IATURDAY, DCCCMBIR 1, 1000. THE MORNING ASTOWA N, ASTORIA, OREGON. .l THE MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1673. Published Daily Except Monday by TU ). S. BELLINGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION KATES. By mail, per year By carrier, per mouth. WEEKLY ASTORIA If. B, mail, per year, In advance.. 11.00 Entered M aeeond-elaas matter July SO.WU. at the portofflce at Atorla,ur C on, nndex the act of Coojreaa ot March S, IK nrOnbn for the dellwmn of TBI Mom smTaroaus toeiUMr reaWwe or place of butiooat nay b made by poet card or throo-h teie hooa. Any trwfularitr la te Umr hold be nuaedUtoty reported to the oOoe of poblicatton. TELEPHONE MAXEI Mi. Official paper of Clatsop cdhnty and the City ofAitorla, WEAXHER. Western Oregon Fair, east erly winds. Western Washington Fair In south, probably rain In northern portion. I the docks of Hamburg and Bremen, to people who are now eating cats and dogs and goats; or It offered In every city and village throughout France and Germany In the form of dressed, canned, corned or barrelled bet the product would meet with n grateful reception from a hungry people, "Our market for fat native steers la sustained farlly well because Lon don plays nn Important hand In that branch of the trade, but not every cattle grower can furnish bullocks J good enough for John Hull; hence the oueslion of better markets for the lower-priced sorts becomes a matter of prime Importance to vastly more people tha nare Interested In the 'tops.' " 0 A BLACK YEAR. By way of railway and marine dis asters, floor, Are, famine and mine hor rors, earthquakes and criminal violence In every conceivable form, 1906 seems to be making the star record of the young century. May the tide of suf fering, loss and untoward death turn with the dawn of the new year, and give mankind surcease from the dreary volume now encompassing the world. Of a certainty, there Is always the happy old standard of the super abudance of good to measure down the dismal record of the year, but in the holocaust of evil very few of ua ever think to -use it. The rule of the times, as we have known them, has always been that the blessings have Invar iably discounted the burdens of life, and we believe most people are willing to nourish the comfortable calcula tion; so, black as the year has been, there Is ample of light and hope and peace and comfort and cheer, to counter-balance Its sum of wretchedness. ' , NURSING THE GRIEVANCE. The colored people of the country have a genuine grievance. To the normal negro this is an unqualified blessing; without a grievance he is at a distinct loss. Of course, the edu cated colored man or woman is able to make due estimate of such af flictions and to treat them as other people do, with honest common-sense, forbearance and philosophy; but the ordinary ignorant, un-aspiring, every day negro, simply revels in the pos session of a real affliction, especially It It is some one else's. Those who know the race in its real simplicity, are aware of this foible and usually treat it with kindly consideration, and not with unfeeling contempt The outcome of the present over wrought tension among the blacks In the matter of the discharge of the three colored regiments from the United States army, depends largely on the good sense of the leaders among the race. If their counsel is moderate and sensible and they do not use their place and influence to stir up the excitable and unreasoning nature of their followers, the whole matter will die down and become a thing of the past, but if they employ their talents and prerogatives, to urge resentment, retaliation and reslstence, they, and the race, are doomed to bit terer disappointment than they have ever known before. The white people of America " are not the enemies of the negro in any sense, when the ne gro is orderly, law-abiding and quiet, but they know the negro to the core, have borne a vast deal from him, and will not take patiently to undue de mands, and not at all to threats. The negro is no better than the white mar., and the white man has his own In finite burden of troubles to face and live down, and the black man can do the same, or take the rest of it, as It shall come at his own behest. BADLY NEEDED. Alvln H. Sanders, editor of the Breeder's Gazette and chairman of the American Reciprocal Tariff League in opening his address at the recent live stock conference on foreign mar kets held at Kansas City, said: "Live cattle and hogs have been selling In Germany for a year past at approximately fifteen cents per pound. Horse meat and dog sausage enter in to the daily diet of the people. In the city of Paris horse steak Is also regularly handled and frugal house wives buy legs and wings of chickens because they cannot afford a whole fowl or a cut of beef. These two countries alone have a population of ninety-nine million people; a large proportion of whom are now practic ally meatless. That Is one side of the picture. What is the reverse? "Dressed beef is going out of our Chicago packing houses at an average price of about 6 cents per pound. A large supply of ordinary stock daily crosses the scales in our leading markets at 13.25 