WEDNESDAY, JULY 22 THE MORNING ASTOItlAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. THEY TRICKED 111 A. G, Vanderbilt Runs. Up Against Bloody Blooming Britishers HORSES BRING CUT PRICES Curious Story of the Haunted Sentry Box. LIGHT ON THE OLD LEGEND. Cheap Hont Traderi Circulated Re port That Vanderbilt Would Sel ' Only HI Pooreit Korai and the Rich Bidden Remained Away. NEW .YORK, July 21.-T1.C Arrival of Alfred G. Vandcrbilt'i horses yc tcrdny on the Atlantic Transport Company Liner Minnehaha developed i tic tact tnat the famoiii ship wai wade a victim of English "gyps" dur Ing the sale of hii coach horoea at Tattcrsalls, London. Hie Ion in the transaction wai 'in the neighborhood of $ 13.0(H). Mr. Vanderbilt bought tlx ty American trotting-brcd coach hor c and whipped them with hit team of famous gray to England, Ear ly in ilay he put his coach venture into commission and began his daily mm, leaving London one day and Brighton the next. After several wciks on the road, during which time lie broke in the hone, he announced the sale of his horses by auction at Tattersalls, London. On the day appointed a big crowd of curiously inclined wai on hand at Tnttcrralls but in the meantime the Kng1ih "gyps," or cheap horsemen, formed a clique and circulated the ru mor that Mr. Vanderbilt had reserved the best of his horses to take back to America and would offer only those (or which he had no use. The report found credence and as a result horse owncri failed to appear. The "gyps" bad the bidding practically to them selves. The sale was conducted in the inner ring at Tattersatls and the fifty-six horser sold at an average of about $250 each. On the day following the Vander bilt sale which was practically private, the English horseman put up the hor ses they secured from Mr. Vander bilt for sale in the outside or public ring an drealized big prices on them. In one case where they had secured a horse for $250 they re-sold it for $520, while in another, where a splen did bay was knocked down to one of the clique for $250 it was later pur chased by a prominent English horse show exhibitor foT over $600. There were rcveral cases of this kind, and the fifty horses secured by the Eng lish dealers at an average of $200 a head, giving a clear profit of about $15,000 for the Britishers. moanlfof multiplying, as, for InaUflSce, twin above ground and tuber or ruu nors below ground, they usually sub serve two dlHtlnct uses, those below ground serving to multiply the plant In It own locality and those above giving It a chance of gaining foot hold In distant land. American Dots nlNt ' - MRS. V1XENHEAD. The Story of a Berlin 0hrew and Her Likeness In Stone. This -quaint equivalent of the Ger man terra noldkopf la applied by trav eler to an effigy carvud In stone and fixed la a tilclio In tho second etory of a house In tho Helllgongelststrasse In Berlin not far from the emperor's palace. The neidkopf represent a . Mta thU mtr., , . .' Wits WW Vfc VUV UU UU k A TALE -OF PORTO RICO REPORT OE THE CONDITION , OF THE One of the Many Mysterious Olsap psaranees From Fort San Cristobal AooounUd For by the Rovolatlon of tho Loot One Himself. Writing la the Journal of the Mili tary Bervke Institution, Captain Ar- i thur P, 8. Hyde of the coast artillery majesty so gracloualy gave me tbla order she and ber daughter bare ro rtled me." ' KmJcrlca William, paternal Id pun Had Never 8n a Burro. The long cared burro, that hardy lit tie animal that helped build the won derful cog railway up Pike's peak, la considered a necessity In the far west, but la something of a curiosity "way down earn" In the New England states. There la a story of tho burro nd a man from Maine. Hero It la: 'A wealthy Yaukeo went west last winter from Maine, leaving his family t home. Ills hobby waa to collect quaint piece of pottery, unique arti cles of furniture, bureaus, tables, desks and "whatnots." When be waa ready to leave for borne be found ho bad bought up several dray loada of curio, lie chartered a car and loaded In bla treasures, but