.. . WirnMlnAY. MARCH 4. 1001
W .', lUVlUltilU' nUJkVH"l ww . '
i ; - ; r
A Man Built of Sentiment
ir una and blood. I toouniic us
Hon you. t won't try tt sgara. You
preti nearly scared me to loath.",
IRENE C. ADAMS.
;v' . f fOrislnsJ.1
"Oh, Joe," said Jeannette to her
lance, "what do you think I received
ay express today n
"A glass bottle picked op .on the
coast near Atlantic city containing a
' message."
"Big storm? Shipwreck? Vessel siufc
tor? Ws are nil lost V
"More than that I've had a lover 1
Hdn't know of. Read It" , And !:
handed him a bit of paper on whl :
scrawled her mil name and ;u.
i and '.
lathw minute this Veesel win cam
H all to watery grave, 1 wtsh you to
knew that there baa Mo one wno ns.
anknowD to you. (ortd you Osvotedly.
Bat bt will dl U h hM Uv4 without
sweating himself to iron. Farewell.
"Well," said Joe after reading the
sea-age, "do yea suppose Ira genu-
fcr
"Something tells me It Is."
"Wbs.tr -
I feel-I-eocnehow It seems te me
that had this nan wooed me we would
fcaTe"-
"Would have"
"What a noble, good maa he mast
have been to love me at a distance!"
"Kobte, good man. eh? To love yeu
I a distance! you khsdly ex
faUsT": "Why, there must have beea some
laaaon why he eoaldnt declare him
att. His great heart bore the load
without permitting me to share tt"
"Then why didn't he keep on bear
lag tt without mixing you up la this
.wayr .: "
"He knew a woman's nature, I wish
you knew it as well. A woaua re
ceives her greatest compliment in the
tort of a good man."
"Ton mean a noble, good man. Don't
fears out the noble."
This man must have been a noble,
good, self sacrificing man."
I "Where does the self sacrioce come
mr '
"Why, If be had told me of his love
I would have loved him. We couldn't
Barry and" .v-V'"
"How do you know you couldn't?"
"Why, what other reason would there
ft for his not"
- "Lots of 'em. The chances are be
was beneath you, probably some cab
Mver who once drove you somewhere
r"-:
' "Joseph!"
"More likely a common sailor, with
Ms arms and breast tattooed with an
chors." .
"Ton are simply showing your envy
f one who was doubtless your su
perior." .' ' ' ' -
I "At any rate, I'd have more sense
than to keep my love a secret till s
lew minutes before I wss to be launch
sd for kingdom come."
' "Ton haven't that nobility of soul to
nderstand this man's nature. He
would not speak till what he aald
would not make me suffer till it
would be only sweet for a woman to
leu."
"Nobility of soul, eh? I haven't no
bility of soul. And this man bow do
you know he had a soul at all? How
do you know he isn't a myth? Some
body may have been playing a Joke
n you." ' -
"One who would play such a joke
would have as little soul ss the myth
fee created."
Joseph looked sorely troubled.
"It seems to me," he said presently,
"that a rival has sprung up a blood
less, spiritual, heavenly, noble, good,
anselnsb"
"Heroic"
' "Heroic. Any more?"
"Why do you sneer at him?" '
"I'm not sneering at him. He's sim
ply a manufactured man, one who has
been built up out of pure sentiment
with sentimental arms, legs, head,
hands."
"Who created him? Not II I never
heard of him tin I received his only
and last message.7'
"At any rate, be has replaced me.
I'm going to say farewell. I'm going
to give way to your ideal hero."
"You should strive to be like him."
"Like him! Do you suppose I'd wish
to be like a man of tissue paper, with
nothing inside of him but gas? He
Isn't even gas. He's a vacuum."
"There's no substance In the angels."
"There are different kinds of angels."
"I do believe you hate him."
"I! Hate him! I'm perfectly indiffer
ent to him, confound him!"