4.E0 per cwt. This class of cattle while not up to the re quirements of our Eastern and English shipping trade would look good' on MILLER'S MURDERERS. It is the hope of every man In Clat sop county that Sheriff Pomcroy may be able to reach the Issue of final con viction in the case of the men who abused, robbed and murdered John D. Miller in this county, last week. The death of the victim is to be de plored In more ways than one, partic ularly, that now his evidence as to the identity of the foul hounds that be set him, will not be available. The testimony must, of necessity, be pure ly circmstantial, yet the hope Is not vain, that it may be so clear and damning as to warrant the imposition of a life sentence of Imprisonment It was a foul and miserable crime and merits the utmost rigor of the law. Good luck to the sheriff and every of ficer who has part and parcel n the work of reprisal against the merciless men who did the deed. 0 THOSE FIFTEEN AMENDMENTS. The idea of calling a public meeting for the discussion of the fifteen new amendments to the charter of Astoria, Is a good one, though it goes without saying that anything like general dis cussion could not be had at a single session; there would have to be ad journed meetings, and we doubt if the popular Interest would hold out for very many. It is the rule of munici pal life now-a-days to remain Indif ferent to all such matters until the hour of reaction comes after the laws have been enacted. It Is one of the follies of the times. We shall be glad to see an Intelligent review of the amendments in an open mass-meeting and will do all possible to further the attainment of a right and whole some conception of the pending meas ures in the public mind. o THAT $10,000 MONUMENT. Let every ClatRop citizen take a hand in influencing Congress, through Ore gon's senators at Washington, in be half of that modest appropriation for the erection of a monument on the site of Fort Clatsop, in this county. It Is essential that all should do what they may to emphasize the deep in terest felt here in the historic spots for which this county should be fa mous. The Chamber of Commerce, all the civic and fraternal bodies, the very school-children and their teach ers; everybody with a living Interest In the city, county and state, and In the glories of the great past, should dpvise some method of contributing to this real, popular cause. EDITORIAL SALAD. An elephant farm has been started In Texas, a state Into which the g. 0. p. elephant has scarcely darvd to ven ture. c There Is some talk of ettabllxhluK a "model city" near riltsburg. If It I too near Pittsburg It will not be model very long. the west. The stage has been remod eled and made larger, making It poa- slide to give a much better prmlue Hon lit the house than In the past. It takes just one second of time for electricity to travel 888,000 miles; greater distance than from the earth to the moon. It Is not generally known that the government has In Its employ a man who doea nothing all the year around but kill mountain Hons. "THANKS BE!" The day has come, and gone; thanks have been given, if any there were; we have gratified our appetites; played our football; have done the sober, and the foolish thing, Inspired by the oc casion, and are now ready for the current affairs of business including the Interrupted deal whereby we hope to best our neighbor and accumulate something to be grateful for next year. As a holiday, Thanksgiving Day Is quite a success. The Wankee cigarette trust are seek ing to capture the whole of the world's cigarette leaf. The TurklBh govern ment la fighting them now. 0 The United States will. In future wars, put a metni tag around me neck of each soldier to ldontlfy them In case they are killed. The American hen lays enough eggo In yenr to reach around the world fourteen times, and even then she could rest long enough to fly around It herself. Sumatra growa the largest flower In the world. It measures a yard and three Inches across, and its cup will hold six quarts of wnter. Rafflesla Arnoldl is its name. MACK SWAIN THEATER CO. "The Mldulght Kxpre" which was presented at the Astoria Theater last night by the Swain company, Is mtiMt Interesting and Motivational mel odrama and gave the best of vatlsfao lion to an appreciative, and enthusias tic audience. The stage vetting were appropriate and beautiful and the climax ot the end of the playthe lllght of the Midnight Kxpress train was the acme of realism, and posi tively thrilling, Cora King Swain a "Bessie Brandon," was, as usual, ex cellent; Mack Swain, as "Dave Holt," proved that he la capable of other work than comedy; Alf Layr.e was very good "Richard Kingston"; Bert Frank won the execration of all for a natural rendition of the rascal ly "Meredith"; Wm. Hutchinson was most amusing a the country bump kin, "liob"; and Geo. Berrell. E. C. Hunt. Daisy D'Arva and Anna Jor dan gave excellent portrayals of the roles assigned them. For the matinee today 'The Notorious Mrs. Gay- will be presented and 'The Midnight Ex press" will be repeated tonight and at both performances tomorrow. Next week will be the last of the 8waln company's engagement here, and there