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FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, 1908.
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T1IE MORNING ASTOMAN,
ASTORIA, OREGON.
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' - THE LUNACY OF LOVE.
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Vmlwcr I.rttoa Ltter ta Hi Off
i vi f Adore Wo!.",
To Mist Louise Deyey, the former
friend and the executrix of Lady Lyt-
ton, had been confided a packet of 18
letters, representing the correspond
enee of Bulwer I-tton with Miss
Wlieeler In the days of; their early
courtship. Miss Devey published these
with a preface, stating that sue toou
this action tn order to vindicate the
memory of her dead friend. In what
mauner the letters could bo rvgnrOed
as a vindication it Is difficult to see,
though they serve as a remarkable con
tribution to the literature of epistolary
lovemaklng. The extravagant absurdi
ty of some of them Is almost beyoud
belief, and two passages may be quot
ed as Illustrative of many others. la
the letters Bulwer Lyttos. addresses
Miss Wheeler as "Poodle" and signs
himself Tuppy" or "Puppo."
"My Adored Poodle: Many, many
thanks for 00 darling letter. Me Is so
happy, me is wagging my tall and put
ting my ears down. Me is to meet 00
tomorrow. O day f days: I cannot
tell you how very, very happy you
have made mel No, my own love, don't
come before 12; but really I shall meet
you! Oh, darling of darlings 0
boo love of loves, me Is ready to leap
oat of my skin for Joy! Adieu. Twen
ty million kisses.
"And so they dressed my poodle In
white and black? 0 too darling! How
Kk a poodle! And had 00 oo'a bootlful
an curled nicely, and did 00 not look
too pretty, and did not all the puppy
dogi run after 00 and tell 00 what a
darling 00 was? Ah! Me sends 00
8,000,000 kisses to be distributed at
follows: 600,000 for 00 bootlful mouth,
230,000 to 00 right eye, 250,000 to 00
left eye. 1,000,000 to 00 dear neck and
the rest to be equaHy divided between
00 arms and hands.
"Ten million more kisses, my own
darling, for your letter which is just
arrived. It Is read, and now before It
la answered take the following (marks
of kisses). Pray, darling, shall we
not kiss prettily tomorrow, darling
(d) (a) (r) l)(i) (n) (?
"Adieu, my own Rose, my life of life,
wry poodle of very poodles, adieu!
"Adieu, 00 own Idolatrous puppy.
"Ever my dearest, dearest, dearest,
fondest, kindest, bootlfulest, darling
ast. angelest poodle. Oo own puppy."
Lyndon Orr In Bookman.
Aa to Til.
Husband What has become of those
Indestructible toys you got last week?
Wife They are out 00 the scrap heap
along with the indestructible kitchen
ntensils. New York Life.. T
Strictly Germ Prof.
The antiseptic 'aby and tba prophylactic
pup ' - ' r -.'
Were playing In the garden when the
bunny gamboled up.
They looked U2n the. creature with a
loathing undisguised - -"
It wasn't disinfected, and it wasn't eter
nized. They said it was a microbe and a hotbed
of disease!
They (teamed it in a vapor of a thousand
odd degrees;
They froze it In a freezer that was cold
as banished hope
And washed It in permanganate with
carbolated soap.
in sulphuretted hydrogen they steeped Its
wiggly ears;
They trimmer Its frisky whiskers with
a pair of hard boiled shears;
They donned the'.r rubber mittens, and
they took it by the hand
And 'lected it a member of the fumigated
band.
There's not a micrococcus In the garden
where they play:
They swim in pure Iodoform a dozen
times a day.
And each Imbibes his rations from a
hygienic cu?
The bunny and the baby and the prophy
lactic vup.
Arthur Gulterman in tfoman's Home
Companion.
The intense itching characteristic of
salt rheum and eczema is instantly al
layed by applying Chamberlain's Salve.
As a cure for skin diseases this salve ia
unequalled. For sale by Frank Hart,
leading druggist. aug
LAUNDRIES.
The Troy Laundry
The only white labor laundry in th
city. Does the best work at reasonable
prices and is in every way worthy of
your patronage.
10th and DUANE Ste., Prion. 1991.
SEASIDE ADVERTISEMENTS.
Lewis & Co., Druggists
Full line of drugs, souvenirs, stationery
confectionery and soda waters. Office
of Dr. Lewis at drug store, Bridge street
end of the bridge. .
