THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 12 .6 EXPLOSIVES. Dangereui Substances That Art r. Almost Constant U. ' Among the many things lu almost constant use are some that ure more 01 lees dangerous from their explosive properties, properties often entirely unknown to their users. For examples, chloride of potash lorences If accidentally brought In contact with an unllghtcd phosphorou match are dangerous. Bicarbonate of potash If mixed with subnltrato of bis uiuth, the latter a remedy for Indlges tlon, will explode. Iodide of nitrogen Is highly explo aire and la often combined with other drags. Its use by those Ignorant of It danger Is a menace. Sal Tolatile and chloral hydrate are, tinder certain conditions, as dangerous as dynamite. Tincture of Iron and dilute aqua regln when mixed, as they often are In toed Iclne, throw off a highly explosive gas. which has frequently shattered the hot tie In which the mixture was kept. One often Dads bottles of medicine In which the cork has not been tightly pushed minus the latter or has bad a cork pop out of a bottle while held in one's hands without any attempt to re move It on the part of the holder. This always shows that gas Is forcing the cork out Danger In combs. Every now and then one reads of cel luloid articles, from fancy hair coiffure combs down, catching fire and serious burns or accidents resulting. , It would seem that every one should by this time know that celluloid con tains In Its composition gun cotton and also camphor, both highly Inflammable. No woman wearing celluloid combs or hair ornaments should place1 her head near an uncovered gas Jet or other un protected light, as celluloid catches flre so quickly and burns so rapidly that It would hardly be possible to avoid seri ous burns. St. Louis Republic. TRAVELERS ABROAD. A Document That Should Ba Carried In One's Pocketbook. Replying to an inquiry about the dis position of the body of an American dying In Loudon, our consul general offers some advice to citizens of this country traveling abroad. He says: "If a citizen of the United States be traveling abroad unaccompanied it would be well for him to carry In his satchel or pocketbook written Instruc tions as to what be desires should be done In the event of anything happen ing to him. The envelope containing such instructions should be headed. 'Instructions in the event of my death.' Inclosed be should give bis home ad dress or the address of a friend in the United States, so that communication Could be made, or the address of any friend or business connection on this side could be mentioned with the same object and for the purpose of obtain ing necessary funds. I have been In formed on credible authority that a person has no legal right to control the disposition of his remains, although I have no doubt relatives or friends would respect the wishes of the de ceased. In the event of the death in this country of a person domiciled in the United States at any of the hotels an undertaker Is at once called in and the remains removed therefrom, pro vided always the deceased has had proper medical attendance and that the doctor attending gives a certificate of death. If the death Is sudden, the cor oner of the district is at once notified and an inquest Is held, the body in the meantime being removed to a public mortuary pending result of the in quest. If the verdict of death from natural causes be rendered, the coro ner signs an order and gives it to the representative of the deceased, who in structs the undertaker what to do. The transportation of the remains is In the hands of the friends or the rep resentative of the deceased and is not controlled by any local or government authority." In Another Voice. r As the pastor of the Zion's Hill church looked down at his parishion ers, to whom be had teen giving thirty-five minutes of sound doctrine, his face took on a less benignant expres sion. "Bredreu an' sisters," he said. "I want to warn you against one fiug. an' dat is t'hikln' ebery man dat don't hab jes' de same views you got is a