TUESDAY, OCTOCHR 20.
Want Advertisements ToaDay
TWENTY W0RD5 OR' LESS, ONE WEEK FIFTY CENTS
THE MOUNING ASTOIllAN, "ASTOIUA, OIUU.ON.
In our
c
THE MORNING ASTORIAN
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS
Are Read Every Morning by 10,000 People.
The Want Columns of THE MORNING ASTORIAN are con
sulted every morning by hundreds of person in March of real estate
bargains. Articles of sale, lost or found and people looking for em
ployment Rates: Twenty words or loss .three times, 25 cents; sit,
times, 50 cents; one month, $2,00. : ; : v . ',y''
HELP WANTEDMALE.
BOYS WANTED TO CARRY PA
oers. Apply ' Circulation Depart
ment. Astorian Office. SM7-tf
I. Fl. NOWLEN. REAL ESTATE
and Employment Office, 473 Com
m.rrial St., Phone Have fine
list of Astoria and country property.
AH clases of labor furnished.
wanted-ladies;and men
to wear our tailor-made clothes;
perfection in fit and workmanship
guaranteed. Osborne Tailoring Co,
1044m
MESSKNGEk BOYS WANTED -
-Apply Western Unioa. Telegraph
office, .
WANTED A LIMITED NUMBER
of piano pupils . by ; a thoroughly
competent ' teacher from the East
Miss Miriam Bradley. 429 Eleventh
street. '' '
Boys wanted to carry papers. Ap
ply Circulation Department, Astorian
Office. 9-17-tf
HELP WANTED FEMALE.
A WELL EDUCATED ; YOUNG
woman of good family, wants a
position as secretary, companion or
governess; highly capable; first-class
references and a personal interview.
Address Astorian.
A YOUNG LADY. OF EXPER
ience would like some kind of office
work. Address "L,", Astorian.
WANTEDTO RENT. ,
WANTED-THREE OR FOUR
unfurnished rooms;; Apply at once,
The Astoria Banking Savings & Loan
Association. .;;.: 10-10-tf
LOST. AND, FOUND. .
FOUND A SMALL SKIFF BE
tween Fort Stevens and No. 5 Buoy.
Owner can have same by calling at
265 Taylor street. ; " : -
FOR SALE.
NEW $50 GIBSON MANDOLIN;
used only six weeks; will trade for
latest pattern 30-30 6r ' 25-3S rifle.
Address, "L. O." Astorian office. 1
FOTALE-VICfdR ANDOTH-
er phonograph records;. fine collec
tions: cheap. Call mornings, 503 Har
rison avenue. ,,
FOR SALE 1571 ACRES LAND,
section 4, township 5, range 6, on
Nehalem River, two and; one-half
million feet of timber,'35 acres cul
tivated; price $6000. J. F. Nowlen,
473 Commercial street. 10-4-tf
COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.
FOR- SALE-TIMBER. CLAIM, 160
acres; NS. 1-4, S. 24, T 5 N. R. 7
W., Grand Rapids; 3,000,000 feet
green timber; 1,000,000 feet dead tim
ber; price $3000. J. F. Nowlen, 473
Commercial street.
10-4-tf
FOR . SALE AT A BARGAIN -Timber
claim in Clatsop county;
$1800; part cash, balance on time. J.
F. Nowlen, 473 Commercial. 10-15-6t
10 ACRES DIKED TIDE LAND,
below Lewis and Clark bridge;
price, $2500;' come quick. J. F. Now
len, 473 Commercial. ' 10-15-6t
SMITH'S POINT 1 HOTEL, 3
story; cost $2000 to build; 3 lots,
cost $1500; brick foundation; cement
walks all round; yard filled with
fruit and ornamental trees; 5' good
milk cows, 2 heifers; price, $3500;
half cash; half time. '
J., ,F. . NOWLEN, ., .
473 Commercial St Astoria, Or.
CITY REAL ESTATE.
FOR SALE-BUSINESS BLOCK;
the Waldorf, Kinney and Gribler,
corner Eigth and Astor, two lots,
100x110; house 100x110, 40 rooms'up
stairs; 1 hall 40x100. J. F. Nowlen,
473 Commercial. 10-4-tf
FOR SALE-ONE LOT, SALOON
on Astor street; cozy corner; sa
loon fixtures; 7 furnished rooms;
price, $8500. ' J. F. Nowlen, 473
Commerrcial. ' "- 10-4-tf
PHOTOGRAPHERS
A PHOTO MAKES A FINE XMAS
present. When you think of photos,
think of Carter's Studio, Hager Thea
tre building. - ''tun
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.
