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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1907)
FRIDAY, JANUARY 28 1907. 0 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. THE M01WING ASTOItlAN, , STOMA, ORKGON. WEST SIDE NEWS Daily Happenings at Warrenton, Seaside, Hammond and Fort Stevens. WARRENTON J WARRKNTOX, Jiin. 54 K, H. Mc Ilrny, manager of the OM (rcgn Mill", returned frm IMthmd yistndiy morning and iitt went to that illy last (light. 1. U Kelly has jittir-Jjs"'.) the lum ber and wood yard al Seaside tf Ui' Astoria Lumber ! I'" Company. II I probable that Mr. Ki-lly "III ll continue lh box liu-diies but will opcrntu the other department of Ui concern. Tho shingle weavers 'tn.loyc.J by lite 1). U Kelly l.uml.or Company went on strike last nlKhl. claiming Unit on account of poor Umber they wrr? uimblo to make wages. Seven mn went out. tmt Mr. Kelly snys that tholr place will be filled within t few day. Mm, Sadie Cummlng who U em ployed at the m house of the D, L. Kelly Lumber Company, wan bitten thin morning by a dog belonging to O. lltghbloon. wntchmnn ft! the Old OroHon Mills. The boast fastened hi fangs In Mrs, dimming' hip. lit flirting a painful Injury. WHIInm I.e. who offered through these columns a prise of $! for the best two apple raised In Clntsoj county, now offer a second prise of 12.60 for the second bout pnlr of ap ple, all sample of fruit to bo pro aented at the saloon of Jacob Boss hart. Clyde Fair, eon of tho chief engi neer at the Old Oregon mill. I se riously ill with Inftuenia, Albert Stewart Injured his wrist yes terday while working In Kelly's shin gle mill. 11. J. Thomas sprained his ankle yesterday while working In the Kelly mill Miss Olive MoCreedlo Is one of the ninny who are suffering from rolils. Mrs. Snyder Is miff "ring from an tack of grippe. D. L. Kelly whs a visitor In Seaside yesterday, i SEASIDE J M"Hesss FEACIDI3, Jan. 24. The Columbia Woolen Mills of Portland han estab lished a binnch store at Uriglu and Main streets. rsmsVfmsm' FLAVEL I sM-HsM.4.m. FLAVKU Jan. !4. The bark lllg Ilonanxa, which was cm adrift during a severe storm by the tug Samson, and which put back to San Francis co, under her own nail", arrived at the Flavel wharf yesterday. She Is chartered to carry two loads to San Pedro after which she Is - clielulcd to go to Alaska. H Is posdlU that the necond trip !U be abandoned In ol der to make the northern trip. Medicine for Children, In buying a cough medicine for children, neyrr be afraid to buy Cham berlain's Cough Remedy. There Is no dar.ger from It, and relief Is always sure to follow. It 1 Intended espe cially for coughs, colds, croup and whooping cough, snd there Is no bet ter medicine In the world for these di erases. It 1 not only a certain cure for croup, but, when given as soon as the croupy cough appears, will pre vent th attack. Whooping cough Is not dangerous when this remedy Is given as directed. It contains no oplura cr other harmful drug, and may be (riven as confidently to A baby as to in adult. For sale by Frank Hart and leading druggists. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Cuits Ooid CKctJ sod Wl.ocping Cough. II Tearful Tale of How His Planks Were Pilfered by Teddy. TRIED TO TROT IN FAST BUNCH Vilitt Cir with Copy of Commoner in Pocket, Which it Suppremed by Guard Call on Th Seven Spot. through. The Klder left tills mopl Many years ago there was H man named Hilly Hryan who spoke from !he Chest and wore his hair long. For a long time h played In u Hush league mid took Medals for Speaking Pieces ut tho Meetings of tho Corn llu kcis down In Nebiasky. Hill dis covered Kaily that hu hud a Voice that would Carrv three times. Hill discovered Karly that he had a Nerve lies: toying Pang against the llarn Uoor. Ho could call the Hired Hands to dinner without Moving from his Tracks, and he hud no use Whatever for the Ung Ulst-ince Telephone. After a while Hilly nnnouneed that he wanted to Trot In Fast Company, and he whs allowed to Pitch a couple of (James for the National League, In his first game, whtchr Is described at liength In hl book called the First Iluttle, the Score was Sixteen to On In favor of the Other Side. Billy de cided that It was one' of the Things which should be Borne with