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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1907)
THE ' MORNING ; ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. And mnliliniiiiy fullowtid, and . Tii one's tle SHine a t'othr. N'ow, William Horiv end Surah Jrmes They cfiuM h ivo d no Idttirr, 'But lit tlmt plui';fl Into the stream They'd nvr gut no welter. "Say, tun," whlKtwred the litwlnind a I flnlshed reading the feraea and looki'd up. "do yu know" who's going to he the Sxt preHldrtjt of tho United ftttiteiir "Honest Aba, of course," she prompt ly replied. "You l-t your black alwkingei Aud Colonial Dwelling. i Economically ind Artistically Designed Frrime House. f Tries Hit Hand at Verse Again Cost $2,330. and MakCS a Hit. I Ceayrlsht, IDOT, br Clenn t. Ssston, Mlnnsoll, Minn. ' A. Hr 'ICS ikji 'rMJhFi POETIZES THREE WEODINGS. now you get four rolls of butter out of the cellar for blm to take along wun blm. Butter and poetry Jt fit eacb other," M. QUAD. SUNDAY, MAY aO, 1907. ( TUTF 1 ;:- ilk., immn2m. m "" ar" i i r'.w w r And U Olvn th Qiao Hand by The He Aided In Tblr , Levamaklng. Plolttd at Nnt President f th United State. . ! (Copyright, IW by 8. C rroUi.) I learned almost a hood a 1 bid vtnrtod out on uiy route tb other day that tber bad Uwu doing at the sous of Partner Johnson, and when t lot along there It wa to flud the furm-, r waiting at tba gate and to call out to mat -' ' i "Aba, you've got to eomo In and bar a gins of hot elder and ft blt of tb wedding- cake. Mary aud Jo Lloltne wai married tba ether day." "HDoot Jfou dou't Ml luel" i "Yaa, aln married as allck aa gTae and ara now aa happy aa two yearling colt. They've gouo to town today to see alout tho furniture, but you must eni In and gt u wine of tbat poetry At your. They want It to atart out In : Mm v. 'nuf tuui a acDDi bsabiV Ufa with. Doth of m atd tbat H would be aa good aa hundred dollar ta task." Joe and Mary. . 1 went in, aud, faatlng in tba bumor lor it. I dwnk tba Hdr. t tba caka and daabad off tba followlag: ! Molnwa and Mry Johnson, alw enurilna for a rr, Hava bvra wd br old Squire Jaekeoa hnrd and fl. Tbere't an end of nlcht of eparkittjr, with CupKl tor Ulr cheer, ' And the period of the fumdrop it ha paeiwd. ? , . , Ko longer fcanda a-eoueeetn, no loaaer dooe be vow That shea a heavenly angal all but wings. The problem now with Joseph la Just ei etly how He's going to face the racket marriage brings. He'll have to bump and hustle and get a move on him. And by and by there'll come a red faced babe, " - A teenty weenty infant with much amaa- Ing vlro. AAd of course no name will fit blm but that of Honest Abe, Parmer Holinoa itiook my band and winked and bla wlf shook my band and milled wbtm tba voreva were rend to them, and lifter another glaai of elder I took my departure, feollug thai It was good to have been lorn a poet. A lulls farther down the rood I found Tarnior Kent mending n fence. There waa a grin on his face aa I came up. and after a moment he anld: "Abe, they've gone and dona It," "Whot Whatr ! "Sarah and Jim Ward.' 1 gneas you' know tbey was In love and acting like two mushrooma." . "You don't mean tbey bave commit ted suleldol" "Nawl Oot married three daya ago Lydia H PJnkham's matte ironi DMTe iwim nuu uei oe, ao omer bwuumm m received auoh wldeapread and unqualified endorsement No other meai- . - - A. AHUB -. 1 - 111. , . Miss J. f . Walsh, of SS W. tth 8t, New York City, writest-"Lydla B Plnkham'g Vegetable Compound haa been of Inestimable talue in restoring my netuvu. suimreq dreadful neaaaooea, aiasiness, ana auii peine ib my i n.i(h innn bronirht about a ohanira In mv crenaral condition. DUUt me up and made me parfeotly well." , . , . . Lydla H. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound oures Female Complain W, 1 - , . - t-iii 1.1 TK1ann.an(a 1nfl.mmkt.lnn end Uloera- tion, and organic diseases. It is valuable in preparing for ohlld-blrth and during the Chang of Life. It oures Nervous Prostration, Headache, Genoral Debility, and Invigorate the whole ytem. Mr. Pinkhata's Ctendina: Invitation to Women Women suffering irora any iorm wrlta Mrs. Plukham. at Lynn, Mass, J; riiiia I V Ui" ' U,. ,. , """"""" I'SHSrECTlVIS KITCHEN Ol DiHINCROOM tr trxK) o l9 it-t ir-t m m4 P1I1RT FLOOU PLAN. !;! 