FOR SALE OR TRADE DeLeavel
Separator No. 2; practically new.
J, W. Wallingford, Warrenton. ll-12t
FOR SALE-12 DAIRY COWS. In
' quire at Glen wood Station, Of post
office, address Warrenton,, Herbert
c Poole. ; 9-17-tf
LOOSE LEAF LEDGERS-ALL
kiads made by The J. S- PHingcr
Compt&y.
MAGAZINE BINDING OF ALL
kinds" done at the Astorian Office.
RESTAURANTS.
DO YOU LIKE HOME COOK-
ing? ' If so, try the Golden Gate
Restaurant, 112 Eleventh street,
Phone M. 2791. We make a specialty
of preparing' suppers for lodge ban
quets or private parties, and also
send out meals. 10-4-tf
U. S. RESTAURANT, 434 BOND
street. Coffee with pie or cake, 10
cents; first-class meals, 15 cents.
TOKIO RESTAURANT, 351 Bond
street, opposite Ross, Higgins &
Co.; coffee with pie or cake, 10 cents;
first-class, meals; Tegular meals (15
cents and up. r.-- :yt v-
'".;,. Oysters..'
Bay , Center Oyster House, 420
Bond street. Oysters wholesale and
retail. George Saunders, Prop. 9-27-tf
WANTED MISCELLANEOUS.
WANTED -WE PAY HIGHEST
cash price for second-hand and new
furniture; see us before you sell.
Zapf Furniture & Hdw. Co. 10-9-26t
WANTED TO JBUY. A HORSE;
weight about 1250 pounds; not over
8 years old;, most be good driver and
gentle also city, broke.,:, Address As
torian office.;;!; i-.i .. 6-9-tf.
FOR RENT-HOUSES. ....
FOR RENT-DWELLING,' SEV-
en rooms ; modern ' conveniences ;
Franlin avenue between 16th and
17th streets. Van Duseh & Co., 119
11th street ''"'' ' ' 10-10-tf
A SUITE OF ROOMS SUITABLE
for two . or three young men; or
light housekeeping, with bath. 677
Exchange., , . ;? , u
FOR SALE MACHINERY.
ELECTRIC MOTORS FOr'sALE
direct current, 500 volts; one al
most new Fairbanks-Morse 6 h. p.
slow speed; one T. H. 2 h. p.; one
General Electric 1 h. p.; one 30-light
DYERS AND CLEANERS.
PARISIAN STEAM " CLEANING
& Dye Works; goods called for
and delivered; ladies' work a spec
ialty., 75 .Ninth street, Phone Black
2185. ;- - ; - 10-ll-26t
(;, HOUSE MOVERS.
FREDRICKSON BROS. We make
' a specialty ot house; moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
prompt attention to all orders. Cor
ner Tenth and Duane streets. -
instruction.
I BEG TO ANNOUNCE THAT I
have opened a class in shorthand
and typewriting. Those interested
kindly call. Lenora Benoit, 477 Com
mercial.. ,.. if . '-" , ; , 10 ?-tt
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION. .
Notice is. hereby given that the
State Land Board of the State of Ore
gon, will sell to the highest bidder,
at its office in the Capitol Building
at Salem, Oregon, on November 27th,
1908, at 2 o'clock P. M. of said day,
all the State's; interest in the tide and
overflow lands hereinafter described,
giving, however, to the owner or
owners .of any lands abutting or
fronting on such tide and overflow
lands, the preference right to pur
chase said tide and overflow lands at
the highest price offered, provided
such offer is made in good faith;
and also provided that the land
will not be sold- nor any offer ac
cepted for less than $5.00 per acre,
the Board reserving the right to
reject and and all bids. Said lands
are situated in Clatsop County,, Ore
go and described as follows:
Tide lands fronting or , abutting
upon a portion of the N. A. Eberman
D. L. C, on the right bank of Skipa
non Creek in S. E. 1-4 of Section 21,
T. 8 N. R. 10 W. of W. M, beginning
at the M. C. between sections 21 and
28, T. 8 N. R. 10 W, S, S9 deg. 53
min. W. 13.19 ch. from the comer to
Sections 21, 22, 27 and 2$: thence
down right bank of Skipanon Creek
N. 45 deg. 56 min. W.; 251.4 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 15 deg. 38 min. W. 201.6 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 29 deg. 38 min. W.; 345.7 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 23 deg. 33 min. W.; 205.2 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 27 deg. 9 min. W.; 343.8 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 10 deg. 30 min. W. 183.4 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 20 deg. 45 min. E.; 131.2 fet,
along high tide line.
