(THE MORNING ASTOKIAN. ASTORIA, OREGON. ,
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1908.
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V Entered a tccond-clasa matter July 30, 1906, a th poatoffict at A
toria, Oregon, under the act of Cong res of March 3, 1879. . ,
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THE.WEATHER-
Oregon, Washington and Idaho
Rain. 1 . ' ' -
THANKS BEI
Astoria his an immense deal to be
thankful for; and so far as one can
determine, she ia duly grateful for
all that is, and has been, hers. No
tably she is glad and thankful for
the magnificent and universal health
that is hers; that she is on the up
grade, commercially, civically, educa
tionally, and generally; that she is
holding her own with her Pacific lis
ters; that she has less idle people
than most of them; that her children
are the sturdiest and handsomest in
the land; that her mills and fisheries
and businesses are still flourishing
and promising; that her future is
well forecasted in the election of
Samuel Elmore to the mayoralty and
a Republican council to the city hall,
and that the "non-partisans' have left
her enough of public credit upon
which to base and build her civic re
demption! BUSINESS, AND THE LAW.
These terms are to constitute the
slogan of the new municipal admin
istration under the leadership of
Samuel Elmore. To these elemental
and essential qualities everything
municipal will be trimmed, closely,
and exactly; nor will they be over
done nor under-done. Economy, and
justice to every man, and taxpayer,
in the city, will be the rule of the
hour; honest retrenchment, and im
partial consideration are to be ap
plied in purely business fashion, just
as they are applied to private affairs
of the epople; no man's business is
to be invaded nor circumscribed nor
interferred with, save as its proprie
tor shall invite especial action; there
will be no wholesale innovations nor
radical re-action, but things will be
brought and held to an actual busi
ness basis for the good of the whole
people. Business principles will be
applied to the biggest and the littlest
phase of the public status, and As
toria will be once put on the level of
sheer equity, rational method, popu
lar interest and general fair-dealing
as business and the law dictate!
R. D. HUME'S DEATH.
The death of R. D. Hume is to
be deplored in everjt section of this
State. He was an all-Oregon man,
and proved it by the wide range of
his interest, knowledge and expres-
AT
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Coming Sunday "Matinee -
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Something funny Come and langh with us
One of the Comedy Acts of the Season.
Miss Francis Gray
in Pictorial Songs
i Admission 10c.
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sion on public affairs, not alone up
on those things which lay nearest his
field of action, but npon all issues of
moment in the State and whereso
ever his wisdom and friendly con
cern could make itself felt. We re-
. gret his passing, for there are far
too few of his sort left in Oregon.
Men with brave candor and honest
aims and hich impulses, at his age
and in such spheres as his, are sore
ly needed in Oregon, to. retrieve her
from the slough of industrial and po
litical distraction to which she has
been brought He was a helpful
man and his agency in the adjust
ment of many deplorable things, will
be gravely missed as time accentu
ates the loss the State has sustained
in his death.
Wilbur Wright's aeroplane in Paris
continues to act like a definite suc
cess. Unless appearances are decep
tive the possibility of human flight
has been clearly demonstrated.
The interesting point about Count
Boni and Prince Helie is to know
how many more titled cousins ex
pect to strike the American matri
monial bonanza before it is ex
hausted. All of the Thanksgiving proclama
tions this year express the gratitude
of the public for the return of pros
perity, overlooking the important
fact that turkeys are high and scarce.
Seattle complains that boys shoot
quail within the corporate limits:
Perhaps the town has emulated Chi
cago in annexing outlying territory
until coon hunts are among the citv
recreations.
The presence of our battleships on
the far side of the Pacific atj this
time is an interesting coincidence
There is no better peace preservative
than to have a sufficient number of
good ships in the right place.
Italian workmen who returned to
their native land since the flurry of
last year, are celebrating the elec
tion of Taft. It is clear they propose
to come back as soon as satisfied
that business conditions are satis
factory. Sick Headache.
