FRIDAY, MAY 8, 1908,
THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
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Easter.
J By OLIVE HILL J-
Copyright, 2M7, by Hamilton lfusk,
TIIEItB could here been nothing
f rentier and more springlike
I than Mine, Louise's Imported
bonnet snd hats, which had
just arrived front Paris end were being
unpacked amid the admiring exclama
tlons of the employees of her establish
aient
stms. Louise was a fsablonabls uillll
Dor. Her models came direct from
raris, and her loysl patrons believed
that the skillful fingers of ber work
women often Improved upon the orlgl
nals, but If you wanted bargain or If
your purse was a limited one Muie.
Louise's establishment wss tho lnt
place to visit
t "You1 say I ask too inocbe," inadawe
ssld one day to a cuatomer, "but made
molaello should remember It Is not ee
velvet nor to ribbons nor te plume
what make xe coat. It Is se cachet, te
style, you can find nowhere else In te
city. If msdemolvelle can get dat
cheap, eh bltra, so much ce bettalre for
hor."
I Among the Importations which were
not to ue maae vimidio to tne puuuc eye
natll the week before Eaater was one
superlatively charming hat. It was of
cream point lace, with a kind of veiled
sueeeNtlon of the teuder green of
spring verdure, and was trimmed with
a drooping spray of exquUlte lilacs. It
wss bat for a beautiful young blond
"Ah, but Is petite Ttoee Lambert
moat buy dat bat!" madams exclaim
ed, claxptng her bunds snd gaxlng with
adoring eye at the bat "Vld ber skin
ao white snd roue, ber eyes like te blue
sky and ber smiling mouth sho vlll be
ebsrmlngr
"Ah, yes, sod ber father la rich,
rich," said Mlaa Ktoll, the forewoman,
"and ho deoSea ber nothing! Ton will
not ssk lee than thirty for this bat
mads me 7"
"Forty dollars!" madamo said deel
slvely. "It coat me ten In Paris, and
It was a bsraaln. Look! Real lace and
te floworo! If we make not a lee tie
profit on our confections, bow vlll te
buslneaa keep up? I-a petite Lambert
vlll give te price, and ahe vlll be te
grand advertisement for te style. Or
ders vlll come In from te light snd te
dark, from to ugly snd to pretty. She
vlll look so lovely dat (ley vlll all tlnk
It Is to bat dat makes beautiful."
Among tho workwomen who were
admiring the new bat was one to whom
It would have, been quite as becoming
as to tho yoing lady for whom It was
Intended. Cabrllle do Kernlon had the
sumo rose leaf skin and wary golden
hair, though her eye were dark gray
Instead of blc, and ber eyebrows and
lashes were nearly black. Sho was a
beautiful girl and a De Kernlon with
all the stalely grace of ber decayed
srlstocratlc line.
Hut what use bad a poor working
girl for aristocratic ancestry? 8uch
questions as that many of the Creoles
of Louisiana have put aside In their
praiseworthy efforts to make a bare
living. The affairs of the De Kernlons
had gone from bad to worse until the
last descendant of the line had gone to
work for mougcr wages to keep herself
and her widowed mother from starv
ing. Certainly they were quite near star
vation for a long time before Mme. de
Kernlon could make up her mind to
consent to Gabrlelle seeking outside
employment. The work at home would
be well enough, for the girl would not
be exposed to the contamination of
coarse associates,, but such work could
not be found, and poverty Is a peremp
tory master who does not always leave
It to one to docldo where he shall make
SHH GAZED AT THB FAMOUS SPRINO HAT,
his bread, but pushes him Into strange
byways to seek It
The girl herself, knowing nothing of
the loss of wealth and grandeur that
her mother lamented, was fairly con
tent with her humble lot. Her ances
tors had transmitted to her a certain
statellness of figure and manner, but
Ibe was at heart a simple minded girl,
doing her work conscientiously and
with no higher ambition than to excel
In It.
