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THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTOMATOIUON.
SUNDAY, APRIL 25, 1908.
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DEVELOP
BUST
SHE'S A QUEEN SHE'S A SIREN
is aa expression that is always heard at sight of a well
developed woman. If you are flat chested, with BUST
undeveloped, a scrawny neck, thin, lean arms the
above remark will never ba applied to you. "SIREN"
wafers will make you beautiful, bewitching. They DE
VELOP THE BUST in a few weeks from 3 to 6 inches
and produce a fine firm, voluptuous bosom. They fill
out the hollow places. Make the arms handsome and
well modeled and the neck and shoulders shapely and
of perfect contour.
Send fnr Knttl irA mnA wmi'H K ntii4 mnA rrtc
im. pixim waters are aosoiutely harmless, pleasent to take ana con
venient to carry around. Tbey are lold under guarantee to do all
claim or MONEY back.
Price $1.00 per bottle. Inquire at good drug stores or send DIRECT
to as.
pnpCDarin8 tne next days only we will send yon a sample
ltC.Li fiottle of these beautifying wafers on receipt of 10 cents to
" 1 1 1 s, pay cost of packing and portage if you will mention that you
saw the Advertisement in this paper. The sample alone may be sufficient
if defects are trivial
Desk 22 ESTHETIC CHEMICAL CO, 31 West 125th St New York,
THE ROAD OF A THOUSAND
WONDERS
Shasta Route and Coast Line of the
Southern Pacific Company
Through Oregon and California
Over 1300 miles of scenic beauty and interest attractive and instruc
' tive. 'This great railroad passes through a country unsurpassed for its
scenic attractions, and introduces the traveler to the vast arena soon to
become the scene of the world's greatest industrial activities. There is
not an idle or uninteresting hour on the trip ,and the variety of conditions
presented excites wonder and admiration.
Special Low Rate Tickets now on Sale at All Ticket Officse
. $BB.OO i
Portland to Los Angeles and Return
Long limit on tickets and stop-over privileges. Corresponding rates from
viuei yumis. iu4uiic vi j. . ivoucris, locai agent, ror iuu particulars
the country through which this great and helpful publications describing
mgnway extends, or address
WM. McMurray
General Passenger Agent, Portland.
THE LATEST FASHION NEWS
BV JUDIC CHOLLETB
SNAPSHOTS OF THE MODE
' Cloth ami not is a favorite comblno
tlon for waists that are to be worn
The Walet of 1908 Is Very Small. w,tn m tnllorwl suit. The blouse Is
Dull Jet Trlmminfls Chle. j uuallv tho' net. with bands of cblf
Th nif f inna i. ton broadcloth,
small. Corsets are worn fullv two I Th mtk dro,, wn to 1
sizes smaller than they were formerly. ' pretty t1e8'KU for th ,mttU A
and everything points to the return of i nlco fulles tlven the skirt by the
the tittle round waist A coraetlere ! plal,s C0,innK -fro,u square neck,
who makes corsets for manv nrotom. 1 Tn0 Puffwl Iwvea are comfortable
atonal beauties has this to say about ror w,nu wettlncr-
the new round waist: "The call for the j JUDIO CHOLIJBT.
small corset may be due to the facti' .
that there are fewer fat women than ! SPECULATIC...
there used to be. The erase to lose
flesh Is so mat that the fat woman i
One View of ths lnflu.no of the
haa almost disappeared from the face I ' Hock Exchange
or tne eartn. , xsow, m us see what speculation
Those who are tlnJd of embrolilm-T' does. What Jutttlflcstlon la there for
and who do not care for the barbarism ' M Americans are kuown as the great
est of all speculators, not merely stock
speculators or speculators In com rood
Ity futures, but as speculators trvuersl
ly, willing to take a rink, anxious to
put toeir intelligence, their wit, their
brain, brawn and resources against the
tricks or rat. Anil hnva irmvn
' ana grown steadily, expanding polit
ically ana intellectually, and who shall
say not morally? Legitimate specula
tion, then, hasome good effect, some
proper function, some economic bssls
and excuse.
