrived yester
day. They left last night for the
Northern Pacific Coast cities and will
go through to Vancouver before mak
ing the journey east
WILL OPPOSE NEW MEASURE
SO FAR AS IT EFFECTS
FRENCH IMPORTS.
NEW YORK. March .-Prominent
Frenchmen of New York are
preparing to oppose the new tariff
measure so far as it effects imports
from France. A meeting was held
here last night of Le Section du New
York du Comite Republican du Com
merce de L'Industrie et de L'Agri
culture. Sixty members attended.
Alter the meeting this statement
was issued:
"If the reformers of the tariff do, as
they threaten, revise the Dingley tar
iff so that only the luxuries of life
will be affected, this organization, of
which 30,000 manufacturers, wine
growers, agriculturalists and business
men generally are members in France,
will not remain idle. They will be
materially affected by the proposed
change and the American people may
rest assured that those 30.000 will not
tsit serenely by and watch threatened
increases put into legal effect"
REWARD FOR BRAVERY.
Sao Francisco Firemen Make Gift To
Women Who Aided Their Families.
SAN FRANCISCO, March 19.
With the presentation speech em
braced in an embarrassed "For Her,"
the firemen of the burned district
presented Mrs Linda Hoag Hale,
PENNY LUNCHES
LOS ANGELES. March 19-Un-der
the direction of the women of the
Civic Association, the Ann Street
School children enjoyed their first
penny lunch yesterday, which from
now on will be served to the children
at noon.
The hungry boys and girls were
society leader of this city with a J s,eated at four long tables covered
magnificent silver flower basket The
gift was in appreciation of her ser
vice to their wives and children while
they were busy fighting the flames
during the great conflagration of
April 1906.
A delegation of brawny fire fighters
appeared at the home of Mrs. Hale
yesterday, and when they found she
was not in the leader carefully de-
sosited the gift, and with the laconic
"For her," led his plainly relieved
fellows away. Mrs. Hale was much
with plain white oil cloth, with white
enamel plates and cups at each place.
Each of the children was served with
hot soup, fresh buns and a variety of
fruit
The Ann Street School was select
ed for the experiment on account of
the argent need of something of the
kind in that district Although the
food served cost about four cents for
each child, the expense to each will
only be one penny, and this amount
will secure as many bowls of soup
affected when she returned and found jIn(J many ai desired. The
Constipation
ftay he pcnrumCTilly overcome Improper
yr&onal efforts v,ttMe assistance
M the g Iruly icnejinal late
remedy, Syrup o) hgs and LVur peM,
toKich enables one to form regular
kabifc daily $o that assistance to na
ture may be gradual aiSpenSesiViiH
when no tanr needed a$tke best of
teredies,wken required, areto assist
nature and hot U supplant the tur.
(Junctions, vnkh must depend ulti
lately upon proper1 uourisiment,
gper ejforti,wd rigM living generally,
lagetits benejtcial efjecls, always
iy the. genuine
V nuutfoctnrrdbytii
California
Fig Syrup Co. only
SOLD BY ALL LEAD I NC DRUOCJSTS
one toe only, rer price 50? r" Bottle
penny payment is to instill a spirit of
independence in each child. Similar
lunch rooms will be established in all
other city schools.
the rift Following the fire Mrs.
Hale organized a number of the girls
of the younger set into a special com
mittee which secured clothes and
food for the families of the firemen
and it was through her efforts that
the Red Cross Society laid aside its
rule of not helping the families of
those who were getting a regular sal
ary. OFFERED FINE POSITION
LOS ANGELES, March 19--Os-car
Lawler, United States District
Attorney for the southern district of
California has been offered the posi
tion of assistant attorney general at
Washington. This information reach
ed here in the form of a special dis
patch from Washington last night I whkh he is drawing and removed to
Mr. Lawler has not as yet indicated i the pound. The license fee will be
whether pr not he will accept the $1.50 a year. The present ordinance
offer. He was appointed by Presi- 5 designed to take the place of the
TAGGING THE HORSES
SAN FRANCISCO, March 19
All of the horses driven over the
streets of this city from the plodding
dray animal to the high stepping car
riage horse will be compelled to wear
a tag if an ordinance prepared by the
tax collector meets with the favor of
the board of supervisors. The tags
like those worn by dogs must be dis
played on the left hand side at the
headstall and the horse that appears
without this decoration will be sum
marily removed from the vehicle
dent Roosevelt and his term does not
expire until next December.
one requiring wagons to be licensed.
