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SUNDAY, JUNE ifl, 1907. THE MORNING ASTOltlAN, ASTOIUA, OREGON. 11 JARDNERVOPINION. (President of Limekiln Club Gives Advice to Members. DEMANDS A SQUARE DEAL Th Ptoplt Mutt Not Bt Bunkoed, tyt th Qoed Brothtr, and Warm Brethtrt 6hlti, Jonet and Smith to Bt Cartful.' ,-. r . k ; n't ' (Coyrlltt by MeClurt Nwppr tyni- CKU.J , . "Goiu'len " ll brother ' Gardner, president of the Limekiln club, li rout In bin place at tb lt meeting, "dar am a (aw worde I wltb to tar to art In member of dl club dl Mra la. Am DrudderBauioel Bbln preteut It 1Uj tueetluT Brother Blilu wtt there, aod aa bt bobbed up In repoitt the president looked at him fur a long tnlnutt and then continued: Broddar Rliln, da report baa reached ait dat jrou ka told your mrl, tor ctnt.a tWIINNll' to rwoLi cum o au&i. rowed PX) of your uiudder-tu-mw and am Uuit to oiMiu a grocery tore and enter upon a uiorcei earner. Am It fact?" "Ye, aah," waa the prompt reply. "1 am glad to bear It. and I wbtU you aucvema, but dar am aeberai thing you tbould kec? In mind If you wlh ti climb to de top. "In d flrt place, make up your mind to give all cuttoinera a aquar deal. D grvicery trade nm full ot trlcka and twUtR and dodge. Par am lylu' and abort weight and ' workln' off old atocli. You klu tell thirty and fifty cent tea from de tame cult You kin draw , ebery gallon of kerneene half a pint ahort You klu duuiu your augnr and tell Ulo coffee fur Java. Hy alttln' up nlghta and tbtuklu' up new twludlea you kin make at let ti week titra, though nil de time you will know your telf to be a liar and a twlndlvr. Aa alch, you may deceive do people for a year or to, and den tome umwuln' you'll take . and de aherlff will Dove puaaeawutu. - ( ' Snttring at Honttty. "1ft got to be do fathlou to tueer at boueaty. 1ft got to be de fantilou to cell lyln' and clteatln' 'bualueea.' If got to be do fiulilim to look upon de people at huge at a lot of pigeon to be plucked. Dnr am a mighty change comln', aod it hain't far away. De people am wnklu' up, and If you live a year longer you'll tee do cheat end liar end twludler ou de run. Dar am gwlue to bo a return to bouest old waya. and de man who don't Jlne de 'ftroVOHtlOU Will UBVB IU gv UUl VI UU.I- Utet,- "Make up your mind to gib do people aquar deal, but don't exiiect to git one in return right away. De people of dl country hnve been lied to and twtndled o long and to persbttently dot dry will look upon a tqunr man a a novelty until dey have tested him ober and ober ag'ln. For de first year ebery cuatomcr will expect to be twin died, and ht will try to twlndle you In return, but artor dnt you , will heed two extra clerka to wait on de crowd. I bat been bard put to It for de lait fifteen year, but I ban't lot go my belief dat we have a few honet men left In de kentry. You may got down, Bruddec Shin, and I'll ax If Glteadam Jonet am la de ball wld ur Brother Jonet had fallon asleep be hind the redbot tove, but ome one threw a potato and bit bliu In the bead, and be woke up and atood up. : "Brudder Jones," tald the protldent, "I have Romotlmot thought that your rather vigorous name might hamper " you If you moved away to a strange town where people were not acquaint ed wld your ways. I took It when you first J'inod dl club dnt you didn't glveadnm,. for nuthln', but I slr.od t yon up wrong. I hn found dnt you ' dtdnt' glvendnm for trust and rings ;' and wildcat gold and copper mines, but was determined to go your way as " an honost man. , Dnf bettor, and it ; huows .dat your old dad had his eyes .open when ho gib you dat name In t itoad Qf Glnude or Harold. I am told j tint youam about to tnrt a wood yard tn Buffalo." T ' "Ye, snb-a small one," replied the Ibrothet. -;1 ';' :.:tr':v"r Y..'i . Prlnelplt of Squart Deal, . ' J r "We ihali be sorry to. lorn-yon from dl club, and we shall take keer dnt de t people of Buffalo understand what you I glveadam about and what, you don't iglvcadnra about You nm gwlue to tart In a humble, .modest way and Ifradually build up, It onwt I Mi de principle of b tquiir oVitl. "IVin't try to pM off swamp nnh for hickory. , "Ifc-n't try to ring In pint for arti. "Don't chuck In old root fur trntbt wood. .,'.