THE MOUNI-a ASTOKLAN. ASTORIA. OREGON.
FRIDAY, NOVEMIIKR 3 I'M.
it Britar -' 2fetorimj.
Established 1873.
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METHODIST CHURCHES OF
, LOWER. COLUMBIA DIS
TRICT PARTICIPATE
Entered as second-class matter July 30, 1906, a the postoffice at As
toria, Oreen under the act of Congress of March S, 1879
All the Methodist churches of the
lower Columbia river district arc to
hold a Sunday school institute in the
Methodist church today, , The pro'
gram is as follows:
rtnttr for the delivermf of Th Morning Astorian to either residence t 2 P. M, "Devotions," Mrs. 1. E
or place of business may be made byposul .card or throush telephone, i Ferguson; 2:15 p. m "How to tin
An TTrrc1arir in delivery should be immediately reported to the office! prove the Quality of the Sundav
' Of publication. ' - ' v ' " I School Miss Elsie Elmore; 2:35
TELEPHONE MAIN 661. jm. "Reports From Home Depart
i nvent Superintendents; 2:50 p. m
... . , , , "Teacher Training." Mr. W. O
. 7 V . 7 , " i Barnes; 3:10 p. m., Reports from
THE. WEATHER
Oregon, Washington and Idaho-Rain.
JUGGLING NOT WANTED.
Cradle Roll Superintendents;
. -jm.,..Sunday School Helps," Rev. R
iliac itvtm HiVVHS atlCIItlV" t f . e iTT. .
. t , , E. Myers: 3:45 p. m 'How to Secure
commensura.e wun tne numoers ana Decision for Christ. MfSL RogerJ
that labor be as amply protected as 1 ... 'r..m "r r ..,.. a.
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The Seawall DUI now oc.orc c ( ... cwtchu "" . .rpura- j p m Que$tion Box . Rey j
people 01 AStOna, according u na . umw, ic guaiui-u " uvu.
Y hen it is remembered that,
the labor in-
own terms and figures, will cost $800,
000, and the subsequent statement by
its little coterie of supporters that
these figures are over-estimated, will
not be believed by the overwhelming
numbers of people who do not want
the seawall, at this time, at any cost.
Rare indeed has it ever been shown
in public improvements of this sort
that anything has been over-estimated
but, on the contrary the universal
exnenence ot men used to mese
affairs is that they are hugely under
estimated. Juggling with figures
will not minimize the cost of this
Structure one poor penny, and the
people will gladly await the exact es
timates of its cost at the hands of
trained, expert, and scientific men,
employed and paid for, gather
than accept the cheap hazard sup
plied by those to whom this is a pet
and particular scheme. ' '
The people are quite willing to
keep on for a few years paving the
approximate cost of maintaining
their -waterfront thoroughfares, at
$7200 per annum, rather than assume
the ruinous burden of a million-
dollar seawall, during the building of
which, ; through long years, they
would have to keep them up, as well
as bear the added cost of the wall;
for the -very just reason that the city
of Astoria is too small a municipality
to enter into such a huge engage
ment, with her present dispropor
tionately large burden of public in
debtedness; and the further excel
lent reason, that the seawall will
bring nothing in its wake to com
pensate for the enormous cost; neith
er shipping, not mills, nor industries
of any sort that may not come to us.
without a seawall.
And again, it is known that the
Port of Astoria bill now pending for
popular disposal, provides for the
ultimate erection of a seawall or any
other great advantage of the kind the
people may see St to demand, and
under its terms, may take up the
measure at any time, and certainly,
tinder more accurate and convincing
conditions that surround the bill
now up.
numerically speaking,
terests of the country are almost ab-
Abbett.
Evening Session.
At 7:30 p. m., "Devotions." J. M
Anderson: "How to Secure the Pest
solutely without representation in ReiB,u th Boys." Rev. A. A,
""jHefct: lecture "The Spirit of Youth,"
..i i ! Rev- J- Abbett.