TESTED AND PROVEN.
Simole Remedy For La Grippe.
La grippe coughs are dangerous as . , . .
,W LnLntlv develoo into oneu- e a Heap of Solace in Being
monia. Foley's Honey and Tar not
jonly stops the cough but heals and
I strengthens the lungs so that no ser
ious results need be feared, ine
genuine Foley's Honey and Tar con
tains no harmful drugs and is in a
yellow dackage Refuse substitutes
T. F. Laurin, Owl Drug Store.
Able to Depend Upon a Well-
Eamed Reputation.
BAKERONIAN BAKERONIAN j;
NEXT WEEK
POLITE VAUDEVILLE
t
& N U P - C B D &
ASTORIA & COLUMBIA RIVER R. R.
Will sell cheap round trip excursion tickets to Denver May 17th,
July 1st and August nth
On June and & 3rd, July 2nd & 3rd and August nth
and lath, very low round trip rates will be made1 to St
Paul, Duluth, Omaha, Kansas City,' St, Louis, Chicago
and all eastern points,
Through Rail and Steamship tickets sold to afl parts of
the world.
For full particulars call or address
Q. BJOHNSON, Oen'I Agent A. & C. R. R.
12th St, near Commercial St ASTORIA OREGON.
For months Astoria readers have
seen the constant expression of
'praise for Doan's Kidney Pills and
read about the good work they have
I done in this locality. Not another
remcuy ever jjiuuuvcu buwh .wih'v-
ing proof of merit.
J. Pederson, 613 Commercial street,
Astoria, Ore., says: "For two years
I suffered more or less from kidney
complaint. At night there was such
a steady aching through the small of
my back that I would be unable to
sleep and would arise in the morning
tired and worn out. I was languid
and nervous, had severe headaches
and dizzy spells and at times would
see spots floating before my eyes.
At last I procured Doan's Kidney
Pills, used them according to direc
tions and received a complete cure."
(From statement given January 19,
1906.)
The Cure Proved Permanent
On Sept. 3, 1907, Mr. Pederson
said: "I can still recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills and it gives me great
pleasure to state that I have not suf
fered from kidney trouble since
1906."
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
Subscribe to the Morning Astorian.
THE BEY'S GUEST.
He Was fttsdy For the Emergency and
Conqusred the Afriean.
A show of fore 1.x often the best
kind of diplomacy. A writer lu the
TarUi Temps tells a suny of tu French
admiral lupctlt-Th iwrm who had
Uh-u lutmxttxl with the mlsshu of
exacting reparation from au African
bey who had Insulted a French consul.
As Dupetlt-Thouars' demands were
supported by the furvlblo argument of
loaded cannon, the bey acknowledged
that he had been too banty !. prof
fered profuse apuloglca, lie even In
rtted the admiral to hi table and ba-
a sumptuous repast prepared for his
guest.
The consul warned the admiral to be
on his guard.
"The bey la lueUtied to be taatlckms,
said be, "and when be strokes bis
beard and srullea you may be sura that
he Is eoncoctlug tome mbtvhlef."
"We shall see." was Pupetlt-Tbouars'
reply.
lie reached the bey's palace In good
time, Profuse compliments and m)u
tatloua were exchanged. All at once
the admiral's foot met some toft,
hairy substance lying on the carpet un
der the table. lie bent down and saw
a huge lion showing bis formidable
teeth. The bey smiled and stroked hi
beard.
Dupetit-Tbouara did not wince, but
called his dragoman.
"My pistols." was all he said.
Tbe servant saluted, retired and
brought back a pair of pistols on a
sQver tray. Tbe admiral took them
and placed them on the table before
him. But the bey, stUl smiling, contin
ued to stroke his patriarchal beard.
. "Tell the commander," be said to
the dragoman, "that If those plstola are
for tbe purpose of blowing oat my
lion's brains they are quite Insufficient
and perfectly useless."