OdDnene
There were changes even In her mo
notonous life, from Monday morning
nntll Saturday evening sho wss Ga
brlolle, a bard worked girl, whom m
dame scolded and Miss Stoll worried
and the customers ordered to do this
and that, to pull to pieces and to con
struct with a complete disregard of the
possibility that fingers which were
flesh and blood like their own might
grow weary,
Hut on Sundays behold Mile, de Ker
nlon, clad iu her best, walking grace
fully to church with her mother and
exchanging nods, smiles and courteous
greeting with the Creole aristocracy
of the "old quarter." Most of her
friends were ss poor as' she, but no
poverty or humble toll could Impair the
refinement of manner snd courtly ad
dress which they bad Inherited, with
tbclr names, from their French ances
tors. Gabrlelle cared nothing for past
grandeurs and aristocratic ancestry,
but she would have liked money
enough to dress prettily. She bad ex
cellent taste, and tbst taste was sf-
"HOW DABK YOU ACCUHR MI DAUOBTXB
OF THKT f "
fronted by her threadbare dresses and
well worn gloves and shoes.
"Ah!" she said to herself as she
gated st the famous spring bat "This
lace is Just like mamma's old point lace
scarf which she gave me. No old lace
Is handsomer than that Mine Is finer
and some ragged, but It looks the same.
Then my friend Christine Beaupre
makes lilac sprsys like these, now
funny I And Mme. Louise believes the
hat strictly Parisian."
She smiled at herself in the mirror
opposite. Gabrlelle was pretty and was
fully a war of the fact And the hat
was such a beauty. Several timet she
caught herself looking at It and when
MUs Lambert, summoned by madame,
arrived, Gabrlelle, to her delight was
selected to try It on and make altera
tions If any were needed. Of course
Miss Lambert bought' the bat When
did the astute Mme. Louise fall in dis
posing of her "confections" according
to her plans? There was a slight alter
ation to be made In some of the loop
ing!), which was Intrusted to Gabrl
elle's deft fingers.
"Be sure, madame, to send It to me
8aturday,M Miss Lsmbert said as she
was leaving. "Don't allow your press
of work to crowd my hot out of your
mind."
"But certainly not!" madame scream
ed, gesticulating a vehement denial.
"To forget! Ah, dat would be impos
sible! Mees Hose, you vlll sharm all
eyes on Easter day, and It te young
demoiselles vould give one t'ousand
dollar dey could not get a hat like
yours in te city. It Is unique, shorm
lng, as it is te most sharmlng young
lady In te city who vlll lend grace to
It"
Miss Lambert smiled and bowed at
the compliment. It was really pleas
ant to know that she was the owner
of something not attainable by ber
thousand and one dear friends.
On Sautrday there was such a rush
of custom at Mme. Louise's that Ga
brlelle did not have time even to get
her dinner. About noon Miss Stoll had
been taken III and was obliged to go
home. It wss very unfortunate, tor it
threw a heavier burden of duty upon
the rest, who were already greatly
overworked. During the rest of the
day the shop was in great confusion.
"Tlens!" cried madame in good
French, Just as the shop was about to
be closed, and she clapped her hands
to her forehead as If to restrain from
wandering the few ideas her head still
contained. "I believe I have lost my
mind In all this uproar. Here Is Mme.
Ernest Lauve's bonnet and she lives
In the French quarter, miles from
here! Galylelle, It Is near the Rue
D., where you live. Take the bonnet
to her, and then you can go home, since
by that time' It will be dark, and you
have had no dinner."
Poor Gabrlelle, exhausted and hun
gry, was only too glad of an errand
that, would release her from the shop
even a few minutes earlier than the
others. When she reached home after
dark she was too tired even to think
of Easter.
Mme. Louise . bustled , hither and
thither, for there were many hats and
bonnets to be delivered to her cus
tomers that evening.
"And Mile. Lambert's hat!" she
cried. "You must take it to her, Tlc
tolre, and tell her we were too busy
to send It before."
Vlctolre went to get the hat She
returned after several minutes' ab
sence with n troubled face.
"Madame, the hat is not there. Ga
brlelle made the alterations this after
noon. Did you not send It by her?"
