10 THE MOllXlG ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. SUNDAY, APRIL 7, 1907. BOWSER'S HUMANITY reaching for about everything on th table." "Never mind that, Or course ha hasn't boon broujtut up to have tabic me otuer evening 10 umurr uimuiiK me i ... , nmrw" (Copyright. 19SJT. by P. C. Eastm? nt. "Well, what Is it this timer' asked Mrs. Bowser as Mr. Bowser cauie home hand of very dirty and very ragged boy altout sis years old. "Didn't you hear this child eryUw and watling on the street?" he queried In reply. "No, I dldnt There U so much noise , would be no better off for It. all the time that I pay no attention to mything." "Of course not. Half the population of the city can freeze and starve to death In front of the house, aud you wouldn't concern yourself at all Thank heaven that I was born with a nearf "And what do you call thur This la either a lost or an aban doned boy. I found him crouched against the fence and hungry and cold, and I hate brought him In to succor him. He is so cold and exhausted now that be can't talk, but after dinner we will anefrtian htm. He mar have been sent out by his mother to bes a fe .man' wnat y" wan' pennies to keep bis brothers and sis "SunthUi' 'teat," replied the boy. ters from starving, or his discouraged "SouiethUnt to eat! Good lands, but you have eaten more than three hired and desperate father may have aban- men could nlready! You may get some toned him to the tender mercies of the thing more bv and by. but not now. world. See that be has a plate at the f We'll go up to the sitting room. Mr. taWe-" t Bowser, why didn't you smile aj him Mr. Bowser took a closer look at and speak a few" motherly "words?" tna boy and smiled. The boy returned j Mrs. Bowser took the boy by the her look and seemed to be confused , harm ami lt him nnstaiis. on h "I could pick up a dosen lost chil dren a day. but I have no clothes or food for them." Calls Wife Hard hsarted If you were a millionaire the poor You are selfish and hard hearted. You have no sympathy for those In misfor tune. Any evening I may come home and flud a man, woman or child frosen to death In the vestibule." "We might put a kerosene stove out there," she suggested. Mr. Dowser turned red In the face and was about to say something d clsive when the lost boy looked around for something more to devour, and, not finding It be picked up his piste anil slammed It down on the floor and be gan to kick and yell "Here, what the devil Is thisr shout ed Mr. Bowser as be rose up. "Youuir and uneasy. "Are you trying to scare him to death?" demanded Mr. Bowser. Boy Is Ravenous. Mrs. Bowser did not answer, but led the way down to dinner and gave the boy a seat at the table and heaped has plate high with dinner. He was as ravenous aa a young wolf, and after watching him for awhile Mr. Bowser said: "Poor child! I suppose this Is the . first meal be has sat down to for many weeks. This place mast seen Uko heaven to him." "What are you going to do with IktmT was ssked. "I don't know yet He should be re turned to his parents tomorrow If they can be found. If not I mar adoot him. One has only to glance at bis face to see Intelligence far' beyond his years." Aa the kid was cross eyed and snub nosed and flat faced, Mrs. Bowser couldn't see the intelligence TJkrt, but she made no comment and direct !y Mr. Bowser continued: 'If this child Is adopted and aeared as he should be, who kqows the goal ke will ultimately reach?" Thata true. He has begun well by I way tney passeu me cat, and ne cave her a vicious kick. As he reached the sitting room he walked over to the piano and began kicking that ami shuf fling. Mr. Bowser seined his arm aud hauled l.uu away