6 THE MORNING ASTOIUAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. SUNDAY, MARCH 7, 1909. CITY OF ' 20.000,000 PREDICTED F0R1950 WHAT ENGINEERS PLACE NEW YORK'S POPULATION AT IN FORTY YEARS HENCE NEW YORK, March 6,-In lit lie more than one generation from the present day, that is in 1950, this city, according to the figures of experts, will be not only the largest in the world but one which in population will surpass anything now dreamed of. Engineers who have been compil tag data in this connection assert that at the half century mark New York will have a population of 19,250,000. or more than twice the present popu Jation of the whole state. These fig- ares are based on the growth for the last 119 years, that is. since 1790. In 1910 it is estimated the popula tion will be 4,810,000, which will have Increased to 7,000,000 in 1920, to 9,- 800.000 in 1930, to 13,700.000 in 1940, and finally to 19.250,000 in 195a Of the five boroughs which constit rute the greater city, Brooklyn, it is fienred. will then be the largest with . 7,000,000, while Manhattan the por tion of the city below 125th Street will hare 2,000,000. or practically no more than at present The Bronx, to the north of 125th Street, will have 4,000000; Queens, to the eastward of Brooklyn, 6,000,000 and Richmond, that is Staten Island, 2000,000. Where this total population of 19,250000 will tarry on its business is a good deal of a problem, and its transportation will necessitate the honeycombing of the whole area with subways and runnels; It appears probable indeed that the proposal now nnder consid eration to install continuous moving platforms in the subways will have to be adopted. It is somewhat easier to figure where this enormous popula tion will live since the report of the engineers by whom the figures have been compiled state that within the present limits of the greater city there are at present available 172,01X1 acres of laud, not including parks or swamp lands. This area could accom modate the whole population at the rate of a little more than one hundred to the acre, a figure which while it mitfht mean congestion in rural dis tricts is no where near the limit for skvscraoina auartment houses and flats. . Tinkering with the teeth of a full grown alligator would seem to be about the last thing that a sane man would attempt. Nevertheless that was just what was done at he Zoo his week when several denial surgeons got busy with the teeth of Bosco, a twelve-foot long and exceedingly uvae alligator. The reason for treating Bosco was not because he had a toothache but because ot ms murderous tendencies. Within the last two weeks he has killed five other alligators by sinking his teeth ' into their brains through the soft spot which exists in the skulls of these animals. Accordingly it was decided, not to draw, but to trim Bosco s teeth with which he had been so busily repaying the grudge he has held against his whole tribe ever since Mose, a companion, bit off one of his legs some time ago. The first attempts to corral Bosco were highly exciting and resulted in his knocking three keepers into his pool with a blow of his tail. He was finally lassoed, how ever, and dragged struggling into the dentist's chair, which in this case was an iron barred cage. After he had been tickled with a 12-foot crowbar he opened his mouth so wide that a piece of timber could be slipped in. Then he was bound securely on a gang-plank with ropes two and. one half inches thick. Taking hach.saws the men began to saw off his teeth. Twenty-four saw blades were broken before the job was finished, but Bos co finally went back to the pool un able to continue his career of mur der. For those persons who have had experiences with dentists and who may have pity for poor Bosco, the Curator of the Zoo says that there are no nerves in an alligator's teeth and that there was no suffering. THE LATEST FASHION NEWS BY JUDIC CIIOLLKTE ATTRACTIVE TRIFLES. f illlnery Faneias That Will Bloom In tha Spring. Au Interesting piece ot millinery lews la the revival of the hat with w rings passed looavly under the ehlu. This stylo of hat. It la Mid. will be much In evident1 this summer. Some of the new straw hat look like straw beehives. The ouly trlminliur consists of a otltf altrrot held In place by a cabuchon. To lx utrU-tly In tylo thee bat must be luiye, and the way they come down on the bend uggvt a te cosy to the Irrvvereut. The spring iM n of 1000 differ from that of last season In several rempocta. Long Unci both back and front are given by a panel which goes to the Attn wowkrtvfs of'ld ribbon' are Inched to hntrultm mid worn nt side of tli rsyolie knots. They may b placed. If preferred, above tht ears la the coiffures that are tint In front and wide at the aide. The bow may bo of sliver ribbon or of gold lace studded with fancy sumo. For belt there are endless lovely If- llFQ I carry the best Loggers Shoes in town at the low est prices. My stock of men's and bey's shoes is unsurpassed for qua lity. Close buying and low expenses enable me to sell the best qualifies at lowest prices. S. A. G1MRE 543 Bond Street. &fe Quelle ELEVENTH STREET Opposite the jBafceronian HOT CHICKEN TAMALES EVERY EVENING HOME-MADE, and of the choicest ingredient; put op under supervis ion that guarantee their perfect freedom from all deleterious matter. MRS. F. WOOLLEY PROPRIETRESS The vagaries of the law, it practice and administration were illustrated here this week in a case which so far as can be learned is unique in the history of the local bar. One man. a local lawyer named Stevens, appear ed before a jury in the triple capac ity of plaintiff, attorney for the plain tiff and chief witness.