THE M0UN1KG ASTOltLAJN. ASTORIA, OREGON. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 19091 I Y. I U Established 18791 ' Published Dally Except Monday by THE J. S. DELX1NGER CO. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By mail, per year By carrier, per month - WEEKLY ASTORIAN. By mail, per year, in advance 'l S0 Entered at aecond-class matter July 30, 1906, at the postoffice at Astoria, Oregon, under the act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Orders for the delivering of The Morning Astorian to either residence be mad bv oostal card or through telephone. Any Irregularity in delivery should 4 publication. TELEPHONE THE WEATHER Oregon, Washington and Idaho Occasional rain. ABRAHAM LINCOLN. t.. One hnndred years ago today therj was born to this land the best and greatest of its citizens and servants, Abraham Lincoln. Today every heart in the vast Re public turns, with instictive love and respect, to the one man who, in the noblest office in all the world, was in closest touch with the home and lives and aspirations of the American people: whose wonderful insight and generous sympathy per meated the last crevice of human hope and action among his fellows; whose instictive purity and singleness of purpose made his own exaltation the readier bond to the lesser and hum bler careers of those who raised him up; whose unfailing tenderness and almost more than mortal patience lent his tasks, as man and President, the sanctity of sheer right and beau- ty; whose strength was the stay of the righteous and the menace of the unfaithful; and whose high faith and splendid loyalty is to this hour, the cardinal index and supreme test of American character Even in the land against which, at the demand of his greatest duty, he wrought with such tremendous and blighting force, the hour of re-action is at hand, and the one-time vengeful curse in silenced in the gentler gratuity of frank, if not cordial, vouchal; the years he has lain in his tomb have worked out the measure of justice' that belonged to him, with that people and they know, as we know, that the war he waged hurt his soul as it hurt theirs and that all all he did was done at the behest of a duty too imperative,, too vast, for abatement or waiver. Eighty millions of people this day take up the paeon of reverence and undying love for this man, and its volumne and depth are greater now than ever before, for the lustre and influence of Abraham Lincoln's char acter expand with the years; bind the people closer and closer to the noble ideal, and make for their profounder unity and uplift as a free and loyal nationt A CHANCE TO DEMONSTRATE. If it shall come to pass that As toria be chosen as one of the grain depots of the Farmers' Educational & Co-operative Union, of the Inland Empire, we shall, at last, have an opportunity of proving to the world that this is a quick-despatch port. This has been has established in years one by, but seems to have been forgotten in the rush and ruction of the Portland invasion; and an up-to-date exposition of the matter may be of inestimable value to us and to the men next to the soil and its pro ducts. Such a demonstration here must be wrought through some such agency as this Farmers' Union; the chance will never be given us by the transportation companies nor by the commercial handlers and shippers of the cereal; they do not seem to know anything about us nor of the facili ties we possess in this behalf; and it will take some extraneous and inde pendent movement sucn as tnis to let t responsibic for impure miik j5 us inside the shipping field. the consumer) nther than the dairy. All we want is the chance to make I man Qr dealer In fln ad(lres9. de)iver. an exact demonstration, under favor- ;ed gt Co,umbia university he describ abte circumstances, in the mtcrestof ed conditions which must be combat , ted on the farm, told, of the difficu DIAMOND "G4 if irwM far Vnrltle Norlhwwt SoU nd rjinmt fim ou itlftlitur l ! I"t Aemtn. Ak for Chi )itii. If inn iucHii in tour iH'ttlittortivKKf, writ a, ttivtpir itHiii f y.Mir (l'iil.-r. ttid will iutil .! Iiiu-t.-! il flown, MM'it. fre fur ,.tir Irouoi, HtOM tut h., miux, mm, m tmm. Dm. ASK .$7.00 . .60 be immediately reported to the office MAIN 661. a group of unbiased judges; if we cannot prove anything in support of our claim that we can enter, load and despatch ships faster than any port on the upper coast, then we shall galdly renegue and keep silent for ever. Another advantage that will innure to ns under this arrangement will be the extension of the common-point rate on grain to this point and port, the only commercial rate we do not yet possess; and this will be worth having. We should have had it years ago. and would, but for the fearsome interference of Portland and the be sotted prejudice she has injected into the business. At all events we are ready to make our play and take our chance if only the opportunity is given, ns. WING SHOTS. We rise to remark that the "invad ing, usurping, domineering, ten dencies of T. Roosevelt, Esq., are still effective, even in the sacred precincts of state capitals and legislative halls He can do more invading, usurping and domineering in the interests of common-sense and good, practical government single-handed, than any cultus bunch of representatives (?) we know of and now at work mis governing the Pacific States. He can creat one rupture to avoid another