and twisted him around and said: "We mustn't judj:e him too harshly lit is hardly old enough yet to kuow whether we are his friends or enemies Im't it a sad case that a child of hi ajte Is without a home, perhaps with out a father or mother?" Kicks at Bowser. "Very sail. Indeed, but still be ought to behave himself," answered Mrs. Bowser aa the boy kicked at Mr. Bow ser aud Just missed one of bis shins. "He will be all right as soon as be knows we are his friends. He may have a father who came home and beat htm, and be has got in the habit of lighting back. Bubby, come here. Now look at me. I am your friend. I am going to give you more to eat aud warm bed to sleep in tonight I like boys. Perhaps I shall adopt you and send you to school and let you live with me all the time. What is your name?" "Cheese It!" Impudently exclaimed the lad after a moment "What: What's that?" "lie said Vheeso It!'" explained Mrs. Bowser as she laughed lehlnd her hand. "And you are glpitllug over It. of course; You can't understand that pov erty and the want of human sympathy have made hint what ho Is. Whew do you live, sonny 7" "Kats!" "Iley, what do you menu by that? Don't you understand what I mean? What street do you live on?" "Oh. come off!" answered the boy as he turned away to chase the cat back dowu In the basement Mrs. Bowser had to giggle. No wo man could have helped It. The first giggle set Mr. Bowser's ears to work lug back and forth, and at the second he rose and shouted: "Yes, giggle aud giggle and glggla. aud be hanged to you! You cau't see that you are encouraging the child In his Impudence. You are disappointed because he wasn't found dead of cold and hunger at the gate. Tiie boy la all right, only he Is afraid of you." "Then I'll go upstairs aud you may question him some mote." "Sonny," said Mr. Bowser after she had disappeared. "I want you to un derstand that 1 am your friend. I have some pennies In my pocket, and If you will tell me where yon live I will give tuein to you. What Is tho street?" "Taffy!" grinned the boy. "Ixwk here, you young cub, but you are inclined to be Impudent I want you to answer me straight or out you go. What Is your name?'' "Bug house!". Capital paid in ,100,000.00 Surplus , (1,1,000.00 I'udivtdrd profits 47.S.'1 BKroatTS. Subject to check iW7.3rt8.70 Time certificates lS0.SM.7a Demand certifi cates lH.tW9.4tl Dividends Ml paid 120.00 S01 ,813.88 Total. 1.020,811.11 Combination Block and Frame. An Attractive Treatment of Cement Construction. Estimated Cost, $1,500 to $2,000. Copyright. 1907. by Henry Wltteklnd. Chicaso. 4 III II I! 14 S-J , hill i 4 mmtmm Ml M.I M.I , tSfilMuiUiiii...- P" ... tiin':rt'"N'lt,i!l ,,.. .-...,i,iiIl .ilt.MiaiWlt.w-lj!!! ii Ui,'1 I'.'-KSI'KCTIVE VIEW. r1 ?WW fl CHAMBER. tT t'E i L ' 5 i- w T- : k ji5-0'.xi3-Oj j J- J I j PALLOR . A (cHikHB 'frgL I I VEHANDA, I I ' 4- j' r, 1 1) l FIRST FLOOR PLAN. SECOND FLOOR l'LAN. IlKroilT OP THE CONDITION OF THE First National Bank nt Astoria, In the fitute of Oregon, at the close of bualnes", March 22ml, Wt. RESOURCES. Loans and DUeounts Jt85.4t3.9S Overdrafts, secured and un secured 10.433.14 I'. 8. Bonds to secure circu lation 35.000.00 Premiums on U. 8. Bonds ., 500.00 Hond. securities, etc.... .. S6.M0.00 Other real eatate owned., 200.00 Due from National Bank, (not reserve agents) .... 