Then, like a skilled fencer counter
ing bis opponent's thrnst. after tbe
bey's Ironical advice had been trans
ited Dopetlt-Thouars replied:
"Tell his highness that my pistols are
not there to kill his lion, but to blow
his own brains out at the first move
ment of this objectionable carpet"
Gravely, but a little pale, the man
Interpreted.
The smile died away on tir bey's
lips, and he no longer stroked bis
beard.
"My lion," said he, "Is too well train
ed even to scratch one of my guests.
bat since he Is not wanted he shall be
sent away."
At a word from the bey the Ikm
slowly and heavily left the room, like
an obedient dog.
No More Cradles.
"A cradle T' said the salesman. "Oh,
no! Yon don't want a cradle."
He smiled.
"First kid, ain't Itr
"Yea," admitted the young father,
frowning. 4
"I knew you weren't experienced, or
you wouldn't ask for a cradle," said
tbe salesman. "You see, they've gone
altogether out We don't sell two a
year."
"Why did they go outr .
"Because they're unhealthy, bad for
the kid. They lower the temperature,
hurt the heart and bring on nausea,
colic, regular seasickness. It stands to
reason that the violent rocking of a
cradle can't be good for frail little
baby any more than the violent rock
ing of a ship In 4 storm la good for the
passengers. Moreover, they keep some
body busy rocking the baby to sleep.
Now tbo bnby goes to sleep of Its own
accord." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Won With Whips.
According to Herodotns, while the
Scythians were away on a long cam
paign their slaves took the opportunity
to rebel and seize all their masters'
property. The latter on their return
promptly attacked them, but were con
tinually defeated until at last one of
them hit on tbe brilliant Idea of at
tacking the slaves with whips 'only.
That, he said, would remind tbem of
their origin and so cow them that
they would never dare to stand. The
Scythians followed his counsel, and It
fell out ns he had predicted. When
the slaves beheld their mnHters riding
down upon them flourishing the terri
ble knotted thongs they knew so well
they threw down their arms and fled.
Roused His Suspicions.
A naval ofllcer was speaking of the
extortions of Innkeepers In ont of the
way parts of the globe;
"In Montenegro once," he said, "I
asked for my bill after having slept
overnight at a certain Inn, and as
soon as the document was handed to
me I took out my purse to settle It. I
did not bother to verify the various
items. What would have been tbe
nse?
"But my readiness to pay amazed
the landlord. He thought a moment,
and then he snld uneasily:
" 'M ill you let ine have another look
at that bill, sir? I think I have omit
ted something.'"
Her Mouth Was Closed.
Jack MIks Peiichy started to say
something about the Impropriety of
klsBlns the other evening, but she
didn't finlHh. Tom-Why not? Jack
Beenuse I took the words right out of
her month. Chicago News.
PROMPT AND CERTAIN RELIEF
FOR INDIQESTION AND
STOMACH.
CURES ALL STOMACH MISERY
DUpepain Stops Fermentation and
Restores the Digestive Juices Re
lieving You Promptly of All Stom
ach Trouble Aa Cure For All
This Misery la so Handy.
Why not start now today, and
forever rid yourself of Stomach trou
ble and Indigestion? A dieted stom
ach gets the blues and grumbles. Give
it a good meal, then take Pape't Dia
pepiin to start the digestive juices
working. There will be no dyspep
sia or belching of Gas or eructations
of undigested food; no feeling like 1
tump of lead in the stomach or heart
burn, sick headache and Dizziness,
and your food will not ferment and
poison your breath with nauseous
odors.
Pape's Diapepsin costs only 50
cents for a large case at any drug
store here, and will relieve the most
obstinate case of Indigestion and
Upset Stomach in fire minutes.
There is nothing else better to take
Gas from Stomach and cleanse the
stomach and intestines, and besides,
one triangule will digest and prepare
for assimilation into the blood all
your food the same a a sound,
healthy stomach would do it.
When Diapepsin works, your stom
ach rests gets itself in order, cleans
up and then you feel like eating
when you come to the table, and what
you eat will do you good. ,
Absolute reliof from all Stomach
Misery is waiting for you as soon ss
you decide to begin taking Diapepsin.