no 'count religionist. "I don't want to hear so much tail; about 'wolves in sheep's clothing' ' as 1 bene hearin'. Vou don' want to settle it In yo' minds dat a man's a wolf in sheep's clothin' jes' because be don' Wat exactly like you do." Youth's Companion. f Gout the Foe of Consumption. Sir Dyce Duckworth In his address to the faculty of medicine said that many persons were constitutionally predisposed to rheumatism and gout, but an important characteristic in such ease3 was the antagonism of the tis sues to the bacilli of tuberculosis. The more rheumatic or gouty a person was the less pronounced was his tend ency to consumption. London Post. j Relic of the Past. "So, woman, you treasure another man's photograph?" "Don't be foolish. Henry. This is a portrait of yourself when you had hair." Louisville Courier-Journal. . Powerful Explosives. "What are the most powerful explo slves known?" queried the young man. "Two prima donnas In one opera company," replied the ex-theatrical manager. Chicago News. ANIMAL LEGENDS. Ta Buxa of the Mosquito and thi ' Swallow's Forked Tail. Iu Palestine whore several religions exist side by side, legends have crossod and intermingled in such a way as to make a distinct folklore. A eolleetlou of stories from "Folklore In the Holy Land," by the Hew J. E. Ha na tier, contains many Bible legends In now forms and with humorous addlttous. Que explains how the mosquito came to bust and why the swallow's tali Is forked. After the fall of man the serpeut missed the reward which the evil one had promised him namely, the sweet est food hi the world. An angel was appointed to asslgu to every creature his food and dwelling place. The ser pent asked for human flesh. But Adam protested and pointed out Bhrewdly that as nobody had ever tasted human flesh it was Impossible to maintain that It was the most luscious of food. Ihus he gained a year's respite for the race. Meanwhile the mosquito was sent round the world with Instructions to taste and report upon the blood of ev ery living creature. At the end of twelve months it was to report in open court the result of Its researches. Xow, Adam had a friend in that sa cred bird the swallow, which annually makes a pilgrimage to Mecca and all holy places. This bird shadowed the mosquito all the twelve mouths until the day of the decision. Then as the Insect was on its way to the court the swallow met it openly and asked what flesh and blood it had found sweetest. "Man's,'' replied the mosquito. "What?" asked the swallow. 'Tlease say It again, for I am rather deaf." On this the mosquito opened its mouth wide to shout, and the swallow darted in its bill and plucked out the Insect's tongue, v They tueu proceeded to the court, where all living creatures were assem bled to hear the decision. On being asked the outcome of Us investigation the mosquito, which could now only buzz, was unable to make itself under, stood, and the swallow, pretending to be its spokesman, declared that the Insect had said that it had found the blood of the frog the most delicious. Sentence was therefore given that frogs, not men, should be the serpent's food. In its rage and disappointment the serpent darted forward to destroy the swallow. But the bird was too aulck: the serpent succeeded only In biting some feathers out of the middle of the swallow's tail This is 'why swallows have forked talis. EASY PHYSICAL CULTURE. How One May Promote Good Health Without Expense. First of all, there is the sensible use of the odd moments of the day. For example, I must go out to my work in the city; I must get up from my chair after or at intervals during my work; I must go upstairs. Here are the oppor tunities: During the wash I can rub myself well all over my skin. Having used the warm water and soap ami" warm water again, I can dip my hands In cold water and then give my skin a capital friction with the palms of my hands. This will afford excellent ex-1 erclse for the arms and shoulders and, J when I stoop, for the trunk muscles. It will clean me, will help to harden and invigorate