rupture, quicker than anyone. Its beautiful! Olympia, Wash., and Washington, D. C, are both busy just now, placat ing Tokio, Japan, on the score of a false rumor that is disturbing the Oriental capital. When it comes to sound, safe and sane banking, we recommend a rigid and rightful reading of the reports of the Astoria banks, now before this public. They cannot be excelled any where; and we get the benefit of the excellence we are glad to champion. Philander C. Knox is up against a constitutional hindrance to his taking over the portfolio of Secretary of State in the Taft cabinet. For an early adjustment of this annoying in cident we respectfully suggest that the matter be referred to Oregon. It will find instantaneous disposal. What we cannot do with a constitution is yet to be demonstrated, especially in the way of smoothing routes to pub lic office! Old Sol is scrapping with the fiends of storm and gets an occasional "look in" down this way. His cheer ful phiz, though but momentarily seen, is a sight for eyes long-wearied with cloud and mist. lt is interesting and humorous to watch the hundreds of youngsters pouring out of an Astoria school house, all done up in rubber sou' westers, capes and boots. They look like so many little gnomes and might pass muster as such, if it wasn't for the lung-explosions- that accompany the exodus. CONSUMER TO BLAME. NEW YORK, Feb. ll.-Dr. Har vey W. Wiley, head of the chemistry bureau of the department of agricul tuie, is of the opinion that the person ties which confront the dealer, then said: "Now we come to the real offender the buyer. He wants his milk at 8 cents a quart and if you sell milk at cents a quart you have to sell all clean, and dirty' in order to have any means for carrying on the business. The way to reform in the mi'k problem is to reform the con suming pubKc and let the consumer know that he need not expect sani tary milk at 8 cents a quart or even at ten cents. An Appreciation of Lincoln COPYRICHT. ltOt. S0MEWHAR down that round Hodjrenvtlla, Kaintucky, Or tharabonta, t hundred year ago, Was born a boy ye wouldn thought was lucky; looked like he never wouldn' hare a show. But I don' know. That boy waa started middlin' well, I'm thinkin'. His name! Wy, it waa Abraham Abe Lincoln, P0SS .whitei hit folks wait Tea, as pore u any. Them pioneers, they waVt no plutocrats. Belonged right down among the humble many, And no more property than dogs or eats. But maybe that's As good a way as any (or a itartin'. Abe Lincoln, he rii middlin' high, for sartinl SOMEHOW I've always had a sort o' sneakin' Idee that peddygrees is purty much Like monkeys' tails so long they're apt to weaken The yap that drags 'em round. No use for such! But beats the Dutch How now and then a lad like Little Aby Grows up a president or guvnor, maybe. If VW'J fft ABRAHAM A BE LINCOLN never had no reg'lar schoolin'; He never quarterbacked nor pulled stroke oar, Nor never spent his time and money foolin' With buried langwidges and ancient lore. But Abe l'arned more To set him forrerd in the human filin' Than all the college fellers' kit and bilin'. ABE IHTC0LN never did git hifalutin Not even thar in Washin'ton, D. C. " 'He jist kep' common, humble, ord'n'ry, suitia' His backwoods corn patch raisin' to a T. But jiminy gee! Wy, Abe was any statesman's peer and ekul : - And wise as Solomon or old Ezeknl. , ' ' I RECKON I'm a bit old fashioned, maybe, But when I want a pattern for a man I'm middlin' shore to measure Father Aby And out to fit his homely human plan. And long 's I can I'm hootin' loud and rootin' proud, by hucky, For that old boy from Hodgenville, Eaintuckyt The Gettysburg Address Remarks at the Dedication of the National Cemetery at Gettysburg, November 19. 1883. FOURSCORE and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon W.s continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedi cate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense we cannot dedicate, ve cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow, this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated it far above our power to add or de tract. The world will little note nor lonr remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that from these honored dead we take increaped devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that we here highly re solve that these dead shall not have died in vain ; that this nation, undei God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from .the earth. Y ROIIRTUS IOVI LlNCCDi) ; ' "THE EASIEST WAY." NEW YORK Feb. U.-Jnmes Daly a slender youth who was arrested last night in Yonkers, N. Y., while masquerading in a feminine Attire, ad mitted that he had been posing as young woman for the last four nights and flirting with men In order that ht might rob them. Daly was captured alter conversing with a detective, who brume suspicious that his fair com panion was a woman and later proved his theory by tearing off Daly's wig, "My reason (or mas uuerading" he told the police, "was that I needed money and found that by dressing in women attire I could mix freely in crowds. After being wined and dined by men I found it easy to take all they had from their pockets. I am something of a hyp notist and by this means and sleight of hand, I usually got the maney." REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE First National Bank At Astoria, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, February 5, 1909: RESOURCES. Loans and discounts $453,893.01 Overdrafts, secured and un secured 1.671.49 U. S. bonds to secure cir culation 40,000.00 Premium on U. S. bonds. . . 