This distressing dirtase results
from a a disordered condition of the
stomach, and can be cured by taking
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Get a free sample at Frank
Hart and leading druggists, and try
it
THE
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Crf: La Gnpoe. Asthma,
- " ' -no- ' Const;
T. F. LAUREN OWL DR JG STORE
CLOlJCESTER-
The Gwattst t iihlna Cnte in th
United State. -
Everything mu!!a of tlfli lu OKiuw
ter. It la not an tutor to which miy of
the native otijwt. Nor do visitors
Kurt H It anything of which to com
phJn. for It U the puugout omne of the
wtt. Hie swell of fish fnwhly caught.
GK.uwstor hs nlly never known any
thing else. fr since lt beginning, ap
proaching three centuries ago, It has
alwaj' had fishing fur Its chief Indus
try, and tudny It la the greatest f.stv
lug wnler of tho United Slates and.
according to the belief of many, of the
world.
When a two masted schooner, laden
to the gunwnles with it cargo of fish,
comes Into the wharfa the fish arc cur
ri.i in treat tiilts. Over these aland
ta company of experts, men who have
cleaned hundreds or tnousanus oi nsu
aud who can make tho quick cuts and
do the scraping with Incredible apeed.
Runniug to each tub la a hose, and aft
er the waste has been removed an In
stant uuder the high pressure or wa
ter from the ho, cleans out the fish
completely and makes It aweet aud
reaily for the next step In the opera
tion. Codfish Is dried and salted be
fore belug sent to the market, and the
work ta also done on the wharfa.
flere are ranged hundred of tables
exposed to the bright sunlight The
cleansed fish are plied up In auch a
manner that the warm rays get a moat
admirable chance at inem.
From the open air drying table tfie
fish are shifted to the boxing and pack
ing establishment, which are also lo
cated along the water front, and then
they are made ready to be shipped to
aU parts of the world. - Springfield
Union.
INSOMNIA.
Curious Way ln Which It Affteted
Woman's Imagination.
"I oan't stand this an? longer, doc
tor," said the nervous woman. "If
the patient In the next room to mine.
No. 22, doesn't keep quiet at night 1
mast change my room or leave the
sanitarium altogether."
"What's the troublef asked her
physician.
"She has one of these squeaky old
wooden bedsteads, and every time she
turns over it awakens me. Last night
she did nothing but toss to and fro,
and I didn't get a single wink of
sleep."
Til see to that at once," be assured
her. "A woman In your condition cer
tainly must have absolute quiet at
night 111 have the patient In No. 22
sleep on the roof. The fresh air will
be better for her anyway."
The next morning the nervous wo
man appeared In the continuation
room of the sanitarium In radiant
mood.
"How did yon sleep V asked the doc
tor. "Perfectly," she replied. "I'm so
much obliged to yon. It made a great
difference.''
"I knew It would," he said gravely.
He was telling the truth, because be
knew the power of the Imagination In
disease, especially of the nerves. As
a matter of fact. No. 22 had not been
occupied at night for three weeks. The
patient had been sleeping on the roof
all the time. Exchange.
Got Quite Pleasant.
The m'stres of a hospitable home In
New York recently had to employ a
new second girl whose work she liked,
but whose blunt and forbidding man
ner she liked not at all. She talked to
the girl and urged ber to be pleasant
and agreeable whenever she bad to say
anything to other people, particularly
visitors.
A great surprise for the mistress fol
lowed this admonition. The next day
the girl happened to attend the door,
and she opened it just as her mistress
was passing through the ball. To the
astonishment and bewilderment of the
latter the girl reached out and, catch
ing the caller by the band, actually
dragged her Inside the door, express
ing her pleasure at seeing her, and
then hastened to announce the call to
her mistress. New York Sun.
Canaries of Paris.
The vender of chlekweed In Paris
1 a well known figure.. The sellers
are numerous, and their ery Is one of
the most noteworthy of those that re
sound in the morning In the streets of
the French capital. According to the
Bulletin des Ilalles, there are about a
hundred thousand canaries in the cap
ital, and the dally consumption of
chlekweed Is estimated at $2,000. This
sum looks large, but It allows only 2
cents for each bird. A Paris contem
porary points out that a goodly portion
of land between Suresnes and Cour-
, bevole Is set aside for the cultivation
The Excitement.
