FRIDAY, JUNE 13
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CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
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THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
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SHE'S A SIREN
is an expression that is always heard at sight of i well
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undeveloped, a scrawny neck, thin, lean arms the
above remark will never be applied to you. "SIREN"
wafers will make you beautiful, bewitching. They DE
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and produce a fine firm, voluptuous bosom. They fill
out the hollow places. Make the arms handsome and
well modeled and the neck and shoulders shapely and
of perfect contour.
Send for a bottle oday and you'll be pleased and grate
ful. "SIREN" wafers are absolutely harmless, pleasent to take and con
venient to carry around. They are o'd under guarantee to do all v .
claim or MONEY back.
Price $1.00 per bottle? Inquire at good drug stores or send DIRECT
to us.
PQpp During the next 30 days only we will send you a sample
rKCC 6ottle of these beautifying wafers on receipt of 10 cents ts
- - pay cost of packing and portage if you will mention that yoe
saw the Advertisement in this paper. The sample alone may be sufficient
if defects are trivial.
Desk 22 ESTHETIC CHEMICAL CO., 31 West 125th
Believes Vice President Is Quite
Useless
WOULD DO AWAY WITH HIM
St New York.
:
A
LITTLE
OVER
3 CENTS
A DAY jj
A Small Savings Bank.
A Small Savings Account.
An Example in Thrift.
A Small Fortune. A happy home.
THE BANKING SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS'C'N.
168 10th St. Phone Black 2184
Rather Startling Interview Given bv
rresiaent Wheeler of the Univer-
sity of California, Who Explains
Mis Views of flatter in Detail.
cmc.u.u, June R "Under the
present conditions the olticc of vice-
president has become not only a use
less othce, but it is a real menace to
the system of govcrncmnt in the
United States."
Ide Wheeler, prcsi
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PRACTICAL POINTS
PRACTICAL POINTS
On Banking No. 5
Important to the business men:
Having an account with this bank
guarantees the security for your funds
assures prompt, satisfactory service
and the most courteous treatment.
You will find an account with the
Scandinavian-American Savings Bank
a valuable asset to you.
SCANDINAVIAN-AMERICAN SAVINGS.BANK,
506-508 Commercial St., Astoria, Ore,. .;. ......
ll.
m NATIONAL UK OF AST0B1A
DIRECTORS
Jacob Kamm W. F. McGregor G. C. Flavel
J. W. Ladd S. S. Gordon
Capital $100,000
Surplus 25,000
Stockholders' Liability 100,000
ESTABLISHED 18K.
J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President
O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President.
FRANK PATTON, Cashier
J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier
Astoria Savings Bank
Capital Paid in $115,000. Surpl us and Undivided Profits, $100,000
Transacts a General Banking Business Interest Paid on Time Deposit,
FOUR PER CENT PER ANNUM.
Eleventh and Duane Sts.
Astoria, Oregon.
1
Fisher Brothers Company
SOLE AGENTS
Barbour and Finlayson Salmon Twins and Netting
McCormick Harvesting Machines
Oliver Chilled Ploughs
Malthoid Roofing "
Sharpies Cream Separators
Raecolith Flooring Stoiett's Tools
. Hardware, Groceries, Ship
Chandlery
Tan
Tar,
Bark, Blue Stone, Muriatic Acid, Welch Coal,
Ash Oars, Oak Lumber, Pipe and Fittings, Brass
Goods, Paints, Oils and Glass
FiskeLzen s Pure Manilla Rope, Cotton Twine and Seine Web
We Want Your Trade
FISHER BROS.
BOND STREET
Dr. Benjamin
dent of the Univer.-ity of California,
made this remarkable declaration
during an interview here at the Audi
..'..u.ii-.imic.x. i m- snuject came up
during a discussion of the scramble
that is going on over the vice-presidential
nomination on the Republican
ticket. Dr. Wheeler's close friendship
with President Roosevelt is Tvell
known, and in view of this fact, and
coming, as it does, on the eve of the
Republican national convention, his
startling conviction seems of more
than passing importance.
"I think this country has out
grown the office of Vive-President,"
continued Dr. Wheeler when asked
for an elaboration of his assertion.
"Have you ever stopped to consider
that there is only one life between
that of the Vice-President and the
Chief Executive of this country? The
death of a President puts into this
position of vast power a man who is
likely to be one hardly fitted to in
herit so great responsibility.
"I do not mean that one .chosen as
Vice-President is likely to be an in
competent or wholly unfit by any
means, but in the evolution of presi
dential usage the Vice-Presidency has
come to be regarded as a minor office
compared with that of President,
when in the very nature of things it
should be the equal. The Vice-President
should be a man with qualifica
tions as great as those of the Chief
Executive himself, so that in the event
of his being called upon by circum
stances to become the head of the na
tion there would be no weakening of
the national executive system.
