10 THE MORNING ASTOIUAN. ASTORIA. OREGON. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1907. tort Among the Blackboards. sovereign. In exactly the mw sweet ly Insistent way bad hebecn sent many a time and oft to seek tidings of tli laggard milkman. Bis colleagues . when be laid these facta before them vera of the opinion that things looked my dark for teacher. Said Nathan t "You know how aha says we should be motara on her weddlngeJ Well, tt could to be Ilea. She marries maybe airesay. , ; Patrick promptly knocked the moni tor of window boxes down upon the rough asphalt of the yard and kicked brd. .v.c,., . "Miss Bailey's so sneak." he cried hotly. It ahe waa married she'd Jost it uer go and tear "Well." Morris began, "I had one a auntle'v- .. "Tour auntie mates me ticks" snap ped Fatrlck. But Morris went on quite vndistnrbedty: 1 had once a auntie, un ah had awful kind feelinga over a stylish floorwalker, and b was lOTtng mlt be. 60-0-ob! They marries! Un they don't say nothings tq nobody." "She slat married," Patrick reiterat ed. "She ahVt" "Well, ahe will be," muttered Na than vindictively. "Und the new teach er will nek yon the while yon fights. Ifs fierce how yon makes me biles on my bones. Think shame." When tbe raffled monitor of the win dow boxes had been soothed by' the peaceful guardian of the goldfish the cabinet held council. Nathan suggest ed that It might be possible to bribe the Interloper. They would give him their combined wealth and urge him to turn his eyes upon Miss Blake, whose room was Just across the balL She was very big and would do excellently well for him, whereas she was entirely too long and too broad for them. Morris maintained that teacher might be beld by gratitude." list should be made out, and each In turn, a child a day, should give her a present Patrick listened to these Ideas in deep and restive disgust He urged In stant and copious bloodshed. His big brother's gang could "let daylight Into the dude" with enjoyment and dis patch. They would watch him' cease lessly, and they would track him down. The watching was an easy matter, for teacher, In common with the ma jority of rulers, lived much In the pub lie eye. The stranger was often de tected prowling In her vicinity. He en began to bring her to school In the mornings, and on these occasions then were always violets in her coat Ho used to appear at luncheon time and vanish with her. He used to come fa the afternoon and hare tea in room 13 with two other teachers and with teacher. The antagonism of tbe moni tor f goldfish fcectia so marked that t!Sm Bailey was forced to remonstrate. "Horns, dear," she began on titer- bmb when they were alone together, ytra were very rod to Dr. Ingraham MBterOay. I cant sHow yen to stay Mrs with me If you're going to behave S badly. To sulked horribly, sad you slammed the door against his foot Of coon It was sa accident but bow would you feel, Morris, If you bad hurt tor. Ingraham T - - "Gladr said the monitor of the gold ah savagery. "Gladr "Morris! What do you mesa by asytog such a thing? rm ashamed of yen. Why should you want to hurt a friend q mine?" "Don't you be friends mlt htar cried Morris, deserting his fish snd throwing himself , upon his. teacher. "Don't you do It, Teaoher MIsslVBal-j ley. Ue alu't 110 friends for a lady." And then lu answer to teacher's star af blank surprbe be went on: "My nianma sho soea htm by your side, Uiul stio snys I gat to tell you in whispering how she any. Teacher meikly bent her head, and Morris whlspere! In an awestruck voice: - "My mamma suys she like that Ha could to be a Krlsht'" and tluo drew back to study teacher's consternation. But ahe seemed quiU calm. Perhaps she had already faced the devastating fact for she snide "Tea, I know he's a Christian. I'm not afraid of tbem. Are your "Teacher, no, ma'an. Miosis Batloy, t ain't got no scare over Krlshts, ou"y they aint no friends for ladles. My papa says like that on my auntie, und my auntie she's married now mlt a stylish floorwalker. We'ra got a Krlsht by our house for boarder, so I know. But you couldnt to know 'bout Krlshts." . : C l Tea, I do. They're very nice peov pie." . -. "No, ma'an," said Morris gently. And then still more courteously: It's a lie. You couldnt to know about Krlshts." "But I do know all about them. Mor ris dear. I'm a Christian." Again Morris remembered bis man ners, Again be replied In his courtly phrase: "Ifs a lie." As be said It, with a bewitching rising Inflection, It waa