there still waa oue end of the car that might bo filled with something unique. Borne one suggest ed that he buy a burro for bis little boy to ride, which be did, and the "mountain canary" occuplod the va cant apace. The Yankee station agent back lu Maine, when he began to un- load tho car, checked oil each article on tho bill of lading till he came to the burro. lie waa much puzzled, for he could not find thia thing on bis list Finally be mndo an entry In the "re marks" column of bis tally sheet as follows: ; . "One bureau short and one donkey over." Kansas City Star. anakellk curb, and tomrue Drotrudlmr of For 8a0 Cristobal, In mocking derision, .the ancient Spanish built fortress One day some 200 years ago. the . wWcn uafd the entrance to flan legend runs, Frederick Wllllum of Porto Rico: Prussia, more familiarly known "A number of picturesque sentry Old PrlU, was walking about the boxes built of masonry and appearing streets of tho city in the unconvention- j like minarets are placed at points of al way be affeeuwl when be chanced ; vantage la and around tho fort One to look through a window and observed J of these on the sea front, and reached .r.hoa i tz t fdo;k r d for a clwt ; 'jfrora the Interior of tho fort, Is pop- The' mult of bis Interview was an ' ohTl' k?ow" M U Gnrlta mbl order for a gold table servlco for the ,he JevU mmr i. usually, al royal household, an order that made though Incorrectly, translated the the fortune of the hunchback, Later 5nted "ntr Thl n"me bis majesty ma'de other visits to the 7T'n t0 " b' the 8P"nuh soldiers for ahop to see how Ue work was advanc-, the fn that a number of sentries Ing, and on one of these occasions be there disappeared In a most observed a woman In the window of "''erlous manner ond were never the opposite bouse contorting ber face gZn heri ym' m in tho moht hideous grimaces and . , A A "a mc' pointing with derisive finger at the f u y lha " Wm lata the wmoto In crippled workman. . r,or of " '"nD1' b Ie "Pf- To the klna'a ouerr as to what sIIm! ,n one nlbt ,n " Bmfll1 ttleraent be -it ia ,, .t Bh i. i . r of tho Inhabitants of the place. !!.!! -"5: "-""'"f! ! t-Uoned at Fort Ban Cris tobal, becane especially Interested and . In the course of the conversation told the following etory: M 1 HOrwl in tut baM!,, In 4hA fin.n. tabmout a well as to reward, at once m nmy anA WM iUlttoDed at J,0rt nvestlgntcd as to the ownership of Cristobal, ; A nueber of soldier he houwi n wbleb the shrew lived. whU on ntTy 6aiy bad mr8terIoU)t!y v iuuuii urn i it. iwiuuKtm w ucr nun- ii,.nnunji ,Am i band and theref. reasoned that there by m w.Bi an(1 we hfl(, , bKOm wmm , Km.uwa n.iN.nnur convinced that It was haunted by tho moving, an idea that seemed greatly to ah -ua hn,.i,r mma please bis majesty. His next move Mi gtea) tht awn away. Was to consult t Sculptor, whom he Vne sformv olaht it Ml to mv commanded to make the bust of a i0t to to on dutv in th devil's sentrv woman with fhe moat shrewish, Xan- box. aa we called It at mtdnlirhiL and ippe llke face he could imaglue. The tt w wi,n gome donbu and mIgglT. king then Inrnght and renovated the fog, that I went with the corporal of bouse In which the hunchback bad bis the guard and relieved the former sen workshop, presented it to him and trr. When thev left m I tltnet ia cansed the biiHt to be placed consplcu- the sound of tbelr footfalls reverberat ously above the workroom window. inr from the walls and celling of the Thus whenever the envious woman dark and narrow passage, ever grow across the street looked forth from her- lng fainter and fainter as they reced- casement the first object on which her ed, until finally the noise of the storm eye fell waa this Intended portrait of and the sea completely drowned It, hor amlabio self. and I waa left alone with the mad ele- For more than a hundred years th ' menu. ' ncidkopt-splteful vixen head, as one; "'It waa a mad night and one well would aay In Engllsh-atood in proud calculated to add to the feeling of awe prominence, a reproach to the