-The spectacle of a plaintiff or defendant acting as his own attorney is of course noth ing uncommon, but to hear Mr. Ste vens as council in behalf of himself as plaintiff, putting questions to him self as a witness and then answering himself, was something entirely new. He even put questions in his capac ity as attorney to himself as witness which he couldn't answer in any ca pacity, and then asked himself as to whether he could refresh his mind by reference to documents and told him self that he could. When it came to a question as to when witness Ste vens had seen a certain man, the fol lowing conversation ensued on the part of the lawyer in his various identities: "On what day did you see him?" "I don't recall the exact date." "Have you any memorandum that will refresh your memory?" "I have." "Will you please produce it?" in quired Lawyer Stevens. 'I will," promptly replied Witness Stevens, as he took from his pocket certain appers. i'Are those the memoranda?" asked the lawyer. He then answered "yes." "With those notes before you, can you refresh your memory as to the date?" "I can." And so the examination proceeded for some time. The three in one com bination seemed to be highly pleased with the results of its triple capacity with one exception. That occurred when through Lawyer Stevens wit AS AITEKJiOOX PErSClBS OOWHK. shoulder. In this way a much more satisfactory fit Is obtained over the blp and a prettier fullness given the waist than were possible In the gown formally, worn. This la done by a fitted girdle that apparently goea un der the princes panel In front. Illus trative of n pretty frock Is the one shown In the cut. The skirt I gored and trimmed with button covered with the material. Shaped bands of the tome finish the short tucked sleeve cap. jluiu t:uuLi.a.i'. i3iijk; t ji)..i.iumii.iiiiisiiin.., A SHABr SUHir WAI;.T IU.1. ribbon by t:;p ynrd. some lu plain cc.: on, potd and silver mid some In pbild, flowered nntl strip; d tltvdjrns. The -iH.ltifs" of cloves, the stitching down the harks, are mui h heavier this season tlmn they liuve Imnph for a lonjj time. The wnlxt llluntroted may be made from nity mnterlt.l suitable for surh a garment, and the design afford oppor tunity for the combination of various materials. JTJDIC CHOULET. SMART FASHIONS. ODDS AND ENDS. Look 8ilvr 8lippart Mska tht Foot Small and Dainty. Silver slippers are a new showing for wear with evening gown. They are less conspicuous than those of gold, and they have the added advantage of muMnr the feet. I,k smaller. Th Pannltr Gown May Appear A Girlish Evoning Gown. A fashion authority predict the re turn of the pannier gown In the near future. The disappearance of the pres ent style, she also saya, will be slow, but the first blow ba been struck, and gradually will appear modes reminis cent of the late seventies, the char ness Stevens demanded payment of a witness fee from plaintiff Stevens. The matter was finally settled by Stevens as plaintiff giving a cigar to himself, in his legal capacity, which ne again turned over to nimscit as a witness. FREE TO Y01H1Y SISTER i'!f'fl'lililliil7 Free to You and Every Sister Su erlng from Woman's Ailments. I am a woman. I know woman's nffcrtngi. I have found the cure. I will mall, free of any charge, my hum fmf Ml with full Irmtrrjctlonntoaiiy sufforer from woman's aliment. I want to tell aa womt-n about thto care-tot, niy reader, for roorueU, your daughter, your mother, or your Bfater. I want to tell you how to cars youmelvt at home with out the help of a doctor. Men marl undemtaud women Huff erinf. What we women know (too aiparianea, we know better than any drjetor. I kuow that my'home treatment In nafi and nre cure ior uucorrngaa or nomsn aioclsargn, Ulcaratto 0ia Blictffltnl or falling ot tht Womb, Profutt, Scanty or Paioful hriodt, Ultima or Oiaritn Timwi, or Siowths; tlto aaiaa hi MM', back lid fewtlt, kaanai ton fiiliatj. aarrcaaeaat, crnoioi (tiling o tlx ooini, aulaachofr, Sttirt lo err, riot flaiatt. nirlMK, Mot), in tlwotr tronolit tturi cauitV sir t Mlntitti ttculiar to our Bex. I want to eod you a cwtpltli bo Uf't rrulaMi otlrarf (rao to prove to you that you can euro yourself at home, eaoily, quickly and Kememoer, that.rl till cnl m naltiing to urel IT. . . lI'Lli-i1 T , v . ,TB k' treatment a complete trial : and If you WM W COTMnne, It will corn yon only about 12 cento a week or lew than two cent a day. It wlli not Interfere with oiler u yon wlh, ai jar. by return mail. axpianaur iiwuioofiyononlyBi)oulzcentawe;k or lew than two cent a day. It adth your work or occupation, lint uotMrwr nma tat1 aSaVau, tell roe how you and I will aend