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THE MORNING ASTOIUAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
WE6nes5A, April is, mm.'
DRINK PLENTY OF
WATER
ALSO GIVES A PRESCRIPTION
RELEAVES 8TOMACH
TROUBLES, KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER AND RHEUMATISM
"The people here lo not drink
enough water to keep healthy," ex
claimed a well known authority. "The
numerous case of stomach trouble,
kidney and ' bladder dicasc and
rheumatism are mainly due to the
fact that tlic drinking of wateV, na
ture's greatest medicine, has been
neglected. Stop loading your system
with patent medicine and cure-alls;
but get on the water wagon. If you
are really sick, why, of course, take
the proper medicines plain common
vcgtcablc treatment, which will not
shatter the ncrvci or ruin the stom
.,t, r.t' :i apl f. 1 f i
When requested for nuch a pre
scription for the cure of rheumatism
nri kidnev trouble the answer was:
'V-... mi ttti kldtlCVS do their
work: they are the filters of the blood
Thev must be made to strain out of
the blood the waste matter and acids
that cause rheumatism, the urine mut
be neutralized o it will no longer be
a source of Irritation tJ the bladder
and, moot of all. you must keep these
acids from forming in the stomach
This Is the caue of stomach trouble
and noor diiiestion. For these con
ditions I would suggest the following
nrascrintion: Fluid F.xtract Dande
lion, one-half ounce; Compound Kar
gon, one ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Mix by
shaking well in bottle and take in
tcaspoonful doses after each meal
and at bedtime, but don't forget, the
water, Drink plenty and often.
This valuable information and slm
pic prescription should be posted up
in' each household and used at the
first ig" of an attack of rheumatism
backache or urinary trouble, no mat
Icr how slight.
TIRED OF PAYING RENT.
Five Wealthy Men In Chicago to Put
Up an Apartment House for
Themselves.
CHICAGO. April 14-Five Chica
go men, having become tired of pay
ing rent, and desiring to live in apart
ments constructed after their ow(n
ideas, have pooled their money and
with $100,000 will erect an apartment
building, in which the plans of each
one will be carried out in the minutest
detail.
This became known yesterday with
hi announcement that the plans for
the erection of the building on Cedar
street had been prrpared. Instead of
paying rent each will pay his share
of the cost. of operating the building,
ncltuling heating, lighting and janitor
service and the wages of a valet in
common, who will be installed in a
room on the fifth floor.
The five, who are said to be the first
who ever have adopted this plan of
avoiding the payment of rent in an
apartment buihjing, are James Tetit,
II. Tcrbcll, Den) Marshal, Charles
E. Fox and an official of the Rock Is-
and R. R.
Each apartment will contain JZ
rooms.
A feature of the building which will
e in the old colonial style of archi
tecture will be that the first floor will
be used as a garage, wiin room ior
five machines.
UNDERGOING A CRISIS.
Professor Foster Speaki on th Re
ligious Basis of Ethics.
CHICAGO, April 14,-Profcssor
.. A .... t
(.,. TV Foster of the university ui
Chcigao Divinity School, in an article
on The Religious uasis oi K.nt.
In the current American Journal of
Theology Issued yesterday from the
University Press expresses the opin
in,. that Christianity is undergoing a
crisi which may destroy it to make
room for a new faith.
Professor Foster declares that
Christendom is witnessing the aeain
of tire traditional Christianity and
that the deepest doubters have been
forced by their consciences to ques
(inn Christian ideals. Many think
... ... mmne trt look Upon the
orthodox Ideals, as "grinning
ideals" he believes.
"Today we are hearing much of the
return to the faith" he says:
"Personally I am unable to see any
such return-there may be indeed,
iKns of a new faith, but no return. In
my opinion Christianity is in the most
grievous crisis in its history. I do not
refer to controversy in the news
papers and on the street but to quiet,
bitter battle serious men arc fighting
out in their own souls".
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tor otomacn irouoies
When there is distress after eating or drinking, or your food
doesn't "set well," the digestion la deranged and the stomach needs
to be toned and strengthened. A naturalappetite and a perfect di
gestion can be assured and you will enjoy your food if you will get
a box of '"."' ." t:?t. Hs:v X-:r
ffleechantt mitt
and use them according to the simple directions printed on the wrapper.
Acute indigestion, lassitude, flatulcnce'qualmishness," and other
uncomfortable atd distressing sensations after eating, are quickly
righted with a dose or two of these little wonder workers for a weak
digestion. In all acute forms of stomach trouble Beecham'a Pills
Are Wonderfully Effective
la Iwxca lOe. and SSc wim full direction
special course in farming. "There
are about WU pupils in the manual
training schools in the Philippines",
Miller said:
"It has been found that they are,
as a class, more apt in receiving in
struction in the trades and in farm
ing than they are accepting the more
polite branches of learning."