envious that the devil's sentry box always In woman and her descendants. It after- stilled Into the man on duty there at ward mysteriously disappeared, but night lu mo or thereabouts It wss found In " 'Presently my attention was at- forgotten collection of bric-a-brac, traetcd by some lights In a small tav- Frederick William IV. bought the bust era on the ahore below the fort where for.a largo price and had It replaced many of.ua were wont to go when off In lta original niche, where it stands duty for' a glass of rum. Then I be today. New York Tribune. gan to think that I might be able, to ' climb down over the rocks to the mm At Astoria, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, July 15, 1908 RESOURCES, Loans and discounts $437,627.22 Uverdrafts, secured and ufl- secured 6,567,06 U. S, Bonds to secure cir culation . 47,500.00 U, b, Bonds to secure U. S. Deposit 20,000.00 Other Bonds to secure U, S. deposits..., 34,000.00 Premiums oil U. S. Bonds. 3,045.00 Bonds, securities, etc,.'.,,., 52,888.21 Banking house, furniture, and fixtures 4,030.00 Other real estate owned... 8,233.41 Due from National Banks (not reserve agents) 2,504.77 Due from State Banks and Bankers , 4,990.47 Due from approved reserve agent . , ,, 129,700.61 Checks and other cash items 2,098.11 Notes of other National Banks 1,900.00 I'ractional iaicr currency, i nickels, and cents........ 345.02 Lawful money reserve in bank, viz: Soecie . $76,507.75 Legal-tender notes U20.00 77,727.75 Redemption fund .with U. S. Treasurer (5 ier cent of circulation) . ........ 2,375.00 Total ,..$835,532.63 LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid in $ 50,000.00 Surplus fund 50,000.00 Undivided profits, less ex penses and taxes paid... 17,508.4 National Bank notes out standing . . 41,600.00 Individual deposits subject to check $322,066.62 Demand certificates, of de posit . $46,945.46 : , Time certificates of de-, posit $257,270.33 Certified checks". '141.75 U. S. deposits... 50,000.00 676,424.16 Total ...$835,532.63 State of Oregon, County of Clat sop, ss-: 1, J. E. Higgins, Cashier of the above-named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. ' J. E. HIGGINS, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 20th day of July, 1908. E. Z. FERGUSON, Notary Public. Correct Attest: GEORGE W. WARREN, GEO. H. GEORGE, A. SCHERNECKAtr, Directors. The Sonats Band. nore' ct 0 KlaBS of rum t the tav- The press gallery of the senate doe ern and return t0 m7 P8t not look unlike a band stand, with Its ' more 1 tnouut ot lt tue more elaborately dworated front, and It Is determined I . was to go. so finally, never occupied by the scribes prior to ,aTln m? r,fle and t1 to the sentry the opening of the proceedings. A box, I climbed over the wall and down young lady seated In tho gallery oppo- on. tho rot8 and a?,made my way site the press gallery had been looking wlth labor and and no Intently at the empty seats for quite ""Io danw t0 tho 11,00 D0U8e- where awhllo. Her curiosity got the better of the oupanf 'CR making merry her, and, going to the doorkeeper, she w!! dam;lnR nd drinking. I soon Mid, "Mister, will you please tell me W'J and Uoyed myself w th them when the band begins to play?" Tho ! ne" one danctog with a fair doorkeeper was amn?.ed. "No band wnorlta be sometimes forgets the pas win m.v miaa .ni.i ih.t ffntiomnn of time, as I did on that fatal "There Is no band. Why do you ask?' The young lady looked disappointed and embarrassed wheu she said, with hesitation, "Isn't that the bandstand?" pointing to the press gallery. Wash ington Herald. - ( Fruitless Plants. ' Tho knowledge that tho common white potato seldom produces fruit is so widely-diffused fliut tho barrenness of tho plant causes no comment. In tic-en, since 1110 tubers lu a measure function ns seeds we have partially transferred the nnnie to them. It Is usual to speak of potatoes Intended for planting as "seed potatoes." Ileal potato seeds may be found, however, If one searches the potato fields long enough, and from such seeds new strains