Cheerful Resignation and went back Home to Nebrasky to limber up hi Voice and Practice a few more curve for ffc next Contest. In the next (Same, the Opposition was Head Next to his Delivery and they Simply walked Home. Hilly was Long on Theory but ids Technique was Rotten, !o he went back Home again and became a Recluse. He edit ed a Paper which ho read carefully (i Himself and began making Crack -iliout the Hum Way In whkh l! ' Republican party was running thing-. Al er many years Hilly o: ce more b-'-gan to see n Sixteen-to-one llnin,: In the Chmls of Adversity that ov erhung his Wh klup and he decided 10 Travel. "Put ut the Fire hi the Kltche 1 stove," he tells his wife, "and whist.l for the lotf. We're goln to take a f,w- Hike'; Into the Homes of the Famous to see how they are gettla along." The next day Hilly started Around the World. His ticket called for a Step-over at the Philippines, so that he would have an opportunity to se: tho Mismanagement of the Republlca 1 Party in our Insular possessions. Af ter staying fifteen Minutes at ManHi, he went to Toklo and saw the Mikado. He informed the F.mperor that he was the I.oKh-al Candidate for Mikado if the t'nlted States two Times, but thai the enemy had Tipped off his signal." and he was Hatted out of the Pox each Time. The Mikado sai l he was sorry. hut not to l.et u happen Again. The n he Wont to India where h ' saw that the time was ripe for a bl;: Political Fiheaval. He (old the Ma harajah of Helm: that if he helro-1 Mtm to ne.-oM,, jv;-.-vn of ian i.m ho would Free India from tho Mercen ary F.ngllsh. "Wc can't can the sue: ent Kahn of Kan-Kan," replied Maha rajah, being fond of Allilerallon, and so Hilly went away. Then he Casual ly Dropped In on the Czar of Russia to ask him how he liked the Spring Styles In infernal Machines. When Hilly walked Into the Presence of the Czar, Nicholas had him Searched be cause he had heard that over here In the rutted States Hilly had been called an Anarchist. Hilly had one F.dltlon of the Commoner In his pocket which was promptly Suppressed by tho Pal ace fiuard. Then Hilly Cabled home to have his Knee breeches sent to him at London so that ho could Call on King F.dward the Seven Spot, fpon arriving at the Court of St, James, Hilly learned that his lxmg Suit, which was a Prince Al bert, was Oreatly In Vogue so be broke Into the Presence of the King without much ado. Tho only drawback BILLY BRYAN ABROAD !.. his Costume was (hilt It Bulged .It the Breast, whcie he had been In the Habit of pl.olHK id- IsH Hand when spooking pleie a; Home. He assured tho King with groat Suavity that hack hi the Slates he whs one or Hie I nee card himif. and Admonished .w Iill't'l il Tallnen not to feel abashed In his Presence, The King Mid he Wouldn't, and so tile meeting ended Happily Knounh. When Hilly go! li.u k Home he Dis covered lh.it n Mun named Roosevelt had taken all the Hood things from the DetuorraUoplatfortn and hid put them Into operation. Hilly let out ttt Awful Holler about this and said that ho had been diverted or his last Hop... "There's nothing left for me to Hun on the next Time I Chasseo out for the President, v." he -aid with his Voice full of S-ibs. "There won't be any Trusts left for me to Hint when (Id Man gets done." Then Hilly, following the advice ex pressed In a Well Known Western Proverb, which runs like this; "Life o nslnts Not o Much In Playing a Hood bund as In Playing n Poor H ind well," went on the Lecture Platform. "I'd like fii See Homebody Take this Platform," he said, ns he started out. Moral - When you have a c,.i d Thing, get It Copyrighted.-Mls.oula Mlssiiullan. CATARRH CROWING LESS. Due to the Use of Hyomei Cures Without Stomach Dosing. Inquiry nt the lo.al drug s'ors shows that the sale of remedies for latarrh has decreased very mu.:n In tho last year. Some medicines which were formerly bought a gross at a tlive are now purchased In half dozen Jo' and are rarely called for, There Is one no'.abl' exception to this decrease In sale, and that Is Hyomel. This remedy Is. In fact. sponsible for the decrease In sale of catarrh medicines, its It has mad so many cures of catarrhal troubles th.it naturally there is much less demand for remedies for that disease. People who have been trying