... , r A cordial invitation is extended to
v T u h 7 , n I" specially to all who
,n both Houses, the complete .justice , . . - . . .
to attend.
of the effort to bring the Govern
ment and this hnge force into more
harmonious and effective relation
cannot but be approved and endors
ed from one end of the country to
the other. - -
The closer the Government' and
its working people get and the bet
ter each understands the other, the
better it will be for the uplift of la
bor and the strengthening of the
Government. It is not essential that
labor be taken under the govern
mental wing altogether to be perted
and pampered and spoiled; but it may
well have a far better status that it
has ever had yet, and this without
any other interest in the nation suf
fering by reason of it President
Roosevelt is the very man to bring
this about if he has the opportunity,
and as he is looking for this, he is
likely to find it, and improve it vastly.
initicted ere the public conscience
denies the vivisector a place in the
toleration of society. London New
Age.
CIVILIZATION.
ROOSEVELT AND LABOR.
The President of the United States
is devoting his energies and interest
to an inquiry into labor conditions of
the country in a fashion that is at
The latest advance in the civiliza
tion of the United States has taken
the form of the authorities at Wash
ington allowing 10 consumptive chil
dren to be inoculated with the germs
of human and bovine" tuberculosis,
for the purpose of discovering wheth
er the original affliction was derived
from human or bovine sources. The
experiment was watched over by a
committee of the International Tu
berculosis Congress. This shocking
incident shows that it is high time
some limit was put upon the activi
ties of these scientific inquiries. The
case against vivisection and experi
mental investigation on animals and
human beings is that it brutalizes
every person who comes in contact
with its methods. Vivisection once
begun and once permitted will never
stop until it reaches its logical con
clusion of wholesale experiment on
human beings. When that point is
reached there will be a public outcry,
and the vivisector will be swept into
oblivion. But we fear that there will,
How to Cnre a Cold.
Be as careful at you may you will oc
casionally take cold, and when you do.
get a medicine of known reliability,
one that has an established reputa
tion and that is certain to effect a
quick cure. Such a medicine is
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It
has gained a world wide reputation
by its remarkable cures of this most
common ailment, and can always be
depended upon. It acts on nature'
plan, relieves the lungs, aids expec
toration, opens the secretions and
aids nature in restoring the system
to a healthy condition. During the
many years in which it has been in
general nse we have yet to learn of
a single case of cold or atuck of the
grip having resulted in pneumonia
when this remedy was used, which
shows conclusively that it u a cer
tain preventive of that dangerous
disease. Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy contains no opium or other nar
cotic and may, be given as confi
dently to a baby as to an adult
For sale by Frank Hart and leading
druggists.
The Muttaian Rmlndd th Pott
th Cm of Quarmrlut.
The musician with a couipawlouit
suitle w&tvuod the wt trluiiutng the
fringe trow his cuflf.
"Afttur all," ho said, "your verse tuny
llvs when Mnrta Cotvltl, Winston
Churchill aud Hull Catne uliuavlf uru
forgotten. Uomomber tut of
Guartwrius."
"Who was hef the pot asked.
"A pauper ami a vlollu maker.
Goarorrtua In th aeveutovath century
made violins that ovwybody thoujjlit
too thick; hence thoy brought only $2
apiece. Musicians would buy them
and have them pntvd dowa.
"Gunmt'rUis Insisted tlmt they were
not too thick. When h heard of one
of his liiMtrumetitn being pn rod down
ho flew into a fr!ltful rns. Uo had
a grouch agnlnst the world beeAUtt It
wouldn't ajrree with him about violin
waking, lie died a pauper becauso
tb world would huvrt none ot his
vtollua. '.. .
"A Gimroerius is now and then to be
pick! up. Usually It la a pnrod In
strument, and It vttlne Is not very
hbih, Out mid an mum red Guarnerlus
and you can get anything you llkt fur
It It Is out of th workl't few per
fect violins.