1 tl. I! lt"lt HI U I RrCtPTtON now LIVtHC ROOM n I iV-O'XIJK' ISH'XIS'-O PIAZZA mi handsome square colonial residence waa built In Minneapolis for B. 8. Potter at cost of $2,850, exclusive of plumbing and beating. It special fea tures are the beautiful stairway, combining tb approach to the second floor from the reception room and kitchen, and tbo way In which the room are thrown together by columned archway. OLENN L. SAXTON. god have gone over to bla sister's nit tholr bridle tower. 1 don't know whut a bridle or a tower has to do with It but that's what they call It. I believe," "Well, Jltn'e a sieady young Mlnw." I anld. "Yea; he'll have to do. I sorter waat ed Sarah to mnrry a windmill iimn and lirlna some st.vle Into thi' f;im!ly. but mnyhe It's Jnxt as-well ti hive Jim, Say. they left bihm-IiiI word for rim, nud we uitvlit a well t to the bouse. They've got lo have aome l)ftry on to It. Can't k't out of It Atw-vau't pneilMjr Co It". Jim and Surah. Y' Fifteen n.lm tet Inter I lul U'ft U hind Kf at t'.;o lnue (' ; f C, wl. j: luetic pTc . v:V.i-:i I !'. "T.. rxdtttt" .:-! rnrr.-.umi" t'ct! U-man--if Teo l.f vine Hnnls';" " The- Ml In lov t vr ''( k'U'M. js,a V iiM ar.d 6'm.i I'.-.m. Anl l'r.:d fcn ii r '" .' !--t Throi-sh tholr Iiotm.H w?nl Hi- lovd her for her W.s Wve eyest 8!ie lovrd blm for h's bt.H. And for a yvar and maybe mor Young Cupid did bf irulle. Thy vowffd they'd never loved before. They vowed and went anunaor; They ouarrrled. ss ell lovors do,. And raised a lot of thunder. ioMil'UFFERl ' Many women suffer In allenoe and drift along from bad to worse, know ing well that they ought to have Immediate aeaiataaoe. How many women do ton know who are perfsoUy well and atrongt The cause may be easily traced to gome feminine derangement which manifests Itself In depression of spirits, reluotanoo to go anywhere or do anything, baokaohe, dragging sensations, flatulency, nervousness, and sleeplessness, , These symptoms but warning that there la danger ahead, and tin lesa headed, a lift of suffering or a gerlou operation Is the inevitable result - The Ust wmody for all thesa evmotoms la Vegetable Compound irom lemue uuubm nu- - vi ieui.u Her advlo la free. - J VIEW. SECOND FLOOR PLAN. But love was there, I'm glad to ear, And brought them back to reason) Their hand before the preacher c!ep- " ed." - ' ; '-. And marriage la due aeasoa Hre'e hoping every luck for them I May children ten surround them; Msy Cupid smile and wink as eute As when his darts first found them. The next stopping place waa at Farmer Jones'.. Ilia wife waved a red rag at me from a window aa I came along the road, and, thinking she want ed to ask me about a money order, I got down from my cart ana went in. Hor old man sat at tho stove toasting his shins, and tbey both greeted me with smiles as I entered. "What's unf I nked as they con tinued to smile aud chuckle. "Hist! They are m there!" whisper. ed the farmer as be pointed to the ceiling. "What do you mean rats?" "Hat be bunged I I mean Will Bonee and our Sarah. Didn't you hear they got married day before yes terday?" "N-n-o!" "Just got j'ined together and made jne, and you never hw a rooster and ben more bnppy. Help yourself to the fodder there. Wo didn't make mucn of a spread, but you'll Bud currant wine aud sweet cake." "But xby aren't they down here to be congratulated?" I asked. "Natural modesty, Abe, natural mod esty. When ma shook the rag to bring you In they both dusted upstairs. Now, about the poetry"."- "What poetry?" "Dou't ask questions, but sit down aud turn the crank. Do you think we are going to let such an event as this pnsa without some of your poetry? Why, you wrote us eight verses the tkio our old cow got mired in the swamp." ' - William and Sarah. Thus appealed to, I sat down and wrote: 'Twas William Bones and Sarah Jonea Who Sunday went a-walklng; They wandered here, they wandered Of love they were a-talklng. Twas William Bones and Barah Jones Who reached the raging river, And ss they gasad upon Its flood They shivered a cold shiver, , - 'Twas William Bones and Barah Jonea While gaslng on the water Oot nearer to the river's bank Than anybody orter. Then William Bones and Barah Jones They took a sucWen header, The bank caved In a splash, a scream i Twas Into this he led her. 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