1,200.00 Bonds, securities, etc 54.4J0.0O Due from National Banks (not reserve agents) 46.307.2J Due from State and private banks and bankers 18,14521 Due from approved re serve Agents 114.1904: Checks and other cash items . 989.99 Notes of other National Banks 1,795.00 Nickels and Cents 430.15 Lawful Money Reserve in Bank, via.: Specie $166,800.00 Legal-tender notes 135.00 166,935.00 Redumption fund with U. S. Treasurer (6 per cent of circulation) . . . : 2,000 00 Due from U. S. Treasurer.. JJ4.68 Total f 102.322.18 LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid in $100.00000 Surplus fund 25,000.00 Undivided profits, less ex penses and taxes paid.... 17,085 58 National Bank notes out standing 40,000.00 Due to State and private banks and bankers...... 951.53 Dividends unpaid 1.000.00 Individual Deposits subject . to check $600,015.98 Demand Certificates of de posit $118,269.09 718,285.07 Total $902,322.18 State of OreRon, County of Clatsop, ss.: I. S. S. Cordon, Cashier of the above-named bank, do solemnly iwcar that the above statement i tme to the best of mv knowledge and belief. S. S. GORDON, Cashier.. Correct Attest: JACOB KAMM, G. C. FLAVEL, w. f. McGregor. Directors. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 9th day of February, 1909. V. BOELLING. Notary Public REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF SCANDINAVIAN-AMERICAN SAVINGS BANK At Astoria, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, February 5, 1909: RESOURCES. Loans and discounts $113,664.73 Bonds, securities, etc 32,914-42 Banking house, furniture, and fixtures 4,457.69 Due from banks (not re serve banks) 2,000.00 Due from approved reserve banks 7,465.04 Checks and other cash items 85.71 Cash on hand 12,430.97 Total LIABILITIES. $173,018.56 $ 50,000.00 Capital stock paid in Surplus fund Undivided profits, less ex 3,500.00 367.15 penses and taxes paid.... Individual deposits subject to check 45,805.51 Demand certificates of de posit 2,705.70 Time certificates of de posit .10,496.iTO 36,144.20 Savings deposits Bills payable including cer tificates of deposit for money borrowed 4,000.00 Total $173,018.56 Slate of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss.: I, J. M. Anderson, Cashier of the above-named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief, J. M. ANDERSON, Cashier. Correct Attest: GUST HOLMES, AUG. DANIKLSON, C G. PALMRERG, Directors. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 11th day of February, 1909. OSWALD GUSTAFSON, Notary Public. AMUSEMENTS. ASTORIA THEATRECZ) Wednesday, Feb, IT Engagement of the Eminent Actor CHARLES B. HANFORD ACCOMFANIKD BY MISS MARIE DROFNAH In a Brilliant Production of The Qrea test of All Comedies THE TAMING OF THE SHREW Preceded by the Otic Act Najx). leanic Play "THE OLD GUARD" An Event of Exceptional Interest 30 People in the Cast 30 Seats on Sale Prices: $1.50, $100. 75c, 50c Ue Quelle ELEVENTH STREET Opposite the Bakeronlan HOT CHICKEN TAMALES EVERY EVENING HOME-MADE, and of the cholcejt ingredients; put up under supervis ion that guarantees their perfect freedom from all deleterious matter MRS. F. WOOLLEY PROPRIETRESS FINANCIAL. First National Bank of Astoria , DIRECTORS Jacob Kamm W. F. McGregor G. C.Flavel J. W. Ladd S. S. Gordon Capital $100,000 ' Surplus 25,000 Stockholders' Liability 100,000 i:htahlimiiki iwmi J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier O. I. PETERSON, Vlce-Preildent FRANK PATTON, Cashier ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $232000 Transact a General Banking Business Interest Paid on Tim Dtpos :i Four Per Cent. Per Annum Eleventh and Duan 8ta. Aatoria, Oregon SCANDINAVIAN-A A E R I C A N SAVINGS BANK ASTORIA, OREGON OUR MOTTO: "Safety Supercede All Other Consideration." ' '. THE TRENTON First-Class Liquors and Cigars Corner Commercial and 14th. iM-4MMM BAY BRASS & ANTOUIA, Iron and Brass Founders, Up-to-Date Sawmill Machinery llth and Franklin Av. Nature provides bit one CALIFORNIA It li (he natural winter horn of many thou tandi of the world's best people. Under tht gentle Influence of its mild winter climate, every amusement and recreation abound, bathing, boating, fish ing, driving; such pic nlcs, parties and "Jolli fications," , :C0 T0 Los Angeles, Paio Roblei Hot Springs, Hotel del Monte. San ta Barbara, San Diego, Santa Monica, Venice, Long Beach, Santa Crni, or a score of similar resorts and you wifl find health, eon genial surroundings, hospitable associates, faultless accommoda tion! and numberless attraction! and con veniences. The O.R.eaN.Coa CONNECTING WITH" The Southern Pndilc Co. Make! Inexpensive round trip excursion ratei to Cal ifornia. A six months stopover ticket Portland to Los Angeles and return is $55.00 Corresponding rates are in effect to other point. We have lome very distinc tive literature covering Cali fornia' winter resorts, and will take pleasure In giving you all of the information and assistance at our com mand. For tickets, sleeping car reser vations, etc., call on, tele graph, or write WM, McMURRAY, Gen. Paul Agt. Portland, Oregon. fJ999tttt4w$ $ 02 Commercial Stratt ASTORIA, OREGON f s OREGON Land and Marine Engineer Prompt attention given to all repair II work. TeL Main 31