A Healing Salve for Burns, Chapped
Hands and Sore Nipple.
As a healing salve for burns, sores,
sore nipples and chapped hands
Chamberlain's Salve Is most- excel
lent It allays the pain of a burn al
most instantly, and unless the injury
Is very severe, heals the parts with
out leaving a scar. Price 25 cents
For sale by Frank Hart and leading
druggists. : ,.
Italy by the S, S, Ida of the Austro
Amcrican Line arrived at, this port
with their number increased to 13.
While the vessel was tossing in a
wild sea a week ago a camel was
born. The baby camel was named Ida
in honor of the steamship.
When the vessel docked the tiny
camel followed its mother gingerly
down the gang plank with an uncer
tain tread. All the camels in the con
signment suffered much -from sea
sickness. .
STEEL. m EWART
Electrical Contractors
Phone Main 3881 . . . . 426 Bond Street
TRANSPORTATION.
OR
OPPORTUNITY
Colonist Rates from all parts of the
United States and Canada to all
parts of Oregon and the Northwest
will be put into effect by , ,. ' ' '
The Oregon Railroad Navigation Co.
MANUAL TRADES.
"PLAY BALL."
CHICAGO. I'pril 14.-The first
game of the Americcan League base
ball championship this season will be
played here today by Chicago and
Detroit, Both teams are primed and
eager for the battle.
Processions, band and general ex
citement are promised.
BABY CAMEL BORN AT SEA.
Uncle Sam Anxious to Teach the
Filipino Men Manual Trades.
SAN FRANTISCO. April ' 14.
Uncle Sam is anxious to instruct the
Filipino men, not only in classes anu
professional We, but to equip them
with a knowledge ot tne. ma mid.
trades and agricultural develvment".
said John GeorRC Miller yesterday at
his hotel. Miller arrived from Las
Cruces, N. M., and is en route to the
Philippines to teach in the govern
ment schools the manual trades, es
pecially in wood work. With him
is Allen Graham of the agrocultural
college, New Mexico who has been
commissioned to. give the Filipinos
NEW YORK. April 14-Consigned
to a Zoo in Chicago a shipment of 12
camels, taken aboard at Palermo
"One Touch of Nature Makes the
Whole World Kin."
When a rooster finds a big fat'
worm he calls all the hens in the
farm yard to come and share it A
similar trait of human nature is to
be observed when a man discovers
something exceptionally good he
wants all his friends and neighbors
to share the benefits of his discovery.
This is the touch of nature that
makes the whole world kin. This
explains why people who have been
cured by Chamberlain a Cough Rem
edy write letters to the manufactur
ers for publication, that others sim
ilarly ailing may also use it and ob
tain relief. Behind every one of these
letters is a warm-hearted wish of the
writer to be of use to some one else.
This remedv is for sale by Frank
Hart and leading druggists,
Have the Morning Astorian deliv-
iered at your home 65c per month.
Southern Pacific Company
Uses In Oregon c
Daily During March and April, 1908
From the principal cities of the '" '
Middle West the Rates will be as",:
follows:
CHICAGO $38X0 COUNCIL BLUFFS $30.69
ST. LOUIS $35.50 OMAHA . ....$30X1
KANSAS CITY $30X0 ST. PAUL i $33X
' Corresponding rates from all other
Eastern points. Stop-overs at pleas
ure at all points in Oregon.
The Colonist Rate is the greatest of all homebuilden. Oregon has un
limited resources and needs more people who desire homes and L"er
opportunities. ' .. .
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Oregon people can accomplish splendid results by heralding toss
opportunity to all the world. SendOregon literature giving good re
liable information about the State, farand wide. Call on the above railroad
for it if necessary. . "
FARES CAN BE PREPAID
Here at home if desired. Any agent is authorized to accept the required
deposit and telegraph ticket to any point Call on G. W. Roberts, local
agent, or address
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. General Passenger Agent,' Portland.
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pay cost of packing and portage if you will mention that you
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Household Checking Accounts.
Every woman who makes purchases,
or has occasion to remit by mail, will
find a Checking Account with this
Bank valuable and convenient a
saving of time and carfare a safe
guard against loss of funds. Y.our
account, subject to your check is very
H cordially invited.
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Through Oregon and California
Over 1300 miles of scenic beauty and interest attractive and instruc
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become the scene of the world's greatest industrial activities. There is
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Special Low Rate Tickets nowjon Saleat All TickeCOfficse
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Portland to Los Angeles and;Iieturn
Long limit on tickets and stop-over privileges. Porresponding rates from
other points. Inquire of G. W. Roberts, local agent, for full particulars
the country through which this great and helpful publications describing ,
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Two daily trains. STEAMSHIP TICKETS .
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Through tickets on sale. For rates, steamship .
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12th St., near Commercial St, Astoria,' Oregon
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