"How fast do you usually travel?"
"I don't pay much attention to that,"
answered the motorist. "I get most
of my excitement In watching the ra
pldlty. with which pedestrians move
out of my way." WaHhlngton Star.
, Feminine Nerves,
There are nervous women, there are
bypernervous wou:en. l!ut women to
nervous that the continual rustle of a
silk skirt Jti:i!'.ps them nervona no,
there an no women t; nervou.i jib tlint
-WellliipW.ii Free ?.:mco.
THE ORIGINAL
LAXATIVE
HONEY and TAR
hi the
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ON A PARTY LINE.
Gossip of the Neighborhood at the
Disposal of All,
"OIl Sam. Jolmiur Smith Is threat-
tned with tho unutues, and the Joneses'
nnk U l.nvliur because Mr, Jouea
doesn't give her enough to cat, aud
Emily Brown Is engaged to young
Wheeler, although she has deuled It up
aud down. 1 . "
Johnson imuacd In the act of retuov
tng ul mackintosh, with one arm lu
and ouo out. He held ul dripping um
brella, over the new hull rug, wtwnco
It poured rivulets unheeded.
"What In the name of"-
"AnO," continued Mrs, Johnson
breathlessly, "the Hitchcock have
niorlsatw! their house-I knew they
couldn't' afford the utotuohlto-ml
Mr, rerklus Is going to sue the Whites
for building their buy window out over
his property."' ;
"You don't mean to say you have
been out In this weather gathering all
that gossip!" exclaimed Johnson a he
divested himself of bla uiud laden
overshoes.
"No." .
"Ha any one culled r "
Mrs, Joliuson shook her head, and
the it ream of neighborhood bappou-
tnra which suburbanites love to dis
cos In the bosoms of their families
continued to pour forth from her eager
lip. But till he did not reveal me
anure of her information, and the
new kept Waking out at Intervals
throughout dinner.
"I know." said Johnson at last "You
hare had that by the day seamstreita."
"No, but the man came today ana in
stalled the telephone,"
"Well, buf-
"And It's a party wire, you know, so
all 1 have to do when I'm lonely I to
go and pick up the receiver. I cao
always hear someldy or other un
bosoming herself to her most particu
lar friend at some telephone that's on
the line, you know."-New York Pros.
Untaken and Not Paid For.
Andy McTnvlsu was "no feelln' Julst
weel," so he went to the doctor and
stared bla complaint.
"Whatilo yon drluk?" demanded the
medico.
"Wbusky."
"How niuchr
"Maybe a bottle a day."
"Do you smoker
"Yes."
"How muchr
"Two ounce a day."
"Well, yon give up whisky and to
bacco altogether."
Andy took up his cap and In three
step reached the door.
"Andy," called the doctor, "yon have
not paid for my advice."
"Ah'ra no' takln' It." snapped Andy
as be shut the door behind blm.-Cal
gary (Canada) nerald.
Explained.
"But she sings more than she play.
Why do you speak of her muslo as In
strumental 1 "
"WeTl, It's Instrumental In making
the neighbors move out" Philadel
phia Press.
Applying the Final Test
"Doctor," asked the patient, whose
eye had been undergoing treatment
for a period of gli month or mora, "do
yon think they're all right nowf
"Ye, said the oculist "I think I
can assure you, Mr. Plnchtilckel, that
your eyes are cured. But there la one
more test I should like to apply, See
If you can read that at a distance of
twelve or fourteen inches without
blinking."
Whereupon he laid hi bill before
hlm-hlcago Tribune.
THINGS QUIET.
. PERTH AM BOY, Nov. 26-Therc
was no renewal of yesterday's trou
ble at the National Tile Works to
day and the indication? are that
there is not likely to be any,
What Would You Do?
In case of a burn or scald what
would you do to relieve the pain?
Such injuries are liable to occur in
any family and everyone should bs
prepared for them. ; Chamberlain's
Salve applied on a soft cloth will
relieve the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury is a very severe
one, will cause the ' parts to heal
without leaving a scar. For sale by
Frank Hart and leading druggists.
