THE MORNING ASTOMAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST la, ijol A LAW OF THE DESERT. kllk Water Fo4 lore. B trean MrMim At Wikrrat4, , It was th the camp of J)uUfro that Mitchell, the blf brick red mtnlnf man of Nevada, told me his view of law on the desert: "If you are prospecting with an un reasonable hog of a partner who wants to eat three slices of bacon and half a loaf of bread for breakfast and lets the canteen pirgle down his throat while you get along with a strip of bacon and Just moisten your lips when you take a drink, then you're all right If you kill him. I'd kill hta If there wasn't anything etee to do. It's a tough game, and It's your life or his when you're lost or your grub stake and water are giving out" These observations are suggested by the arrival In camp two days before of the bones of a prospector who had died of thirst some forty miles from Bullfrog during the previous summer. He had beeu a carpenter, earning wages of $8 a day In the new camps during the "boom," but the gokl fever led him away from this safe and profitable toil. lie picked up a part Her, they loaded their burros and trailed off south toward the Death val ley country to prospect In the Funeral range. Three weeks after the desert awal lowed them up the partner wandered Into a freighters' camp, half erased with thirst and exhaustion. He was able to tell the freighters that toe car penter was somewhere out beyond, lost and without water, too helpless to move. The partner was too weak and fevered to go back with the rescue party of freighters, so they left him In camp. He directed them as well as lie could, but the search was bootless, and Griffin, the carpenter of Bullfrog, was added to the long list of desert victims. Several months later a party of prospectors tumbled by chance across what was left of him. There were no traces of his outfit He bad thrown away his gun, his canteen and his hat One shoe was found thirty feet from his body, and he had torn off and dung away most of his clothing. These were the ghastly evidences of the last great fight he had made to struggle on. "When they're dying for water," said Mitchell, who knows the "desert game,' "they throw away everything until all their clothes are gone, and you generally find them without a stitch on."-Ralph D. Paine la Outing. aw The story of the monkey who ee4 the cat's paw to pall the chestnuts out of the fire, finds new SfC illustrations daily. When dealer 1 lkiffm solla customer ft institute for 1. 1) 'ft MENNKN'S BO RATED TALCUM, I laS? I m Fat-! stilt of Bos he does so because the substitute pays him bigger profit lie makes tha extra dollars. It is not pleasant to be made a catspaw, especially when you pay for the oppor tunity of being injured. Is it not foolish to pay for the opportunity to use tWar ons 'imitations of MENKEN'S BOR ATE D TALCUM, the standard powder of the world? Think it over. Havevou tried MENNKN'S VIOLET BORATED TALCUMTOILET POW. DER ? Ladies partial to violet perfume will find Men nen's Violet Powder fragrant with the odor of fresh plucked Parma violets. For sale everywhere for 23 cents, or mailed postpaid on receipt of price, by GER.HAR.D MENNEN CO.. Newark. N. J. a Piotimtlf si las '.Si i i i. i ill . The Kind Yon Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for orer 30 years, has borne the signature of and has been made under his per sonal supervision since its infancy. All Counterfeits Imitations and' Just-as-good "are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What Is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil. rare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age Is its guarantee It destroys Worms and allays Fererishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic; It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlio Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYT Bears the Signature of Alnrar In Season. When Hiram fcassett went down on Cape Cod to pay a visit bis friends provided him with every sort of fish they could muster, and for five days he was treated to mackerel, halibut, oysters, cuuns, scanops na many other varieties In the best possible condition. "Well, Hiram." said his host on the day of Mr. Bassett's return to his home, I'd like to see what youll get Hannah to cook for you first thing when you reach home. I reckon you've bad fish enough to last you for one while." "Pooh!" said Mr. Bassett "I guess you don't know anything about it Ton haven't lived In Massachusetts long enough. Hannah '11 get me the same thing she always does when I've been away from home for a spell a real good mess o' codfish an' potato hash. Thai's what Hannah '11 get me." Zigzag Sew Yorker. "Nobody in New York walks straight," said the fault finder. "Watch a score1 of pedestrians on the sidewalk, and not one of them sticks to a straight path. Those deviations are not always due to the crowded