"No!" madame cried angrily. "She
took Mme. Lauve'B hat You are all
crazy. You can find nothing unless It
is under your noso. Get that hat im
mediately! Do you hear? Immedi
ately!" The frightened workwoman ran here
and there, pulling down boxes and fer
reting In every corner of the large
room.
Nine o'clock struck, snl the missing
bit was sot found. But all agreed that
Gabrlelle was the last person seen
with It It was then too late to take
further steps, and madame, verfa
tlgued and nervous, became hysterical
and was borne to bed crying that ber
establishment was ruined, that s theft
bad been committed, that ber custom
ers would lose their confidence In her
and that she could never face them
again.
But she awakened on Easter morning
with her senses restored and with a
well formed resolution in her mind.
Since Gabrlelle was the last person
seen with the hat no doubt the care
less girl bad stowed It sway some
where and forgotten to mention It She
would go to the French quarter and
And out from Gabrlelle where the bat
was. There would still be time to get
It and send it to Miss Lambert before
she was ready for church. .
Little did Gabrlelle, who was making
ber simple toilet and adjusting ber
beautiful bat on ber sunny balr, dream
of the fate which was descending upon
ber. She paused a minute when she
beard a well known voice in the front
room addressing ber mother impera
tlvely In French.
"I am Mme. Louise. I wish to see
your daughter Gabrlelle Immediately.'
Gabrlelle hastened to the room. Ma
dame sprang from ber seat as she en
tered with a loud cry.
"She has the bat! Ah, you wretched
thief, bow did you dare do this? Did
you expect to wear it and get off and
not be detected? Give me my bat!"
She snatched the hat from the bead
of the astounded girt
"I have a great mind to call the po
lice and send you to Jail. If it were
not for the disgrace to my establish
ment I would do it this minute. Oh.
what a bold and Impudent thief!"
"She calls me a thief!" cried Gabrl
elle, pale, trembling and throwing ber
arms around ber mother as if for pro
tection. "She says I stole this bat
Mamma, you know I made it of your
old lace scarf." ,
"Are you mad,, madame?" Mme. de
Kernlon said indignantly. "How dare
you accuse my daughter of theft? I
gave ber the lace, and she made the
hat"
Madame uttered a scornful laugh and
cast a contemptuous glance around the
poorly furnished room.
"Ah, then, you are the princess In
disguise! You are lodged thus," with s
sweep of the hand, "and yon own cost
ly point lace, and your daughter does
me the honor to work for mt and to
approprlato my property. Bah!, No
more of this! My handsomest hat
which the girl altered, is missing. I
come here. I find it on ber bead. I
can swear to my property. If you both
bad your deserts you would be lodged
In Jail. Thank me that yon are not.
And, Gabrlelle, never show your face
in my establishment again!"
She swept away, leaving mother anl
daughter as much astonished as en
raged. When madame reached home she dis
patched a special messenger with the
bat to Miss Lambert and heard noth
ing more of It that day. But early next
morning she was surprised by the en
trance of the young lady.
"What did you mean, madame, by
sending me two bats?" Mtss Lambert
asked. "And yon deceived me by say
ing that mine was the only one in the
"get that bat rmnmiATKLTl do toc
HKAB?"
city. They are as much alike as two
peas. Miss Stoll brought me one on
Saturday noon. She said she was ill
and was going home, and, as she lives
only a short distance from us, she was
kind enough to leave my hat on her
way, But madame, It was a shame in
you to deceive me!"
Mme. Louise gasped for breath. Her
explanation was not clear, but it satis
fied Miss Lambert that, a cruel injus
tice had been done to an innocent girl.
"So you were the actual thief, ma
dame I" she laughed. "Why, they could
arrest you for robbing them. Better
send the girl's hat back to her and eat
a little humble pie."
The humble pie was a bitter morsel
to Mme. Louise, .but as Gabrlelle posi
tively refused to return to her estab
lishment they never met again. Cir
cumstances since then have changed
for tho better with Gabrlelle, but to
this day she remembers the humllla-
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