N. 47 deg. 39 min. E.; 2S8.8 feet,
along high tide line, .
N. 2St 4eg. 6 min. E. 140.3 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 8 deg. 22 min. E.; 138.0 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 22 deg. 30 min. E.; 86.2 feet,
along high tide line. i
A NM 64 deg. 4 min. E.; 140.0 feet,
along high tide line.
S. 44 deg. 37 min. E.; 226.0 feet,
along high tide line.
N. 80 deg. 51 mia E.; 215.3 feet,
along high tide line.
North 160.0 feet, to low- tide line
of-creek.- -- '-t--',
N. 88 deg. 3 min: W.; 371.4 feet,
along low-tidtf line up creek.
S. 61 deg. 13 min. W.; 94.0feet,
along low-tide; line up creek.
S. .42 deg. 34 min. W.; 63.8 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 28 deg. 4 min. W.; 17.0 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 30 deg. 44 min.; W.; 45.2 fet,
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 13 deg. 36 rain. W.; 41.8 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.,
S. 17 deg. 08 min. W.; 142.9 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 39 deg., 27, min. W.;, 164.5 feet.
along low-tide line up creek.
5, 55 deg. 53 mm. W.: 239.8 feet
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 11 deg. 16 min. W.; 186.4 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.. ,
S. 20 deg. 46 min. E.j 12.9 feet,
along low-tide line up creek.
S. 27 deg. E.; 343.3 feet along low
tide line up creek.
S. 29 deg. 41 min. E.; 268.9 feet,
along low tide line up creek.
. S 20 deg. 06 min. E.; 320.0 feet,
along low tide line up creek.
S. 29 deg. 10 min. E.; 222.3 feet
along low tide line up creek.
S. 35 deg.1 4S min. E.; 214.2 feet
along low tide line up creek.:
; S, S9 deg. 10 min. E.; 72.5 feet, to
point of beginning. . ,
Containing 3.26 acres of tide land.
J'' Applications and bids should be
addressed to G. G. Brown( ! Clerk
State Land Board, Salem, Oregon,
and marked "Application and bid to
purchase, tide lands" , .
G." G. BROWN,
Clerk State Land Board.
Dated this September 26th,' 1908.
v NOTICE.' vi
Notice ia hereby given that the reg
istration books of the city of Astoria
for the primary nominating election
to be held in said citv Monday, the
9th day of Nov. 1908, will be opened
at the office of the Auditor and Police
Judge in the City Hall, on Tuesday,
the 2Utn day of Uctober, 1VU8, and
will be closed for said primary elec
tion on 'the 5th day of November
1908, at the hour of 4 o'clock, p. m.
said registration books will be again
opened on Saturday the 14th day of
November 1VU, for the general elec
tion to be held in this city on Wed
nesday the 9th day of December 1908.
and will be closed on Friday the 4th
day of December 1908, at the hour of
4 o'clock, p.'m.' All persons must reg
ister in order to be entitled to vote.
OLOF ANDERSON,
, Auditor and Police Judge
of the Cit of Astoria, Oregon.
Dated at Astoria, Oregon, October
10th, M ; lOt
PROFESSIONAL CARDi.
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
GUSTAF A. ' HEMPLE
Attorney-afLaw
Suite 9-10 Odd Fellows' Building
Tenth and Commercial Streets
CHARLES' ABERCROMBIE, AT-
torney at Law, City Attorney.
Offices: City Hall.
JOHN C. McCUE, ATTORNEY AT
Law, Page Building, Suite 4.
HOWARD M. BROWNELL, AT-
torney at Law, Deputy , District
Attorney. 420 Commercial Street.