me and will make my bands and my whole body glow de lightfully. It will need scarcely any extra time. When I go out Into the street, and indeed whenever I go out, I can take two extra deep and full breaths of fresh air in through the nostrils. And I can repeat this wonderfully healthy practice whenever I wait at a crossing, whenever I wait at all, and Just before I go Into any building from the street, and also before any important work or interview, and, of course, the first thing in the morning and the last thing at night Here there is not one mo ment of extra time demanded, but there is so much effective but easy physical culture that at the end of a year the improvement in the breathing capacity, the endurance, the vigor, the complexion and even In the control of the temper may be almost beyond be lief. And, best of all, the automatic habit of fuller and more rhythmical inhalations may be firmly fixed. Eus tace Miles In Metropolitan Magazine. The Dear Old Days. Touched by his sad story, a Harris burg woman recently furnished a meal to a melancholy looking hobo who bad applied therefor at the back door. "Why do you stick out the middle finger of jour left hand bo straight while you are eating?" asked the com passionate woman. "Was it ever bro ken?" "No, mum," answered the hobo, with a snuffle. "But during my halcyon day8 I wore a diamond ring on that finger, and old habits are hai-d to break, mum." Harper's Weekly. The Candidate's Course. "When a candidate thinks he's right he must stick to his belief." "But supposing all his constituents think differently?" "In that case lo must show bis true greatness by casting aside all personal bias and emphatically assuming that a majority cannot be wrong." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Everybody Pleased. Deacon Are you willing to go? Un popular Citizen (dylng)-Oh, yes; I am. Deacon Well, I'm glad you are, for that makes Jt unanimous. Judge, NOTICE OF PUBLICATION, Nottce is hereby given that the State Land Board of the State of Oregon will sell to the hlahcst bidder, at its office in the Capitol Building, at Salem, Oregon, on the 1st day of September, 19tkS, at 2 o'clock p. in. of said day, all the State's interest in the tide and overflow lands hereinafter described, giving, however, to the owner or owners of any land abut ting or fronting on such tide and overflow lands, the preference right to purchase said tide and overflow lands at the highest price offered, pro vided such oiheer is made in good faith; and also provided that the land will not be sold nor any offer therefor accepted (or less than $5.00 per acre, the Board reserving the right to re jeet any and all bids. Said lands are situated in Clatsop County, Oregon, and described as follows: Being an accretion outside the on inal meander lines of section 29. T. 9 N., R. 6 W. of the Willamette Mertd ian, situated in Clatsop County, State of Oregon, beginning at a point on section line between sections 29 and 30, 1497 feel N. 1 deg. 04 min. E. of quarter corner between said sections 29 and 30. Course. N. 88 deg, 33 min. E.; di tance, 1410 feet; description, follow ing low water line of slough. Course. S. 88 deg. 22 min. E.; dis tance, SS0 feet; description, following low water line of slough. Course, S. 85 deg. 00 min. E.; dis tance, 1485 feet; description, follow ing low water line of slough. Course, S. 71 deg. 57 min. IS.; dis tance, 420 feet; description, following low water line of slough. Course, S. 58 deg. 39 min. E.; dis tance, 350 feet; description, following low water line of slough. Course, S. 49 deg. 10 min. E.; dis tance, 13tS6 feet; description, to the meander corner between sections 28 and 29, said corner being 174.24 feet north of quarter corner between said sections. Course, S. 46 deg. 00 min. W.; dis tance, 764 feet f description, following the United States meanders. Course, S. 23 deg. 00 min. W.; dis tance, 132 feet; description, following the United States meanders. Course, S. 61 deg. 30 min. W.; dis tance, 330 feet; description, following the United States