Tell your druggist that you want
Pape's Diapepsin, because you want
to be thoroughly cured of Indices
tion.
At The Bakeronian.
It has been announced by the
manager of the Bakeronian that
while in Portland he secured for the
patrons of this popular little play'
house the latest and best reels of
pictures that are manufactured today.
Mr. Siminton requested use to an
nounce that there would positively be
no repeaters shown in his house in
the future and he further states that
beginning with Monday night he will
have a vaudeville turn in connection
with two reels of pictures and an if
Itistrated song, thus making the larg
est and best show for 10 cents in the
city.
THIS IS ALRIGHT!
WASHINGTON, March 19.-Reo
resentative Counorey of Missouri has
just introduced what is probably the
shortest bill so far presented during
the present session of Congress, yet
if enacted into law it would probably
attract more attention than the Sher
man anti-trust law.
After the enacting clause the entire
bill is as follows: "That from and
after the passage of this act all cor
porations shall pay a license tax of
one tenth of one percent on their
capital."
Fisher Brothers Company
SOLE AGENTS
Marbour and Finlsyson Salmon Twines and Netting
McCormick Harvesting Miohlnes
Oliver Chilled Ploughs
Sharpies Cream Separators
Rsecolith Flooring Starrett't Tools
Hardware, Groceries,; Ship
Chandlery
Tan Bsrk, Blue Stone, Muriatic Acid, Welch Coal, Tar,
Ash Oars, Oak Lumber, Pipe and Fittings, Brest Goods,
Paints, Oils and Class
Fishermen's Pur Manilla Rope, Cotton Twins and Se!n Wsb
.? Wo Want Your Trodo
FISHBR BROS.
BOND STREET
SCO!? BAY BRASS & III 1B0
AMTOU1A, OUKOON
Iron and Brass Founders, Land and Marine Engineers.
Up-to-Dst Sawmill Machinery Prompt attention given to all repair
llth and Franklin Ave. work. Tel Mala 1441
Joaas Fox, Pres. P. L. Bishop, Sec Astoria Savings taut, Trow
Nelson Troyer, Vice Pres. and SopL
ASTORIA IRON WORKS
DESIGNERS AND MANUFACTURERS
OP THE LATEST IMPROVED . . .
Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers
COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED.
Correspondence Solicited. Foot ol Foewta I tree.
FINANCIAL.
Good Health
is within reach of nearly every
man and woman who earnestly
desires it Start right with
Meecham'S
3
Sold Ererrwhera. In Coxa 10c Sod 23c
,The Forecast.
Husband Well, what did the phre
nologist say almut Willie's head?
Wife Nothing. He simply sighed and
handed mc my money back, Husband
Just tin I expected. He's going to be
a poet. Exchange.
A man that hath not virtue In him
self over cnvleth virtue In others. Bacon.
The Cornelius
"The Home of Welcome"
Corner Park and Alder,
PORTLAND, OREGON
A' hotel where the North
west people will find a hearty
welcome and receive
Courteous Treatment
at moderate prices.
Oar free Omnibus mee
all trains.
Under management of N. K. Clark
First National Bank of Astoria
DIRECTORS
Jacob Kamm W. P. McGregor G. CFiavm.
J. W. Ladd S. S. GorduN
Capital $100,000
Surplua 25,000
Stockholders' Liability 100,000
K3TAHLI8IIKD 1841,
J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President J. W. GARNER. Assistant Cashier
O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President FRANK PATTON(Csklf
ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK
CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $232,000
Transacts a Oeneral Banking Basin Interest Paid oa Tim Deposits
Four Per Cent. Per Annum
Eleventh and Dmaao Sta. Astoria, Oregon
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SAVINGS BANK
ASTORIA, OREGON
OUR MOTTO: "Safety Supercedes All Other Considers tW
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t tOl Commercial Stmt
Corner Commercial and 14th. . ASTORIA, OREGON
'tTTM "TA A T T T Trvn H JT A T-A--w
MARCH 1909.
MARCH 1909.
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Thursday 18
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T.iursday 25
Friday 261
Saturday 27 4:401
SUNDAY . .,.28 5:35
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9:35
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C. W. CORNELIUS. Proprietor, i
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