WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21, 1008. 11IEN A FAILURE ni Accinrn a nPDTicrMriiTc THE MORNING ASTOIUAN, ASTOIUA, OREGON. FAT FOLKS ONE DO LLAR invested in a bottle of these wonderful, harmless fat reducing tablets and b 30 days you will be a normal, well-formed person again. Don't carry round your ugly bulk, your ungainly superflous flesh. It makes yoD niscrable, ridiculous and what is mor important, it subjects you to fatal consequences. Sudden death from fatty Degeneration, Heart Disease, Kid ey Tiouble, Apoplexy and Musular Rheumatism all come from OVER FATNESS. ' ' ; 4 l - , "ANTIC0RP0 t'lAitV. ii j M 1 f ,S,f i v.l HI- 1 AT rJ In a Business Enterprise She Can't "Make Good" R E M O V E S thousands of Testimonials From Grate -ful Persons Prove This YOUR MONEY BACK IF IT FAILS U k NTI-CORPU" is absolutely the greatest discovery in medicine for reducing FAT. It is made in the form of i little tablet but U VEGETABLE matter and is easy and pleasant to take. It is endorse! ly every reputable Physician and College of Medicine. Ask your doctor. MA ANTI-CORPU" is absolutely harmless. The formula used in making this preparation is on file in the Bureau of Chemistry in Washing ton, which is proof that it is PURE and HARMLESS. . Ii A 4TI-CORPU reduce FAT from 3 to S pounds a week. It reduces Double chin, Fat hips and flabby cheeks. No wrinkles result from Hits reduction, for it makes the skin .-lose fitting and smooth, t A VTI-CORPU" strengthens WEAK HEART, cures PALPITATION, t SHORT BREATH and acts like magic in MUSCULAR RHEU MATISM and GOUT. , Prirp 1 00 per bottle Money back if u don,t d0 aI1 we yAuu claim. If your druggist does not keep it, show him this advertisement and make him get it for you, or you can send for it DIRECT to us. We pay postage and send in plain wrapper. FDFF 30 DAYS' TRBATMENT IN EVERY BOTTLE. I KCG We will send you a sample of this wonderful fat reducing remedy on receipt of 10 cents to pay for postage and pack ing. The sam.le itself may be sufficient to reduce the desired weight (Mention this j iper. Desk 22, ESTHETIC CHEMICAL CO, 31 West S25th Street, New York, N. Y. ' CLAIMS A WOMAN WRITER iiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiittiiiiiimiiniiMiiHiimiiiiii i THE TRENTON First-ClasslLiquors and Cigars 602 Commercial Street Corner Commercial and 14th. . ASTORIA, OREGON tHIIIIMIIIII lllimil I II llllll IIIIIIHIIIMIMMM A LITTLE OVER 3 CENTS A DAY:: A Small Savings Bank. A Small Savings Account. An Example iu Thrift. A SmalTFortune. A happy home. THE BANKING SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS'C'N. 1G8 10th St. . Phone Black 2184 V " mi. NOW IS THE TIME To make deposits in our savings department and re eeivesix months interest January 1, 1909- American Sav. Bank Scandinavian Commercial St. Astoria, Oregon eett First Uatidnal Bank of Astorja DIRECTORS Jacob Kamm W. F. McGregor G. C. Flavel . J. W. Ladd S. S. Gordon Capital :.$10O,000 Surplus 25,000 Stockholders' Liability..... , ... 100,000 ESTABLISHED 18Ktt. Only the Desexed Kind Succeed Partly, and They Never Become Leaders in Business, and the Pro fessions. NEW YORK, June 21.-,,Woman has failed to 'make good' as a leader and thinker in the professions and in business. While many succeed in earning a very comfortable living for themselves, few rise to the top in any of the many lines of activity which they have invaded in recent years very tew arc among physicians or lawyers of note. Few rise to be ex ecutive heads of colleges, editors, or directors of big business enterprises They have had control of fortunes; they have had sway in kitchens; they have always taught; they have always acted; yet men are the great finan ciers, cooks, teachers, managers of theatres. In no profession arc they equal to any of the leading men who stand at the head of various occupa tions and whose names arc familiar to the public." This is the sweeping arraignment brought against woman in business and professional life by one of her own class, Mary O'Connor Newell, in the July number of Appleton's maga zine, just published here. She quotes with approval the statement of a well-known man that there are three kinds of women in business the kind that marry, the discontented kind and that only the latter. are success ful. The confession is, made that even the women who seem to be most suc cessful in professional occupations usually regard themselves as failures whether they will admit it or not By the time they have reached the point where they are able to accomp lish important results they feel keen ly the lack of family