Some of the things that speculation
on the stock exchanges and on the
commodity exchanges make possible
are or should be obvious. It divides or
limits the risks of trade, gives a mar
ket at all times for securities or com
modities, makes it possible for every
one to know what tho market value Is
of any security, of wheat, cotton, corn,
oats, coffee etc. It keeps pace with
the IncreaFP lu trade. Speculators are
always ready to buy or soil at the
market price. It follows the fluctua
tion In value uu,l tYglxtein these
changes In the market prices. It
' makes possible the development of the
I country along great broad lines. It Is
a means' of warning those who are
j solders of securities hat the value of
j their property is decreasing and makes
ft possible ror them to take proper ae
. tlon In the premises. It Is an insur
ance for the producer, the manufac
turer, and vltallws the farmer's credit
These things are overlooked when
1 speculation Is attn-.-ked, and that Is be-
A pattern of this h&th thapM tklrt Qlatlve ninrket l more 8perUculftr,
IMV tUi mA In ail mimm M A M . .... .
ASTORIA & COLUMBIA RIVER
RAILROAD
Only All Rail Route to
PORTLAND "" 11 EASTERN POINTS
TWO DAILY TRAINS
Steamship Tickets via all Ocean Lines
at Lowest Rates. Through tickets on
sale. For rates, steamship and sleeping-car
reservations, call on or address
Go B. JOHNSON, General Agent
12th St., near Commercial St. Astoria, Oregon
John Fox, Pres.
t tF L''ahoV'$?c- A8toria SaP Bank, Treas,
aicibuu iioycr, vice-res. ana oupt.
ASTORIA IRON WORKS
Canning MacWnery, Marine Engines and Boilers
COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED.
Correspondence Solicited. . Foot of Fourth Street
SOT BAY BRASS &
Id
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Iff
louse-Cleaning Time
Mattings In all
Go-Carts Dahy
We have an excellent line in
Baby Go-Carts the celebrated
Allwin it is one cf the easiest
riders in carriages.
Prices $2.50 Up
Specials in Iron Beds
We have the largest assortment of IRON BEDS
in the City and your wants can be easily satisfied
inthis line. Prices are pJways the lowest.
You will save money by buying your furniture
iEWllIilllEHMIf
630-634 Commercial Street
BHUTH SEATED SKIBT-3365.
Rtay b had in alx alsea-from B lo O
thla offloa, gtrlna numbar (SK6). and the
pattern will ba promptly forwarded to
you by mall.
of brilliant filet net and colored em
broidery are turning; to jet trimmings.
The dull jet Is not even used now In
mnnffiln knt (h. m. ... I
wwiuiug, uut IUC lUb JV WUJCV III I ' - w cmnuviri u
wonderful deslms. Evrr woman la ' less rlcious and no more eair to rem
glad of Its reiurn to favor. i t rwt out-Joha Paul Ryan In
The success of a woman's costume . Metropolitan Magazine.
depends largely upon the skirt worn, ' -
ana tne greatest attention should be! Whan Servants War Fined.
given to tbe sbape, fit and hang of ! what would servants of modern
more Intrusive and more suscentlble
to picturesque denunciation. Specula
tion begets certain evils Impossible of
eradication and which assume tbelr
preseut form simply because the spec
ulative markets facilitate tbelr devet
opment. Abolish the markets and tbey
will manifest themselves elsewhere, do
mL.,MmfSJ ,,. ,,u,uiiB!!!Wi ,i , m i , ,
"' l'11"'1'111111' n""n''Hr-i ,'HU ''TWdUmigm
this. The fashionable skirt of the day
is like tne one seen In the Illustration
that fits sheathlike over the hlDS and
gracefully flares out beneath. It ia a
nine gored affair, with tbe paited sec
tions arranged belew tbe hips, and a
times say to tbe following rules and
regulations that were adopted over 300
years ago In tbe household of Sir J.
Harrington, the translator of Arlosto?
A servaut absent from prayers to be
nnea twopence: utterlnz an oath.
close and perfect fit is maintained1 penny: leavlni: a door onen. a iwn'nv:
AM thnaa TTTTTrt f1-W r www I m vHa .. t
UCOd
JTJDIO CHOLLET,
IN FASHION'S REALM.
Fashionable Damitasson Color.
Darned Net Blouses Medish. ' ,
Topaz brown, a cold gray blue and a
peacock green are newer than tbe pur
ple tones, which in the earlier cart of
the season were almost done to death.
White net blouses With a laree meah
darned in white or colored silks In a
splashing design are smart These
blouses are made up over chiffon to
soften them.
