THE MORNING ASTOIUAN, ASTOHIA. OREGON. FRIDAY, MAY 3, 1S07. THE MORNING ASTORIAN IsUbUabed 1I73, PnblUhed Dally Except Monday by Ilk, J. & BELLINGER COMPANY, SUBSCRIPTION RAISS. By mail, per year, By carrier, per month. .17.00 . .M j WXSU.Y ASTOKUH. B, mall, per year, In adnata.. 11.00 Xntered aa aMond-elaia matter Jot SO, 1M, at the poatoffic at Astoria, ure ram, aader the at ot CoBfreat ol March a, IK ar-Ordm far the Uwiu o( Tn Ion 1 fminln rdtlm raiiHtut ar nks af buHteea) 417 b made or portal card or ttyugh br riwaa. Aar tmulery ta o pm should fee Itaaat&teli npoRa to the atao er. puoueaoaa. count ot the practical and sensible codes of Jaw In operation there and the greater equlpt with which they r administered, fj. This anuiiils a bit rouKli on his neighbors and will be resented by muny who are really cognisant of the actual facta In the ease. That there are any great numbers of Americana swarming over the northern line of this country we doubt seriously: but that those who go there to dwell do find a sound code of laws thoroughly and fairly applied In all cases, goea without any Ing with those who are conversant with the trend and character of Camv dlan Jurisprudence. The whole Kng llsh system of law, Including the Ca nadian processes, Is famous for Its equity and scope and more than fa mous for its unbiased application Irrespective of persona. Influences, standing and all extraneous pleas and predicates, f v x i i ' It wtll be no matter ot aurprlsa to find this opinion universal even on this aide of the borders, and It Is worth the best thought that Americans can -give it, W cannot Invoke the distinction that rests with the Cana dians too fully nor too often. : 0 WHAT OF THE REGATTAt WEATHER, . , . , ) r.t- .... " Oregon, Washington, Idaho 4 ..Fair. " 4 THE PORT OF COLUMBIA. " ... ... j" vn - The statement filed with the county court on Wednesday last by the attot neys selected by that tribunal to In vestigate the status ot the wretched Imposition, Is fair and full and, we . believe, final, as to the adverse con clusions submitted. And we earnestly hope there "will be no wavering, nor abandoning, of the project to force the measure through, the last court In the land. If we have to hear the Iniquit ous burden of this plain graft we want to know that It has the sanction of the law for some of. its provisions, at least, and that It has ' the color of righteousness even If it has to be smeared on, W again Call attention to the tren chant silence of the Oregonlan on this fraudulent attempt to swing this peo ple Into line for the sole benefit of the metropolis. It la the one con vicing fact of the utter humbuggery of the whole thing, for If It had the merit and justice that should attach to so Important a law, that paper would be at the shoulder of the thing without lapse or variance. That It Is a fraud on its face; was conspired in secrecy and urged Into enactment by the most conspicuous chicanery and Is a dubious and illegal expedient, stands proven by the desultory attitude of that great paper in Its behalf.. When this county enters the arena of the law to test the character Of the bill, attempt must have the cordial and hearty endorsement of all hands. If Astoria Is tj Indulge her friends abroad with a regatta this year, It Is quite time the Initial steps were taken; and it Is equally Imperative that the contrary be made known to order that the people may know, what to do and what to expect, In the promt, . Jt migqt be well for the committee still In charge enftla wwter t rail public meeting- h PPur estimate as conclusive argument for", or against, the festival; and ascertain If there Is any alternative idea that will serve in its stead for this season. The Astoria regatta Is quite an in stitution and not easily forgotten by 'hose froth the outsMe Who ha en joyed the celebrations In the past and as the issue is one of far-reaching effect, -it should be decided at once In order that those charged with Its ful fillment be allowed ample time In which to prepare for It, or such other scheme as is to supplant It this year. COUNTY COURT STILL GRINDS AWAY LOT OF MISCELLANEOUS BUS). NESS TRANSACTED ROAD