SUNDAY, AUGUST it, 1906V 2 THE MORNING ASTOM AN, ASTORIA, OREGON. 2 THE MORNING ASTORIAN Published Daily Except Monday by XI J. S. DELLINGE2 COUP ART. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By mil, per year t7-00 By carrier, per month W WEEKLY ASTOKIAH. B, mall, per year, in adenoe..1.00 Entered aa iwnd-elt- m. tr June B.1SK6, t tbe po-toflk at AMrlOi ton, mnder Us cl of Congres o! March s, IK 5MfgREAlI MTOrAen for the delt-wui of Twa Mom uralvrouAH to elthr raddeooe or pk ot bSEST-- b. msde by portd ojrd or through Weohorw. Any Ureirutartty In de bmrr ehould to .mmeSWly reported to the office of publication. TELEPHONE UAHf 661. Official paper of ClaUop county and the City of Astoria. WEA1HER. Western Oregon and Washing- ton Fair and cooler. Eastern Oregon and Washing ton Partly cloudy and occasion- ally threatening; not to warm. SEASIDE TO TILLAMOOK. "Go away from home to hear the news!" is an apt enough old adage, yet not over popular with newspapers at home, hut in the matter of the press despatch of yesterday morning, announc ing the early start on the Tillamook ex tension of the Hammond line south from Seaside, it is entirely acceptable and we rejoice, with all Astorians, in the report. It was told us ten days ago that the Astoria A Columbia people would have to get a move on, or suffer the inter position of certain resourceful agencie in this same project and it looks as if the statement were true. But be that as it may. the fact that the matter has been determined and the immediate prosecu tion of the work provided for, is the one essential and satisfactory conclusion. We believe that the new link will pay, from the laying of its -first mile, and that every mile laid will increase the ratio of certain profits for the company. There is an endless chain of development awaiting the forging at energetic hands through all the section lying dormant between Tillamook City and Astoria; the loccinz. milling, dairying, farming. and fishing interests inherent to the ter ritory, are immense, and need only the vivifvine touch of such an enterprise to quicken them into wide-spread activity. It will be an incalculable advantage 10: the people of Tilamook county in open- iie for them a swift and ready outlet for the abundant products that suffer for want of prompt transportation to outside depots and markets; and it will benefit Astoria distinctly because Astoria is. and will be for some time to coma the very depot and market for it all. We do not believe, for a moment, that the line will stop at Tillamook for any lenffth of time; we are certain the exi gencies of railway strategy in Oregon will make it imperative for the exten sion to be continued to a connection with the Corvallis & Eastern at a point some where in the vicinity of Nashville or Blodcett, in order to perfect direct coast communication with the terminals that line is destined to touch in the near future. Whatever view may be taken of the possibilities of the new line, it holds enough of promise to make the people hereabout Bincerely glad it is to be hur ried to completion, and we will cherish the alluring covenant until fruition crowns our anticipation, or failure finds us out as usual. . -o MAKE IT THE BEST EVER! The coming regatta at Astoria should be made the best ever given here, for the simple reason that Buch events are al ways supposed to improve with exper ience and repetition ; and this is the twelfth of Astoria's ventures in this line. The committee must remember one thing and that is, that no surplus money is required at their hands after the balance sheet is struck. What has been given for the regatta was given to be ex pended in making it entirely successful, and the idea that an unexpended sura is necessary or desirable as an asset, is ridiculous, and would not be appreciated one-half as much as a deficit, to be cov ered by later subscriptions, if only the event is pulled off with eclat and general success. Spend the $000 you have; gen tlemen, wisely, and widely, but make the regntU one to be remembered for- yer to come, and don't worry nmt return ing a single dollar of the fund. Let every jear, and every event, take care of it self and stand ou it own record. You make your record, the best purveyor of popular amusement in the regittt: program for 1006. and let the past, and future, records alone! 