s WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER ij, THE MORNING ASTOItlAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. THE MORNING ASTORIM Established il7S Published Daily Except Monday by XEi, J. S. DELLLMGER V.OMPAMY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By mil, pr year...., By carrier, per month. $7.00 .80 WEEKLY ASTORUN. 8, mail, per year, in adTsnee. .11.00 tnlered a iwoniWlw marter July 10. ISM, el lh pottuflkw t AHiw t. ure jon, adr Um ot of Congress oJ Mxrea S, Ism i aq VOntan (or ttw daHmrac of Taa Mow liwaTOBUiioelUMr raakfano or ploe ot tmrtaw mr Bud by pcaul mti or Uuouch Me knt. Any ImnrviUrity tn o Unry should b BUMoiiatrly reported lo tb oBkMotpubUoaUoB. TELEPHONE MAIN 66X ' Official paper or CUUop county end U(,'lty of AurU. free lance in uniform ami , the ympa thetic rejju!tr, men who fought only for an opening in which to comfortably shift their grimml ami hecome liiwan wr themelve, but with federal in terfeiTnce from thia country,, it will 1 a harvl and cold contention with fotvea that mean buine nnd do a they are told, fite from all personal intereiti of their own and perfectly at istled to obey order. The sooner the letter for all concerned. y ' " ' WEATHER. Oregon, Washington, 'Idaho Fair. KEEP THE COAST III VIEW. The fundamental duty of the live As- torian is to Veep in view, constantly and loyally, the development of the Oregon coast country. He ia now thor oughly informed on the subject of the Columbia river bar; he is told by Col. W. S. Koessler, the competent, and we believe, the conscientious, engineer in charge of the jetty work there, that the work must be finished in its en tirety, that the funds therefor must come in toto, in order that intelligent and final completion shall be wrought, without the wrecking lapses that per mit the havoc of the sea upon all that has been accomplished and the conse quent re-building over and over again, of a vital and costly work. He is told by Congressmen Bansdell and Jones, both members of the great committee in which such huge matters originate, that the $2,500,000 necessary for its full and final accomplishment of the project, cannot be had next year, and, assuming that they know what they are talking about, and voice the sentiment of their colleagues in the House, and on the committee, it may be taken as conclusive of a long hiatus in the af fairs at the mouth of the river. This being the accepted status of the bar question, it devolves upon us all out here on the coast to turn our at tention for the time being to the is sues of next and relative importance, the railroad extensions into this county and Tillamook, from here and from the Interior. It is absolutely essential that Astoria wake up and get in touch with the beltg of country to be traversed by the Lytle and Hammond lines; cul tivate the farmers, the dairymen, the millmen, the miners, and all the forces that are to contribute business to these important feeders. Establish a knowl edgeable and appreciative intercourse with these people, make them our com mercial friends, find out what they want in the way of export and terminal fa cilities, and lay the predicate for an expansive and profitable business for this city after the railways shall have been built. There is no time to lose. Portland and other interested centers are actively engaged in this very mat ter right now and it is up to Astoria to open the ball on her own account in prompt and intelligent fashion, or lose the cream of the trade to the keen er communities. She is on the ground or nearest to it,, and she will have only herself to blame, if she is out bidden and out-ridden. o BIG STICK IN CUBA. The bumptious Cubans are going to keep up their little larcical rebellion until it, becomes necessary for their Uncle Samuel to stride over there with his big stick and end the ruction; and it is likely that his manner of doing it will have a tendency to discourage the pup-generals in all future derelictions of the sort. Of course, he can't very well kill off the rebel brood at one fell swoop, but he can put a crimp in their ambitions that will not unravel it self for years to come, and that is what they need. Heretofore they have had to contend with their own kind, the factious, the organic home rebel, the THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. To dtvlare thr Mitchell and Maud CreUicld . alvolutely in-ane, to inoar cerate them in a home for the inam, and keep them there for the terms of their natural Uvea, is undoubtedly the best rible way to bring the dreadful story of which they are now the cen tral figures to an end; and pare the public of the Xorthwet the further cot and annoyam of prolonged action in the open courts. That they are mad is the kindliest conclusion within reach of a people who desire to forget and be rid of them, and their crowd; and the sooner they are thm dipied of. the quicker the nu'tin taste will die out of the mouth of men and a foul and vicious chapter in the hitry of tne country will be brought to a grateful finish. If the wretched cult shows its head in the Northwest again there will be ample knowledge and experience in the hands of the court, backed by an educated public opinion, to quickly deal wi'ib, and eradicate, the accursed evil, o it.000,000 DEAD LETTERS. More than 11.000,000 pieces of mail went astray in these United State last year because they were not directed well enough for the experts to decipher the names and addresses. Millions of this immense total went to the dead letter office, where a lot of it was opened the addresses of the writers ascertained and the letters or packages returned. But in a good many cases the writer's add res is never found and the letter is really "dead," when neither the send er nor the prospective receiver can be discovered. Assistant Postmaster Gen eral DeGraw wants to get people into the habit of writing their own addresses on the outside of the envelope. This, he says, would save trouble for ail hands. o 000000000000000000 0 EDITOSAL SALAD. 