MATTERS ARE GIVEN ATTENTION-CONTRACTS ARE LET. SAME OLD 8TORY. There is much ado about the fact that ten of Uncle Sam's marines have been badly dealt with by the Cubans at Havana, the police being the scape goats in the matter; and Washington Is stirred op over the case and there is all ' manner of red tape being un wound, ' and rewound, and a demon stration will probably be made In be half of the dignity of the government, it ate. Speaking from an experience of some years in the navy a friend at our elbow suggests that it Is the same old story of a gang of drunken men in a port they do not like, and of conse quent disorder, with the worst of it coming to the invaders. And we are Inclined to believe his- deductions are correct There is no worse specimen of ribald Uebauchery known than the American marine when he gets full and wants to make a record. The ordinary drunken sailor is not In it for a moment with the sea-soldier; he has the field ab solutely to himself in this ugly premise and cherishes the record more than any other he may make ashore or afloat. And no one knows it better than the government officials who have to 'deal with him. Of course it is not always his fault, but history proves that the exception la too infinitely rare to avail him anything In the case where it supervenes. o . THE PREMIER'S PARTIALITY. In speaking to his fellow countrymen In London the other 'day, Sir Wilfred Laurier, premier of Canada, declared that Americans with common sense rsyere flocking Into that country on ac- EDITORIAL SALAD. 9 In speaking of Arbor ay the gov ernor of Connecticut says: "The teachers of our schools are urged to impress upon their pupils the lesson suggested by this proclamation, and to stimulate In them a love of our song birds. The kindness to bird and animal Is akin to love to humankind." This talk Is better than some of the political sort . 0 Mr. Gladstone predicted that by the end of the present century the United States would have a population of 600,000,000 and be more prosperous on account of the Increase. If that many people can govern themselves success fully the" rest will be likely to ask to hitch on, or follow the example. 0 Following the recommendations of the national peace congress for the Immediate reduction of armaments, the authorities of New York propose to enforce the law against toting a gun. Japan has decided to build a 22,000 ton battleship and Russia one of 22,280 tons. The extra weight Is well enough, but straight shooting won the battle In the Sea of Japan. For going down in the Panama zone with 'the big stick, the Monroe doctrine and a spade Mr. Olne accuses Uncle Sam of trying, to be the "mandatory of civilization." The Daughters of the American Revolution did not participate, in the banquets of the national peace con ference, . They stopped at the souvenir counter. o- - ., The country will find out this year what happens , to a fruit crop when 1 tropical March is followed by a hyper borean April. Congressman Tawney says the isth mian canal can be built in five years, This sort of talk from a watchdog of the treasury Is encouraging. 0 In deciding the question, "What is a Democrat?" the alienists will have another disagreeable duty to perform IF YOU DON'T succeed the first time use Heroine and you will get Instant relief. The greatest liver regulator. . A positive cure for Constipation, Dyspepsia, Ma laria, Chills and all liver complaints. Mr, C-. of Emory,' Texas, writes; "My wife has been using Herblne for herself and children for five years. It Is a sure cure for constipation and ma laria fever, which is substantiated by what it has done for my family." The county court continued lia labor yesterday with nil metnoots present The county dork was Instructed to draw warrants on court house fund tn favor of Ilastle & Dugan, upon fil ing of certificate of Superintendent Palmberg that the work was finished as per contract, . , , , , John A. Montgomery, contractor for heating ot the court house showed that he had on hand and furnished material to the amount of 11000, and ordered that a warrant for that sum be drawn on the court house fund. Petition for an election to be