meanders. Course, S. 76 deg. 30 min. W.; dis tance, 297 feet; description, Follow ing the United States meanders. Course, W.; distance, 99 feet; de scription, following the United States meanders. Course, X. 43 deg. 30 min. W.; dis tance, 1353 feet; description, follow ing the United States meanders. Course, N. 7a deg. 14 min. W.; dis tance, 911 feet; description, following low water line. Course, N. 83 deg. 07 min. W.; dis tance, 1240 feet; description, follow ing low water line. Course, S. 78 deg. 42 min. W.; dis tance, 905 feet; description, to section line between sections 29 and 30. Course, N. 1 deg. 04 min. E.; dis tance, 1015 feet; description, follow ing sectional line to place of begin, nine containing 144.4 acres. Also in section 30, beginning at the same initial point: Course, S. 73 deg. 30 min. W.; dis tance, 1425 feet; description, follow ing low water line. Course, S. 89 deg. 50 min. W.; dis tance, 440 feet; description, following low water line. Course, S. 54 deg. 12 min. W.; dis tance, 680 feet; description, following low water line. Course, N. 89 deg. 24 min. E.; dis tance, 1151 feet; description, follow ing low water line. Course, S. 79 deg. 20 min. lv; dis tance, 1210 feet; description, to sec tion line. ' Course, N. 1 deg. 04 min. E.; dis tance, 1015 feet; description, follow ing line between sections 29 and 30 to the point of beginning, containing 25.0 acres. Applications and bids should be ad dressed to G. G. Brown, Clerk State Land Board, Salem, Oregon, and marked "Application and bid to pur chase tide lands. G. G. BROWN, Clerk State Land Board Dated this 9th day of Tune, 1908. MISCELLANEOUS. HOT OR COLD Golden Tea Just Right 7 CLOSSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND, ORE. Plate Racks, Wall Pockets, Music Racks, Clock Shelves Just in See us Hildebrand & Got; Old Bee Hive Bldg. ' MEN AND WOMEN. UieBlgfoTnnntnrI dlhar!ei!,lnflmintin lrrltatioDt or ulceration of miicon niembranea. Painleu, and not astrin gent or pofttonona. Mold by DroggiaU, or aent In plain wrapper, by ;xpriMa. prepaid, lol (I on. cr! hottM 12.79. Uri ului itut cm reuueit West M M' Guaranty li , 41b not 10 atrioMN. T ! Prr.u CnUttn. 3f?lTHEEVN8CHEMIClC0. VTINCIKH,0,F""3 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS HELP WANTED WANTEDGIRL TO WORK IN printing oflice. Enqire at Aster ian office, v 7-29-tf SITUATION WANTED. YOUNG JAPANESE WANTS SIT- nation as porter in saloon and to help bartender; can speak good Eng lish. Address, Kubotu, 415 Yamhill. Portland. 8-9-7t FOB SALE. FOR SALE A 100-PIECE SET OF llaviland China, in perfect condi tion, cheap. Inquire at the McCrea- Ford studio, 7-15-tf FOR SALE CHEAP, ONE SCHOL- nrship in the International Corres pondence School of Scranton. En quire Astorian office. 8-7-tf OLD PAPERS FOR SALE: TER hundred, 25 cents. At Astorian Office REAL ESTATE WANTED. WANTED-TO BUY FARM IN the Nehalem Valley; state price, terms, improvements, location, etc. Address J. II., Astorian. 7-31-tf HOUSE MOVERS. FREDR1CKSON BROS.-We make a specialty of house moving, car penters, contractors, general jobbing; prompt attention to all orders. Cor ner Tenth and Duane street! ROOMS FOR RENT. V U KN1SII KD II O US K K It It P I X G and single rooms. .Apply 677 Ex- iingc street. MASSAGE. OLGA KANTONEN. FINNISH masseuse and steam baths, room 6, Pythian Bldg., Commercial St., As torian, Ore. LOST AND FOUND. LOST-ONE BRASS CAP ABOUT four inches in diameter from auto mobile wheel. Return to F. A. Fisher and receive reward. 8-11 -fit PASTURAGE. WILL PASTURE YOUR HORSE for $2.50 a month. A. E. Kinney, Lewis and Clark. Ml-Zt Miscellaneous. MAGAZINE BIXDING OF ALL kinds done at the Astorian Office WANTED A SOUND, YOUNG horse; suitable for lady to ride Address "T.," care of this office. 7-6t LOOSE LEAF LEDGERS ALL kinds made by The J. S. Dcllinger Company. WANTED TO . BUY A HORSE; weight about 1250 pounds; not over 8 years old; must be good driver and gentle, also city broke. Address As torian office. 