148,101.14 Due from State Banks and Bankers 31,528.88 Due from approved reserve "Bents 191.073.37 Checks and other caMt Items 3.185.44 Notes of othe National Banks Nickels and cents Lawful money reserve In hank, vis: Specie $17.00.00 LeK'U-tender notes' 130 00 16 Redemption fund with V. 9. Treasurer (5 per cent of circulation) Come See Our Enamelware ! To the housewife: If you wish anything in white wore, Kniuiiclwarc, both in gray aud grecu, wc cau please you with our excellent Hue. Tinware in Japauctl or plain is excellent ware now on displaysee our window. , Everything for the home at reasonable prices. The Foard & Stokes Hardware Co., Inc. Successors ta fori ft Itskat C. 280.00 er.s s7 780.00 1.250 00 Total 11,122,173.12 LIABILITIES. ji'nplt.il Block paid In ...J surplus ruml I'ndlvldcd profits, Ie.i ex- pi'iises and tnxes pnld.. National Bank note out- utiut'tlnir Duo to State Itnnk and Bunker Individual doposlt sub- jM-t to chock., 1727.275.60 Demand certificates of ile- poult 236,S93'34 100.000.00 13.000.00 18,r.57.13 25.000.00 2.i:.15 Total tl.13J.17J.ll "add what do xoo call raisr Drsws Him Over His Knee. Mr. Bowser reached for bins and drew him over his knee. He forgot all about adoption and human sympathy He was about to perform the old fash ioned spanking act when two tbluRi happened at once. The kid fastened his teeth In the humanitarian's leg with a grip like that of an alligator, ami the front door bell ran, and somebody drummed on the class panel of the door outside. The boy was twisted down oo the floor and the bell answer ad. The callers were a man and a wo man man aud wife. They were not yet Inside the ball when the man bran dished his fists aud shouted: "You old child stealer! Where la an boyr "Tes. you villain, where Is our Pa ter?" added the woman. "W-what does all this mean?" asked Mr. Bowser as he stared at them. "It means that we live five doors ulwve here aud that tonight you en ticed our little son Into your house. What have you done with him? Where Is he? Bring him out at once or I'll knock that hald head off your shoulders!" Claws the Air. "And if be can't I'm the woman whu can! added the wife as she clawed tbu air. Before Mr. Bowser could ft things straight the buy came riiniiin past, him Into hU mother's anus and save him a kick to be rememliered In-, nod then the three fled down the nteis. When Mr. Bowser shut the door and turned round Mrs. Bowser wan on tho stairs. A smile of human sympathy was on her face, hih! its lie flourished his unns around and tried to utter words fhe softly said: "Yes, I tliluk it would be a xood plan to adopt him, and I promise to try to be a mother to him!" M. OCAD. State of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss. I, S a Gordon, cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement Is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. 8. a OORDON, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 27th day of March, 107. V. BOELUNO, Notary Public. Correct Attest: W. P. McOREOOR. -O. C. FLAVEL, J. WES LET LADD, Directors. Sherman Transter Co. HENRY SHERMAN, Manage! Hacks, Cairunes-Psgfega Cfce-kea aid TMMitrr! -Trucks a4 Fundlu Wsgoaa-rianos Moved, Boisd sad Shipped. 433 Commercial Street) Haiti PhonelUI SCO! BAY IRON & BBASS fiflMS ASTORIA, OltttUOX IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS3 LAND AND MARINE ENGINEERS tyi.. I t w Mill Wucttinrrjt 18th and rrsnklln Ave. l'ront atlrtiium'itivm t4l, rrlrirk Tel. Main 41. THE TRENTON First-Class Liquors and Cigars 602 Commercial Street. Comer Commercial and 14th. Astoria, Oregon. 'i ii a a PARKER. Proprietor. E. P. PARKER, llaaacer. REPORT OF THE CONDITION THE OF Astoria Natjuiial Bank At Astoria, In the State of Oregon, at the close of business, March II, 17. RES0URCE8. Loans and discounts f 438.01C.t7 Overdrafts, secured and un secured M3S.65 U. 8. Bonds to secure circu lation 12,000.00 U. S. Bonds- to secure U. 8. depoafts 00,000.00 Premiums on U. 8. Bonds.. 3.000.00 Bonds, securities, etc 69.906.78 Banking house, furniture and futures 4.073.M Other real ontato owned .... 