The Palace Restaurant
An phase of hunger can be daintily
gratified at any hour of the day or
night at the Palace Restaurant, Th
kitchen and dining room Service arr
of the positive best. Private dining
looms for ladies. . One call inspire'
regular custom. Try it. Commerci"'
ktri1 opposite' Prcrr 'building '
; Try our own mixture of coffee the
J. P. B. Fresh fruit and vegetables
Badollet & Co., grocers. Phone Mai'
How to Treat a Sprain,
Sprains, swelling and laiueneas
are promptly relieved by Chamber.
Iain's 1'ain Balm. This liniment re
duces inflammation and soreness so
that a sprain may b cured' in about
one-third the time required by the
usual treatment. For salt by Frank
Hart and leading druggists, ,
CHICKEN TAMALES
EVERY WEDNESDAY AND
SATURDAY EVENING
HOME-MADE, and of the choicest
ingredients; put up under supervis
ion that ' guarantee their perfect
freedom from alt deleterious matter.
MRS. F. WOOLLEY
' 284 Tenth Street
Between Exchange and Franklin.
IT'S A GOOD THING TO REFER
to the refutation of a store before
making any important purchats
therein. Before you buy is the time
to look up the matter. Ask questions.
Find out if the store you intend pa
tronising keeps its pledges. Be sure
that you learn if it sells the qualities
it claims: if it treats ti customers
honestly and fairly, then, if satisfied,
buv there. Do all the asking you
wish about us among your friends,
and that you will result in your com-
tag here regularly.
Come in and see our J125 Kitchen
Range.
Fid l site Hi
"THE BIQ STORE."
AMUSEMENTS.
AstoriaTheatre
F. M. Hanlin, Lessee and Manager
Sunday, Nov. 29
Joe Weber's Big Musical
Girl Play
p up I
With the Germans of quality
Rice and Cody
Merriest of all musical plays,
direct from New York
A host of College boys and
Girls
Prices, $1.50, 1.0O,75c.50c,25c
..Astoria Theatre..
Thurs. and Friday
Evenings
Dec. 3 and 4
The Comic Opera
H.M.S.
PINAJORE
Martin E. Robinson,Director
Benefit of Astoria High
School ;-"'
Sung and Acted
IN COSTUME
H ,;!
50 'Leading faingers of As:
, toria 50 ;
Prices, 25c, 50c and 75c
Seats at box office '
URINARY
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BEUEVISD IN
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Each Cai- S :
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Iron and Brass Founders, land and Marine Engineen.
Up-to-Dat Sawmill Machinaiy Prompt attention given to all repair
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First national Bank of Mria
1 directors
Jacob Kamm W. F. McGregor G.,'C. B,avrl
J. W. Ladd S.S. Gordon .t, r, .,
capital ..... ... . . . . ; .110000
Surplus .......... 25,000
Stockholders' Liability .100,000
ICNTAIIM.HIIKl) IHHtl.
J. Q. X BOWLBY, President J. W. GARNER, Aaalataat Cahlf
O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President FRANK PATTON, Cashier ! S
ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK
CAPITAL AND SURPLUS --.. $232G89
Transacts a Oonanl Banking B stints , Intaraat Paid on Tlroa Dopoa'
Four Per Cent. Per Annum -
Eleventh and Duant 8l Astoria, Oregoa
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OUR MOTTO: "Safety Sopwc.de AS Other Conslderatieav
Sherman Transler Co.
HENRY SHERMAN Maaacwr; .
Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and TraatierredTrarki aai Farairan
Wsgons Pianos Moved, Bond and Snipped
4SJ Commtrclal StrMt . . "' llstn Pm
V THE TRENTON!
First-Class Liquors and: Cigars
oa CommerdjJ Stmt, i,,
Cornar Commercial and 14th.
STEEL
Electrical
Phone Main 3881
J.hn Fe Pre ,J F. I Bishop, Sec -f Astor Saving Traa.
- ' - Nslion Troyr. Vica-Prei: and Supt
ASTORIA IRON WORKS
DESIGNERS AND MANUFACTURERS ...