hefd by Seaside yrectnct on local option was received and the court ordered that an election be held on June Jrd to settle the matter. . . , John Larsn was awarded the con tract for -building brljge and clear' Ing and grading A rods of road be tween Elsie and drand Rapids for $150. ...... The report ot Roadmaster Barthol- dua was read and ordered filed. T!9 report of viewers on the road iwUtlvM for by willlr Harteii ajd others was read the drst time and will come up for final action today. The resignation of William Hartcll as road supervisor Tor district No. 4 was accepted and J. W. Johnson ap pointed to fill the vacancy. C. Hunt, supervisor of road district No. was Instructed to purchase lum her from the local mill at a prtcv not to exceed $13 per thousand and repair the roadway to the dock at 8vensen. The clerk was Instructed to advise James Jamleson, supervisor of road district No. IS, not to spend any money on new work until the present contracts are checked up and ad vised at to the amount ot money available. The clerk was Instructed to com municate with A. W. Duncan, of Sea side, asking him If he will rebuild a bridge on the Elk creek road known as the Cedar bridge and strengthen the other bridges as talked over with the roadmaster and notify the court The roadmaster was Instructed to have the road to Nehalem Improved to the extent of making It more passable for summer travel C. O. Ross, supervisor of road dis trict No. 10, was Instructed to receive bids for furnishing and hauling gravel on the road near Knappa and for ward same to the court WARRENTON ITEMS OF INTEREST DAMAGE DONE BY RECENT FIRE TOGETHER WITH COMING AND GOING OF PROMINENT PEOPLE SHORT TALKS BY L. T. COOPER. WARRENTON. Or., May J.-Th passengers from here to Astoria yes tenlay returned heavily laden with parcels. Mis Ct. Ml Ellis, the Ml'' Townsend, Miss Cora Macoon, Mi. Wheeler, Mr. H. Lee, Mr W Warren and Uvorge W. Warren were among those who crossed and re crusted Young's May, ? Mr. 1. Stanton, the A. C, R, depot agent at this place, together with hi wife returned from an extensive trip through the eastern states. The cor dial welcome accorded them by their local friend prove their popularity In Warrenton, " ' ' ' ' ""' In additional to hi railroad appoint- jment, Mr. Stanton hold the position of city auditor and police judg.i of Warrenton. He commence hi regu lar routine of business today. After their two past successful games, the Warrenton baseball club are feeling deservedly proud. Next Sunday they hope to give their sup porters a special treat at home. Sea side team will com her to attempt to j regain the laurels and that splendid combination of players, the Eat Port land Greys have declared their Inten tion of matching their skill against the proweas of otff boy? oil he same afternoon. A double header there fore the Droarram tor the day. It l anticipated that the number of ipecia tois on this occasion will eclipse all records. Everything point to an ex citing afternoon's sport. It is difficult to ascertain the full loss Incured by the Japanese In the recent fire which totally destroyed the bunk house. However, their foreman, after careful inquiry, ay that the cash (mainly paper currency) de stroyed amounted in all to over $2300. The value of the clothing, jewelry and Other personal effects together with provisions, furniture, etc., burned I supposed to be over tlSOO. The build ings cost the Old Oregon Mills tome thing like 12300, only a portion of which amount will be recovered from the lire Insurance company. Alt available employe from the Old Oregon Mills have been assisting In the erection of a new building. TIRED AND SICK YET MUST: WORK k from auk to ana MRS. U&fcYOf 7 1 V -A. 