"This is not always so, however,
under the modern political order of
things in this country. Look at the
impending convention here as an ex
ample. Look at the number of names
that have been advanced as possible
Viee-Presidential candidates. Some
have been mentioned with a large de
gree of prominence and it is possible
that some one might be chosen, be
cause of political expediency or other
wise, who would not have the high
order of ability possessed by the head
of the ticket.
"Such a condition should not be.
but it is, and because of that I have
come to look upon the Vice-Presidency
of to-day as fraught with dang
erous possibilities. It is because of
this that 't would seem wise to abol
ish the office."
How would you provide for the
Presidential succession in that event"
was suggested.
"It is already provided for in the
constitution," -aid Dr. Wheeler. "An
amendment fixes definitely the line of
succession through the various cab
inet of officers. It seems to me that
this would be as wise a system in the
obsence of the vice-presidency as it is
with one. The members of the cabinet
are invariably strong, able men, care
fully chosen by the President and
probably far better equipped to as
sume the place of the executive.
"The Secretary of State is first in
succession, the Secretary of War next,
and then the Secretary of the Treas
ury. These officials arc closely and
actively associated with the President
at all times and are intimately ac
quainted with his policies and aims,
and with the intimate affairs of the
government."
HELP WANTED
WANTED A ItOV TO LEARN
the printing business, Enquire at
Astorian office.
GIRL WANTED A g6oDgTrL
for general housework. Inquire il
Mrs. R. B. Dyer, 49J Fifteenth st. 9-tf
WANTED A GIRL FOR GEN
eral housework in family of three.
Apply S3 West Bond. 6-17-tf
PROFESSIONAL CARDi.
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE
Attorney-at-Law
City Attorney Offices: City Hall
$2.00 STARTS A FINE LOCAL
business, daily profits $5 to $10; par
ticulars free; write today. B. F. Loos
Co.. Des Moines. la."
JOHN C. McCUE
Attcrncyat-Law
Deputy District Attorney
Page Buildinv j-Y.te 4,
FOR SALE.
FOR SALE-20 AUTOMATIC
nickel in the slot weighing scales, I
electric nickel in the slot piano, set
up and in operation in diffcren sa
loons in the city; price $200 cash; will
bring in over $100 a month. Address
., Astonan. 6-4-tf.
HOWARD M. BROWNELL
, Attorney-ttt-Law
Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin. a'. 420
Commercal St., Astoria.
FOR SALE-NEW PAIR PAINT-
er's falls for sale cheap. Apply W,
II. Corbeil, Seaside, Oregon. 6-11 -fit.
FIRST-CLASS DENSMORE TYPE
writer, at half price; also light driv
ing team, buggy and harness; to
gether or separately. C. E, Barney,
with Warren Packing Co., Astoria.
FOB SUIT.
FOR RENT-NICE FURNISHED
room in private family for one or
gentlemen; bath and electric
isrht. Apply Astorian. 6-19-.1t
wo
TEAM FOR SALE.
TEAM OF HEAVY DRAFT
horses, grey, weight 1300 pounds
each. For price and particulars in
quire of the Ilwaco Livery Stable.
6-ll-6t.
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C. HICKS
Osteopath
Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Dlack 2065
S?3 Commercial St.. Astoria, Ore.
DENTISTS '
" bR7VAUQHAN
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon
DR. W. C. LOGAN
Dentist
Commercial St. Shanahan Bldg.
UNDERTAKERS,
J. A. (ilLMAl (111 A CO.,
L'lHlci'lnkorx unci Kiiilmlmcrn.
KxirUiH't I.imI.v AMFiUttuit
WIicii DoNlml.
I'kIIn Promptly Attended Duy
or Nltflit.
Tut ton lidtf. I'JtlmiKl DiiiuioNtN
ASIOICI A. OKI .CiON
lMioue Multiset II
TRANSPORTATION.
The "KM Line
PASSENGERS FREIGHT
.,..., ;, 1 1 11 mi 1 JV MiSBi im,m t ... 0'- '
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
MISCELLANEOUS.
RESTAURANTS.
Opposite Ross, Higgins & Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cta.
FIRST-CLASS MEALS
Regular Meals 15 Cts. and Up.
u- B ?STAK?ANT-
YOUNG MAN WHO HAS LEARN
ed bookkeeping and stenoeranhv.
desires position in a store or office to Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cta.
work up; speaks Norwegian and
Swedish. Apply 'G.,M Astorian. 6-12-tf.
Steamer Lurline
Night Boat for Portland and
Way Landings.
Leaves Astoria daily cicept Sunday
at 7 p. m.
Leaves Portland Daily except Sanaa?
at 7 a. m.
Quirk Service Excellent Meal
Good Bertha
Landing Astoria Flavel Wbarl
Landing Portland Foot Taylor It
J. J. DAY. Agent
! Phone Main 2761.
First-Class Meals, IS Cta.
FISH MARKET.
