WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1907.
iTHE MORNING ., ASTOR1AN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
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The Morse stock is rapidly going. People are coming 30 and 50 miles to take
advantage of this great close out sale.
Remember we are not asking a profit on goods But the room must be
put in shape for a different line of goods.
And to have it in shape for the fall trade means that it must be done at
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once. So if there is anything you want in our line come at once.
BOSTON
O) it AJiiL
(Successors to the Morse Department Store)
S. D. LYNCH, Proprietor.
BE WIDOWS NO MORE.
TOPHKA, IVt. 8. There ought to Ik
bo troublo for a Kansas widow to secure
it hutatil lhue days, jtiiicc a eoinpiiny
lms lu'i'ii fta!liiie(l here nt the ntjite mwssnry t lint she lw extremely fair to
capital, the purpose, of which is to fur
iiInIi husbands to those widowed ones
who are delimits of taking another
ihiince in the matrimonial field. The
widow doesn't have to be voting. It's not
WOMEN WHO CHARM
Health Is the First Essential Toward Mailing a
Woman Attractive.
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M15S HULDA KUGHLER
There is a beauty and attractive
ness in health which la far greater
than more regularity of feature.
A siokly, irritable, and complaining
woman always carries a eloud of
depression with her; she is not only
unhappy herself but is a damper to
all Joy and happiness when with her
family and friends.
It Is the bright, healthy, vivacious
woman who always charms and oarries
sunshine wherever she goes.
If a woman finds that her energies
are flaggW and that everything tires
her: if her feminine system fails to
perform its allotted duties, there is
vervousness, sleeplessness, faintness,
baekaohe, headache, bearing down
pains, and irregularities, eauslng
-oonstant misery and melancholia,
he should remember that Lydm E,
Plflkharn's Vgetbl Corapottdd
made from native roots and herbs will
dispel all these troubles. By correct-
ng sue cause ox un uvuiyi ,
there other treatment mar have
failed,
wnwii OTvnn. of No. SOS
Sth Avenue, New York City, writes
DearMrs. Pinkham-
"For months I suffered with dreadful
headaohi-. pain in the back, and severe
tvemorrh. W I vn weak and out of sorts
U the to JLydia B. Plnkm's Vegetable
Compound helped me when all other medi
uw hid failed It seamed to be just what
I seeded and quickly restored my health."
MISS ELIZABETH WYNN
Miss Hulda Eughler, of No, S5,
West 15th Street, New York City,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham
! "For months I was ill with an internal
trouble. I suffered terrible agony, was
nervous, irritable, and sick all the tima I
took different medicines without benefit.
Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
was recommended and within six months I
was oompletely restored to health and I
want to reoommend it to every suffering
woman.''
Women who are troubled with
painfulor Irregular funotlons. back
ache, bloating (or flatulence), displace
Sents, Inflammation or ulceration,
at bearing-down feeling, dizziness,
Indigestion, or nervous prostration
may be restored to perfect health and
strength by taking Lydla E. Fink
ham's Vegetable Compound,
Mil. Piakoui'i lortutlos tt Weaei.
'Women suffering from any form
of female weakness are Invited to
iptly oommunioata . with Mrs.
bam, at Lynn. Mass. From the
symptoms given, the trouble may be
located ana the quickest and surest
way of reoovery advised. Out of her
vast volume of experience In treating
female ills Mrs. OPinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will
help your case. Her advice is free
and always helpful,
look upon. Her bank account must not
necessary be large, although that would
help. All that is required is that she
express a desire to marry again and
indicate whether or not she would con
aider an offer oin marriage from a re
spectable honest man."
This agency is sending out letters to
practically ail the widows in the state.
At the beginning the marriage brokers
ank only 10 cents for full information
regarding the business. This in itself
would bring in a fair income, provided
there are sufficient discontented widows
credulous enough to answer the circular
elling of the fine line of bachelors and,
perhaps, nvidknvofrs, more than ready!
to take a chance.
The circular letter head speaks of the
association as "marriage brokers." In
one corner is a picture of two clasped
hands beneath which is printed "United
wo stand, divided we fall."
While the construction of the letter
is a bit "lumpy," yet that need not
sfaiiil in the way of any widow who
believes that a helpmate is absolutely
necessary to real happiness. Nothing
is said in the letter regarding the finan
cial standing of those on the list, but
what of that, if every one is "respect
able, honest and good?" Here is a
copy of the letter:
"Dear Madam You having been a
married woman, would you accept an
other offer in marriage! We think we
can find you a respectable, good honest,
man, if you wish to get married again,
as we have quite a number of very
eligible men on our lists that we can
furnish you with such a person as you1
want, if you wish to embark in matri-1
mony again." I
It will be noticed that the circular'
refrains from saying anything about j
the "sea of matrimony," although it
cuts pretty close by asking the fair
one if She wishes to again "embark"',
But the letter goes on and gets at the 1
milk in the cocoanut and shows just
where the brokers "get theirs"
"If vrm will innlnao 1ft nonta u-a will I
give you the full information in re
gard to the business. All business ab-1
solutely confidential." '
UNBARES SECRETS OF ARMY.