-".",..; . "If you tell a cord of wood, dullbor a cord.' "Dar am opportunity for reluitln' In d wood Imwlmma. Jevt you take no lle lnt retmtlu' m became one of de limt art, lu abuiit a yor tuot tout JmliW Will b found who hit backbone miff to tend a rel'ittor to de penlleo tlnry, wlmr ho belowf. It tin been dbtklverod dat de triwt and do rail rwul don't own nor run. dl kentry. (die price to nil and no rebatlm. Dey won't Ixillvva ont dnr In Buffalo dat an boiiett man ha coin among dtn, and for do flrtt tlx mouth you'll I looked upon ai trniigo animal who boa t caped from torn niuwutn, but blmeby you'll bt acct-pted for wliat you am, and dt wood will begin to roll out and d dollar to roll In. You may cow tot down whUt 1 auk If rickle Broltb hap pen to bt prwwnt" tickle teemed to bt tipectlng a call and wa quickly on bit foot and wait ing for what waa coming to him. "Bruddtr Smith," aald the preNldeut after helping himself to a glana of hard elder from the pitcher beldo but el bow, "you wn ober to my cabin lt nlKbt," ;' "Tot, iih." "You coma ober der to tell in dut you bad a chance to go Into tutnma and to borrow 2 of me to ttart your "Te, tab." '....A Humble Btglnnlrig. "It wa do toap uuslne, aonp to clean, clottii, mid d f3 would buy you forty cuke and give you a atari You got de money, and I bad tome thln' to nay to you. What I tnld I re peat ycre. ' le people of die keutry wnnt a tunr deal In sottp well t In dp I'suama ctmitl, It' n huuitdif boglnnln' to pwMIn cakit of np from hot) to houna, but If do peddler kci trulb In vlw It way eiul In a toop fac tory klvcrltt' au acre of ground. You 5 can't bluuio de pwiple at large for nil- trumlu' you t flrwt. If fur you to tell de truth and let 'em h what de ftonp will do. What de clvllljuwl world am algbln' for tdny hiii a oup dat will tak out greawt pti. I Vtve ytu got lt Will It do It ebery day in de wwk, 8iuul.rt ami holiday limhHU-dT Aw H till mp or half iuuh7 Am It j bannlf' if do baby pet htdd of It, or will It bring nbottt a fimcntl? Hndhlpt of Grtt Men. "Druddcr Hmltlj, 1 can't y dat Al exander de Great tartd out as a eoap peddlor. I don't know aneleut Wstory well 'ntilt to y dat IMato or Clcwo carrlt1! oap from boune to bou. I have ilcvef beard It ld dat our Wash ington even uwd oap to take de grenie pot out of hit uniform arter be got tliroub iitttkin' u a free people, but dl I kin tell you: De homut, truthful man who am poddltu' tonp from boune to bouito totlny hain't gwlue to be pod dllu' It two year from now. lie' ahull to get boost up de ladder. Some one am gwlne to be wlllin' to put In capital aglu bounty. Bight ycre and right now I'm aayln' dnt I'll rUk f3i on you wner dun put In half de ....... M.t.t '!. Mm tril,t, I. , .t Ti " nrlce a de mftit. "in .-.n r.iiL-n .int hvo hnil Tuiir par open have beard tome wonderful things lu do hwt two or three years. te cheat ami liar and wludlcr-do man and de hn.ii whiiKO motto am 'De public be damned'-em ou de run, and do pow er tint be nm atretchln' out de strong arm for do protection of do people in glneml. Jest at present most of our prison have got de sign of To Rent hung out. You won't have to wait more'u two 'year longer to find 'era chuck full mid rnunln ober, and you'll Inquar for men In high places to find dat dey have changed delr poatofflee address. Let us now go home." M. QUAD. Couldn't Teuoh Him. "I tell you, sir, you're a llurr "Sir! If I were a lighting mnn, I'd knock yon down for that." "I'll bet you $to I can prove it." "Sir, I er never bet." Htr Dear '" : Clnra-1 wish 1 eev'd he says, but- Muml' snyJ Clnru-Why, b me, and he bus known da.vs. Maud- Well, per' reason.