THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. WEDNESDAY, JULY io, 1907. THE MORNING ASTORIAN IfUbUtM ll7 Published Daily Except Monday by Ms, J. & DKIXIMGKR COMPACT. SUBSCRIPTION 1ATU. tj mail, per yew., ...... 8y carrier, per month.... .17.00 . JO WXMXI ASTORIA!. it nail, per jw, ia tdTUMM..lJ0 Entered a seeond-lasa mm lor July SOl MOS. at the postofflc M AjttorW. Or. tanderUMMftofConfreaaot ktarebt, . .n I .k Amtwr fJ Til If mimiiji 10 dlbcr iwUM r pktoi at feraoch iiMM. 10 lrrlriw to da TSLEPBOKE HAH Ml. Official paper of Clatsop eounty and tbeCltJofijtorla. it means to the home-wkim world we re striving to lure here. In whatever capacity he hll come, lie is one of the great men of the na tion ml we mutt to it that he lack nothing of honor and that hl brief stay Iwr is made menioranla to him after the hapi'iest fashion possible, and if we ;o that length, we shall not be soon forgotten in hall and field where hi word work! womlew. WEATHER. Oregon, Washington, Idaho Fair and warmer. ' WORK AX THE FORTS. The work now underway at the forts at the mouth of the Columbia, in which the regular army and the Oregon na tional guard are participating so suc cessfully, ia an object lesson for the citizen as well as for the men in uni form and should receive the earnest at tention of everybody, since it affects the peace and safety of the country at large. Citizens ought to take a day off and visit the scene of maneuvers and drills and evolutions and see for him self the manner of men and scope of method employed to protect him and his home and business. It will give him a larger idea of the supreme utility of the soldier in the event of trouble and a truer understanding of the burden confronting the man-at-arms at such a juncture. It is not enough that we pay our taxes and support our government ungrudgingly, there are other elements of the immense game and they should be realized and appreciated to the full by the man in whose behalf they are Invoked. The officers in charge of the-e huge schemes of equipment and training are anxious that the general citizenry should flock to the scene and make in quiries and take notes and satisfy them selves of the success and efficiency on the men engaged. And it has another and more important bearing on tjie future, since it acquaints the ordinary citizen with the shortcomings of the service in the matter of equipment and departmental establishment, and creates a sentiment urging the making good of all that is needed. t pays the citizen to keep in touch with all these things and gives him a knowledge and aptitude for discussing and demanding the es sentials that is often instrumental in compelling the government's attention ami concession. THB VICE-PRESIDENT'S VISIT. The coming of Vice-President Fair banks to Astoria and Clatsop next Mon day is fraught with many significant suggestions, not the least of which will be the political bearing it may have. While of the President's official family and intimately connected with the course of governmental action a a we realize it, the distinguished visitor is known to be widely and essentially, in disposed to the principles and policies that actuate his great chief; though there is nothing in this to reflect upon the wisdom or integrity of Mr. Fair banks, whatever weight it may have in coloring the public sentiment of this bailiwick at a later day, when the elec toral whirligig shall have sent this man's honorable name to the people for the highest consideration they can give it. It is not at all improbable that the name of the Vice-iPresident will occupy just such a place and it is well for all men to have, or gain, a thorough under standing of the prime merits of this leading citizen when that hour shall arrive, in order that no injustice shall be done him in convention or at the polls, We are glad he is coming to us for this reason. By seeing him, hearing hjm, and knowing him to that degree of in timacy that is obtainable in this visit, we shall have a truer guage for judg ment and a far more satisfactory scope for real estimate. If he shall never pose iri that particu lar way before us, then we shall have had the pleasure of entertaining a brilliant fellow-citizen with capacity for acquiring definite knowledge of our people, our country, our advantages and our prospects, and who will often be in position to say a wise and kindly word for the great Pacific west and all SCHMITZ A BIGOT. Kugvne Schiwita, the convicted Mayor jf Sn Francisco, ia adding hourly to .he volume of detestation in which he is leld there, aad hi fours i on a par with the iueensate bigotry ifnd vanity f(the man. s But Httl else was ex pected of him and there is no surprise ove.i the const at hi contietemue in court on Monday laat. He has tfe backing of a group of weak and klle men of his own calibre and harp on their encouragement as a pretext for tna greater folly of be lieving that there ia any aaving grace in the situation for him. He it of the sort that will always be a victim of ailly bombast such as his socialistic friends have in plenty and ven the proven knowledge of his guilt under the law toe not constitute conviction with him nor them. It is not robbery to do as be has doiJe, in the socialist io creed; no man ran rob the rich, and to the sense warped by the reasoning they hold to, no man is guilty of real crime to long as the act runs harmoniously with the dogma and fetich of common ownership of everything. San Francisco will imperil her finan cial and commercial standing In the world of business if Schmitz "hall es cape the penalty that has been imposed on him, and will find the