0 000000000000000000 Swim with the tide and look pleasant. It's more than the czar can dol H poem for Cod ay SONG O F T HE D ROOK By Alfred Tennyson t cr:?:; from h.-tunt of cooi Ji T I and hern; I 1 m.i!. nu2tn sully J! X J And nmrkle out rimer, the fern ", Im-Jw tlown tlio vaUVy. Uy thirty I'.l.U 1 hurry Uowu Or !!, Iwtvctii the rldre. Uy twenty tlutrp, u lluie town And tin if it umiJretl tirlilfM, Till lut by i liillp farm 1 now To Join the tK:umi:t2 river, For men may com und men muy go, But t so on forever. I rnntt r over tny ways In Utile luir,vi nnd trebles, 1 bubble Into Mklyltig buy. I tiAbtl on the pebbles. With tnttny a curve my bunks I fret By nuiny n fleUl und fallow And many a fairy forelund set . With willow weed and mallow. i i cniuu r. cnntivr or i i.ow To Join the brimming river. T For men may com nnd men may go, X But I no on forever. t wind shout and In and out, Willi here a bloom llm And here nnd (hue a lusty trout And hero and ther a grayling. And hem und Ihor a fomny 4nk I'Vou me a 1 trawl With nuiny n Hllvery water break Above the (oMrn gravel, Ant) drnw them nil nlontr nnd flow To Join the brlmroinif river, For men may come ntul men may g Hut I go on forever, 1 Ktenl by lawns mid lirnsny plot, I fcll.le by liaxcl iever. I move I he sweet forgvtmenols That grow (or happy ioVvra. I slip, I slide, I nloom, I glance. Among my nklinmlug swutlows; I make I lie netted mibeum (lance Agulnt my sandy shallows; I murmur under moon and stars In bmmlily wHOeruea; I linger by my shingly bars: I loiter round my ereet. And out aguln 1 curve nnd flow To Join the brimming river: For men may come nnd men may go, lH:t I tio on furewr. o- DiiiinonJj cunliriut- to advance. Suf fering along New York's Rialto! o It's hard for the Cubans to get over the revolution habit. o A rich Pennsylvanian has hired a trained nurse for his sick bulldog. World Does Not Owe Anybody a Living By Rev. Or. NEWELL DWIiiHT HILLI ot New York OUXG men should not make the mistake nt tho outset of their career of saving, ''The world owe me a living." Of ull the Hack lies that ever defaced tho pugo f a man's life THAT IS TUK BLACKEST. The world does not owo you a living, but instead you owo tho world a million million livings. You can XEVER REPAY what tho world hw. doiio fur you. There are men living in palaces in Fifth avenue and in palaces in Great Britain who are as surely FIXAXt'ED PAUPERS as if they lived in hovels and were supported by tho state, nnd there are women who carry a donkey's load of finery on their backi who should also bo classed as paupers because of tho little that they give to tint world in proportion to what they receive. The French revolution will be as a match in the night in comparison with the revolution Russia is soon to have, and the aristocrats will reap what they havo sown in fire brands A XI) BULLETS. For the last few weeks we have been listening to endless attacks on property. Wc'have heard we are going to the devil because we are too rich a country; that we need to go back to the days when we could not boast so much wealth. But what this country needs isn't more poverty, but MORE MANHOOD TO USE THE PROP ERTY W'E HAVE. (Jod meant men to g toward wealth, ; he wants us to multiply our possessions. Tho trouble is not that we an' too rich, but our knowledge, our intellectuality, our hrm-ty, have not kept in advtr.ee of our property as they should have d )!i'. WE XZZD TO COME BACK 70 THZ CONVUTIO.NS 0? OLT. tather; am? sfiritualize clt. wzaltm rn:?c.-.TY. .I I The one hundredth anniversary of the discovery of Pike's Peak is about to be celebrated. The Cuban congress has authorized the president to spend $1,000,000 to encourage immigration. o TRULY IDEAL WIFE HER HUSBAND'S BEST HELPER Vtfforoua Health Ia the Great Source of Power to Inspire) and Encouraga 11 Women Should 6eek It One of the most noted, successful and richest men of this century, in a recent article, has said, " Whatever I am and whatever success I have attained in this world I owe all to my wife. From There are but four days in the year : the day I first knew her she haa been when the sun and clock exactly corre- n inspiration, and the greatest help- ' mat nt m It fn four days of the 365 in which the sun is directly south at noon. The 15th of April and the 17th of June, remember, August 31 and 24th of December, On these four days (and none else in the year), The sun and clock both the same time declare. I Mr j. Bess U in t ley J It is announced that the Pennsylvania Railroad company is building a large number of all-steel cars for passenger traffic, which are expected to be prac-' . a wccessfnl