"But Gunruertus died a pauper. The
Hall Caluea and Winston Churchill of
tht Ttolin world of bla day refused
with sneers to drink with him. Ho,
too, trimmed bis cuffs." Los Angeles
Ttniea,
Faiclnatloii ef an Old Bookit.
"There seems to be a fascluatlou
about an old bookstore that some
persona find It difficult to oTtreom,'
observed the proprietor of ont of this
tstubllshments. "While wt have
large nuuitwr of good patrons, there
art some who dellttht to come In aud
Just pore over old volumes. I have
seen men stand In this store and prac
tically read a book through lu an aft
ernoon. They seem o forget their
surroundings for the time being, and
when they emerge from their abstrac
tion they are apt to observe that they
'have Just been looking over the books'
and ask for some volume that they are
quite sure Is out of print. Yes, sir.
the old bookstore Is a free library In
a way, but It Is an Interesting business
and fairly profitable." Philadelphia
Record. '
COOKS AT PREMIUM.
CHICAGO, Nov. 19. -Ability to
cook well, 75 prr cent; physical
beauty, JO per cent; dress, 5 per cent.
This is the score by which the mod
ern young woman should be judged
regarding her qualification for mar
riage, according to the views ot
Rabbi Felix Aa Levy of Rmamiel
Temple. "The woman who can cook
well invariably makes the best wife,"
ays Rabbi Levy, "Too much atten
tion is paid nowadays to beauty. A
pretty face is a big asset to a wom
an, but it is as 75 is to 20 when
compared to her ahliity to set a first
class mcnl on the table."
AMUSEMENTS.
Faks Rsmnants,
A country storekeeper, a pair of
long, bright shears In hand, calmly
cut a roll of silk Into remnants.
"Women," be explained to his city
toosln, "are remnant mad. There are
women who never buy except at rent'
oant sale. Bucb women will past by
goods In the piece at a quarter a yard
and anap up the same goods In rem
oant lengths at 80 cents.
'So great Is th demand for rem
nants that It is Impossible to keep up
tht legitimate snpply."
The country storekeeper winked.
"Hence," he snld. "my present oew
patlon."-Los Angeles Times.
ICE DOWN SOUTH.
COTTONWOOD, Ala., Nov. 19.
There has been ice here one-eighth
of an inch thick for three mornings
and all tender vegetation both here
and across the line in Florida has
been killed.
How to Treat a Sprain.
Sprains, swellings and lameness
are promptly relieved by Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. This liniment re
duces inflammation and soreness so
that a sprain may be cured in about
one-third the time required by the
usual treatment. For sale by Frank
be much human and animal misery Hart and leading druggists.
Animated Pictures. Illustrated Songs.
An entertainment for the people
First Class, Atausing, Enter tainmg and Educating.
; Special . Featttre Film Starting Friday Night
Arrival of American Fleet
in
Australia
Entire change cf Program Tuesdays. Fridays and Saturdays
Hear Miss Francis Gray Song Illustrator and our Splendid Bakeronian Orchestra
ADMISSION 10c. SEATS FREE.
Sil.nc.d.
"Wasn't that young Mr. Tiff who
left tbe bouse as I c.inie In?" ssked
the Judge of his eldest daughter,
"Yea, papa."
"Did I not Issue an Injunction
against his coming here any moref '
"Yes, papa, but he appealed to a
higher court, and mnmnia reversed
your dwlslon."
Run Down.
Tom Of course the bride looks love
ly, as brides rjwnys do. Nell-Yes, but
the bridegroom doesn't look altogether
fit; seems rather run down. Tom Run
down? Oh, yes, cangbt after a long
chase! rhllndulphlit Press.
Woes of the Amttsur.
Wlfey-rT wncder v by the gras
doesn't come up? Hubby I'm sure I
hi n't tell. You don't suppose you
pluntt'd the weds upside down, do you?
-I.ondon Tlt-IlHs.
Pride went out on horseback and re
turned on font. Italian Provwb.
What Would You Do?
In case of a burn or scald what
would you do to relieve the pain?