condition of the pavement either. During the rush hours a man 'is supposed to dodge this way and that in his efforts to make progress, but when given a clear road there Is no excuse for so much sidetracking. Yet, no matter how favorable the con ditions, the New Yorker zigzags just the same. He might have a stretch of sidewalk a block long all to himself and be perfectly sober, yet in that dis tance he would veer from curb to stoop, line and buck again several times." New York Post COLONIAL CARELESSNESS. Cains; a School as a Storehouse For Gunponder. Distressing accidents, such as we find chronicled in the newspapers of our colonial era, bring home vividly to posterity the fact that dangers to life and limb existed before the day of the dynamite cracker and the automobile. Children, rambling outdoors, and grown persons besides, says the author of "Americans of 1770," would pick and eat strange berries, roots and veg etables that turned out poisonous, and In vain did newspripers warn against mushrooms, hemlock. Ivy tinrl other growing things. Clumsiness :,::.','; c: ;nrt o ' ths the Kind YouHaye Always Bought Use For Over 30 Years. ma esamwa tMMtn, rt swam mtr, new tons am. uijureu or injurer am mucn mortal mischief. A man dropped from bis ladder or scaffolding while repairing a house or was scalded to death by nn overturned kettle of potash or maple sap. We read of a father and three sons who were killed by suffocation, one after another, while descending Into a pit without first testing for car bonic acid. People were careless, moreover, In the use of powder and firearms when the Revolutionary era began. At Ilart ford the legislature voted joyfully to the townsfolk two barrels of powder for volleys In honor of the repeal of the stamp act. The powder was kept In a schoolhouse, and the militiamen, when filling their horns with It, left some spilled on the floor. The school children, playing with the black grains, set them on fire and the train led to a powder barrel, which exploded with tremendous concussion. The schoolhouse was Mown up and many children were killed. A fire In Andover In 1770 burned to the ground an old bouse next the meet ing house, and its three lonely and aged Inmates perished In the flames. But "providentially," as one newspaper remarked, the church escaped un harmed. Two old maiden sisters, It seems, ere in the habit of smoking their pipes after they got Into bed. whence, probably, the disaster. "Therefore," adds the chronicler, "it may not be amiss to caution people against such a practice." POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Result of Intense Emotion. A young cut was seen to catch his first mouse. As ho was carrying It In triumph to the hause he suddenly be came paralyzed In the hind quarters, and f3r an licur remained stretched on t'-e grouud. Then movement returned. 1 ;:t It v.::s ol scrvcl fr::i the way l.e Ur.oeiuJ hia;:i?:f nminst llie furniture and ninth' u e.T-ji't to take f jk! wWC. was civi;;. s lii:u thut he was blind. For two lioi-.i j he riMiaiac.l la this cjii I'.iilxi. I'Ui 'K.v tiie !II;).!u''is suddenly vanished an-1 itss.;y was himself ogala. Ills v.: i a c:fX' tf hysterical paralysis. i.rou;;'.it o:i i y '.:o Intense emotion of his first v.Yiwr,-. Slii Vn Left. Miss Oldham awoke ia the middle of the niLt and found n burglar ransack ing her trunk. She iid not scream; but, looking l:i:n square In the eye. she pointed to the door and said: "Leave me at once, sir!" "Oli. tlinfs nil rtelit. nmdam." said the burglar as he baeki'd toward the door. "I had no Intention of takln;; you." The Man's Rnstness, "Aw really."' remarked Oussle Dude ley, "isn't It ridiculous to say 'clothes do not make the man?'" "Quite so." replied Choi'y Dresner. "If one didn't have so many clothes one would not tKi.'d a ma."I,hilaiMnhla Press. He who thinks no evil can do no wrong. Waiting works wonders if you work while you wait Her FlefL-rence. "i am not quite satisfied with your references," said the lady of the house to tne cook ajipiyiii fur work. "Nay ther am I. mum, but they're the besj I could get." Milwaukee .Sentinel. i Advei-siiy borrows its sharpest sties i from our Impatience. Home. 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'J Ui to uhunaii ii eitiivlfttw ft tliM t. it. it. d'JHi kfiv lii-Unt ftllvf tit'l will Kurfiy MORNING ASTORIAN mm iillliVJ The supplying of any want that may arise in domestic or commercial life may be readily and quickly accomplished at a nominal cost by the publication of the want in the " Want Ad." columns of the Morning Astorian. , ; : A necessity which may arise for buying or selling horses, carriages, furniture, pianos, real estate, sewing machines, bicy cles, safes, watches, jewelry, typewriters, or thousands of other articles, cau be met at once by the insertion of a suitable adver tisement in the morning Astorion. To secure help cf any sort, or situation of any kind, to find . lost articles, to secure board or boarders, lodging or lodgers, borrow money, obtain any kind of security; any of these wants may be supplied by using the "Want" columns of The Morning Astorian. Rates For Classified or "Want" Advertisements OKI IKSERTIOr! Offlt CENT A WORD THBEX LWM TBBXS DATS, so CXHTI Count Six Words to a Una. to Ctnti t Hot a wk. SITtJAIIOIf WAlfTEO" For tha btoaflt of paraoot out of mploymtot, adt nndar U ha4 of "Situa tion Wantad " will U priaUd thiva day f na of oharfa. HELP WAKTED. WANTED SECOND C1RL) XOJST BE aeat and compttent. Apply 385 UiU itreet. 