tics and home surroundings, and the more womanly they are the more strongly does this lack make itself felt. This is the ex planation given of why so many young business women for whom brilliant careers are predicted aban don their chosen occupation for mar riage. In the Appleton article the writer also asserts that women are inferior to men in almost all the qualities that command success, that, except in rare cases, they have no real enthusiasm for their work, that they will not stick to their word, and that they have no code of business honor. Only in the home, as wife and mother does woman occupy a position of her own equal to that of man in the field of business, is the startling confes sion of this writer, speaking "from the inside" with a frankness that no man would dare to imitate. HELP WANTED AGENTS-?105 PER. MONTH IN-traducing- our line of embroidered shirt waists and lace curtains at bar gain prices; samples free. Thomas Co., Desk 4, Dayton, 0. WANT ED--A BOYTOnDEARJN the printing business. Enquire at Astorian office. GIRL WANTED-A COOD GIRL. for general housework. Inquire eff Mrs. R, B. Dyer, 493 Fifteenth st. 9-tf WANTED A GIRL FOR GEN eral housework in family of three. Apply 86 West Bond. 6-17-tf $2.00 STARTS A FINE . LOCAL Dusiness, uauy promt $ to $iu; par ticulars free; write today.. B. F. Loos Co., Des Moines, la. roa sals. FOR SALE-20 AUTOMATIC nickel in the slot weighing scales, 1 electric nickel in the slot piano, let up and in operation in differen sa loons in the city; price $200 cash; will bring in over $100 a month. Address "B" Astorian. 6-4-tf. PROFESSIONAL CARDi. ATTORNEYS-AT.LAW CHARLES K. ABERCROMBIE Attorney-at-Law City Attorney " Offices: City Hall JOHN C. McCUE Atttrney-at-Law Deputy District Attorney, Page Building Sn'.te 4. HOWARD M. BROWNELL , Attorney-at-Law , Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin. a. 42Q Commercal St, Astoria. OSTEOPATHS. FOR SALE A GOOD HORSE. . Enquire at this office. 6 20-tf. FIRST-CLASS DENSMORE TYPE- writer, at half price; also light driv ing team, buggy and harness; to gether or separately. C. E. Barney, with Warren Packing Co.. Astoria. FOB ROT. FOR RENT-THREE FURNISH- ed housekeeping rooms, with gas. 438 Commercial street. 6-23-4t. MISCELLANEOUS. DR. RHODA C. HICKS Osteopath, OtT.ce Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2065 673 Commercial St.. Astoria. Ore. DENTISTS bXYAUOHANl Dentist ' Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon UNDZKTAQKA, J.A. (JILIJAUUIl & CO,, Undertaker and Kmlulttirs I2iorlnc(vfl Liuly AlUut ,Ylteitlclred. Call Promptly Attended Day or Night. Tutton lldir. latUmid DttnueSU A8TOHIA. OHE.UON Phone Main 21 11 TRANSPORTATION. The K" Line PASSENOERS FREIGHT hi DR. W. C LOGAN Dentist Commercial St Shanahan Bldg. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. WANTED FURNISHED HOUSE keeping rooms near Tongue Point preferred. Address ABC, Astorian 6-20-2t WANTED-TO BUY A HORSE weight about 1250 pounds; not over 8 years old; must be good driver and gentle, also city broke. Address As torian office. 6-9-tf HOUSE MOVERS. FREDR1CKSON BROS.-We make a specialty of house moving, car penters, contractors, general jobbing prompt attention to all orders. Cor ner Tenth and Duane streets. VETERINARY COLLEGE. SAN FRANCISCO VETERINARY College; next session begins Sept ISth. Dr. C. Keane, Pres., 1818 Mar ket street. Catalogue free. MISCELLANEOUS. Badly Sprained Ankle Cured. Three years ago our daughter sprained her ankle and had been suf fering terribly for two days and nights had not slept a minute, Mr, Stallings, of Butler Tenn., told us of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. We went to the store that night and got a bottle of it and bathed her ankle two or three times and she went to sleep and had a good night's rest. The next morning she was much better and in a short time could walk around and had no more trouble with her ankle E. M. Brumitt, Hampton, Tend. 25 and 50 cent sizes for sale by Frank Hart and leading druggists. I Q. A. BOWLBY, President O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President FRANK PATTON, Cashier J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid in $115,000. Surpl us and Undivided Profits, $100,000 transacts a General Banking Business- Interest Paid on Time Deposits FOUR PER CENT PER ANNUM. , Eleventh and Duane Sta. Aetoria, Oregon. THREE "STARS" SHORT American Olympic Team Sail Minus Three Strong Performers. NEW YORK, June 2.3.