task of her rejuvenation inimitably hard, if he is turned loose to resume his post and predatory impulses. The workl of money is looking a-Kance at her as i is, arm but little more dalliance with the crowd and code he typifies, will result in her complete denial and negation by those who might help. I Woman and the Home BY CATHERIN E ALIMAN. IMPROVEMENTS AT SAN FRANCISCO Extensive improvements have been planned by the United States Govern ment in tTie fortifications at the Golden Gate, San Francisco and much of the preliminary work has already been ac complished The great fire of l'.XMI had the effect of retarding this work and temporarily diverting a portion of the appropriation. These matters have reached an adjustment, however, and the Quartermaster General's office is busily enjraged upon the plans so far as they require completion. The ajijirepate of improvements and new works within the area of San Francisco will, when completed .constitute one of the greatest military camps in the United States. An act of Confess, approved dune 12th, 1900, provides for the expenditure of not to exceed $1 ,500.0(10, of which .".W.000 was made immediately avail able for the construction of a general npply depot for the army, at Fort Mason, California. The contemplated improvements consist of a wharf suf ficiently large to accomodate four trans ports, six warehouses each 00 X 200 feet and thn-e stories high, and an ad ministration building, together with of ficers' quarters sufficient to accomodate the officers on duty in connectio with the depot. Plans are now being perfected in the Quartermaster General's office for this work, and it is expected that ac tive operations will be begun at an early date. All preliminary work such as oundings, locations, surveys, etc., have been completed. While the plans for the buildings have not been entirely ap proved by the Quartermaster General's office, it is understood that the general type of construction will be the mission, and the probability is that all buildings will be built of reinforced concrete. Regarding the work at the Presidio reservation itself it is pretty well un derstood among army men, although un officially, as yet, that a complete post, to be known as Fort Winfleld Scott, is to be constructed sometime in the near future, in the western part of the Pre sidio, near the fortifications. This work, when done, will consist of bar racks and officers' quarters, with the necessary storehouses for the Accomoda tion of the Coast Artillery stationed at the Presidio. Independently of any of the work above mentioned ,bids have just been opened for the construction of a com plete electric lighting and power system at Forts Baker and Barry. The re building of the wharf at Alcatraz, to cost about $42,000, is already in pro gress, and is to be finished by September. The adoption of the mission style will sound a new note in military architec ture, so far as this country is concerned. Reinforced concrete lends itself perfec tly to this pattern of structure, and from the architectural point of view has all the possibilities of the old adobe, dear to the heart of the original mission builders, plus the structural strength and permanence of the most modern of build ing material. This departure will be watched with interest by the military architects of all nations. iVmt work off Higher Education ef fect on your lowly handmaiden, ht you mine to grief." sighed a popular ".fuuv woman to hor most confidential friend. "1 once lost an automobile beau that way, and think what that means to a girl with social aspirations. His auto was no honk wagon, but a real rough palace touring car. "But let nw tejl you how it happened, for 1 can see you are wondering how he ever escaped. When a girl meet a man who owns a touring car, just an ordinary gleam of human intelligence tips her off to exert herself a we bit to charm : von know what I mean, ju dicious jollying, eympthctte listening, best clothes, hair dwsaera, and all the rest. I don't even blush to acknow stoonina to such allurement. jTouring cara have their compensation", and the popular gtrl to-uay nas 10 i up and doing,bire a pr" agent, and all but run a bar to be a head liner on life's llittle stage. Slangy, but tt'a true. "Deftly I led him up to we point 01 railing flir me for a morning l'in. Talk Mi' old, fair old golden days, died quite as often from a complication of doctor, as well a a complication of diseases, a they do nowaday, and fur thcrmoie, that it was almost a expen sive, Mister lleiirl de Mondoville, sur geon of Philippe 1 llel of Franc (l:ltU l;l2l) ill his memoir write of a lit t tt incident that will appeal to present day reader Mirely. It seem that some roval ladv wa seriously imllniwed and a consultation of all th vie doctor of th realm wa vailed hurslodly. After much wrangling and heated mseu.sion they arrived at a decision and had Just fonnulaWd a prescription for a syrup for the amuring dame, when a belated colleague rushed in. He snatched up the diagnosis of the ce and read It with wise wairimrs of the head, and then examined lha prescription. Finally he added on to it a berry to w tilcti hi uro theif praetionerA, demurred, laning it us uniiereMarv. "Muttollhead and OX- en," exclaimed th doctor with true pro fessional politen, "how could 1 con scientiously receive my share of th fee If 1 added nothing to th pre- -!..,., tku itf imliii'tnu a trout to rise to the ny well, the morning came, Ucriptlonr How, indeed V the auto did likewise, ami wnn ii m . . . !