,6 THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA. OREGON. THURSDAY, JULY 30 THE BUTTERFLY GIRL. Hy Ttmplt HaiUy, Copyrighted. 1908, by Awoclated Literary Tress. The Bret rift in tho lute came when Albert arrived home one stormy night and found bis bride in a fetching pink gown, with her shining hair puffed into a halo of gold, with pink candle shades a the corners of the dlulng table, with pink roses In the center and with noth ing thereon to eat but a third day's cold roast and leftover salad. Albert, having kissed bis wife enthu siastically and having changed his of fice coat for a more formal one, peered at the platter dubiously. "I am desperately hungry," he said, land there Isn't much meat left." "I am not a bit hungry." Bettina stated. "1 was shopping downtown and I bad such a lunch." "I had a sandwich, was Albert's brief comment and after that he ate "1 mavknT TIMS TO KISS OAILT CRIED. Ton," KSM sparingly of the lamb and the tasteless alad and sought final solace In bis after dinner cigar. That evening Bettina found him somewhat unresponsive. In vain she played and sang his favorite songs in her little lilting voice. In rain she prattled of her downtown bargains. In vain she petted him and praised him. -Albert met all of her advances stolidly, and the next moraine found her at her Aunt Betsey's In tears. "He has ceased to love me," she de clared. "What did you give him for dinner last night?' Aunt Betsey demanded. Bettina faltered out her menu. Aunt Betsey sniffed. "No wonder he was disagreeable,' she said. "Any man's affection would foe frozen out by cold meat and cold alad and warmed over coffee." "Albert's love ought to be superior to such things,' Bettina said. "He used always to quote things like 'A jug of vine, a loaf of bread and thon beside me, singing In the wilderness.' and last night all of my singing couldn't make him smile." But Aunt Betsey was severely on the defensive. "A Jag of wine and a loaf of bread may be all right in hot climates," she admitted, "but yesterday it was snow ing, and Albert came in chilled, and you ought to have had something fit to eat" "Well, thank goodness my love isn't dependent on food," said Bettina lofti ly. "What did you have for lunch yester day?" Aunt Betsey probed. "You told me you went to Milliard's." "We had grape fruit and crab and ejuall, and a salad and an ice. Every thing was delicious. Mary Luttrell ln Tited me, with a friend of hers from out of town." "And poor Albert had a sandwich," Aunt Betsey reminded Ber. "Oh! Oh!" Suddenly the real situa tion seemed to dawn on the little wife. "He was really hungry, Aunt Betsey, poor dear fellow." : "And he had worked from 8:30 In the i morning," Aunt Betsey went on, "and when he came home at night, tired and worn and nervous, he wa3 not In a condition to appreciate lace trimmed ! ruffles, Bettina, half as much as an appetizing dinner." Bettina sighed. v "Well, It does away with the ro mance." "Dear heart." Aunt Betsey told her, "there is a joy in service that is above the joy of more admiration. Try mak ing Albert comfortable and you will get more solid happiness out of It than by keeping him on the rack with your coquetry." But Bettina shrugged her shoulders. "The way to hold a man," she de ilared. "Is to play with him." "The way to hold a man," said Aunt Betsey, with a nod of her gray head, "is to love him, and that means to make yourself his equal in endeavor. Then you have his respect. You" must be the homemaker, just as Albert is the money maker." "But you have never married," said little Bettina. ,"How can you know, Aunt Betsey?" "The people who look on from the outside are the wise ones." said Annt "ntwi I hnt'a aium aft mnnt matrlmoulal shipwrecks.'' That night Albert's footsteps lagged n little on the stairway as be climbed to his little fiat He knew Just what he would find at the top-Bettina, charming in the rosy gown; the pink candle shades, the pluk roses and cro quettes made of the last of the beef. Bettina always ran to big roasts, and there yet remained to be eaten a fifth day's soup made of the bone. ' The sound of his key In the latch summoued no rosy vision, however. He passed through the dining room. The pink candles were not lighted. In front of his place wag a copper chafing dish, one of Bettiua's hitherto unused wedding presents, and the bine flame burning beneath set the contents bub bling, and the air was laden with de llclousuess. "Bettina,' be called, and at the sound she came to the kitchen door. She wore a long apron of china blue; her hair was ruffled about her face; ber cheeks were flaming. "I haven't time to kiss you." she cried gayly. "I must watch the chops.' Albert went Into his room somewhat disconcerted. It was the first time that Bettina had railed to kiss hlra. It was the first time that his rooms had not been In a rosy glow-and he miss ed It But his discomfort vanished with the serving of the dinner. There were oysters in the chafing dish, panned to perfection. There were broiled chops, a crisp salad and a pud ding made by Bettlna's own fair bands. And Albert ate and praised and won dered. "I didn't know you could do It Bet tina," he said. "You always seemed such a butterfly girl " Bettina laughed. "Aunt Betsey showed me how," she said, "and -and I really like doing If But her eyes were a little wistful and presently she said, "Don't you miss anything?" "Yes." Albert said promptly. "I da 1 miss the rosy gown and the rosy can dies and you haven't kissed me yet Bettina." He went around and stood at the back of her chair. "I was a bear last night little girl,' ne apologized, "Dut a man s a queer creature, and I was tired' He folded his hands about the oval of ber face. "Kiss me." be said softly. And when that rite was performed he asked, "Can we have the candles and the flowers tomorrow?" But Bettina shook her bead. "They cost too much." she said, "and yon need the hearty food more. But on Sundays we will make a feast of ro mance to offset the six days of com mon sense." Albertslghed. "If I were only rich," be said. "Yon are rich," his wife told him. with her eyes sparkling. "How?" be questioned. "Because you have me," said pretty Bettina saucily. I tub star j Drilling -Mde fio is erecting a plant at TORTLAND, OREGON for the manufacture of their world famous PORTABLE WELL DR" IDLING MACHINES for vater, oil, gas, etc., etc. A moderate amomit of money will start yon in a profitable business, STAR PORTABLE DRILLING MACHINES CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS HELP WANTED WANTED GIRL TO WORK IN printing oflice. 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