wife, to re- .... , ... , tain the love and admiration of her iicany iimesirucume, a.m . v. husband, to inspire him to make the company contemplates equipping its en- most of himself, should be a womaa'i tire passenger service with such cars constant study. ' . .. . . ... If a woman finds that her energies as rapidly as they can be built. are flagging, that she gets easily tired, o dark shadows appear nnder her eyes, Niagara river is 30 miles long from , Jf" J1' hw' V fc B : down pains, nervousness, irregularities Lake Erie to Lake Ontario. It has a 0r the blues, she should start at once fall of 334 feet. The river is dotted to build up her system by a tonic with with 30 islands of which Grand Isl- pecllte powers, such as Lydia E. Pink- . , , ... ,., nam s Vegetable Compound, and is the largest, containing 17,334, Following we publish by request acres of land. Goat Island of which letterfrom a yung wife : so much has been told, is just above JJmehud was born I have suf the great falls and contains about 70 fered, as I hope few women ever have, with In flammation, female weakness, bearing-down a(-reB- J pains, backache and wretched headaches. It o j affected my stomach so I could not enloy my , , , , ,. ' meals, and half my time was spent in bed. Tremendous frauds have been dis- j "LydlaE. Pinkbam's Vegetable Compound covered in the operation of the. Siber- made me a well woman, and I feel so grateful 1 that I am glad to write and tell you of my lan railway. Even the carg seem to have nwvelous recovery. It brought me health, lee taken apart and sold by the agents thlOth A"Al7' of the government. So far it has been j S, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable learned that 1,500 cars have completely Compound did for Mrs. Ainsley it will disanneared. and no trace of them can ! do.?OT slck and ailln w?man- .... . II you have symptoms you don't nn A snortage of .i.w.ww "as; derstand write to Mrs. Pinkhara, The Cuban relicls should any survive ought to protest againt the Cuban government's permitting Colonel AvaloV abbreviating warfare by employing an American and his machine gun. The only incomprehensible thing about the rebel loss of 300 men and the loyalists' los of one, is how that one could have strayed do far from behind the machine gun. be found. been found in the accounts of one agent and the investigation has scarcely begun, daughter-in-law of Lydia E Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free and always belpfuL Wo are told that an old fiuly in Hendsboro, Vermont, who i more than 73 years old, has subsisted principally upon crai-kers since she wa a girl of ten. Ifer name is Cynthia Jillson nnd the crackers she has consumed number over 500,000, and would fill 325 barrels. She has munched crackers tor break fast, crackers for dinner and crackers for Biippei1. She must be the Old woman who lived on a Green Moun tain state hill, And if not dead or gone she live there still, Crackers and drink formed her chief diet, And sorrowful to relate this old -litdy could never keep quiet. o A million feet or more a day is the rate at which the Columbia river lum ber mills are now eating into the Ore gon forests. The mills am running day and night and Sundays, and steamers, square riggers and schooners, lie ready at the wharves to load every stick of timber as soon as it leaves the saws, Even before the San Francisco disaster the demand for Oregon fir was very heavy and the mills were turning out all that seemed possible. Since the disaster the demand Is still greater. It means present prosperity for Ore gon, no doubt, but what of the forests and the future, particularly in view of the wasteful methods of Oregon lum bering? In this sign they conquer liusiness, church and scholars; Everybody gets on top When he has the $$$$$$$ The Bohemian for September, Catspaw If IVf The story of the monkey who tfOPEv .i...n..ifiiituf the lire. nnd Dew PiiCtnmaM Illustrations daily. When a dealer MENMi-a JIWMH' .r.wwi he Hduw w because the ubttltuM pays j htm a blswr pr-'fit. t customer his eampaw to rake in ft few extra dollar. It t ot pleasant to be made ft CAtapa w, miiv when vou twy fT the ppr- rtftWlM tuntty of being Injured. Is it not f.;lU!i ATEDTAUTM. the standard powder of the world f Think It over. Have vou tried MKNNKN'8 VIOLET DER t Ladles partial to violet jwrfume will find Men. .,.. vi..ini Puwiter fruvrant with the i4or ot (read plucked I'arma vlolels. 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Choice Winsi, Liquors and Cigars Hot Luncb at all Hours ASTORIA Msrehsnts Luncb Prom 11:30 a. m, to 1:30 p jn. 15 Cents Corner Eleventh and Commercial OREGON Weinhard's LAGER BEER : THE UNION OAS ENGINE COMPANY j Marine and Stationary Gas and Gasoline E ngines. 4 US FOR PRICES AND ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. WE ARE NOW FILLING ORDERS FROM OUR NEW WORKS. WRITE F. P. Kendall, General Sales Agent, 6a-6fl Front St., Portland, Ore. , FINANCIAL. J. Q. A. BOWLBY, Pre-ldent. dRANK PATTON, Cashier. 0. I. PETERSON, Vl(.PresidBnt J. W. OARNER. AwUUnt Cashier. Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid in 100,000, Burpluii andUnaWlded Prollu IM.IXIO, lrantacl ft Oeneml Banking Hu-liu-tm. Inlorent Paid on Time DepcmlU A3TOKIA. OHF.OO First National Bank of Astoria, Ore. KSTAHLISIIttb 1880. Capital $160,066