'Man niav work but woman' work 1 never dona." 1 la order to keen the how neat nod pretty, the ohlUlren wall dreawxl and tidy, woman overdo and oftoa nffor tn sllonos, drifting along from bad to worse, knowing well that they ought to have help to overcome the paint and aotiaa whloa dally make life s burden. It la to lues woman that Lydla E. Plnkham' Vegetable Compound, sad from naUvo root and herb, ooma aa a bleating, When the ptr ' ita ara denraaaad. the head and baek aohea, there are dragglng-down paint, nervoutueat, aJatpWnatt, ant raluutauoa to fo anywhare, the are only symptom whloh nsltst headed ara toon followed by tht wont form of reuaal Complaint. . Lydia E. Pinkham'sVegetableCorappund Veep th featlnlna or fan Ism tot ttroag and healthy ooodUton.5 ltonrtt Inflammation, ulceration, dlsplaoamanU,' tnd erfnl tronblee. la preparing far ahUd-Mrth tad to carry wm lately thrcnif a th Chang Of Uf ll Mo afnolOBi Mr. Augustu Lyon, of East Karl, Pa, write- Dear Mia. Pink ham t "for a lona? tlsao I suffered from female trooblaa and had all hlaalt of aeba and paint la tba lewar mm of back and aid, I toold net aleep and bad a appaale. , Kaa taking Lydta B; HaMmm l Vagatablg. Oompoaad and folWwiog tat adriat. w aloft low gavaM I feel iiko, fc new woman ana ttmaot pra yow atMiotna loo aigan.7 ., . . " Hw. WnkhtunU InvIUtki. U Womtn f" Wofaon aafferlna? from aa. form of feaiai wsaliasm ara invitod to writ Mr Plna-ham,' at Lynn. Me. Out of bar vast volumt of aa ponanea ah aroaaMy aaa Mm tert fenowiaaga that will kelp yoat eaaa. rBar ad via I aro and alwayt helpful, It' too bad to see people who go from day to day ufterlng with physi cal weaknei, when Rocky Mountain Tea or Tablets Si cent. Frank Hart BOHEMIANS vs. N. P. BREWERS 2:30 P. M., on Sunday, ISfcxt At A, FVC. Grounds Great Game ef the New Season. The Bohemians have been admitted to the Tri-City Base Ball League. Admission, Adults 25c.t Children 10c. Come Out Everybody e w The Astoria Hardware Go, v t $ t,A rt Is now ready for your orders. Graton and Knight Belting. Corbin Build ers' Hardware. Geneseo Ready Roofing. General Hardware, etc. - 113 12th St. CHRONIC CRANKS. tea, h a. SMocn. W all have met people who are eon. tinnally kicking'. Life teems a terrible mini tothem. ihey seldom smile. Something dreadful is foinf to happen, nothing it ever jutt right, and tfiey worry and fret and complain from morning till night. Their trouble seems to be jutt a bed disposition but this it seldom so. In most ease there is one of two things th matter with them: either their or their digestion is responsible. Both coat from the tame thing ttomseh trouble. A man or woman whose nerves art tied la knot is bound to ba mii'htv poor eompany. Tb same thing is true if what ther tat don't qigett properly. No woodcr tkey grumble, f don't bltme them. I bar even Cooper' New Discovery chaaie th whole ditootition of dcodI in a aaonth't time timply by getting their etoesach in ihspe gain. Even the ex prettion on their facet wu altogether different The worried, tired, fretful look changed to peaceful happy expression, nd the lines of car ditappesred si together. Many neonle tell me about thit in letters. They seem tb think it a mirtcle. It it'at. lt't jutt the stomach working again. Here a eate ot thit kind: "1 luffered with my ttomtch for thirteen yean. Nothing J ate teemed to digest. I alto bad chromo eonttipation, and wss tired, dull, irritable end despondent all the time. 1 found it difficult to attend to my duties at traction agent at this piece." "Six different doctors treated me and all gave different opinions." 1 began taking Cooper t New Discov ery, and to my surprise it helped me from the first. I have gained ten poundt in three ' weekt and am feeling fiae. My work now is a pleasure, where before it was drudgery." J. R. 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Comfort, elegance and safety. Send for illustred booklet and sailing list. Jamea Fl- sly son, Agent Astoria Or World Almanac 1 - t. i i O- i I- fit; ' , Jtist Arrived Price 26c E. A. HIOGINS CO., " MUSIC BOOKS STATIONERY 1 Faint ! Faint ! Faint 1 This la Painting Time !'1 ,f W; cany Everything in the Paint line and none but the best. Even rich men cannot afford to buy poor paint The Foard & Stokes Hardware Co, -Inc. Succeiwn t feanl ft Stokaa Co. First National Bank of Astoria, Ore. t ESTABLISHED 1880. Capital $100,000 Liatt w ii 1 the original Laxative ''i!JLVU HONEY nrl TAP I Cures Coughs, Colds,' Croup, Xk Grippe Asthma,' Throat ... ... ..!,., , i and Liing Troubles. Prevents Pneumonia and Consumption yellow packao T. F. Lauren Owl Drufi Store.