dif ft rent medicines for catarrh for many years were Induced to begin the use of Hyomel by T. F. Laurln's guar antee that the me.lulne would co-t nothing unless cured. Much to t'ndr siirprl e, they found that Hyouvl 1 ! what It eli.lnvd (If ii d:d not T. F. l.aurln could not sell It under this guarantee), and they soon became 1 dent advocates of the use of Hyomei There Is no disagreeable stonn dos'ng with Hyomel; It Is used ' l!ng breathed through a neat po ;et Inhaler. The complete outfit co-ts but one dollar, extra bottle"-', If need-'d. fifty cents. With every Hyomel outfit T. F. l.aurln gives his personal guarantee that the money will be refunded un less the treatment cures, so that you run no risk at all in buying this re liable remedy. FARMERS' UNION. Scheme Similar to That Adopted Tiller Around Chicago. by ALBANY. Ore., Jan. CI. A farm ers' tru-t, a union of tillers of the soil for self-proti etlnn. is the novel scheme proposed l.y (Source I.. Suth , 1 land, a, farmer llvlnc !K".r Thomas, Linn cotm'y. Kvery o:her craft mi earth has a union, he says and nil tloeee (he farmer, en whom, he argues, a'l are really dependent, and It Is time the fanners oriranWe -i trust, too. In a circular letter he has Issued, Su'hcriand submits a union scale of prices for products of the firm and asks the farmers of Linn county to adopt them. Among the plans of the proposed trust, ns Sutherland has framed them, are the establishment of union stores, co-operative blacksmith shops, and farmers' grist mills. Bsd Stomach Trouble Cured. Having been sick for the past two two years with a bad stomach, a friend gave me a dose of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They did me so much good that I bought a bot tle of them and have used twelve bot tles In all. Today I am well of a bad stomach trouble. Mrs. John Lowe, Cooper, Maine. These tablets are for sale by Frank Hart and leading drug gist. Morning Astorlan, 60 cents a month. delivered by carrier. WANT1CD A 8KAM8TRK8S plain and fancy sewing, also making. News from Want Adville HELP WANTED. C1RL WANTF.D-Ml'ST HK A tlnoD cook; good wages to right party, Apply nt Astori.ui cftlce. 31 CIRL WANTF.D 1M M Kl HATKLY. IN qulro of Mrs. Joe Brown, 1st Tth S-.. 1-24 If AGENTS CANVASSERS, MIXERS, peddlers, solicitors, mall order teo ple, etc.. should buy KRAMER'S BOOK OF TRADE SECRETS. Regu lar p ice 15, but bad. of last edition for tl.25 ss long as they last. Guar anteed. Order quick. Sioux Tub, Co., Sutherland, Iowa, ll-!5-tf WANTF.IV--SAI KSMKN. MANY MAKE f 100 to $150 per month. Some even nore. Stock clean j grown on Reser vation, far from old orchards. Cash advanced weekly. Choice of territory. Addres Washington Nursery Company, Toppenish, Washington." 9 25-if WANTEO-TWO GOOD 8UB8CRIP Hon solicitors to work. First class proposition, good pay. Apply Astorlan office. FOR RENT THE RESIDENCE OP Mrs. W. 8. Kinney. Address No, 67, care Astorlan. 1-I1 .' W A N T E D J E N T L E M A N" R LAD'.' of fair education to travel for M.v cnntlle Houso of large capital. Tor rltory at home or abroad to sui'. Weekly salary of Il.U'H) per year awl expenses. Address, with flump, Jo seph A. Alexander, Astoria, Ore. 1-23 :t FOR SALE. WHALE AMBER. MADE IN NOR way. guaranteed finest shoo dress ing out. Vour dealer handles It. Al fred Andresen & Co., Minneapolis, Minn. I"""" FRESH MILK COWS FOR SALE A. Long-den, Warrenton, Ore. 6t LOST AND FOUND. tails. Finder return to this oltlis and receive reward. 1-24-M LOST LADY'S HACK HAIR COMB: gold mounted. Finder return to this utile,, and receive reward. 1-24 3 L 1ST - LADY'S BACK HAIR COMB: Kohl mounted. Under return to thl.i office. 1-24-31 MISCELLANEOUS. VuCAL CULTURE-MISS GRACE Itannel will give Instruction In tone production. Coaching In classical somrs and ballads. 