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C. HICKS, OSTEO-
path. Office: Mansell Bldg., Phone
Black 2065. 573 Commercial Street
DENTISTS
DR. F. VAUGHAN. DENTIST.
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon.
DR. W. C. LOGAN, DENTIST,
Commercial Street, Shanahan Bldg.
The Morni:n Astonan contains all
the local news; full Associated Press
reports. Delivered by carrier, 65 cent
per month. Covers the entire lower
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
ELECTION NOTICE. '
Notice is hereby given that on the
9th day of November, 1908, primary
nominating election , for the city of
Astoria will be held, at which the fol
lowing named Officers will be nomi
nated, and that on the 9th day of De
cember 1908, a general election for
the city of Astoria will ba held, at
which election the following named
uliicers will be elected towit:-
One May-r of said city for the
term of two years from the first .Mon
day la January 1W9, "
One Treasurer of said city for the
term oi two years irom. ine nrsi won
day in January 1909. ...... : ,
One Auditor and Police Judge of
said city for the term of two years
from the first Monday ; tit January
One Attorney of said city for" the
term of two years from the hrtt Mon
day in January w.
One Superintendent of Streets of
said city, for the term of two years
from the first; Monda in January
1909, . . v'v.V -
One City Surveyor t.( said city for
the term of two year from the first
Monday in January 1&09. ; r
One councilman at large of said
city for the term of two years from
the first Monday in January 1909,
One Councilman for the first ward
for the term of four years from the
first Monday in January 1909. .
One Councilman for the first ward
for the term of two years from the
first Monday in January 1909.
:One Councilman for the second
ward for the term of four years from
the first Monday in January 1909.
One Councilman for the second
ward for the term of two years from
the first Monday in January 190P.
On Councilman for the third ward
for the term of four years from Uw
first Monday In January 1909.
One Councilman for the third ward
for the term of two years from the
first Monday in January 1909.
One councilman for the fourth wasd
for the term of four years from the
first Monday in January 1909. s
One Councilman for the fourth ward
for the term of two years from the
first Monday in January 1909.
One Police Commissioner of the
city for the term of six years from
the first Monday in January 1909,
One water commissioner at large
of said city for the terra of eight years
from the - first" Monday in January
1909. ..r,-,vv.. ;v? .,
One water commissioner for the
first ward for the term of eight years
from the first ; Monday in January
1909. ;-'f . -.:i,''iti
.One water commissioner for the
first ward for the term of four years
from the first Monday in January
t909(,,S:,,,,: ,, t
: One water commissioner for the
second ward for, the terra of. eight
years from the first Monday in Janu
ary 1909.
One water commissioner , for the
second ward for the term of four
years from the first Monday in Janu
ary 1909.
One water commissioner for the
third ward for the term of eight years
from the first Monday in January
1909. ... ,,r V . ,
One water commissioner ' for the
third ward' for the term of four years
from the' first Monday in January
1909.',., - ..
, One water commissioner for the
fourth ward for the term of eight
years from the first Monday in Jan
uary 1909. ir - - , .
, One water commissioner for ths
fourth ward for the term o four
years from the' first Monday in Jan
uary, 1909. ' ;
That the. polls for said primary
nominating election shall be opened
at the hour- of 12 o'clock, noon, on
the 9th day of November, 1908, and
remain open until the hour of 7
o'clock, p. m. that day, at which time
they shall be closed.
And that the polls tor said general
election' shall be opened at the houi
of 9 o'clock, a. m. on the 9th day or
December 1908, , and shall rema.n
open until the hour of 6 o'clock p
m. that day, at which time Jhey shall
be closed.
That the following described regis
tration and polling precincts, and vo
ting places therein are hereby estab
lished, and the following named per
sons are hereby appointed as judges
and clerks of said polling places and
for said Primary Nominating and
general election, to-wit:
Registration and Polling Precinct
Number 1, shall include all that por
tion of the City of Astoria lying West
of the center line of 2nd street if, ex
tended. North and South a sufficient
distance to intersect the North and
South Boundary lines of said City.