will be a change of bill every night. g issm Wm IN THE CITY THEATERS. AT THE STAR. On December S the Taylor Players will appear In "The Light House by the Sea." Manager Oevurtx promises scenic production that will surprise and please everyone. The piny has been for several seasons past a big success and the best critics say It will continue to be so for a good many seasons to come. The players are the best; some of them are known here, having played this city at different times. As they have been together for a year and are accustomed to each other, they are In a position to give the most artistic and finished performance of any stock company in Made Happy foe Life. Great happiness cam Into the homo of S. C. Blair, school superintendent, at 8t Alban's, West Virginia, when his little daughter waa restored from tha dreadful complaint he names. IU saya; "My little daughter had St Vi tus Dane, which yielded to no treat ment but grew steadily worse until at a last resort wo tried Electric Bit ters; and I rejolco to say, three' bot tles effected a complete cure." Quick, sure cure for nervous complaints, gen eral debility, female weaknesses, Im poverished blood and malaria. Guar anted by Cha. Roger' drug Mora. Price 80c. la most homes there U I room without proper heating facilities to My nothing; of chilly hallway. Bvta though the bett ot your stoves or furnace should be Inadequate to wra the whole bout there need not be one cold spot if you iuvt PERFECTION Oil leafier (Equipped wttk Smokclcu Dcvtc) It HS beet room In no time and will ktt It rm tad coir. Opt ted at easily tt t lamp and perfectly sal. Wick cannot be turned too alt a at too low. Give no took, or small became fitted with unique smoktle device. U be curled shout, which caoaot be dont with an ordinary stove. The Perfection Oit Heater superior to aU other oil better and it an ornament to any home. Made in two ftniah to nickel tad Japan. Brtat oil fount beau tifully tmboMtd. Holds lour quarts of oil tad buroe nine hour. Every beater warranted. If not tt your dealer'! write nearttt agency for descriptive circular. TH MPjxrfo f fimfl ',th( ttftet and beet XaVU 1X11 1 1 P. 11. round household lamp. Made of brat throughout and nickel-plated. Equipped with latest improved burner. Every lamp warranted. Aa ornament to any room whether library dining-room, parlor or bed room. Writ to nearttt sgrocy If not at your dVaUr'e, STANBAJH) OIL COMPANY "A dangerous surgical operation, In olWng the removal of a malignant ul cer, as Jargt aa my hand, from my daughter! hip, waa prevented by tha application of Bucklen't Arnica Salve," says A. C. Stlckel. of Miletus, W. Va. "Persistent use of the Salve completely cured If Cure Cuta, Burns, and Injuries. !6o at Chan. Rogers', druggist The Art of Fine Plumbing vi'.wwm hat progressed with the development of the science of sanitation and wc have kept pc with the Improvements. Iltva you J Or It your bathroom et c u" tha? old taahluMd, unhealthy kij&U I -aN. If jroo ttt itffl wing the closed In" fixture of tea year ago, it wouM he vu! to remove them tnd Install In their itn i, aaowy white tnstted Porcelain Enam eled Ware, of whi'h we hve simple (displayed In our showroom. Let us quote you price. ISuttnted catalogue free. STAR THEATRE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30 AND DECEMBER 1 Gilbert and Sullivan's Comic Opera Trial By Jury" M. E. Robinson, Director. Auspices Astoria Public Library CA8T OF CHARACTERS. Plaintiff Miss Grace Rannels Counsel Frank Spittle : Judge Frank Carnahan Defendant James Johnson 'Foreman of Jury F. L. Bishop Usher Jas. Vernon Bridesmaids, Jurymen, Spectator, Etc. Specialties Introduced Norwegian Singing Society, Chorus, Ladies Quartettes Children's Choruses, Comic Quartettes 24 YOUNG -LADIES IN Star Spangled Banner Drill Reserved seats, 75 cents; general admission, B0 cents; children, 25 cents, Seats on sale after Wednesday at Box Office. ), A. Montgomery, Astoria. rnrAXcuL. J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President. D. I. PETERSON, Vic President, RANK PATTON, CatWer. J. W. GARNER, AeaUtaot Cashier. Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid In 110000, (.orpins an Undivided Profli W,0M TraBMMta a General Banking Kualnwu. iDlermt Paid on Time Dupoaito Ttntn tttreet, A STOMA, OREGON First National Bank of Astoria, Ore. KSTAHLIHIIKI 18H4S. Capital $100,000 ASTORIA THEATRE It. E. ELVEICS, Mgr. J 9 TheHack Swai n Theater Co. Today at 3, the Funny Farce Comedy "The Notorious Mrs. Gay Prices, 10c and 25c. Tonight at 8:15 the sensational comedy drama 4THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS Prices, i5c, 25c and 35c. 9t '"ft r. . Ik. r ' - h Sc. Kl5 a . 1 " 'Hii 7 7 I i , i i 1 i M Good Sample Room on the Ground Floor for Commercial Men IL B. PARKER. E. P. PARKER, Proprietor Manager PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN FIRST CLASS IN EVERY RESPECT Free Coach to the Houa Bar and Billiard Room Good Check Restaurant ASTORIA, OREGON VITKOPIANE The new artistic window deco ration. A substitute for stained glass at one twentieth the cost Easily applied. B, F. ALLEN 0 SON NEW STORE COR. nth AND BOND STREETS. THE ASTORIAN 60c per month.