- I 1 man. not tiro me wjwiro in my iwu man. i ntuic v i . doir struorllng with one of those ahoe- mania," exclaimed a physician recently, . ..:...... ....... .Hiihii. ,, mMIt Horn eonieemino, l J vu - - inir, princes with Irish point), ami wiui -. w - r ' ... .. . '.r. Iim.awnl lilt I Vl-lllp OT StlllllS terved in numerous ways. In ths Hol land market all kinds of large birds' tgg are for tale, presumably for food, redliuk, greeitshank, and godwit be iug the most vomtimu, whll th bright !hlu egg of ths heron and those of wild luvk may be occasionally procured at la fauoy price. -, t EDITORIAL SALAD. .1 9 It mut I a superior mind that en able a physician tu starve hlmlf sue eiuifully. lie nvf trie th theory on nil hors. "Oh, these houw!vs with the tidy "how many lll are consummated in thy hrldev looklnir auto veil draped grace fully over my best bonnet. 1 was in the "seventh heaven of anticipation when the dusky hadnntatden put lit an ap pearance and announced "A geuimen to see Mi-s Po'thy.' Striking a Laity Mac Reth attitude and adopting a tragic voice I said. "Tell him I will be down anon.' 'What'd iu say, Miss PothyT gaped the bewildered servant. Igave her t severe look. "Tell him (do you note the stagey enunciation), tell him I will lie down a-awn.' As she rum bled down the stairs 1 sprinkled a few .Irons of benzine on my mouclioir, lusi to tie sure to have the tine motoring at mosphere on straijubt, and sank grace fully dowu in a chair to keep him wait ing for a politic length of time. "But what was that burst on my ap palled ears? A none too courteous slam if the d"or, a fog-horn whistle ,aml tn hug chug of a disappearing motor. 'Tvvas too true, alas! He was gone. Kitehenward I sped me on direst ven geance bent. Voices halted me. Dus ky handmaiden was explaining to diis fcv cook: "Deed. I done tell 'im nnflin 'ceptin' what she to! me. and I could'n help it no ways, kase he mak" myratinn alwmt it. Miss Do thy say she 1 down :i sn hornh. I one t-;! JtH Mi IVthf I- down It a-, hoon'i. He look nri-ed then fvTtns. left 't's cyar.l. ayin' he frne.s dey'a some'iiiistiiKe, an. I he call agin a week from some Tues day. There is a maid in this town who-e devotion to her fi:inee may have tem porarily eclipsed her sense, of humor, but her practicability, never. This gentle creature suffers from severe cokls, and nothing but masculine handkerchiefs ami nlentv of 'em suffice. Does she use - r- her father's or her brother's like most unprincipled sisters and daughters! o, indeed. She purchases a dozen of men's handkerchiefs for her own use, and after the affliction is over she bestows them on her beloved. She even buys them with his initial, a glorified sort of an H. N'ow, isu't that devotion of a sort, thought It cave the writer a cood bit of cheery o - c - tomfort to discover that people in the "are lunocent little molecule or atom seeking only a resting place, and not rushing about looking 10 appendicitis victims, or even tiding to spread th lowlv measles. These micro-organism,' this doctor continues, "settle down In an obscure comer of the room, or may- Imp on th newlyi acquired pianola, pre paring to slay there and die there, If necessary. Hut no! A trim housemani nter jind with a few airy ua'ea ol the hand pokes up every vestige of dust in the room, and a dui s tne chief carrier of mltro-organisins, of course they move, too, until in lf-de-fene .they settle down on the break fast cereal or lay In wait for the in nocent passerby on whom or to whom they will lodge and spread the latest discovered 'it I' of the profession.'' N'cver dut the furniture at all It the advice of this peeialit. but If you mut use a damp dusting cloth o the par ticles will adhere to it, instead of float ing to the air. tint tin. I11.lv who nnM'ses lnahomutv ..... ..... j ...... r. . hWrloom or highly polished furniture will wisely dampen her dust cloths, not with water, but with some oil. The street eleaniiiK department is nl-o a pub- lie menace, ruin on the u""d man, and its victims number thousands. Streets, he avers, should be cleaned by a thorough llnsrii.g every twelve hour. Because of various typographical er ror and other peculiarities, a inimbelr of editions of the Scriptures nr known by curious nickname. There is the Bis hops' Bible, the Breeches Bible, the Bug Ilihle, Cranmers' Bible, Kars-to-cae Bi ble, Geneva Bible, He-and-sho Bible, Knave Bible, Punter's Hiblc, Standing Fishes Bible, Thumb Bible, Murderer's Bible, T Remain Bible, Treacle Bible, Vinegar Bible and the Wicked Bible, It is not generally known to house wives, but it is a fact, nevertheless, that in foreign countries, in Germany and Holland especially, birds' eggs are prized 'as delicacies. Among the presents sent to Bismarck on his eighty-third birth day was 100 crows' eggs, of which the great statesman was inordinately fond, Plovers' eggs are considered by con noisseurs to be a choice edible, and are To Keep Healthy live simpty. reasonably, drink sparingly, breathe deeply, slrcp regu larly, and keep the stomach, liver iml bowel in good condition with that grand old medicine &ciam'J Sold everywhere. Inboxfil0e.and2Bc. The Democrat! party nay be able to point out who I wrong on wolves. The animal was st th door between UPi and 1SU4. Frwer than Boot) people own all th land in Ores! Britain. Th farmers of Missouri alone reduce that showing to squad. o Those San Francisco ttoodlum nr capable of treating person of any na tionality a roughly a if they were lap reconstruct lug the Korean. Th bite and stings of Intact, sun burn, euta, burns and bruise relteved at once with Pinalv Oarbollssd. Aot 1 Ilk a poultice, Draw out Inflamma tion. Try It. rrlosMc. 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