6-9-tf. FARM FOR SALE. WILL SELL MY LEWIS AND Clark farm at a bargain, with or without stock, to suit purchaser, W. J. Ingalls. EMPLOYMENT OFFICE. J. T. NOWLEN Real Estate and Employment Oflice 473 Commercial St., Phone Have fine list of Astoria and coun try property. All classes of labor furnished. BIDS REQUESTED. FOR FURNISHING AND FILL- ing not less than 5000 cubic yards of earth in James street on the north side of Reservoir No.' 2 and placing proper drainage at bottom of fill and also laying the steel culvert from overflow of reservoir as directed by the engineer in' charge. Bids to be filed with clerk of commission not later than 5 p. m., August 21st, and to state time of completion; right rc- erved to reject any and all bids, City Water Commission, by G. W. Lounsberry, Clerk. WINES AND LIQUORS. Eagle Concert Hall (320 Astor Street) Rooms for rent by the day, week, or month. Bes rates in town. P. A. PETERSON, Prop. PROFESSIONAL CARD). ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE Attorney-at-Law City Attqrney Office: City Hall JOHN C. McCUE, ' t Attortiey-at-Law Page Building, Suite 4 HOWARD M. BROWNELL Attorney-at-Law Deputy District Attorney 420 Commercial Street OSTEOPATHS DR. RHODA C. HICKS Osteopath Oflice :ansell Bldg. Phone Black 2065 573 Commercial St.. Astoria, Ore, DENTISTS DR. VAUQHAN Dentiat Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon DR. W. C. LOOAN Dentist' Commercial St Shanahan Bldg. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. RESTAURANTS. TOKIOJsl JJADEANT. Opposite Ross, Higgina & Co. CoJee with Pi or Cake 10 Cta. , FIRST-CLASS MEALS Regular Meals 15 Cta. and Up. U. 8. RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta. Flret-CUas Meals, 1J Cta. MISCELLANEOUS. Smith's Special Delivery EXPRESS AND BAGGAGE Leave Orders at Star Cigar Store. Phone Black 2383 Res. Phone Red 227d Stand Corner 11th an Commercial. DENTISTS. TEETK Mtbout Plata, COR. 11TH AND COMMERCIAL Office hours 8:30 A. M. to 8: P. M. Sunday 10:00 .to 12:00. Phone Number Main 3901. Painless Extractions 5oc Corner Commercial and 11th Sts. over Danziger store. FISH MARKET. 77 Ninth St., 'Near Bond Fresh and Salted Fish, Game and Poultry, Groceries, Produce and Fruit Imported and Domestic Goods. '. EAKOTITCH & FEO, Props. Phone Red 218.3 7 -"Jaffii... ..V.VI A CHICAGO DENTISTS Seattle Irte s " " 7 "SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES You want the best money can buy in food, clothing, home comforts, pleasures, etc., why not in education? Portland's Leading Business College offers such to you and at no Rreater cost than an inferior Owners practical teachers More Calls than we can fill Teachers actual business -men 1 Positions guaranteed graduates I. M. WALKER, Pres. UNDIR7AWM. J. A, UILItAUOII & CO, l'iil'rtiikr mid lCinlmliiient. l'lXIK'rlf IH'4'lt lillv AltNlfttHIlt When Ielrt-d. Call Promptly Attainted Day or Nlylit. TiUton llii. tatliAiul Diiiino 8U ASTOICIA. OUE.UON Phone Mftliil'll! MttlCAL. UnproMU4 SuooetW of H. C GEE KO THE GRIAT CHINI3I DOCT01 Who It kaon J? .i l .i .1. .. rt-1-i VJ State oo aooouat of i:z2h wonuenui mrree. No polaont or 6 ruga umc. He guraa U to euro catarrh, asthma, lung tad throat troubla, rheumatism, nmouaneast stomach, liver and kUoey, female com plaint, and all ohronlo dla. SUCCESSFUL H0MC TREATMENT. If you cannot eall write for lymptoa blank and circular, Inclosing 4 oenU I" Lamp. THI C. CIE WO MEDICINE CO. 112 First 8t., Comer Morrison. PORTLAND, OREGON. Plrp mention the Astorian. PLUMBERS. A. 1 PLUMBER Qetting Contractor, Tinner AND Sheet Iron Worker VLL WORK GUARANTEED 425 Bond Street Youncc & Baker PLUMBERS TINNERS Steam and Gas Fitting All Work Guaranteed, 12(J Eighth Street, opp, Post Office. Phone Maia 4061. LAUNDRIES. WE WASH Everything but the Baby and return everything but the dirt. TROY LAUNDRY ' Tenth and Dn a hp Phone Main 1001 CONCRETE WORK DONE ANY PERSON WANTINQ ANY CONCRETE WORK DONE AT THE CEMETARIES, WILL PLEASE LEAVE ORDERS AT POHL'S UNDERTAKING FICE. OF- E. NYMAN Astoria, Ore. p. O. Box 603. school. In session the entire year Catalogue "A" for the asking O. A. BOSSERMAN, Secy. -inll,Ti,-ri i- fa.O.A Mill