. V-S OF THE LATEST IMPROVED . ... ,( ; i - '.'
Canning Machinery, .Marine pnginesi and Boilers
COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED.
Correspondence Solicited. , . Foot of Foarth Itmt,
TIDE TABLE FOR NOVEMBER
NOVEMBER, 1903.
High Water. I A. M. I P. M7" Low Water. I A. M. I P. mT"
Pat.. h,ra ft. n.m. tt mti7r "iriaTft TunTTft
SUNDAY" 1 1:60 6.6 4:06 7.6 SUNDAY II. . .7.12:66 ."
Monday..., 2 7:68 6.6 7:34 7.0 Monday 2 1;04 0.6 8:06 S.t
Tuesday 8 8:68 7.8 8:66 7.1 Tuesday 8 2:15 1.0 1:11 1.8
Wednesday ..... 4 0:47 7.0 10:05 7.6 Wednesday ..... 4 8:80 1,6 4:16 1.6
Thursday 610:83 8.3 11:03 7.6 Thursday 6 4:17 1.2 6:06 1.0
Friday...,. 6 11:17 8.6 11:57 8.0,FrlJay 6 S:08 1.8 6:54 0,1
Saturday 711:67 6.8... Saturday ....... 7 6:69 1.6 6:40 -0,4
SUNDAY 8 0:45 8.0 12:85 0.6 SUNDAY ...... 8 6:42 1,8 7:22-0.8
Monday 8 1:82 7.7 1:11 0.6 Mondny . 9 7:22 2.2 8:05 -0.
Tuesday ...10 2:17 7.4 1:47 0.8 Tuesday 10 8:00 2.7 8:46 -0.8
Wednesday .....11 8:03 6.9 1:15 8.9 Wednesday .....11 8:42 8.0 9:27 -0.4
Thursday 12 8:51 6.7 8:05 8.8 Thursday 12 8:25 3.6 10:08 0.0
Friday ..........13 4:42 0.5 8:47 7.7 Friday 13 10:16 8.8 10:63 0.5
Saturday ...... .14 5:31 6.6 4:33 7.1 Saturday 1411:15 4.011:80 1.0
SUNDAY 16 6:24 6.6 6:87 6,6 SUNDAY ......15 12:26 4.0
Monday ..16 7:19 6.7 6:48 6.2 Monday 13 0:28 1.4 1:42 1.8
Tuesday . 17 8:11 7.0 8:04 4,1 Tuesday ...17 1:22 1,7 2:38 $.1
Wednesday, 18 8:65 7.4 9:12 68 Wodnesday ,,....18 2:17 1.0 8:82 2.6
Thursday 19 9:37 7.8 10:10 6.7 Thursday ,.'.'....19 8:12 1.1 4:20 2.0
Friday ,...2010:1 8.8 11:00 6.0 Friday ....20 4:05 2.2 5:02 1.1
Saturday 21 10:69 8.6 11:48 7.2 Saturday ,,...,..21 4:52 2.8 5:42 0.4
SUNDAY ......22 11:84 9.0 SUNDAY 22 5:84 2.6 6:20 -0.1
Monday ,..23 0:83 7.8 12:09 9.2 Monday ...... ...23 8:14 2.7 6:68 -0.7
Tuesday .,..,....24 1:17 7.4 12:46 9.2 Tuosday .24 6:63 2.8 7:87 -1.0
Wednesday 25 2:03 7.4 1:24 9.8 Wednesday .... .25 7:85 8.1 8:18 -1.1
Thursday ....... 26 2:60 7.2 2:05 9,1 (Thursday .......26 B!20 8.8 9:02 -1.0
Friday...., 27 8:88 7.1 2:50 8.8 Friday i 27 9:10 8.6 1:60 -0.7
Saturday 28 4:27 7.0 8:42 8.2 Saturday 2810:08 1.7 10:41 -0.1
SUNDAY 29 6:23 7.1 4:43 7.6 SUNDAY ......29 11:17 1.7 11:38 0.1
Monday 80 6:23 7.8 5:68 T.O Monday 80 12:14 1.4
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NOVEMBER, 1908.