al most a caress. "Ifs a lie. Teacher fools. Ton couldn't to be no Krlsht Ton aint got no looks off of Krlshts." Teacher was mildly surprised. , She waa as Irish as Patrick Brennan. and m her own way she looked It Truly her eyes were brown, but the face and the faith of her fathers were still strongly hers. Morris meanwhile ex amined his sovereign with admiring eyes. He could well understand the heart of that Krlsht for teacher was very beautiful and of splendid array, Her Jumper waa red with golden but tons, and her collar was white, and her hair waa soft with combs. And ahe had a light face and a little bit of nose and teeth. Her apron was from silk with red ribbons and red flowers, and ahe had like-man's shoes and . a watch. This vision of feminine per fection was bestowing time and smiles on him. She was actually appealing to his Judgment - At the end of a month tbe high heels tnd the festive raiment appeared again, and the staff knew that the me for action had really come. They tore must bring the Krlsht to terms befi he should sea teacher la her present tnd Irresistible array. He was always first tt the trystlnf place, and there they would have speech with him. They arranged to escape from room 28 before 8 o'clock. Patrick feigned t aos bleed, Morris developed sa In ward sgony, tad Nathan, titer some moments of tndsHsloa, boldly plucked out s tottering tooth tad, followed bloody but triumphant la their wake. They found the enemy Just as they had expected tad Morris, betas- txaia elected spokesman, stepped forward sad took aim by bis dastard band. The adversary yielded, thinking that teacher had been forced to greater caution. The monitors of goldfish tnd of window boxes followed close be hind, they having consented In view of the enormous issues Involved to act as scouts. Around the comer they went tnto s dark and narrow alley, and when they had reached t secluded spot between the high wan of tbe school nd the Jlank windows jot a recently Ovtmq vtucuwui nuane noma Dvgta; "Teacher dou't wants to go on tha party mlt you the while ahe tint got no more that kind feeling over you." "Whatr cried the astonished Dr, Ingraham. "She dont wants to be married mlt you." v i: -. "Did Miss Bailey send you with any message to mer Tbe question waa so fierce that the truth waa forced from, the unwilling lips of the spokesman. "No, ma'sn uo, air," they faltered. "On'y that's the feeling what she bad. Und so you go away now 'out seeing teacher, me und the other follows we gives you M m cents," The cabinet drew near to bear the answer to this suggestion. It puttied them, for "Now, look here, boy," said Dr. In graham, "you'd better go boms tnd get to bed. You aren't well." Morris conferred with bis colleagues tnd returned with: "We gives you s e-v-e-n cents to you go home now "out seeing teacher. A nickel und two pennies, so you go now. Und aay Miss Blake could go by your aids, She baa kind feelings over you." "Nonsense!" said the man. "When will your teacher be downr "She tint coming tt all She hat no more feelings. So you goes now we gives you t dim and t penny. Eleven cents. We tint got it On'y we could to get. Teacher gives me all times pennies." Just as the stranger was wondering bow much of truth these extraordinary children knew, teacher, calm eyed and unruffled, appeared upon the scene. She said, as she generally did: "Dr. Ingraham! Who would have thought to find you here!" And then: "Are you talking to my little people! They are the cleverest little things and such friends of mine. Morris her and I are the greatest of cronies." - Teacher's manner aa ahe began her greeting was serene and bright but a gloomy, even a morose, glance from Dr. Ingraham's cold blue eye quite changed her. His voice, too, consider ed as the voice of love, sounded sulky as be said: - "So it seems. He has given me to answer which you refused me." -"How generous of Morris, and bow thoughtful! lie's always trying to save me trouble. And the question, now, to which the answer, belonged. May one know that?" , "Too know it well enough," with glance up and down the deserted alley, for even Patrick bad realized that dis cretion is tbe better pert oT statesman- thin. "Toukoow it too wet!. I asked tt yesterday and every day for weeks," "And Morris' answer?" "Nor They really are the cleverer call 1ATTEMES Astoria Hardware Co., 113 12th St. Sherman Transfer Co. HENRY SHEB MAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked tad Transited; Trucks . Wagons Pianos Moved, Boxed snd Shipped. 