you the treatment for your caw. enMrelr fri,in plain wraii- il. I 11 alao lumA VIM iraaicMl. m-r hnnlr"lniliK'C nwa urnill utuicrnH ...i.l. explanatory Uluatratlona ehowing whj women tuner, and how thev can eaaily cure themBelvrw i noma, c-yerf womanahould hare ft, and learn to ttiak (or MnaH. Then when the doctor wiyi x m, ,7? "n operatton," Ton can decide for youmelf . TbouHandH of women have ci?r d It!TLW. fT line femedy. It cure. tH oW or mac To Molhtrt of taafhtan, I will explain o simple home treatment which rnieedlly and effectually cureg Leucorrhoea, Green Slcknai.d Ur MaT W u Menntruation In young Ladled, Plumpnew and health alwayn renulta from Wherever yoj Eye, I can refer you to ladles of your own locality who know and will gladly tell any sufferer that thla Hnta TraalMal really curat all women's dUeanes, and mak. women well, strong, plump and robuat. Jail taof now aodraat, and the free tenday'o treatment ly,nir,al) he book, write to-day, aa you may nut soe tula offer again. Adrlreas wrs.m. summers, Bo h Notre Dame, Ind., u.s.A. While honesty may be the best pol icy, tattler Knickerbocker has just recorded indubitable proof that it is sometimes an expensive policy, so far as municipal affairs are concern ed. The present illustration while on ly on a small scale indicates in a start ling manner what the cost of similar honesty might be in a transaction of any size. At any rate the city has just refunded an overcharge of twenty cents after five years labor involv ing many departments at a cost of just one hundred times the amount involved. The whole transaction which bids fair to bqcome a part of munici pal history had its origin in nothing more extraordinary than an assess ment ofr special improvements on certain property. A clerk with a me ticulous mind in the assessor's office discovered nearly a year after the whole matter was completed and closed that one of the assessed prop erty owners, a woman, had been ov ercharged by the sum of twenty cents. When the matter was called tn her attention she asserted her wil lingness, amounting to anxiety, to present the city with the sum in ques tion. This, however, did not com port with Father Knickerbocker's reputation for honesty and conse quently this week after five years of labor to accomplish the result, a check for twenty cents was placed in her hands. To arrive at this conclu sion the clerks in nine departments has been called into service at vari ous times and one hundred and eighty-seven letters and communications had been written,, making the total cost of the minute refund, aside from the loss of time, more than twenty dollar. , ill lM4 A Complete Line of 1 ice Fuurmitare We can suppy anything in office furniture. Single pedestal flat tops, roll tops; roll top desks or typewriter desk. Double pedestals.ln 50,54,60,66 or 72 inch desks. These can be had in plain oak, quartered oak or with raised panels and range in price from 1 t ill fl , a. -A I mmu in 1 v 11 $ 1 3. 5 0 in flat tops to $180.00 in roll tops III 'ibaU--aJ r-f Give us a call and let us show you our line. r -H i Astoria Furniture Co. I 559-565 Commercial Street three and one-half of iiK'T at seven cents; six boxes of cocoa at twenty four; two dozen cukh at thirty-two, and four pound of butter at forty centi. How much doc it come to?" "Four dollar's and eighty-three cents, my little man," said the grocer. "What addrrsa plra(?" 'Gee; Thanks" said the schoolboy as he made his ecape. "That was the only one I couldn't do" From "Suc cess Magazine ") DAINTY KIMONO AND HHCATH 8EIBT XI MOHO Uiid, 8KIUT acterlstlct of which were the pannier drapery, drooping fullneaa at the back and trimmed train. Evening footgear la every day get ting more elaborate. Some dainty shoes seen recently were In empire green embroidered lu laurel wreaths and adorned with exqnlalto empire buckles in old paste. A girlish evening gown hj that of white net with tiny plaited rufflei of dotted net edged with light blue baby ribbon. The aleeves are quite tight, and the gown l cut to give the figure absolutely straight lines. It Is the fad Just now to appear at evening functions without glores, but the hands are elaborately made np and are as white as alabaster outside and pink and rosy Inside. The petticoat illustrated of the "heath variety la aa close fitting as a skirt can comfortably be. The kimono seen In the same cut Is in every way a aatis factory model. JUDIC CHOLLET. HOT OR COLD Golden West Tea Just Right CLOSSET & ;devers, PORTLAND, ORE. amL "i 1111 i'IIiiw f""1""!"" MMM II ! IIIIIIH I HUM u.rect from Norway another shipment of CHRISTIAN Bocll Beer i $2.00.per doz. AMERICAN IMPORTING CO. Importers and Wholesale Liquor Dealers 4444444444444444444M4MMMMMI vDIAMOND ASK. . mo trr A t "n. nmm tot Pmitnm North wM Ml tut OUmaaa. HDtoT at all bart mim. AaklnrOala. ;. UaoliaaallaroBrolciiborrMMMl,wnia fc aam at jour dlr, mni wa will rU m a af4h nt florrar fraa for roar ironbla Karua urn M Narmai, kaiaaa, aa Inun, Wua. MISCELLANEOUS. THE EDUCATED GROCER. "Say mister," said the small boy, breathlessly, "take down this order quick; I got to go to school. 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