SUNDAY, JANUARY 17, W). illh MJICMNU ASTUIUAN, ASTUHIA, OltEGON. iclang A Goal By LITTLLL M'CLUNG. 1 Copyright!, t), by AHOdottd Though It wii only an hour before the great football gsme between Clin ton and Darnall, their couverwitlim was not of tbe gridiron they walked down Main street bound for Clinton oral. Then' only on thing that ken1 nie from becoming engaged ,0 7" right now, Tboruton," wild tin tr! after a serious oause. "You'll bv to tell me, LU I cin't guess It," aneweced tbe stalwart Quarterback of the Clinton eleven. "Juiit thla," ah Msfd. "I em not alto tether sure tlmt yon really need me in your life. .Tou are a strong, lf reliant boy, capable of fighting your own wy over the olmtnclee that will confront too. "More than all elie nut together, I want to know tbnt without my en couragement you would be acconv plUblng hM-tht I will alwaya be an Inspiration to you, no matter what your alina may be. r ,, r.S For a moment the young man did not reply. Then be looked at bli com panion, hi gnu sincere. "Lei, you're right,' he agreed quiet ' ly. "That' the way I want yon to feel about It. Deep down In my heart I know tbnt you would alway Inspire ma to atrtv for the beet In Ufa. Hut 1 muxt convince" you of this, and I'll do It, too, dear girl, If I get tbe chancer "Msybe you will, Thornton," ahe replied, "and I hope that yon will more than yon can guess. Why-why not begin at tb gam today V "That what I Intend to do, fetal" wa prompt response.' "I eipert to play a I never played before, Jut be- 'cause you are wearing Clinton' col or and wearing my pennant It pretty one, Isn't It T "Tbe gold and brown stripes hnruio- nlxe beautifully with that bright brown gown yon are wearing. Tour ticket calls fur a et back on tbe north goal, and I know I'll you clearly dmplte the crowd." "It certainly 1 6m," eh declared. "that Utile me may bo an Inspiration to a Clinton boy to piny at bla beet: But It seems almoxt a pity that yon are not on of the "balftwcks or to the line, tnougn I Know everything aepenna on the quarterlMrk. He give the slg nala and deliver th ball, doean't her" "I know v. but you mean. Leta," be said. "Yon would like to e me in a position where I could run with the ban Inettmd of banding It out to some- body elae r' Th girl nodded, "' "Well, that' because I weigh only 13 lnatead tf 20 pound," be contln ned. "After all, It take aboer weight in tbe line, and that naturally slide me into the quarterback's place. "Hut you mustn't forget that Clinton depend upon me to kirk th goal, and goal kicked or uilased often wlna or loae a big gam Ilk till." Tbey were now on the college ground amid shouting hundred and fluttering flag and pennants. Thorn ton asolated Leta to hor aeat high up In that part of the semicircular grand stand that at rote bed around behind the north goal. " ;" "1 hope Clinton get th south nd of the Hold," he atd a be started off tQysrd ho clubhouse. "Wbyt" sfie anted. . " t "Because then I'll be able to tee tbe orange aud brown magnet that's draw ing m north toward DamaU's goal!" be said earneatly.. v Boon th rival eleven trotted out on tb field, and from the tbouaand tongucd grand atand roe a mighty bout, whllo pennant, ribbon, hand kerchiefs and flag mingled in a wnv log, varicolored maa. - It tha vtvat wlnd-nn mm a of th year, and ther wa a chanc for any player to win a glory crown by making the deciding touchdown. Itotb eleven, It wa evident, were steeled for tbe contest - ' But, a fate would have it, Clinton got the north end of tbe field, and a savage quarterback waited for the um pire' signal with hi back to tbe girl In ornngo who wa waving a pennant for blm, But despite till disappointment be gathered bis strength for the charge, and as the shrill wblatle struck his ears he leaped forward straight for the ball that 1ny ou the line twenty yards in front of him, Biff! Tbe oval went whirling through tbe air in a s.Uty yard parabola, with the whole Clinton team In pursuit. The ball landed In the erms of Dnr nnll's fullback, and the big fellow came back up the Held In a series of lunges. But before a dozen yells had split the nlr be was down, with every Clinton man piling over blm. Thou the shoulder to shoulder buttli began. In three dowus IXiriM'l bsi the bnll. Then Thornton's opportunity came. To test Parnnirfc Hue ha feiivc at. tho risk of h;tvlu;: ills own nod. twisted a series nf i enter ru;i! sl-jtial? Throe times the heavy bm-ta (! :;: ed over him, and ho fHt JiU lrutl! going fiint na Imrnnll hurled b:ulc t'.i? plungers. End runs were tried vrUh but llllle better success. Seeing t'.mt line rushes were hopeless, he gave' the signal for a kick, and Clinton's full back sent the bull far down tlio Held. But Darnall hurled it back with an other kick. There were triors' close formation plays, followed by two mora long distance kicks, while the air was fUJed Willi the cries of the spectators and the