The polling place for said, precinct
shall be Suomi Hall, and the Judges
Chas. Wilson, and the clerks shall be
of election for said precinct shall be
Karl Knobloch, Leander Lebeck, and
Frank Norberg and Walter Kallunki.
t Registration and Polling Precinct
Number 2, shall include all that por
tion of the city of Astoria lying be
tween the East line of Precinct Num
ber 1, and the center line of 5th street
if extended a sufficient distance North
and South to intersect the North and
South boundary line of said city, and
the polling place for . said Precinct
shall be Engine House Number 1, at
the corner of 4th and Astor streets
and the Judges rf Ele ,tion for said
polling place shall be P. J. Goodman,
C. C. Utzinger, and Isaac' Bergman,
and the Clerks shall be Paul Badol
let, and F. J.- Carney. ,
Registration and Polling Precinct
number 3, shall include all that por
tion of the city of Asotria lying be
tween the East line of Precinct num
ber 2, and the center line of 8th street
if extended a sulhcient distance North
and South to intersect the North and
South boundary line of said city, and
the polling place for said precinct
shall be The Basement in the County
Court House, and the Judges of elec-
tion for said polling place shall be J.
V. Burns, F. L. Evans, and C- R.
Migijins, and the Clerks shall be Ceo.
H. Ohler snd A. J. C Schroeder.
Registration and Polling Krecinct
Number 4, shall include all that por
tion of the city of Astoria lying be
tween the East line of Precinct num.
. i . ...m, I m r( 14fh
OCT O) Hiiu mio v. .... ,
street if Ttxtended s sufficient distance ,
North and South to intersect the
North and South boundary line of
said city, and the polling place for
said precinct shall be the hall in the
A. O. U. W, Building and the Jude
of election fop said polling pucsinau
be C. G. Palmberg. C...C. C Rosen-(
berg, and C. W. Vlp. & JS?i
Clerks shall be J. T. Wallace and T.
ReS'tion and Polling Precinct
Number 5, shall inciuiic an tnat por
tion of the city of Astoria lying be
tween the East line of Precinct num-
t I .1.. I!... f tt.A'
street if extended a sufficient distance
North and South to intersect the i
North and South boundary line of
ilfein ".'shall EeUiTfiePIAs!toriI
Hotel, and. the Judges of election for j
said Precinct shall be V. E..I
Schimpff, A. D. Garner and A. Seller
nackau, and the Clerks shall be C. J.
Trenchard and G. Ziegler.
Registration and Polling Precinct
Number 6, shall include all that por
tion of the city of Astoria lying be
tween the East line of" Precinct num-
hir $ anil tin. r-fnt.r lin of 35th atreet
if extended a sufficient distance North
and South to intersect the North and
South boundary line of said city, and
the polling nlace for said Precinct
shall be Engine House number 3, and
the Judges of election for said Pre
cinct shall be Harry Jones, Al. Lcin
enwebcr, and L. Larsen. and the
Clerks shall be Thomas Davis and E.
Haukc.
Registration and Polling Precinct
Number 7, shall include all that nor
tion of the city of Astoria lying East
of the East boundary line of Precinct
number 6, and the polling place for
said i'recmct shall be the Mesi
House at McGregor's Mi!!, and the
Judges of Election for said Precinct
shall be L. Agren, Axel Finney, and
John Enberp, and the Clerks shall be
W. P. O'Brien, and Ole B, Qlesen.
The Judge hrst mentioned shall be
the Chairman of the Judges of the
polling place for which he is mention.
ad.
Each elector of the city shall vote
only within the precinct in which he
is registered. r
OLOF ANDERSON,
Auditor and Police Judge
' of the City of Astoria, Oregon.
Dated at Astoria, Oregon, October
10th 191)8, . , 3 lOt
LAUNDRIES.
WE WASH
Everything but the Baby and return
everything but the dirt. "
TROY LAUNDRY
,. Ttntlx and Dnane ' I
hone Main 1901 '
MISCELLANEOUS.
Plate Racks, Wall pockets,
Music Racks, Clock Shelves
L Justin See us
! HilUebrand, & Gor
Old Bee Hive Bldg! J
I
KM
JAPANESE
GOODS
Fancy Tea Sets and Fine
China Ware of all kinds..'
Bamboo Furniture made
right here and warranted.
UNDERTAKE.
i J.A, GILI1AUGU & CO., .
Undertakers aM Enibalmers.
Experienced Lady Assistant
- When Desired.