21-t.f. WANTED- OMAN COOK FOR MESS houe. Apply at Tongue Point Lum lr Co. WANTED CIRL TO WORK IX TIUV ate family of 3. Inquire at Astorian onica. WANTED -A FIRST-CLASS SALES lady. Apply at Simington Dry Good' Company. t.f. SITUATIONS WANTED. WANTED -YOUNG MAN WANTS work of any kind, with room and board. Addreai "C. K Aitorian office 8-19-7t. LOST AND FOUND. LOST FOUNTAIN PEN; LAUGUXJN make; Under return to Aatorian office. 8-ll-4t. FOUND A LADIES' BLACK JACKET on the trail to Young! River; owner can have ame by calling at this office and paying for advertisement. 8-21-tf. LOST-0N NIGHT OF AUGUST 1STU. on the "Republic," 6 paper of Pi- inch mesh net j new liw; leadi brande.i T. P.; finder notify Warren Packing Company and receive reward. 8-22-3t. FOUND 100 FATHOMS lilO MESH net; owner call at Union Fllicrnien'. 8-22-3t. DRESSMAKERS DRESSMAKING Medame Hawki A Smith, 619 Duane street. Phone Red 2325. tf. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. CHAS. E. ABESCfiOMBIE, Attornty-at-Law. General Practitioner. Notary Publla. Roomf 33 S Phone Main 081. Page Block. Cor. Commercial A 12th St. F. D. W1NT0N, Attorney-at-Law. Practice la all United States and State Court la Oregon and Waihlng ton. Notary Public Pbona Main 941 room 2 and 3. Logan Building, comer Commercial and Sixteenth ttreett oppo site 0. R. & N. Company dock. OSTCOPATHItTt. DB. KIOOA C. H2CXJ OSTEOPATH Office Manaett Bid. Pboaa Black SOU 171 Commercial Bt, Aatorta, Ore. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. BALL, DENTIST. 624 Commercial St Astoria Oreoon. Dr. VAUGIIAN, Dkxtist Pythian Building, Aetoria. Oregon. Dr. W. 0. LOGAN DENTIST 7 8 Commercial Ft., Bbanabao Building NURSES. HOTELS HOTEL PORTLAND Plneat Hotel In tbe Northweei PORTLAND, ORE. WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. THE SAVOY FopuUr Coneert Ball. Good muile, All art welcome. Cor Bar Seres ta and Attor. Eagle Concert Hall 320 Aator 8t Tha leading amusement bouae. Agency for Edison Fbooograpbi aad Gold Moulded Reoords. P. A. PETERSON, Prop. aww apa an mm n m m mm m am I II 111 1 418 BOND ST, i ASTORIA, OREGON BOARDING. TEE LEYDE. Rooms with or without board; rates reasonable; good accom modation for transients. 14th and Commercial. MRS. JULIUS DAVIS (lata of Portland) Graduate Nurse Royal London (Eng.), Hospital Maternity cases requested. Hammond. - Oregon. MUSIC TEACHES. ! WANTED THREE MUSIC PUPILS. Inquire at Astorian offloe. WANTED Boarding quarters for a fe male pointer dog. Address "L. R.," Warrenton, Oregon, tf. HOUSE MOVERS. FREDRECKS0N BROS We maka a specialty of bouse moving, carpenters, contractors, general jobbing; prompt at tention to all orders. Corner Tenth and Duane. tf WOOD YARDS. WOOD Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood 1 1 lowest prices. Kelly, the transfer man. 'Phone 9191 Main, Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera house. ARE YOU A BON VIVANT? The pith of liln, after all, is a good feed. The good things of this life are not ss a rule easily found. 10 that it Is a plcsHiire to find so close st hand a first-class up-to-date eskblishmeent, wlire one gots thoe good things at every meal, like the Palace Restaurant, on C'lmmi'n.'lul street, Ths horns of the boo vlvant. tf MANDdf.TN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS. C. D. Btewrrt, 127 Seventh street. Carries ths Finest Line of 1 Wines. Liquors and Cigars CALL AND SEE US BUSINESS DIRECTORY RESTAURANTS. FIRST-CLASS MEAL for 15c; nice cake, coffee, pie, or doughnuts, 5c, at U. S. Restaur ant. 434 Bond St. BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can always find the best 15-cent meal in the city at the Rising Sun Restaurant. 612 OomrnercialSt. AUNDRIES. The Troy Laundry The only white labor laundry In th elty, Does tha best work at ressonable prices and la In every way worthy of your patronage, 10th end DUANt Its, Phan 1Mb MPaIeB6heih(an LaAer Beer" THE BEER FOR THE HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE on draught and In bottles Brewed ander sanitary conditions and proper ,j aged rli(ht here In Astoria. North Pacific Brewing Co. ASTORIA, OREGON. INEXPENSIVE JAPANESE FIXINGS, MADE OF BAM BOO, LIGHT, STRONG, HAND MADE, TABLES, STANDS, CHAIRS, WHAT-NOTS, BOOKCASES, SHELV INO, ETC. Yokohama Bazaar 629 Commercial t Astoria,