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Fis
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WANTED-TO BUY A HORSE;
weight about 12S0 pounds; not over
8 years old; must be good driver and
gentle, also city broke. Address As
torian office. 6-9-tf.
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE.
FOR SALE LOCKSLF.Y HAT. I.
Hotel, Seaside, Or.; this beautiful Groceries, Produce and Fruit
spot under the pines and overlooking Imported and Domestic
the ocean is for sale; best money-
making property in the West; over
100 rooms; modern in every way.
For particulars apply to Mrs. L. A.
Carlisle on premises.
77 Ninth St., near Bond
'Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Pouliry.
Goods.
P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs.
Phone Red 2183
MEDICAL.
Uoprtcuf.Btd
8uonts' of
DR. I GEE i
THE GREAT
CHINESE DOCTOR
Who U knowa
throughout the United
fti&frkw wonderful rurt.
No poisons or drugs mix., Be guraa
we to cur. caurrh. athma, lung aad
throat trouble, rheumatism, BervoueBe,
stomach, llrer and klJaay. ismale com-
filalnt.. -J .11 i t
1 1"" onronio dineastt.
HOUSE MOVERS.
FREDR1CKSON BROS.-We make
a specialty of house moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
prompt attention to all orders. Cor
ner Tenth and Duane streets.
" VETERINARY COLLEGE.
SAN FRANCISCO VETERINARY
College; next session begins Sept.
13th. Dr. C. Kearie, Pres., 1818 Mar
ket street. Catalogue free.
Dr. Reed rush-cKssrvi ir.
Ul IttU O jUOi 1 It you cannot call write for symptom
blank and circular. lnMn.ln a L.t. 1-
ion SolelShoesare
Death on
"n - uvab tm
stamps.
THE C. GF.E W0 MEDICINI CO.
12 First 8t Comer Morrison,
PORTLAIfD, OREGON,
riease mention the AntorUn.
PASTURAGE.
GOOD PASTURAGE FOR RENT,
$2.50 per month; horses called for.
Inquire A. E. Kinney, Lewis and I
Clark. 6-9-6t.
Corns
LAUNDRIES.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Those Pleated Bosom Shirts
The kind known by dressv mm ;
the summer, are difficult articles to
I "'cciy. unless you know just'
how tO do it. (ho (rnnl r.1.-.. iu
I , (jicou nun!
iron down smooth, and the shirt
v .. ... iront w, look mussy. Our
Easiest thinir vnil vr nut n . ' '
0 'w w" I t ress ironer irons them
j rolling or stretching. Try it.
1 TROY LAUNDRY,
! Tenth and Duane.
New
without
feet. Sold by
Phone Main 1991
Smith's Special
Delivery
EXPRESS AND BAGGAGE
Leave Orders at Star Cigar Store.
Phone Black 2383
Res. Phone Red 2276.
Stand Corner 11th and Commercial.
STEEL & EWART
Electrical Contractors
Phone Main 3881 .... 426 Bond Street
SPUDS GO UP.
CHICAGO, June 18. Old crop
potatoes were aavancea live cents a
bushel to $1 and $1.10. The new crop
tubers rose ten cents to $1.25 and
$1.40. The last fortnight has marked
an advance of about 25 cents for the
vegetable.
T ight receipts and broadening gen
eral dennnd are responsible for the
sharp upturn.
TENTS
and camping utensils See us before
you take your outing.
Hildebrand & Gor
Old Bee Hive Bldg.
WINES AND LIQUORS.
S. A. GIMRE
Agents for the Douglas Shoe
543 Bond St., op. Ross, Higgins & Co.
HOT OR COLD
Golden West
i
Tea !
Just Right
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CLOSSET & DEVERS,
PORTLAND, ORE.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGEST
PLUMBERS.
MONTGOMERY
.1
PLUMBER
Heating Contractor, Tinner
AND .
Sheet Iron Worker
VLL WORK GUARANTEED
425 Bond Street.
E. C. YOUNCE
AND
W. F. BAKER
PLUMBERS
Fittinl
EightlA
' Tinners, Steam and Gas
Aft IIP
ah work Guaranteed. 126
oireei, opp. rost Office. Phone Main
4061.
Eagle Concert Hall mmn E&tuv
w s.,o f u s?&bi0H The Vermont Da rv
Rooms for rent bv the rfav. ...t n, iSfAL am PrePared t0 P"re milk
DAIRIES."
Subscribe for the Morning' Astorian, '
Rooms for rent by the day, week, or
month. Best rates in town.
P. A. PETERSON, Prop.
Matbonrntlc, Phytic.. Fuil of li.tmS ' anA "
HPKciAr, mvnHKH in r.ACH ,M" cream,
Z?Jm?.iS4"& . 'Phone 14 T
..U..H1AH, vniHHSin SF OREQOH, lUQCH, Otg()
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Farmers line.
W. J. INGALLS.