Such injuries are liable to occur in
any family and everyone should bs
prepared for - them. Chamberlain's
Salve applied on a soft cloth will
relieve the pain almost instantly, and
unless the injury is a very severe
one, will cause the parts to heal
without leaving a scar. For sale by
Frank Hart and leading druggists.'
Astoria Theatre
One Night Only
Thursday, Nov. 26
Elmer Walter's
KverFopular Comedy Drama
' : A
MILLIONAIRE
TRAMP
The greatest tramp play
ever written.
Once seen never forgotten
Funny Comedians,
Sweet Singers,
and very clever Specialties.
Prices; 25, 50, 75, $1
Fisher Brothers Company
SOLE AGENTS
Marbour and Finlsyion Salmon Twines and Netting
McCormlck Harvesting Machine
Oliver Chilled Houghs
! Sharpies Cream Separator I
Raecollth Flooring Storrttt'i Tooli
Hardware, Groceries, Ship
Chandlery
Tan Dark, Blue Stone, Muriatic Acid,' Welch , Coal, Tar,
Ash Oars, Oak Lumber, Pipe and Fittings, Bran Goods,
Paints, Oils and Glass '
Fishermen's Pure, Manilla Rope, Cotton Twine and Seine Web
F WoWntit Your Trad
FISHER BROS.
H'f- boifD STREET !-i v
CHICKEN TAMALES
. . , ., -,,( .. i
EVERY WEDNESDAY AND
SATURDAY EVENING
HOME-MADE, and of the choicest
ingredients; put np under supervis
ion that f guarantees their perfect
freedom from all deleterious matter.
MRS. F. WOOLLEY
284 Tenth Street
Between Exchange and Franklin.
You want the best money can boy in lood, clothing; ' hornf coonfoVt,'
pleasures, etc., why not in education? .
Mi. a
rortland'i Leading Business toilega ' ! ' ' v''
offers such to you and at no greater cost than inferior school
Owners practical teachers " Mora Calls than we can fill
Teachers actual business men la sesslot tht entire
Fositloni guaranteed graduates Catalogue "A" for tU i Usg
M. WALKER, Pres. O. A. BOSSTR' L Ucy.
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f. v .... T it,--, r. financial. .
First national Bank of Astra
DIRECTORS I
Jacob Kauu W.F. McCrecor ? G. C IaveltI
J. W. Ladd ; S.S,CkRPON ; , .T i
nmfr1 '. ' ilYirVYi r
Surplus 25,000
Stockholders' Liability 100,000
j. Q. A. BOWLDY, President
O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President
J. W. GARNER, Assistant Chier
FRANK PATTON, Cashier ,
ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK
CAPITAt AND SURPLUS
Trsn sects a General Banking Business
S232.C:3
Interest Paid on Tim Depoe ,t
Four Per Cent. Per Annum '
Eleventh and Dtiant Sta. " - Astoria, Oregoa t
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ITS A GOOD THING TO REFER
to the reputation of a store before
making any Important purchases
therein. Before you buy is the time
to look up the matter. Ask questions.
Find out if the store you intend pa
tronizing keeps its pledges. Be sure
that you learn if It sells the qualities
it claims; if it treats ts customers
honestly and fairly, then, if satisfied,
buy there. Do all the asking you
wish about us among your friends,
and that you will result in your com-
fhg here regularly.
Come in and see our $125 Kitchen
Range.
SCANDINAVIAN-A A E Rl CJ A INI
SAVINGS BANK
ASTORIA, OREGON
OUR MOTTO: "Safety Supercede All Other CoaalderatJoa,"
re
"THE BIG STORE."
TIDE TABLE FOR NOVEMBER
NOVEMBER, 1908.
HlKh Water.
Csrtt Biliousness, Sick
Headache, Sour Stom
ach, Torpid Liver and
Chronic Constipation.
-. Pleasant to take
Laxative Fruit Syrup
T. F. LAUREN OWL DR UG STORE.
Cleanses the system
thoroughly and clears
sallow complexions of
pimples and blotches.
It is guaranteed
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