0 SIGNIFICANT SILENCE. The Portland Oregonian, in conformity with its utterly selflh policy of never saying a word that might be construed as aiding the city of Astoria, iu any of it enterprises, was silent as the grave yrnterday in the mutter of the early prosecution of the Astoria A Columbia River Railroad extension from Seaside to Tillamook City- although its evening echo of Friday had an extended account of the project and its bearing on the euastwioe trade. It was peculiarly no Unable, because the cituens of this city who daily read the Oregonian looked to its columns for confirmation and com ment anent the important news. There can be no doubt that the Oregonian i in possession of a larger detail on the sub ject than any newspaper in the state; it 4 its business to know such things, and its further and better business to publish them; but it will trangress any and all it rules, as a great journal, rather than say or do a thing that might contribute a morsel of encouragement to this community. Tis the same old fear of Astoria. The dread, and disfavor, with which it contemplates anything that will raise Astoria toward commercial suprem acy in Oregon, for it realizes that such an impetus, once given this city and port, means grave detriment to the me tropolis; and the mania begotten of this ceaseless dread, has made it at nearly silly as such influential papers ever get to be. Well if the Oregonian can stand it, we can; only there is something piti ful about it that one hates to couple with such a paper as that. 0 THE MEANING OF IT. The expenditure of $."0,000 in direct improvement of its plant in this city, by the Astoria Electric Company, during the year1 1906, is very significant. It means that the company has implicit con fidence in the city and its future; that this investment will respond handsomely in the way of ordinary profit to which all businesses are entitled; that all the excess power, for heating, lighting and mechanical application the company may have attained by the improvements this sum stands for, will be utilized by an increasing population that will bring with it the industries employing such power; that Astoria is growing, not standing still; that she is accumulating steadily, along all lines that make for municipal expansion in enlightened and successful channels; and this conclusion reached, and proven, by one of its heav iest local enterprises, should be comfort ing to the Astorian with an honest in terest in her welfare. That the company has expended this big amount of money with a view to reaping rich returns from th investment, does not disqualify it as an accurate judge of the conditions that invited it. 000000000000000000 0 EDITORAL SALAD. O 000000000000000000 Thick lips are now'all the style. 0 If you would find entrance to other people's hearts, open up the door of your own, 0 When Dan Cupid shoots his arrows he generally makes a Mrs. out of a miss. 0 Freckles and troubles are a good deal alike. The more we consider them the bigger they grow. 0 Don't be too hard on the girl who is always putting on airs; maybe she hasn't much else to put on. 0 What others think of you does not matter. It is what you know of your self that makes you happy or unhappy. The gentle wave of a lace-edged hand kerchief has carried more poor fellows to theirs doom than the mighty breakers of the sea. 0 It is said that a woman's tears will bring a man to his knees without fail. Out west among the female cattle rais ers, it also happens that a woman's steers produce similar prostrations. 0 One William Keed has written a big book setting fortli his proofs that the earth is hollow ad that the poles are the openings to a big hole through the earth He thinks it probable that some of the explorers who have gone in search of the north pole, sailed into the center of the earth and of course are unable to re turn; and he thinks that if Walter Well man reaches the north pole in his dirigible balloon he will be drawn into the great tunnel and will never return. 