-rbilndelphtn Imnilivr Hardly a CompibnRri-. ; Maid A gontlemau to wie voi,Mn:i I am. Mlstress-ls It, by ciniio-e. n,; cousin the professor? Muld No, he doesn't look ns clover as that. Ho look more as though he might propone to i catching : the trolley By TAVLOX WHITE. e t ; tV)Pirlgbl.)ttff,lif ll"iur HiirKii. $tfeeefeee ' tjolbrook gluiced at hi watch and tnrtd to ma, The Cluster trolley ttnrtwl from the public t-innre on the half hour, He had Jut time to luuke the 11:30. Could h do that there would be Jual time to peak to Knld and gft back In lime to take the west ern exprea Hint would connect In Chi cago with the Ororlund. That would get hltn lu Sna Franclwo iuwt In time to catch the Eaipreat of Chlua. lie wanted to tell Knld that hi chance had come at lavt and ak it lie would wait. An oneiixx-ted turn of affair bad put him la poaltlon to MWk of rnitrrtaBe. n thing be bud not dared to even think of for at leatt a year yet,1 lie allppml down the foggy etreet with the cowy utrldo of a croea country runner and milled n be hoard behind the toft patter of other bnrrlcd foot- ttep. The man behind would never reach the enr flmt If that wa what be wa running tor, . Then mtddeuly the etep ccael, and a moment la'er n mob came tearing around the cciier. rnlHlng the hue and cry. OolbrooK, kept on. Ho felt no lu tcnut.ln a thief w ith Knld In Cheater and the cur nout to ttart Then end denly a blue -otrtl form ttnrted up before hi mi. aid ho almost ran Into the policeman' fin. An Inatant later be bad been nclentincally collared and the mob had com pantluff up. The last to arrive wa a fat police mam Mill fUlenlly putting from hit exertion. I't took a frch grip on Colbrook'e co')ur and. with a fiotirlKh of hi club, entroutcd him to coma quietly. For the Brut time Colbrook readied that te we under nrrt'Kt. "lok here, ' he wild, "you are mak ing a mistake I'm not the man yon're after." "I know It," ngrwil the otflcer pleas antly. "I wf after a man in green pantttnd a pnI oat. but I guee you'll "I'll IU SOKHYl" HUB OAHl'KU. do." He took a fresh grip on bt club a though autU-ltmtiug trouble and looked at hts brother olliccr. "But w.' here," Inslstwl Colbrook. "1 wa running to catch the Chester trol ley. ; I hud to uiako the 11:30, aud I was sprinting. I hoard some one run nlng behind me, and suddeuly be must hnvo dodged iuto a doorway.' That was probably your uiau." "Quite likely." was tho cheerful re sponse, "but a' tho same you can t.-ll that to the sert;mnt." "But I have lo got to Chostet" and back In tlmo U catch Uio western ex press," ho pleaded., "I am leaving o;i that for China. " "Through trtjnt" Inughed' the oSllcet atipreclm.vcly. He evidently regnrdwi Colbrook us a i;nnoi'ist. "I om Jeniu;gs Colbrook." he said patiently. "I t,m with the Fonlelleu rompnuy. Yon can call thorn on Hi pbone. IVrlnt I'll have time to go out ou tho trai l If you will drop tlii nonsen.'io," t"Vou drop j-i)ur," was the shani command. "I know you fuliows. Look out tlmt ho doou't throw nothln' awny, Knfforty." Hafterty nodded uis under standing, and the trio headed a procesi slou for the police station. The desk sergeant was a newly pro moted rouudsman Impressed with ense of his dignity. Something In Colbrook' mnnuer offended him, and bo refused to listen to his plea that tho Fontellon company be notified. "What's tho use of botherlnT ho do- mandod. "Sure I recognize you ns Bos ton Mike. Whnt have they to do with tho flkea of you? Tell that to the Judge when you're arraigned." At a motion of his head Colbrook was led back to tho colls, ami. this being his first arrest, he did not know that ho could bribe tho .oillcors to get word to his employers. Ills threats to hnvo the whole matter shown up only added to tho dogged- ness of tho sergeant, aud lu answer to his third threat he was told that tho aerecunt would be back In the cells with a night stick presently If thing did not quiet down, After that ho could only sit lu silent k h " 1 E v diiulr aud woiiilec whnt the ou'eom4 could I. If he did uot catch the next steamer, the agents of the English company would be ou the ground first It wm, through his old time friendship for Oanwn' tiat be' bad gained the early tip that led to hi being pro moted to be foreign aleman at jnoi- than double his old salary. Now thl mistake would cost h'm Dot only hi promotion, but .prulwhly even hi position, and he could only It helpless In bit narrow cell and rail at fate. . ".: " Then the grated half of tho cell door wa darkened by a form, and lu prang to hi feet "I'm the bull in thl precinct," un trounced the newcomer. "Don't throw tbnt bluff," he added a Colbrook eye went up In Inquiry. "You know whati bull Is." ;y "1 wa alway under the Impression tbat they iKMwcssed four feet and honw," be mild- "Thafa a good bluff, but it don't go," aid the visitor. "I gucfM you knot what plain clothe men are by any title." ;. ,-... -A "..;- i "The precinct detuctlvet I ee," tald Colbrook. . , "The fairy what bad her leatncr wiped want to know what yon did with It". i , "X'ta sure I don't know what became of the lady' purse," be aald pleasant ly. Thl slang wa more understand able..., , ,. v v'r r,rr "Stow that," admouiaUed the detec tive. "I think the ll let yon on, ano lt' a ten i)t to nic If you tell." "But I tell you there u a mistake,' be Insisted. "Your men picked up the wrouit muii." f With a snyrt of dLsgvutt. the ward man turned away. Here wa a chance to make $10 gone through the tlUcrs tubbornucst. He was back in a mm ute. though, and Colbrook caught the echo of a lighter iep ou the ttoue flagging. "The dame wants to give you tne third degree herself," bo said. "Don't you give her none of your Hp or I'll come In there." "i am at the lady'a service," saw col brook bois'fuily. He understood from the previous, wn watlon that she could free him by refusing to mane a complaint It should not be very dim cult to convince her that be wa not tho tiiU.r Ha ularted a she siwse, out some impulse restrained the exclamation that sptang to his li. "What wa In the purse tnat waa a; valuabler he demailed, making hU rolce barsh and uunat iraL 'I cannot exp'aiji." she said, wltu eralmrrassmeut - ""ae keepsaue oi which I am very fond The purse wa K keepsake. I nn tuox anxiou about that" Colbrook' heart $rave leap. It was the purse be hna given her that she tonght, end It we 4 Enid Saug3tonwho was pleading wtfh him t restore her property. , "I'll get you jnotner imrse just a good." be said, "If you wn get me out of this. Enid." With a seretui she Varted t?aes from the Iwrs a Colbrook moved Into tho light "You'" stie gasnJ. "I was running to catch a far," he explained. "It was misty. wj the thief slipped Into a doorway, ad the mob thought that since I was ruining It must lie I who was the culprit. Then the officer enllnved me and r-rongbt me here." ' ' ' ' . "I'm so sorry ?' she gusiwit ; "I'm not," he disagreed "I see the hand of fate. You see, I wsa running to catch a car to Chester to see you. You were In town, and I sbmld hav missed yon." "Bitt why sueh haster she nsked. "I am leaving this afternoon fot China." he explained. "My c'lance has come t last, and I wanted to ask yon to wait for me, dear. Will youf "I thluk," she said, "that ve nnwl bow to fnte. t ran Into, town une:t pectcdly. and - Suppose, jou had caught the car and gone ou there. I should not have had a cbnwo to say goodby." " : '-' ..i "Now we can any It over the lunch table, aud there's still time for a trip to the Jewelry store, too. If you will expluln to the officer that J was not the thief." . 1 .5 That formality was quickly accom plished, and presently they were pass ing the desk. Colbrook leaned over and shook the sergeant's b&nd. "Goodby, Bergeaut" be said heartily. "I am very much obliged." "I wonder what he meiint," mused that official as be regarded tho bill that had been left In his palm. "Sure, I thought he'd make trouble, with the chief." - . v Colic and Diarrhoea. Tains in the stomach, colio and diar rhoea are quickly relieved by the use of Chamberlain' Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by Frank Hart aud Leading Druggists. You need a tonio that will put the sap of life Into your system and fortify you from all diseases, llollister's Eocky Mountain Tea is rocogniied aa the great est strengthened known. Tea or Tab lets, 35 cents. Frank Hart. TRANSPORTATION. 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