Ex-Captain Kirkman Writes Revealing
Secrets
Rings Dyspepsia Tablets do the work.
Stomach trouble, dyspepsia, indigestion,
bloating, etc, yield quickly. Two day's
treatment free. , ; Ask your druggist for
a free trial. ; 6ol,r by Frank Hart's
LEAVENWORTH, Kan, Oct. 8.-
Ex-Captain Moore Kirkman, late of 25th
United States infantry, was discharged
from the' United States penitenfciarvj
thia morning He immediately announc
cd that he had written a book dwell
ing with the inside of army life.
Kirkman attempted to get the book
printed at a city publishing house but
without success. The book will deal
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with scandals in the army and it is
stated affects several prominent of
fleers.
He says Marshall M. Kirkman, vice
president of the Chicago & Northwest
ern railroad, his uncle, is to finance
the publication.)
Kirkman is a member of one of the
, best known families in the United States
In ll03, while stationed at Fort Nio
brnra, he caused the suicide in Omaha of
au olUcer of his regiment, because of
remoive on account of his wife's re
lations with Kirkman.
Kirkman wasv tried shortly after this
and convicted of conduct unbecoming
an officer and a gentleman.
, He was sentenced to two years' im
prisonment and dismissed from the army
In 1900 'while captain of the 23rd in
fantry, he was tried in Manila on a
I charge of offensive conduct toward the
late Archbishop Cappele while en route
to the Philippines on a transport
Th)e tiial was ordered by-1 General
! Harrison Grey Qtis, then in command
of the army in the Philippines. Kirk
man was found guilty and sentenced
to dismissal from the army. He ap
pealed, however, contending that the
sentence of dismissal was illegal and
the ground at the time it was approved
by General Otis, a state of war did
not exist in the Philippines in which
the United States was contending The
constitution gives a general that pow
er only during a state of war This
view ol the case was concurred in and
within three .months from the time of
Kirkman's dismissal, he was restored
to his former rank. ' '
C Morning Astorian, M esit pet
month, delivered by carrier.
KING DEVOTED TO YACHTING.
King Alfonso of Spain an Enthusiastic
Yachtsman
MADRID, Oct. 8. King Alfonso's de
votion to yachting is likely to be dis
concerting to some of his courtiers, who
are not good sailors, but are expected to
share their monarch's tastes, A day or
two ago he is said to have remarked to
a Spanish nobleman: "I know you al-i
ways get seasick, but I want you to be
a yachtsman and owner of a 10-tonner
for next year's regattas." The marquis
immeiately placed an order for a sail
boat. Several other high officials are in
a panic lest they be ordered to follow
suit
TRANSPORTATION.
The K"Une
A Certain Cure for Croup Used for Ten
Years Without a Failure.
Mr. W. a Bott, a Star City, Ind,
hardware merchant, is enthusiastic in
his praise of Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. His children have all been subject
to croup and he has used this remedy
for the past 10 years, and though they
much feared the croup, his wife and he
always felt safe upon retiring when a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
was in the house. His oldest child was
subject to severe attacks of croup, but
this remedy never failed to effect a
speedy cure. He has recommended it to
friends and neighbors and all who have
used it say that it is unequaled for
croup and whooping cough. For Bale by
Frank Hart and Leading Druggists.' )
Steamer - Lurline
Night BoatYor Portland and
Way Landings.
PA8SENGER8. FREIGHT.
Leaves Astoria daily except Sunday at
7P.m.
If taken patiently and persistently will
relieve the most obstinate cases of. in
digestion, constipation, bad blood, bad
liver no matter how long standing.
That's what Hollister's Rocky Moun
tain Tea will do. 35 cents, Tea or
Tablets. Frank Hart. ' ? " "
Leaves Portland Daily except Sunday
at 7 a. m. .. .
Quick Service Excellent Metis
Good Berths.
Landing Astoria Flavel Wharf.
Landing Portland Foot Taylor St
G. B. BLESSING, Agent
Phone Main 1761.
TKAK5P0XTATI0&.
Steamer 1
TELEGRAPH
The only 8tamboat making a round trip DAILY
except Thursday between Portland and Astqi-U
and way points.
NO WAY POINTS ON SUNDAY
Portland Landing, alder Street Dock
Astoria Landing, Callendor Dock
Leave Portland 7:00 a, m.; arrive Astoria, 1:30
p. m, Leave Astoria 2:30 p. m.; arrive Portland
9:80 p. m.
SUNDAY EXCURSIONS
Leave Portland 8 a. m.: arrive Astoria 1 p.m.
Leave Astoria t p. m., arrive Portland p. m.
Sweet Potatoes the year around this is only
one ot tne many treats made possible by
Preferred Stock Canned Goods'
rHiHvumuuuMtminn
Preferred Stock Sweet Potatoes are grown
in we sanay sou or wew jersey where
the sweet potato is known to reach its
perfection. There they are harvested
and canned for Preferred Stnrlr
lound. Derfect ootatoes of trnnH Rita an1
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shape beinsr accented for this hiorh tmA
of goods. They come out of the can whole.
Lmkfirthtrtd, white and gold label and be m
they art Preferred Stockat vour enetrt. t
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