The girl burst into a merry laugh.
She laughed for five minutes, holding
her sides, then tried to say something,
but she was interrupted by another in
voluntary peel of laughter. Finally
she controlled herself sufficiently to
say; - ,
"Joe, this is"-
"It's certainly no laughing matter."
"Yes, It is, stupid."
"Stupid! ' It's well that a stupid man
should give way to a little tin god."
"Joe, the next time you send me a
message from the dead do have sense
enough to write It on paper that 1
won't recognize as your own."
The expression of mingled fierceness
and misery on Joe's face gradually
faded away and gave place to one of
ahamefacedness and relief.
"Did you recognize the paper?" he
asked. , , .
"How could I help it since I've a ton
af it upstairs?"
"And the writing?" .
"Scarcely at all disguised. I knew it
m a minute. How came yon to do
such a thing?" - ' 1
"Well, Charlie Baker said that a girl
would tall in love with a man made
nlfer than with on
Prof. H. A. Howell, of Havana, Cuba,
Recommends Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.
"As long ago as I can remember
my mother was a faithful user and
friend of Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy, but never in my life have I real
iied its true value' until now," writes
Prof. H. A. Howell, of Howell's
American School, Havana, Cuba. "On
the night of February 3rd our baby
was taken sick with a very severe
cold, the next day was worse ind the
following night his condition was
desperate. He could not lie down
and it was necessary to have him in
the arms every moment Even then
bis breathing was difficult I did not
think he would live until morning. At
last I thought of my mother's remedy,
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which
we gave, and it afforded prompt re
lief, and now, three days later, he
has fully recovered. Under the cir
cumstances I would not hesitate a
moment in saying that Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, and that only, saved
the life of our dear little boy." For
sale ty Frank Hart and leading drug'
gists.
THE SHIPS OF TYRE.
Xfpm of These Vessels 8tM In Use In
the Far East
Away back', even when Solomon was
king In Israel, the ships or Tyre,
manned by brave Phoenician sailors.
went through the prehistoric canal
where the Sues channel is now and
navigated from China clear around to
Ens-land.
Their ships were the models for
Greece and Rome and later for Venice,
the Spaniards and the Portuguese.
Only the Englishman improved on
shipbuilding, snd from him all mod
ern models have dated.
In the old Trye models the waist of
the ship was low, so the oars could
get good play on the surface of the
ocean, and the, sterns were lofty, so as
to rive room lor stowing cargoes and
to provide dry quarters for the upper
mariners.
' As wind power came Into use the
waist grew higher and the poop deck
disappeared. Step by step from galley
to caravel, from caravel to frigate, the
British shipwrights Improved on the
ships of Tyre.
Rnt in the far east the models have
remained much the same, and the ship
makers of Persia and India bare stuck
to the old Tyrlan models to the pres
ent day. . .
Today their high square sterns re
call the ships of Columbus. The mar
iners still have to get out of sight of
land and steer bv stars and the feel of
the wind on cloudy nights. They sail
around Trinidad and carry pilgrims to
Mecca.
. These vessels, on which the queen of
Sbeba might have traveled to 'visit
Solomon, are used by native Hindoos,
Arabs and by the peoples of Indo-
Chlna.
On board the captain, his men, the
cargoes, pilgrims and sheep, asses and
other lire stock live in a proximity
that would stir an American's stomach
to immediate rebellion. Nashville
American. ' ; .
TRANSFERRED.
n Aesipipn AnVERT SEMKN i a
HELP WANTED MALE.
WANTED MANAGER; GOOD
salary; exeprience not necessary;
for Astoria branch office of large
Portland real estate firm: small capi
tal required; we furnish large list and
tuoi-h unit tha hilling! fnr full bar.
ticutars address Manager, 2U Fifth
street, Portland. :.- 3al-7t
SITUATION WANTED.
SITUATION WANTED BY A
young lady of experience, position
as stenographer; has own machine.