-Manager Mathcw P. Halpin of the American Olympic Team, states that when the steamship pulls out from her dock Saturday the team will be minus three of ils first strong performers. They are W, R Dray of Yale, the crack pule vaulter, J. D. Withal, the Pen nsylvania sprinter and Rowe of Michigan, the distance runner. The absence of Dray will , hardly make milch difference as Gilbert, the other mar from Yale, is nearly as good, thoygh the pole vault department would have ben much more sure with Dray along. , ' . ' In case of sickness or accident to any of the other three his 'presence! Smith's Special Delivery EXPRESS AND BAGGAGE Leave Orders at Star Cigar Store Phone Black 2383 Res. Phone Red 2276. Stand Corner lltb and Commercial, TENTS and camping utensils Seeus before you take your outing. Hildebrand & Gor Old Bee Hive Bldg. WINES AND LIQUORS. Eagle Concert Wall (320 Astor Street) Rooms for rent by the day, week, or month. Best rates in town. P. A. PETERSON, Prop. sprints in the 1,600 yard relay, and would be a capital man for the posi tion. Good men in the distance runs are scarce, so Rowe will be more or less of a loss, All themembers of the tear.i have sent the measurements for suits and caps and every man who leaves on Sunday will have the of ficial brand of racing togs stowed away safely in his kit. t Manager Halpin has been more or less anxious over McGrath. Some time ago he injured the cartilage of his knee and was inpacitated for a while, but the specialist on muscular trouble took the big hamiiicr thrower in band and cured him of the trouble On Saturday last McGrath was out for, the first time and sent the ham mer 160 feet on his first attempt. He went at his work yesterday in real would. 'be just the thing. Tle most important thing with re- earnest and live times beat 171 feet gard to Whitham is that he was an' This means that he will he in tiia nU alternate for one of the 200 yard ' trim at the English stadium. RESTAURANTS. T0KI0,iE.fEHaA1IT' 0 posite Ross, Higgins & Co. CoiTee with Pie or Cake 10 Cta. FIRST-CLASS MEALS Regular Meals 1 3 Cta. and Up, U. 8. . RESTAURANT. 434 Bond Street Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta. Firat-Clasa Meals, 13 Cta. FISH MARKET. Seattle Fish Market 77 Ninth St., near Bond , Fresh and Salted Fish. Game and Pouliry, Groceries, Produce and Fruit Imported and Domestic Goods. P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs. Phone Red S18J Dr. Reed's Cush ion Sole Shoes are Death on Corns Easiest thing you ever put on your feet Sold by sl' JUA' 'W"i u Steamer Lurline Night Boat for Portland and Way Landings. Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday t 7 p. m. Leavea Portland Dally except Sana; at 7 a, m. Quirk Service Excellent Meala Good Bertha Landing Astoria Plavel Wharf. Landing Portland Foot Taylor It J. J. DAY, Agent. Phone Main 2761. MIOlCAU.' Uopreoeueated 8uoosmV f OH. I GEE i TBS GUAT CRIMES DOCT01 Who U kaAva SOJ5 lrouKUOUl too united Vr.r-! Btatet on aocouat of ij&kia woixUrfu) aum, No polaoaa or drugs usee. Ho giuru teeo to euro catarrh, aathma, lung aad throat trouble, rheumatism, aerrounai stomach, lirer tad kidney, iemalo com plaint and all ehronio (IImmm. SUCCESSFUL H0MK TBEATKTirr If you cannot call write for tr. blank and circular, Inclosing 4 eoita la t&mpe. THB C, GIK W0 M1DICXK1 CO. W2 First St., Corner Morrlooo. PORTLAND, ORZGOlf. I Pleas mtbUoa 0 Astorlaa. LAUNDRIES. S. A. Agents for the Douglas Shoe S43 Bond St., op. Ross, Higgins & Co. HOT OR COLD ioldenfest Tea Just Right CLOSSET & DEVERS, .: PORTLAND. ORE. , Those Pleated Bosom Shirts The kind known by dressy men in the summer, are difficult article tn launder nicely. Unless you know juit how to do it, the front pleats won't iron down smooth, and the shirt front will look mussy. ,Our New rress jroner irons them without rolling or stretching. Try It TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 11 PLUMBERS. 1 . 11. mui uu in PLUMBER MflVTMlUrD Heating Contractor, Tinner -, :' -AND- Sheet Iron Worker VLL WORK GUARANTEED , 425 Bond Street E. C. YOUNCE AND W. F. BAKER PLUMBERS I Tinners, Steam and Gas Fitting. All Work Guaranteed. 126 Eighth Street, opp. Post Office. Phone Main 4061.- ; SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. V dairies;" UNIVERSITY OP ORrr.nN SUMMER JUNE 82 'III .TTft.v Crorio In Btology, CbemUtiy, Eduoation, Engliih 1.1, wrnian, mmna, Bnanloh. History, Uathoumtlci, Physio l ull corps of Instructor. WirAKTMI'..M' ton TI'JACUlilW Fnr raruliiriiA aw.u .km iNirriM, dhivebsitv or tiiiaci, luatit, Binge if QHtGOM - SfSSIOIJ TheVermontDairv I am prepared to furnish pure milk and cream. Satisfaction guaranteed. Phone 14 Farmers line. V W. JT. INGALLS.