sharp, quick shriek of the um pire's whistle. The time of the first half was almost np wheu suddenly out of a trrluimaee rolled tho bull, l or a second nobody excepting ( lliitoii'a quarterback kn What bad become of It. As It bounded carelessly along Thorn. ton at on swoop seized It. Blmulia neuusly b beard a shout ou th aid line, "Ouly forty econd left! Dlraytly In front of hlut, not twenty yard dlslsut, .wa Deruatl'a goal. Even a halfway drop kick might win th gam. Thornton dropped th ball to tb ground and twuug bl right foot, A great cheer wnt up, which died away suddenly In groan. The ball flew high, but It didn't go within fifty feet of either post. Tin)' upl" yelled tbe umplr. Thornton leit that all Clinton wa disappointed beyond expresalon and deeply ashamed of th showing b bad mad after tb college bad boast ed of bl prowea a a drop kicker. II remained In delected seclusion during th Intermtsxtou. Dot when tbe wblatle sounded again b w ilk another man. Clinton bad th south goal this time, and clearly tb quarterback saw a girl In orango swinging pennant In tba grand stand. Already tb throng bad forgotten bl fluke In th bop of victory In th second half. At tb kick-off Thornton lent tb pigskin seventy yards down tb field and then plunged Into tb game with ferocious energy He determined to redeem himself or perish In tb at tempt Hack and forth over tbe field surged tb teams, while thouaamla shouted tncoorsgement Neither eleven seemed able to break down the defense of tb other until toward tbe end of tb half, when Clinton begsn to coma np tb field teadtly. Ji . ''." ' Tboruton, hi bead clear a bell, wa playing at frightful pace, giving Pnrtinll no time to catcb It breath after each attack. But thirty yard fmi ti the goal line! Darnall braced ttwlf heroically and stood Ilk a Htutio wall.' "Only one mor mtnut to playf" called the umpire, and tb crowd took up th rbuut. Thornton realised Uiat In so short a time line plunge would be futile. Ther wa only on hop of victory, another drop kick for a goal While only twenty yard awy, th goal poet were off to th left at an oblique angle. There wa about on chance in a dosen of putting tb ball between them, but Thornton took It lie stood back of the line ready to call tb sig nal, and tbe Psrtiall eleven, seeing It was to be kick, got ready to plunge through and break op the play. Then suddenly the quarterback, loot Ing directly between the goal posts. sow Leta in tbe grand stand In an at titude of breathlxea expectancy, and be knew mor than tb gam depend ed upon bl qutcknew and skill. lit stepped back a few yards, and with bis ey riveted on tb figure in orang he gav the algna! in clear, sbsrp tones, "Three, double two, elev en r Tb ball (truck but outstretched hands, and aa b dropped It be shot out bl right foot Th next second big Darnall guard leaped over tbe line and atruck Thornton bead-on, sending blm reeling senseless twenty feet from tb spot where b waa bit Dot tb big man waa half a second too late, for Thornton' to bad cangbt tbe ball squarely, and It want flying straight as a bullet between tbe goal post and np Into tbe grapd stand, fall ing almost at Leta'a fe?tt A wild, deafening yell of Joy broke over th field, but tbe quarterback did not bear it. Ten minute later, when be came to, a girl was bathing his fore bend, and he caught tbe glow of ber bright brown drees. Th crowd fell back respectfully. "Don't worry, Thornton, dear boy," ahe whispered. "I saw yon looking at me when yon made that wonderful kick, and I know now bow much I mean to your , Some Odd Animal. -Many curloua animals baunt tb marshy parts of South America north of th pampas. Frogs, big and fero cious (the eeratophyrs), given to mak ing vicious springs when closely ap proached; tbe capybara, a cavy "con tented with the bulk of a sheep;" the huge coypu rat and tbe swarthy, ptg- llko tapir are frequently seen. Along the forest margins troops of peccaries are often met with, occa sionally the Jaguar, sometimes the pu ma, likewise that toothless curiosity, the great ant bear, long in claw, long nosed and remarkably long tonjrued. ery plentiful, too, are those "little knights In scaly armor," tb quaint waddling armadillos. Long toed Jaca nas pace about upon the floating leaves. A familiar object is tbe great Jablrn, stork with a preference for tbe deso late lagoons, where it may often be observed statuesque on one leg and wrapped in prospection. Edinburgh Scotsman. Strtnuoua Methods ef Heeling. Papuan medicine men are regarded with great respect by tho natives. Those I have met certainly seemed eu ergetlc and hardworking. They sit close to the patient mnssagingthe'seat of pnln with much vigor, and, while they are thus rubbing, make a noise with their lips rather like that which groom makes when rubbing down a hot'HO. The process Is a tlrluir one. 2 tlie medicine man stops nt Inter- Us to drink hot water In