of potatoes may be raised. The potato Is not ulono In Its strange "ways. Many other plants, of which the ground nut und Illy of tho valley lire good examples, rarely produce needs. It is noticeable that all such plants have other excellent and effi cient means of propagation, and It may be assumed that finding one method requiring less effort than the other they have genarally adopted it. .When, plojits have more than oijo night, and not until long after 1 o'clock did I begin to think of returning to my post Then, realizing that the cor poral bad made his Inspection and had found me gone from my post and with my rtflo and belt left behind, I saW only a court martial nd the gar- rote staring me in the face, for in Bray's Mythical Vicar. thoso dnyg for a gentinel In the Span It is curious to reflect that there are ten army to quit his post meant sure scattered about the world many scores death, even In peace, of places whoso chief claim to dls-, x'0 go back was out of tho ques tlnction consists in their association tlon. There was only one thing left With SOme famOUS dlttV Or Other, tnr ma tn An nn,l that m tn Aaaart Take, for example, the village of Bray, xjy heart sank within me. If I should In Berkshire, always associated with be captured, the same fate would be the world famous "Vicar of Bray." metcd out to me; but, I reasoned, if I I ho most curious part of tho husinoHs wero to go back the fate would be a Is that, though Fuller, In bis "Worthies ' certainty, whereas If I deserted at of England," asserts that tho cleric least I had a chance of keeping out who is tho hero of the song was oue of sight of the authorities. I deserted Simon Alleyu, careful search of the and before morning was out of the parish registers has failed to subslau- city and on the "way to the moun- mite ine siory.-i,qnaon Musical Home tains. Journal. j 4"I have 'lived in this little hamlet , A . , 1 for years and have never been back to . A Stronuous Task. , tbe capltai Bluce th&t day( nor have I ."lour honor.- said the witness, ever told my story to a single soul' un "can't yon order n recess?'; ' til tonight, but now that the Spaniards "A recess?" are gone I no longer fear for my life.' "Yea. sir. I've stood on thla stand ! "Thus we have the story of tho dev ;inJ told the whole truth two hours on H'g gentry box from oue of the very a HtMteh, and I'm teetotiilly wore out! ; men who so mysteriously disappeared I never told the truth that long before from it, and It would seem to be prob--not In all my llfe!"-Atlanta Constl- ( able that the other disappearances tutlon. ' could be accounted fo'r In a similar j manner were the truth known. Quleu , Shattered Hopes. v sabe?" Ho (anxiously) -1 understand your , Captain Hyde mentions an Interest father speaks very highly of me? She ; ing fact .that, although 'for centuries Yes, but he doesn't mean a word of Porto Rico was considered the legltl it. He-Are you sure of that? 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Checks and other cash items 1,477.27 Notes of other National Banks -5,265.00 Nickels aid cents... 671.85 Lawful money reserve in bank, viz: Soecie . ....... .$190,500.00 Legal-tender notes ' 370.00 190,870.00 Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer (5 per cent circulation 1 2,350.00 mill the other kinds cost just as mush is this fnmoi-s remedy. , the Americans, together with the sur- ' render of the .whole Island. ' Total . .......$988,046.03 LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid in $100,000.00 Surplus fund 25.000.00 Undivided profits, less ex penses and taxes paid... 20,795.47 National Bank notes out standing 47,000.00 Individual deposits subject : to check $634,723.72 Demand certificates of de oosit $159,726.84 Certified checks.. $800.00 795,250.56 Unfermented Grape Juice absolutely non-alcoholic Concord 5oc quart Catawba;.. 6oc quart AMERICAN IMPORTING CO. 589 Commercial Street Total ... $88,046.03 State of Oregon, County of Clat sop, ss.: " I, S. S. 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