An incontrovertible edict has Issued
from tbe throne of fashion. It is a
a penny fine for auy beds unmade, fire
mint or candle mix uncleuned after 8
j any one breaking any of the butler's
glass, a snimiig: twopence fine for auy
ono who ims not Ink the tab e for din
ner by half past 10 or supper by C; bdj
one being u'-ent without leave, four-
pence flue: u pouny fine for any fol
lower vlrlrlj-K the cook: A fine of n
penny for any visitor's room left un
tkl? for four houre nfter he or she
dre:': neiwy fine If the hall be
not cl(vi!!p .t I ir fi In winter and 7
rammer: n !'::. nf (hreepence If the
i:c!i."9 i'i ntt .U'i:vo every Friday after
diniior.
AU ?f)"n :t)(.- n cie deducted from
Mn- n ivi'-tcriy nnyroent of
ASTORIA, OREGON
IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS LAND AND MARINL ENCINFERS
Up-to-Date Sawmill Machinery.
18th and Franklin Ave.
Prompt attention given i ill repah tk.
14 Main 2441
Sherman Transler Co.
HENRY SHERMAN, Manager.
Hacks," Carriages-Baggage. Checked and Transferred-Trucks and Furniture
Wagons-Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shippted.
433 Commercial Street
Main Phone 121
Behnke - Walker
THE LEADING BUSINESS COLLEGE
ELKS BUILDING, PORTLAND, OREGON
OUR FACULTY IS STRONGER THAN EVER
We have just secured the services of ..two high-salaried, practical
men, as well as leading business educators, from the East. We
leave no stone unturned. We are now giving you the best that
money can procure. . iih?M,.w
W- Behnke SEND FOR CATALOGUE L M. Walker, Prin,
I ' V f f I UiU I I
.Hi ni !!tm 1
! t.VJr v-i
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Rheumatic Pains Relieved.
Mrs. Thos. Stenton, postmaster of
Pontypool, Ont, writes: "For the
past eight years I suffered from
rheumatic pains, and during that time
I uesd many different liniments and
remedies for the cure of rheumatism.
Last summer I procured a bottle of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and got
more relief from it than anything I
have ever used, and cheerfully rec
ommend this liniment to all sufferers
from rheumatic pains." For sale by
Frank Hart and leading druggists.
.. New-. Music
New music arriving daily. Come in and try them
over on piano. Few better ones in Astoria Morn
Ing is the best time. Price ALWAYS 1-2 marked or
printed price.
.ee FINE BOX PAPERS ...
Just received500 boxes of latest effects from 19c to
75c per box. Better paper than has ever been
shown here before.
Whitman's Book Store .
SAVE A DOCTOR BILL
BY DRINKING BASS' ALE AND
GUINESS STOUT WITH YOUR
DINNER PUT UP m NIPS. IT
ISA SYSTEM BUILDER. RECOM
MENDED BY ALL PHYSICIANl
PRICE, $U0 PER DOZEN.
AMERICAN IMPORTING CO.
t
: 589 Commercial Street
CUXLD'H SIMPLE' DB!;S8-3113. 5
A Dattem Of thin nrolt. ilw.. la ... i
threo sizs-for one, three ana five vearu
or ace. Send 10 cents to thla office, f;ivln
number (.",113). and the pattern will be
promptly forwarded to you by mall.
F ief to tbe sensible woman. It Is n
dfliauce of tbe judgment of till vfie
medicine men. It la u menace t i c-y.ii-fit
and health. To carry It o-Jt'lakeo
t:;n. trouble and money and tI!a;iiutes
a!) possibilities of economical droning
let tbe edict orovldlni for t!u vonnil
(it loiii? skirts has cone forth un !
"One Touch' of Nature Makes the
Whole World Kin."
When a rooster finds a, big fat
worm he calls all the hens in the
farm yard to come and share it. A
similar trait of human nature ii tn
be observed when a man discovers
something exceptionally good he
wants all his friends and neighbors
to share the benefits of his discovery.
This is the touch of nature that
makes the whole world kin. This
explains why people who have been
cured by Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy write letters to the manufactur
ers for publication, that others sim
ilarly ailing may also use it and ob
tain relief. Behind every one of these
letters is a warm-hearted wish of the
writer to be of use to some
This remedy is for sale bv, Frank
STEEL & EWART
Electrical Contractors
Phone Main 3881 . . . . 426 Bond Street
ASTORIA
THE OEM
C.F.WISE. Prop.
Choice Wines, Liquors Merchants Lunch Trm
and Cigars ,,.30 to ,.3
Hot Lunch at All Hours. s5 Cents
wrner JHtventn and Commercial
' TTTTTTTTTTl'TTlft
THE TRENTON i
First-Class Liquors and Cyan
802 Commercial Street
wmer Commercial and 14th. . ASTORIA, OSSQON
1
be obeyed. ,
Hart and leading druggists.