which taro bus been boiled. Ills object la to ex tract some- mysterious foreign sub stance from tlio sick man's body, and If bo succeeds In this he receives a foe; otherwise he gets nothing. "No cure, no pay," is apparently tbe Pa puan sufferer's motto. Wld World Mngaslue. A GLUTTON FOR WORK. Kry et the Britlih Civil S.rvloe In th Last Ctntury. Tho Brlllxh civil service during lb middle of the last century wa a de lightful place for young gentlemen who wished a "Job" with nothing to do. Mr. Arthur W. A'Becket in bl "Recol lection of a Humorist" describe bl first day In tba war oDce. After read big thrTlmo tbrougb-no short task and listening to tbe convention of bl colleague for awhile he ventured to addrea bis chief. "Can I do anything? I asked. "Is ther anything for me to dor Ho teemed a little perplexed. Tbe other denbsen of the room paused for a moment In tlmlr conversation to bear bis reply. It Keemed to me that tbey appeared to b amused. My chief look' ed at me and then at tb papers In front of blm. "Ah!" Mid b at last ltb sigh of relief. "Are you fond of Indexing?' I replied I waa fond of anything and everything that could be of the slight est servlc to my country, if tboee were not tbe exact words I used, that wss the spirit of my answer, I see, a glutton for work," observed my chief, with a smile that found re flection on tb face of my other col league. "Well. A'Becket Just Index this pile or circular." I seized npon tb bundle and return ed to my desk. Ob, bow I worked at those circulars? There were hundreds of them, and 1 docketed them with tb greatest care and entered their purport into a book. From time to time my official chief, so to speak, looked In npon me to ee bow I was getting on. "I say," said be, "there's no uecd to be In sncb a desperate hurry. I am not in immediate need of the index You can take your time, you know. Wouldn't you like a stroll In tho park? VIost of ns 'have a little walk during the day. We none of us stand on cere mony and ar quit a happy family." ut, no; i stuck to my Indexing and after some three days of fairly hard work found my labors done, I took on tbe bundle of circulars, now In apple pie order, and Inld them on my chiefs desk. "I sny. A'Becket." said he. "this won't do. Ton are too good a fellow to be allowed to cut your own throat and for your brother's sak I will give you tip. Don't do more than you are asked to do. Now, I gav you those circular to-Index because you would bother me for work;, I didn't want th index. Now It's done It's not the least bit of use to me. Of course It may com In useful ome day, but I acarce- ly ee bow it can, a the lot ar ont of data. Jiut of count it may," tie added to save my feelings. DEVELOPING A STAR. Hew Mansfield Coached Margaret An- glln as Roxan. Richard Mansfield In bis preparation for "Cyrano" ti a unsparing of him self, aud be was unsparing of others. Everything be bad and. everything be hoped for was at stake. Struggle and desperation were In tbe air. Nearly tvery on In tbe cast resigned or waa dlscbsrged over and over again. Mr. Palmer's daya and nights were devot ed to diplomacy, and, thank to bis tuavlty, the beady beat of the day be fore wa forgotten In the cool of th next morning. An actress of International reputa tion and experience was engaged for Roxsne. Rehearsals were under way when abo resigned by cable. Tbe orang girl's single Hue In tbe first act was being rehearsed by a young Canadian, Margaret Angiln. Mans field bad not seen ber act but he re marked the wondrous loveliness of her voice, and bis Intuition told hltn she bad temperament "Can you make yourself look beautiful enough for Itoiane?" be asked. "I think I might you can make yourself ugly enough for Cyrano," she answered. The part as hers on the Instant He coached her relentlessly. Again and again she cried that she could not do It II re assured ber, but not with soft persua sions. Ton can, my dear, and you must Now, again 1" After rehearsals she went regularly In tears to Mr. Palmer to resign. He appealed to Mansfield to be more lenient "I am only kind," wo his reply. "Roxnne is a great part, Only one who has suffered can play such a role. Thla girl has tbe temperament and the emotions, but she Is young and Inex perienced. I cannot persuade ber splr- I must rouse It" And every day she reached new depths and new heights. Paul Wilstoch In Serlbncr'a. A Multiplicity of Fathers. Ardyce had been learning to alng "America" at school and was trying to teach It to Brother Wayne, One morn ing bis father heard him shouting, "Land where my papa died, land where my papa died." Ardyce interrupted. "Oh, no, Wayne, not that way. It Is 'Land where our fathers died.'" Wayne's expression could not be de scribed as ho tipped his head sidewtee and in every surprised tone gravely asked, "Two of 'eu)?"DelIneator. A Way Men Have. 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