'iWfisV rtc-eteUeeflM " The story of the monkey who l&lSPuW used tho cat's paw to pull the . " chestnuts out otttienre.nnas new t -iv .V Customers,- ssfXSiSfiS I E&BSffl MENKEN'S BO RATED TALCUM, ho docs so because tha substitute pays him a bigger profit. lie makes th customer bis catspaw to rake iu a few extra dollars. It is not pleasant to be made a catspaw, I- especially when you pay for the oppor tunity of being injured. Is it not foolish to pay for the opportunity to use injiiri us milattons of MKNNEN'S BUR. ATED TALCUM, the standard powder of the world ? Think It over. Have you tried MKNNEN'S VIOLET BORATED TALCUMTOILET POW- DER ? Ladies partial to violet perfume will find Men ceo's Violet Powder fragrant with the odor of fresh plucked Parma violets. For sale everywhere for 83 cents, or mailed postpaid on receipt of price, by GERHARD MCNNEN CO.. Newark. N. J. FMmadtellM STARTHEATER P. GEVURTZ, Mgr. MR LEE WILLARD AND COMPANY, MANAGEMENT ARTHUR C. FOX. TONIGHT TEE FAMOUS ENGLISH MELODRAMA The Silver King SUNDAY MATINEE, "SILVER KING" MONDAY EVENING 13, A DOWN EAST COMEDY DRAMA, ENTITLED "HICK'RY FARM OR NEW ENGLAND FOLK" Summer Prices. 15c, 25c and 35c ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ASTORIA 12th ANNUAL REGATTA Astoria, Oregon August 30, 31 and September 1 1906 The Event that Makes Astoria Famous WATCH THIS SPACE Parker House Oregon Restaurant NEW AND FIRST-CLASS DINING ROOM. ALL THE BEST THE MARKET AFFORDS. OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. Corner Ninth and Aator Street. The American Collection Agency No fee charged un less collection 1 1 made. We make col lections in all ptrts of the United States. 413 Kansas Ave, TOPEKA, KANSAS, ANTHONY P. WILSON, Attorney 5J SOMECFOIRSPECIALTIES WALL PAPER Best Selection in the City at the Low est Prices JAPANESE MATTINGS Just the Thing for the Floor of Any Room; Easily kept Clean PREPARED WALL BURLAPS For the Den or Dining Room. Made in Beautiful Shades ALarge Assortment of Room Mouldings and Plate Rails B. F. ALLEN 8 SON The Art of Fine Plumbing bsi progresied with the development of the science of ssnitsuoa ind we have, kept csce with toe Improvement!. Hive youf Or Is your bathroom one of the old laihkmed, unhealthy kind f It jroo art SL uiln the "closed In" fixtures of ten yetn ego, It would be well to remove them end Install tn their stead, snowy white tatMhtd Porcelain Enam eled Ware, of which we have samples diiplayed In our ihowroom. Let ui quote you prices. Illuitrated catalogue free. I t, A. flontgomery, Astoria." 111) SyiTKLEMDnNHPRESSEI) 50 CEHIS BHD OP Steam Clsnlnjj and Dying Specialty. Special Attention Given to Ladies' Work. All Work Called for and Delivered. CARLJBREON 71 NINTH STREET ASTORIA, OREGON. ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHNi FOX, Pres. F L lilSUOP. Secretar) Nelson Tron, Vice-Pn-e. and Kupt. A8T0RIA 8A VINOS DANK. Trees Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEdT IMPROVED Canning Machinery, Marine Enginesand Boilers Complete Ginnery Outfit Furnish, J CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. 1 1 Foot of Fourth Street. Weimhard1 s LAGER BEERr? ESTABLISHED 1880. Capital $100,000 J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President. e RANK PATTON, Cashier. 0. I. PETERSON, Vloe-Prealdent " J. W. GARNER, AaalaUnt Caahler. Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid In 1100,000, Burplni ana Undivided Profit- tfS,O0O. TrannacU a General Banking Boilneit, Intereit I'ald 00 Time Depoilts 168 Tenth 8trset, AdTOhIA, OREGON. Sherman Transler Co. (HENRY SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and Transferred Trucks ard Furniture Wagons Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 PORTLAND WIRE, AND ;;f. , f LlvUJN YVUlUVb Wrtf USEFUL AND ORNAMENTAL WIRE and bMMMSI IRON WORK of ALL JUNDS. Z03 Flanders s54lww. , ' St, PORTLAND, OR. Flt-ff IVTi 4 instil Donb s-tf AotAnSn fm i ii 01 nauuiiai uaiu ui endiuiid, viCs