Apply this office. 2-5-3t.
HELP WANTBD-FEMALB.
WANTED GIRL FOR GENERAL
housework. Mrs. . G. Zieglcr, 314
Seventeenth street 3-3-tf.
WANTED -GOOD COOK FOR
general housework; three in family;
no washing nor ironing; $25 per
month. Phone or address Mrs. F. W.
Phisterer, Fort Columbia, Wash.
, WANTED TO RENT.
WANTED SMALL HOUSE, AD
dress "K." Astorian. 3-3-3t.
FOR REST.
FOR RENT Furnished rooms, also
furnished housekeeping rooms. En
quire 267 15th street, corner ex
change. 2-28-6t.
Twas Sergeant O'Malley and Sergeant
McKally,
Two soldiers both valiant and true.
O'Malley served under the old English
flag,
HcNally, the red. white and blue.
The two were alike aa peas In a pod.
And both hailed from Limerick, on Ire
land's old sod.
But one common falling would land them
In "quod,"
A peg one to many or few.
O'Malley, the pride of the queen's fual
leers, Was ordered to "Gib" from the high
lands McNally. a cavalryman. It appears.
On a transport en route to the Islands.
With anchors both down at the "Rock"
the same day.
They met Just by chance In the usual
way
And promptly proceeded to squander theii
pay
On a brand of cold bottles marked
"Wellands."
Bald Sergeant O'Malley, the gay fusileer,
To Sergeant McNally, the Yankee,
H'Tls the fine inspiration I find in the
another wan?" "Sure I will
thank'e." "The point is Just this: Av we aich lx-
change clothes
'Tls a bob to a tanner no wSh lvei
knows'" 1
That a broth av a Joke," said McNally;
"It goes,
Although be th' shift ye will rank me."
McNally' awoke In the fortress next day
In the clothes that O'Malley was own
ing; O'Malley was far on the way to Cathay
In the brig of a transport, bemoaning.
Explanations erratic did nothing avail
The rank only smiled when they heard
the wild tale.
"Sure there's wan consolation McNally's
In Jail,"
Said O'Malley by way of atoning.
Now, Terrenes McNally bethought him
at last ........
And wrote a brief line to O'Malley:
"Av ye anny resplct for th' days av th'
past?
Be a soldier an' stand to the tally."
McNally, they say, made a fine fusileer.
While O'Malley stood fast by our flag
over here, '
'Tls a tale that Is told when there's plenty
of cheer, 1 .
- And the truth? Tou may question O'Mal-
... Jay,. ...... ; .;. ,.
Army and Navy Life.
FOR RENT 2 UNFURNISHED
office rooms, near court house. In
quire 386 Commercial street, up
stairs. 2-7-tf.
FOR RENT OR FOR SALE-NINE
room house, cor. Jerome and 17th
streets. Apply to Capt Ferchen,
330 17th street 2-2tf.
FOR SAUL
FOR SALE THE STOCK AND
fixtures of a aeneral store located a
few miles from Astoria; very clean
stock, and will invoice about $7000.
Particulars at
WESTERN REALTY CO.
ONE HUNDRED-ROOM HOTEL
for sale; doing a splendid business;
good opportunity for a first-class
hotel man.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE-ONE-QUARTER OR
one-half interest in a summer re
sort hotel doing a fine business; over
100 rooms and always engaged 'way
ahead.
WESTERN REALTY CO.
FOR SALE -THE FURNITURE
of a large lodging house; rooms
always full; low rent
WESTERN REALTY CO.
MONEY TO LOAN. ,
MONEY TO LOAN ON GOOD
security, at Scandinavian-American
Savings Bank, Astoria.
Monev to loan on good security.