144 Duane street. Phono Red 2091. tf NOTICE. Notice of Annual Meeting of stock holders of the Union Fishermen's Co operative Packing Company. Notice Is hereby given that the an nual meeting of the Union Fishermen's Co-operative Packing Company will be held according to tlf by-laws of said corporation, and at the hall of the Columbia River Fishermen's Protec tive Union. In Astoria, Oregon, on Monday, January 28, 1907, at 1 o'clock j,, m. CHARLES WTLFON. Pref. Attest: FRANS KANKKONEN, Secretary. CARRIE NATION certainly smashed a bole In the bar rooms Of Kansas, but Ballard's Hore bound 8yrup has smashed all records as a cure (or coughs. Bronchitis, In fluent and all Pulmonary diseases. T. C, H Horton, Kansas, writes: 1 cave never found a medicine that would cure a cough so quickly as Bal lard's Horehound Syrup. I have used It for years." Hart's drug store. FOR dress ITTI.B Bister Wtlkerson Was hnndy with the needle, Tucks and darts and hems and gores She certainly could wheedle. Out of, Into, any ifoods, She always dressed most Brother Wllkerson, he died. Pneumonia rather hastyl tasty. All the sisters of her church Kxchanvetl surprise and wonder, As to how sho'd get along, She got along by thunder' Went to live In Want-Advllle, Where seamstresses wore wanted. Never once by poverty Was Utile Sister haunted. MORAL, Advertise In The Morning Atorlan, PR. FLSSIONAL CARD. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. HOWARD M. OROWNELU Attornsy-st-lsw. Office with Mr. J. A. Eakin, at Ne. 426 Commercial $1, Astorls. MU3IC TEACHER. WANTED TIIKKK Ml'SIC ITl'Il.H. ltniilr at Astorian offli. MAS' Dm. IN I.KSSONS HIVKN-MIUS, C. I). Hlewi-rt, 127 Seventh street. BUSINESS DIRECTORY BOARDING. THE LI YDS. Rooms with or without boards rate reasonable; good aceora mwlatlon for tranaienU. Uth snd OommercUJ. OSTEOPATH 1 8TS, PI. RE0DA C. HICKS OHTEOPATIJ j Office MnnsKi, Bid. Phone Black 1011 ' H7t Commercial St- Astoria, Ore, i FlltST-CLASS MEAL f. - 1 ;.,. :. ....b,, onWnJT riift n, for l.)c, nice cake, collee, pio, or, .ImiglinuU, 5c, at U. S. Rotaur- h ' ' Hilt. 43 1 Boilfl St JAPANESE GOODS. INEXPENSIVE JAPANESE FIXINGS, MADE OF BAM BOO, LIGHT, STRONG, HAND MADE, TABLES, STANDS, CHAIRS, WHAT-NOTS, BOOKCASES, SHELV ING, ETC. Yokohama Bazaar 125 Commercial fit., Astoria. HOUSE MOVERS. FREDKKCKSON BROS.-We make specialty of house moving, carpenters, contractors, general jobbing; prompt at tention to ail orders. Corner Tenth snd Dusne. if LAUNDRIES. BUTTON HOLE AT THE BACK. Your experience with It lias no doubt lead to much vexation, possibly pro fanity. Broke your fingernail trying to pry it up from the neck band, eh! Ycm won't have that that experience li you send your shirts to us; we save yoo this trouble, snd danger of tearing the shirt. Try us ,d TROY LAUNDRY, Tenth and Duane Sts. Phone 1991 MEW AND WOMEN. UMHlgfr unnatural l Lhiirt,lnAani 'nations, Irrllnlluiia o iiliirtloB of in 11 mi us mmurn. IY,ala liuiiilna. i.iiI,um. anrf II0( SltrlB- Brill I VKHSClSMIOAl til. guilt of inlinu, MNIMII.O Slwld hj lrsslS, .. MfT or nt In plln rPI". It kiii.m. r-ror-si-i. M- t-X, Ml lul .... . l.Mlll S2.7B. SMiaAljS- J I lil!iJ BSS n.,l la awiatur. r 1 WINES, LIQUORS AND CXOAIS. TIIK SAVOY Popular Coneert Hall. 1 flood muale. All are welcome, Oet ner Seventh and Astor. IM 416 BOND IT, A "TORI A, OfiJtOOi Carries the Finest Line of Vlnes, Liquors and Clears CALL AND SEE US v.NVi.i.i.i.y.iji.iiriYiuio .c.i.f.r.i.i Eagle Concert Hall 1.120 AaUir Nt. The lesding siMUst-iiiunt house, Agency for Klisun Phonographs asd (Sold Moutdeil Reeolda. I'. A. I'CTIH()N, rros. "PaleBohemlan Lacr BeerM THE BEER FOR THE HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE on draught snd In bottles Rretrot amlrr Military cnnitltloiu asd prolyl. y skrI tlht bn In Aslotia. North Pacific Brewing Go. ASTORIA, OREGON. NO MATT Kit WHERE IXXUTFJ) rropertles snd Huineas of all kinds sold lrk, for wh it, rU of tu y"'1 1 w,it; Wri,u u: day deacriUnjr what you have to sell K1 ! urlce on same. IF YOU WANT TO BUY any kind of Bulnea or Real Estate anywhere, st any price, writs ms your requirements. I can save you time tad nonse, DAVID D. TAFP, THE LAND MAN 4S Kansas Avenue. T0PEEA, KANSAS. DENTI8T6. Dr. VAUvJIIAN, Dkntist Fjhisu Building, Astoria. Oregon. Dr. C. LOGAN DENTIHl 7rt Ooinranrcml St., Hhannhan Building 1 Thk American Collection Agency No foe charged nn leu collection i made. We make col lection in all parti of the United Statea 413 Kansas Ave. TOPEKA, KANSAS. ANTHONY P. WILSON, Attorney HOTEL PORTLAND Finest Hotel In the Northwest PORTLAND. ORE. UNDERTAKERS. J. - GILBAUQH A COH Undertaker and Embalmera. Phone Mstn illl. Cor. H and Duane. ... U-l-tt ! i mi yi tei m Business ml v 1 V. Ut hui bcr bo A- I