8,233.41 Due from State Banks and Bankers 10.189.5J Due from approved renerve agent 158,941.77 Checks and other co-sn Items 3,882.32 Notes of other Natlomil Hanks 910.00 Fractional paper currency nickels and cent" 1,379.20 Lawful Money reserve In Bank, viz: Specie' 378,852.40 Lfl(ral-toit4r notes 820.00 79,678.40 Redemption fund with U. H. Treasurer, (5 per cent of circulation PARKER HOUSE IUROPIAN PLAN. first Class In I very Reapeat Pre Coach to the Housa, Bar and Billiard Room. Oood Check Rests araat - ' ' " V ., ,'1 c. j ;i -, i Asteri s. Oragea) Oood Sample Rooms on U round rioar for Qommerclal Men. . THE GEM C. F. WISE. Prop. Choice Wines, Liquors Merchant Laoca From and Cigars m:jo a. m. to i:jo f m. Hot Lunch at all Bonn if Cent Corner Elrvsath and Commercial 625.00 Total .1841,331.78 ' LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid In $ 50,000.00 Surplus fund 40,000.00 Undivided profits', Inss ex- pensfis, nnd taxr.-s paid.. 12,799.33 notes out ft 12,000.00 arm in flannel at nbcht. and to my re- t0 chpt!k , ' ii'jl x louou iijui ini; o;iin Kia-manv T,.v...,i en me .ma inn srrpn&in returned, in three weeks tha rheumatism had Jls- Cured of Rheumatism. Mr. Wm. Henry of Chat.-mooKa,' Tenn., had rheumatls-m In his left arm. 'The strength seemed to have arone! out of the muscles so that it Is useless j N(ttionaI' ,,.lnk for work," he says. "I applied Cham- Btnndlng nam s rain Maim and wrapped the A3T0KIA OSKOOR appeared and has not slneo returned. If troubled with rheumatism try a few applications of Pain Balm. You are I certain to he pleafed with the relief which It affords. For sale by Frank Mart, and Leading Druggists. STATEMENT OK T Aotnno km ilOlUlIQ 0QT sBank certificates of do- pnslt 77,006.80 Time certlflealcs of depos it 272,196.76 Certified checks .. 5.65 United States, deposits'..,. .60,000.00 726,535.45 This house of two stories and bfl3eniont Is built of hollow concrete blocks and frame, with shingle roof. The concrete blocks used ;:( S by 10 lnchos In Size. The front veranda has cement floor and steps. The large living room, with open fireplace, and well lighted parlor are ultra. -live features. The cost is estimated at $1,500 to $2,000, according to the locality In which if is built. UKNJvV WrniOiviND. At the close of business March 23, 1907, ,oans and Discounts $ 634,947.04 County Warrants 11,778.71 City Warrants S, 75(5.71 Bank Building. . ..... 1 32,512.80 Real Estate 10,000.00 Due from banks $188,343.08 Cash on hand.. . . 140,273.87-328,(516.95 Total $1,020,611,11 Total ; ..$841,334.78 Stato of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss. I, J. K.HIgglns, cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement Ig true to the best of my knowledge and belief. J. E. HIQOINS, Cashier, Subscribed and sworn to before me tnls 29th day of March, 1907. E. Z. FERGUSON, Notary Public. Correct Attest: GEO. H. GEORGE, L. MANSUR, A. SCHERNECKAT7, ' Directors, To Be and Mappy Gay Means not only good things to oat, but also the best of things to drink, ana me oesi or ail good drinks Is Bund A Carlson's Kye and Bourbon Whiskies, 1 Choice Wines and Champagnes, THE COMMERCIAL 0 ouy bommoroiai Ot. T XrUths Martin Mwrnm uUdma npMdm iholfim 0 Ux t& Mlfua Ikil moaar cut buy matttn ihaliuiH m mda U i Imt nulerlJ oUtlnilih fw lU pmpo, Tnnr m Mraas f"t ( work undrf til condirioni. 11w bmeh block and Working pU n cul liora dIkI ttoeJ dtop-loieins lh bnrreli ri ol ipwinl roll) awl ot of " SnwiTSrooki-lw 5tJ" '. Tht Ihim ol fflqrfin ihotriru ut pbuinir-lhi bnluai h pnhct Thny Pittrrn pnffclly tod han wonderful panotntion. 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