Scandinavian-American Savings Bank.
bfaiWirWr
f lntngSA
w ' amuss - -mMi sh
IN ONE OR MANY COLORS
LARGEST FACILITIES
IN THE WEST FOR
THE PRODUCTION OF
HIGH GRADE WORK
ItTII l MV It USTIII sggiu
fin ' ill '"I fin riiTlTiii'r r i'-f jS
More than two-thirds of your life
yon wear shoes. Did yon ever think
of that? . I
The Dr. A Reed
Cushion Shoe
Was built to give your feet comfort
two-thirds of your life; the rest you
sleep. ' '2
The W. L. Douglas
Shoe
Has a world-wide reputation. Wear
one and be up to date.
S. A. GItlRE
' ; 543 BOND STREET.
Opposite Fisher Bros.
Best kinds of logging shoes, ban
made, always on hand.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
CHARLES H. ABERCROMBIE
Attorney-at-Law
City Attorney
Offices: City Hill
JOHN C McCUE
, Attorney-at-Law
Deputy District Attorney,
Page Building, Suite
HOUSE MOVER1
FREDRICKSON BROS. We make
a specialty of house moving, car
penters, contractors, general jobbing;
prompt attention to all orders, Cor
ner Tenth and Duane streets.
1
HOWARD M. BROWNELL
Attorney'-at-Law
Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at 420
Commercal St, Astoria.
DENTISTS
DR. VAUGHAI
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon
DR. W. C LOOAN
Dentist
Commercial St Shanahan Bldg.
OSTEOPATHS.
DR. RHODA C HICKS
Oateopath
Office Mansell Bldg. Phone Black 2061
573 Commercial St, Astoria. Ore,
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
RESTAURANTS.
Columbia
Restaurant
3381 Bond St, Cor. 8th and Boaa.
First-Class Meals.
Reasonable Prices.
Our Special Dishes.
Noodles and Chop Suey.
Everything First-class.
YEE YICK, Manager.
TOKIO RESTAURANT.
351 Bond Street
Opposite Ross, Higgins & Co.
Coffee with Pie or Cake 10 Cts,
FIRST-CLASS MEALS
Regular Meals 15 Cte. and Up.
U. S. RESTAURANT.
434 Bond Street
Coffee with Pie or Cake, 10 Cts.
Firat-Class Meals, IS Cts.
FURNITURE.
Hildebrand & Gor
Our clearing sale runs
the year through.
BARGAINS AT ANY TIME
467 Commercial Street.
MASSAGING.
Massaging
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES; WARM
baths if necessary; thorough com
petency is assured. v
MRS. M. HEYNO,
87 W. Bond Street, Astoria.
LAUNDRIES.
- Those Pleated Bosom Shirts
The kind known by dressy men in
the summer, are difficult articles to
launder nicely. Unless you know just
how to do it, the front pleats won't
iron down smooth, and the shirt
front will look mussy. Our New
Press Ironer irons them without
rolling or stretching. Try it
' TROY LAUNDRY,
Tenth and Duane. Phone Main 1991
CABINET MAKERS.'
New Upholstering
Shop
First-class work guaranteed. Up
holstering and cabinet work nicely
and neatly done. , Furniture of all
kinds repaired. Prices right '
164 8th St., bet. ComL and Duane Sts.
J. H. BOWLSBY.
HOTELS.
NORTHERN HOTEL
Astoria's Newest and Best Hotel
Eleventh and Duane Streets .
Rooms, Single or en Suite, Steam
Heated, Baths, Running Water in
Every Roam.
Rates, 30c to $150; Special by
Week. Phone Main 3911.
MRS. J. COLLINS, Manager.
HOTEL OXFORD
Sixth and Oak Stra., Portland, Ore.
A strictly modern hotel in center
of business district; suites with or
without private baths, running hot
and cold water in every room; plenty
of free baths. Rates $1.00, $1,50 and
$2.00. , . . .
VICTOR BRANDT, Prop, u ,
HOTEL PORTLAND
finest Hotel In the Northwest
PORTLAND, ORE.
European Plan Only.