Callw Promptly Attended Day
-": ''Or Nlffht. .
Tiittoii l'thand DiianeStN
ASTOItTA, OUK.OON
Phone Wain ail I. , , , , . ,
; . y'-i . . it'. i 'i.
nn3tWES9 DTRECTOEY.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Smith's Special
EXPRESS AND BAGGAGE
Leave Orders at Star Cigar Store,
Phone Black 2383
.:acs. mono itcu s ,
Jtand Corner 11th an Commercial
TEANSPOTATION.
Tha
II
PASSENGERS
FREIGHT
Steamer Lurlins
Night Cott for POftUnd and
Way L&&(iiB3.
AitorU dally sxctpt Sunday
' - at 7 p. m. '
. , ,
Ported Dy Ecep Bund,,
at 7 t. m.
'
Quick Servics Excellent Meals
Good Btrtht
Landing Astoria FlaVtl Wharf
Landing Portland Foot Taylor St
i ; J. J. DAY, Agent
Phona Main 276 - - -
MEDICAL
Unprecedented
Successes of
u, t gee n
TBI CSIAT
CHIRESX DOCTCa
: ef, who i ,k'r
? v- d-4 throughout
nown
a h n ii t III
'"t "1 United State on
' 1 . L!
Ma p atiuuiii ui ins wui-
derful cures., No poisons or drugs
used. He guarantees to cure catarrh,
asthma, lung and throat trouble,
rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
liver arid kidney, female complaints,
and all chronic diseases. ,s s ;
succEssnn ; boki tsiatkxitt.
If you cannot call write for lymp
toms blank and circular, inclosing 4
cents in stamps, , . .
ths c cex wo Mbioini CO,
162 First St:, Corner Morrison
PORTLAND, OREGON
Please' mention the Astorian.
A SHREWD LAWYER."
Tha Way Jeremiah Mason Floored an
Important Wltnota,
Jeremiah Maaou, a celebrated Amerl
can lawyer, poaeeaacd.to a marked de
gree tha instinct for finding the weak
point 1
no was once cross examining a wit
nesa who nd prevluualy tostltled to
having heard Maaon'a client maka a
certain atatement, and an Important
was thla atatement that the adversa
ry's case was baso'd on It alone.
Several questions were asked by Ma
son, all of which tho witness answered
with more or less heoltatlon. Thou ba
won, anked to repeat once mora tha
atatement he bad heard made. With
out hesitation he gave It word for
word as he had glvon It In the direct
exuiDlUH'.loii. A third time Musou led
tho wltncaa round to this atatement
and again It wna repeated verbatim.
Then, without warning, be walked to
the wttne stand nnd. pointing straight
at the witness, an Id In a perfectly un-'
ImpasHloued voice, "Let's see that pa
per you have In your waistcoat pocket"
Taken completely by surprlHe. the
witness mechnnleally took a paper from
tho poolMJt Indicated pud handed It to
tho lawyer.
.There wnl Vrofound silence In tha
courtroom ns tho lawyer slowly read In '
a cold, calm voice the exact words of
tho witness In regard to tho statement
and' called attention to the fact that
they were In the handwriting of coun
sel on the other side. He then gathered ,
np his papers with great deliberation,
remarked that there seemed to me no1;
further need for his .services and do
parted from the courtroom. , !
Mason was asked how' be knew that
the paper was in the witness' pocket t ,
' "Well," explained Mason, "it Beemed
to me that he gave that part of his tes
timony more as if he'd learned It ihnn ;
as if he had heard it Then, too, I no
ticed that at each repetition of his tes.
timony he put his hand to bis waist
coat pocket ond then .let It fall again
when he got tkrougb.-Cklcago Record
Herald. . .
Baffling Old Age.
We have It on excellent authority
that' lii ,n; .hundred years time people",
will only 'sillier from old nge Just as
we do uow' from bronchitis or tonslll-'
tls or some other preventable disease.'
"I haven't seen you lately," our grand-.'
sons will, be saying to a man nt the
Twenty.flrst Century club, to which
ha will make reply, "Been seedy, had
a. nasty attack Jpf, old age and have
Just come, back from a little aeropiane.
trip to shake It off."-London World. .
V Morning Astorian, 60 cents per month
,cent8
carrier.
per month, delivered by
' ' ' '