433 Commercial Street tnd Fur sit ui Mala Phone isi SCOW BAY IROH & BRASS WORKS ASTORIA, OREGON IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS1 LAND AND MARINE ENGINEERS rv-to-Este Baw Mill Machinery) Prompt attention given to aU repair work 18th snd Franklin Ave, Tel. Msin 2461 JOHN FOX, Pres. F. I BISHOP, See. ' ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK, Tress. NELSON TROYER, Vlce-Prea. tail Supt ASTORIA IRON WORKS DESIGNERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF THE LATEST IMPROVED .... Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers COUPLETS CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED. Correspondence Solicited. Foot of Fourth Street. TitOe brutes! I cant think why you come down here every day. The brats a rent la tbe least grateful" "But they are. They think m per fection." "That is the contagion of mental states.". "And they're not fond of you." "They reflect your every thought "Yes, tbe insight of a little child is t marvelous thing. But come. We are t long wty from Forty -seventh street tnd our hostess." Tee, do you know," said Dr. Ingra ham, "ia a dreadful bore." "Of course. But cold tea Is worse. And the cakes are so shattered to ward the end. Come." I've changed my mind. I'm not going. Pm tired of this sort of thing. Answer me now." "But the children," faltered teacher. 1 should miss them so." At this sign of weakening Dr. In graham favored tbe qneer old street with a 'tableau to which It long had been a stranger. And the cabinet, creeping back to reconnolter, Immedi ately guessed the worst Said Morris: "She's loving mlt him und he's lov ing mlt her. They've got loving looks. I had once s auntie" This was too much for the torn spirit of the leader of the line. He laid violent hands and feet upon the monitor of goldfish. The monitor of window boxea promptly followed suit Morris' prolonged yell of agonized sur. prise brought teacher flying to tbe rescue, snd teacher brought Dr. In graham. While tbe latter beld and re strained Patrick and Nathan, Mlsa Bailey lavished endearments and ca resses on her favorite. The captor grew as restless as his captives under this aggravation and at last allowed his charges to escape him. "Miss Bailey 1" he remonstrated; "I can't stand this sort of thing, you know. Irs cruel" But teacher's ears were til for Mor ris tale of sorrow. "I don't know what Is mit Patrick," he was saying. "He hits me t hack tomethin' fierce sooner I says about mine auntie. Und Nathan, too, is bad hoys. He says you lies." IV said teachr, "ir -i iss, ma an, mat s now he says. On'y I know you don't lies. I know we should be monitors like you says." "Wnen, (leaner', "On your weddlhge. You know you says me und Patrick und Nathan should be monitors on your weddlnge wnen you marries mlt him." And Morris stretched a pointing flneer at ine roe. After one radiant glance at teacher's crimson face, Dr. lneranain possessed himself of a scrubby hand and shook It warmly. "And so you shall, old chap," ha cried; "so you shall. You may be best man if you so desire. Anything you like." ; ' "New clothes?" asked Morris. "From stem to stern." 'Say, teacher, Aftse Batkiy, he yo 90' "Gallons."" " "Paper napkins mlt birds P "Bushels." . "Can I mine little sister bringr "A dosen little sisters tt you have them." "Can I go in t carriage, down sad up It's stylish." , "You shall have a parade of carriages -one for each sister." "But I'm not going to leave you for t long time," Miss Bailey assured him. "I shall get you another and t nicer teacher before I go." . "All right" said Morris blithely. And he then set out to spend the untold wealth which the enemy bad put Into bis band. When Mlsa Baljcy turned to Dr. In graham her "light face" was still brightly pink. "Hs Is making t dreadful mistake," the began timidly. "Believe me, be la confusing things horribly. I can't ex plain. But you were qnlte right when you said they were ungrateful little brutes. They are." "No, no," Dr. Ingrabsm gently In terposed. "You were right They sr. the cleverest youngsters. The Insight of t little child is a marvelous thing, tnd your crony, Morris, has answered me, after alt" And then, as teacher mid no sign of dissent, hs added, rtttl mors gently: "Constance, dear." sii 11 t issksits)ijiiis)iisisjin npsTiirwBTsinin First National Bank of Astoria, Ore ESTABLISHED 18MM. Capital 01OO.OOO 1. Q. A. BOWLBY, Prealdut. 0. 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