H. C BOWERS, Manager.
rjKDtlTAtm,
J. A. OILBAUOII A CO.,
tUndertftken and Kinlmlincra.
Experienced Lftdy Assistant
' AVlien lefred..
" ' ft ' .
Cull Promptly Attended Day
or Night.
TftUon Ildir- liitlittud IitiftiioSU
AHTOitlA. OilK.UON
Flume Main SSI 11
PLUMBERS.
PLUNDER
Heating Contractor, Tinner
-AND- .
Sheet tron Worker
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
, 425 Bond 8 treat
BOAT BUILDER.
FISH MARKET.
Seattle
isb Met
F
77 Ninth St., near Bond
'Fresh and Salted Fish.
Game and Poultry . ,
Groceries, Produce and Fruit
Imported and Domestic
- Goods.
P. Bakotitch & Feo, Proprs.
Phesw Red 1181
WINES AND LIQUORS.
Eagle Concert Hall
(320 Astor Street) .
Rooms for rent by the day, week, or
month. Best rates in town.
P. A. PETERSON, Prop.
MCOICAL.
UnpreeswntW
Successes' ef
UM
TEE GREAT
CBUIISI DOCTOR
f y,, Who ts . known
I VSK-tbrongbout the United
I gy J State on account of
L "Ti J lis wonderful eirres
No Dolsom or draet used. He runs-
tees to, eure catarrh, asthma, lung and
throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousness,
stomach, liver and kidney, ftmele coo
plaints and. all ehronle diseases, t ' ; :
SUCCESSFUL s HOME TRIATMZHT.
If vou cannot call write for srntutom
blank and circular, Inclosing 4 seats la
stamps) .. .
THE C GES WO VXDICOS CO.
1621 First St., Corner Morrison,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Please mention the Astorlaa.
T, L. Drlscollj
BOATBUILDINO AND REPAIR
INO A SPECIALTY.
22nd and Eachange Street
TRANSPORTATION.
The 11 KM Lint
PASSENGERS FREIGHT
Steamer Lurline
Night Boat for Portland and
Way Landings.
Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday
at 7 p. tn.
Leaves Portland Daily except Sunoay
at 7 a. m.
Quirk Service Excellent Meals
Good Bertha
Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf.
Landing Portland Foot Taylor St
O. B. BLESSING, Agent
Phona Main 2761.
TRANSPORTATION.
.CANADIAN PACIr.10
-.www aasvesw MIW MMf1UU
LESS THAN FOUR DAYS AT 8EA
During the summer season, the
Empresses sail from Quebec to Liver
pool; fast and luxurious. Nine hun
dred miles in sheltered waters of the
St Lawrence River snd Gulf. Short
ocean trip. Use this route snd avoid
sea sickness. ;.,.,;..,..,.
Summer sailing lists and rates now
ready.
' Apply to any Ticket Ant or
James Finlayson, Agent, Astoria, Or.
TRANSPORTATION.
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Nos. 26 and 28 run from Astoria i to Clatsop Beach via Ft. Stevens Na 22
.... m fwrtm Krtrflann fA Aa.nria a.h f In t.nn u -1. ji . . A . ....
- uu vwiauij ucatii uircct. no. runs frnm
Portland to Astoria only. No. 30 runs from Astoria to .Clatsop Beach HlrVe
.- ?inr v'a x- sevens. No. 23 runs from Clatsop Beach
to Astoria and Portland direct ...... OWKn
vvmhvvkv... v. viuitu, win! an udus-conuncniai lines At Cnhl
with Northern Pacific Railway Company At Astoria with steamers for San
Francisco and Tillamook and Ilwafln l?a ilwov , w.,i.i- n'l . . 1
and railway. ' " 7 ' """"" vomptnyi noat
inrougn ticKets sold to and from all points in the East and Eurooe
further particulars apply to
For
General Agent, 12th and Commercitl.'Astoria, Or.