SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1908.
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POPULAR MUSICAL
COMEDY TONIGHT
"Little Johnny Jones" By George Cohan to be
Produced at the Astoria Theatre This Evening
Extraordinary interest is beirrg
manifested in the approaching en
gagement of "Little Johnny Jones"
at the Astoria Theatre tonight All
last season the delightful mask of
Ibis production was ; whistled and
Msg so frequently that every music
Inrer in this city is now thoroughly
familiar with the catchy melody of
t&e gongs. "The Yankee Doodle
Boy," and "Give My Regards to
Broadway" are now probably the
most famous songs in Americi.
; entire production in every "detail will
be seen in this city exactly as pre
sented for 22 weeks in New York
and over three months in Chicago
last season. Much has been said in
praise of the beauty and effective
ness of the three gorgously mounted
acts, while the wardrobe is spoken of
as extremely beautiful and in rare
good taste; The cast that will be
seen here in the production embraces
the names of many metropolitan fa
vorites,' while the chorus of over 40
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Church Services
Today.
6:30 every Sunday evening; evening
service. 7: JO. You are cordially In
vited to attend. Theo. P. Nte, pastor.
j Memorial Lutheran,
J Sunday school, U) a. m.; morning
(-service, 11 a. m.; theme for sermon,
'Testimonies Concerning Christ."
Evening service at 7:J0, "Destiny
and Providence." AH services held
'at the Congregational church, corner
i Tenth and .Exchange. Choirs will
assist at both services. A cordial
(welcome to all.
Presbyterian.
Morning worship, 11 o'clocg, "Hit
Star." Sunday school, 12:15; V. P.
iS. C. E., 6:30; evening worship, 7:30,
j"On F.carth, Peace." Miss Reba
Hobsort, choir director. Solo by Mrs.
j Harry Flavel and male chorus at
; night. All are invited. Win S. Gil
' bcrt.
! First Methodist
J The following interesting and im
portant themes will be presented
today; At 11 a. m., "Divine Influ
ence on the Human Soul"; at 7:30,
"The Worth of a Man." The music
at both these services will be led by
large chorus choirs. There will also
Grace.
Holy communion, 8 a. m.; morning
Sprayer, litany and sermon, 11 a. m;
j Sunday school, 12:30; evening pray
er. 7:30.
Norwegian-Danish M. E.
Services at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. ra.;
Sunday school, 10 a. m. Scandinav
ians are cordially invited. O. T.
Field, pastor.
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WITH LITTLE JOHNNY JONES
It is i; .t ;.! ,,., ; ,, ; ,-. .:, .
tuneful Rscl-.-;:e; oi . .r, (hpr'
successful play liv! 'u ;:'.:r.e defends,
for he is :aif! ;, ., ; s;;!::vC(! in
the libretto much .;igina!;ty. "Lit'.l.
Johnny Jorc." is bc.-t described as a
musical melodrnma for it contains a
plot, dramatic action and thrilling
situations, with several dramati:
scenes that the critics have pro
nounced worthy of any lirlst-clas
dramatic production. "Little Johnny
Jones" tells the trials and tribula
tions of an American jockey who
goes to England to win fame and
fortune on the English turf. The
atory is interesting, natural and dra
matic throughout, while each musical
number is raid to be consistent with
the development of the plot. The
..iri; . i-t.lt::. i.i cot c,4 :'-"
j'-jr'n." bc.-t dressed ensc:nbles
:r' the American stage. In all the
;or.'i;.ar; numbers 75 people n- h
one of the largest companies o:i tour
his season. . Much local interest hai
been,, manifested in the engagement
as indicated by the extremely large
demand for seats.
Tne pue Kestaurant.
iiiiifce of hunger can lie damt'l
r'itei at any hour of the day i
liirlit at the Palace Restaurant. Th-.iii-ben
and dining room service art
of the positive best. Private dinint
looms for ladies. One call inspire
regular custom. Try it. Commcrci
slreet, opposite Page br.ilding.
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Low Insurance.
Call at Van Dusen & Co., 119 11th
street, and insure your dwelling and
furniture. The rate is so low that
you can't afford to go without insur
ance. There has recently been quite
a reduction in the rates on dwellings
and their contents. u
be special music. The Epworth
League will b? led by Mr. Warren,
(iii'.rict president, of Portland. At
the mid week service Wednesday
evening a lecture 'will be given on
"lloiv to Study the Bible." A cor
d'al invitatio.i is extended to the
public to attend all these services.
C. C. Rarick, pastor.
Christian Science,
Services in I. O. O. F. building.
Morning sermon, 11 o'clock, "God,
the Preserver of Man." Sunday
school immediately after the sermon.'
First Norw. Ev. Lutheran.
Sunday school, 9:30 a. m., instruc
tion, in both English and Norwegian.
Morning service, 10:45; Bible class,
Holy Innocents Chapel,
Sunday school, 11:15 a. m,; even
ing prayer,. 3:45. '
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