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Is there anything more vapid, insipid, unsatisfying than the chasing after that indefinite, mys terious something which they call happiness; that will-o'-the-wisp which is always beckoning them on but ever eluding their grasp; that rainbow which? recedes as they approach They may enjoy the titillation of the nerves for a moment, the temporary excitement, and the exhilaration which come from even vicious pleas ures. But what of it all? It is only animal enjoyment. Nothing but re gret, disappointment, and disgust fol low. There is within every normal per son a strong desire to do something and to be something in the world; and every idler knows that he is vio lating the fundamental demand of his nature, that he is really cheating him self out of a very sacred prize, the getting of which would mean more to him than anything else in the world. What a pitiable thing it is to sec the human race chasing the dollar material things trying to extract happi'icss, to sqeeze joy out of money alone! Mow little people realize that the very thing they arc hunting lives in themselves or nowhere, that, if they do not take happiness with them, they may hunt the earth over with out finding it. Happiness is a condition of mind. It is a fundamental principle, and he who does not understand the prin ciple cannot possibly be happy. All the misery and the crime of the world rest upon the failure of human beings to understand the principle that no man can be really happy until he harmonizes with the best thing in him, with the divine, and not with the brute. No one can be happy who tries to harmonize his life with his animal instincts. The God (the good1 in him is the only possible thing that can make him happy. -Success Magazine. Bad Attack of Dysentery Cured. "An honored citizen of this town was suffering from a severe attack of dysentery. He told a friend if he could obtain a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy, he felt confident of being cured, he having used this remedy in the West. He was told that I kept it in stock and lost no time in obtaining it, and was promptly cured," says M. J. Leach, druggist, of Wolcott, Vt. For sale by Frank Hart and Leading Druggists. Subscribe for the Morning Astorian. A SILENT TRAGEDY. The National Bureau of Labor is now making an extended investiga tion into the condition of women and children in our American industries. Light is certainly needed on this grave matter. A nation that will not care for its working women and child ren should have its name blotted from the book of life. Most piteous is the silent tragedy of the working child the child who is, in this era of machinery, whirled in for the first time to slave by the side of grown-up men. The sacri fice of children in some sudden cat astrophe arouses the instant compas sion, the swift refense of the nation. With quick accord, the people de mand that no more forever shall there be a Slocum, or a Boyertown, or a Collinwood disaster. But if we could all realize the long misery, the dis tressful torture, the sure destruction of the host of little ones drawn into Child labor, little ones dying some times as surely, though seldom so spectacularly, as the children of the world-watched tragedies if we could realize it all, how long think you, friends, would this crime of civiliza tion stand against the cyclone blast of an aroused public opinion? Child Labor has come in so gradually, it is carried on so quietly, it is defended so skillfully by those interested in grinding children into dividends, that few parents of America realize that even the deficient census of eight years ago gives a total of nearly two million children under fourteen at work in wagearning labors. Success Magazine. Subscribe for The Morning Astorian 60 cents per month. Contains full Associated Press reports, besides all the news in the local field. HE IS THE RICHEST MAX. In whose possessions others feel richest. Who can enjoy a landscape with out owning the land. Who absorbs the best in the world in which he lives, and who gives the best of himself to others. Who has a strong, robust constitu te n. Who has a hearty appreciation of the beautiful in nature. Who enjoys access to tthe master pieces of art, science, and literature. Who has a mind liberally stored and contented. Who can face poverty and mis fortune with cheerfulness and cour age. Who values a good name above gold. For whom plain living, rich thought and grand effort constitute real riches. Success Magazine.