SEASIDE, ' OREGON
New building, New Furniture, 100 Rooms
COLONIAIHOTEL
, LINDSLEY & SON, Proprietors
Modern and Up-to-Date
Electric lights, hot and cold water;
free 'bus to all trains. Rates, $2.00 per
day and up.
SEASIDE, - OREGON.
OCEAN SALOON
A high clasg place for refresh
ments for ladies and gentlemen
B. J. CALLAHAN, Prop.
The supplying of any want that may arise in domestic or
commercial life may be readily and quickly accomplished at a
nominal cost by the publication of the want in the " Want Ad."
columns of the Morning Astorian.
A necessity which may arise for buying or selling horses,
carriages, furniture, pianos, real estate, sewing machines, bicy
cles, safes, watches, jewelry, typewriters, or thousands of other
articles, can be met at once by the insertion of a suitable adver
tisement in the morning Astorion.
To secure help cf any sort, or situation of any kind, to Hud
lost articles, to secure board or boarders, lodging or lodgers,
borrow money, obtain any kind of security; any of these wants
- , . may be supplied by using the "Want" columns of The Morning
' Astorian.
Rates For Classified or "Want" Advertisements
ON INSERTION ONE CENT A WORD TERES LINES THREE DATS, 30 CENTS
Count Six Words to a Lisa. to Casta a lint a week.
"SITUATION WANTED"
For the benefit of persona oat of employment, ads under the head of "8ttua
tion Wanted f wfll ba
HELP WANTED.
WANTED-GIRL TO WORK IX PRIV-
ate family of 3. Inquire at Astorian
office.
WANTED GIRL FOR LIGHT HOUSE
work. Apply 276 Bond St. 8-3-3t.
SITUATIONS WANTED.
WANTED-PQSITION AS BOOKKEEP-
er, office man, or shipping clerk, speaks
and writes Swedish, English and Ger
man; handy in any line. Address F-
32, Astorian. , 7-31-lt.
LOST AND FOUND.
FOUND-200 FLOATS OF i INCH
mesh net at head of Sand Island on
July 10th. Apply to George Barker's
Cannery. ;, 7-29-7t
FOUND JOHN ELEFTHERia FISH-
ing for- Tallant ft Grant, picked up put
side of Peacock Spit, full net. .Looser
enquire at Tallant ft Grant's Cannery.
7-28-7t
NET LOST SATURDAY NIGHT AT
the light house; 8-inch mesh; one-
half net 53 mesh deep, other half 60
mesh deep; finder return to Combine
cannery and receive reward, Fred Chris
tofsen. 8-1-St.
tOST-A WHITE AND RED HEIFER;
ha small bell; finder notify O. Tom-
berg. Seventh street anil Young's Bay.
PERSONAL.
ELDERLY LADY WISHES THE Ac
quaintance of elderly gentleman of
means; no other need apply. Address
"J," Astorian. 8-2-3t.
FURNISHED ROOMS.
WANTED 3 FURNISHED ROOMS
for housekeeping. Address N. J. J.,
Astorian.
FOR RENT 2 FURNISHED HOUSE-
keeping rooms, 578 Shannahan Bldg.
8-3-2t.
WANTED 2 OR 3 ROOMS FOR LIGHT
housekeeping. Enquire at Astorian
office. 8-3-It.
BOARDING.
THE LEYDE.
Rooms with or without board;
rates reasonable; good accom
modation for transients. 14th
and Commercial.
TWO OR THREE ROOMS WITH
board at the Holden House, 405
Duane. 8-2-4t.
HOUSE MOVERS.
FREDRECKSON BROS. We make a
specialty of house moving, carpenters,
contractors, general jobbing; prompt at
tention to all orders. Corner Tenth and
Duane. tf
WOOD YARDS.
DRY MILL WOOD.
ALL KINDS OF WOOD BOX WOOD
from Humes Mill a specialty. Ben
Ekoos. Tel. Black 2438. 1828 38th street.
WOOD
Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any
kind of wood ( t lowest prices. Kelly,
the transfer man. 'Phone aioi Main,
Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera
house.
It
printed tkwo days im of eharg,
PROFESSIONAL
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
CHAS. H. ABERCROMBIE,
Attorney-at-Law.
General Practitioner, Notary Public
Rooms 35-38 Phone Mala 2951.
Page Block. Cor. Commercial ft 12th 8t.
F. D. WINT0N,
Attorney-at-Law.
Practices in all United States and
State Courts in Oregon and Washing
ton. Notary Public, Phone Main 941,
noma 2 and 3. Logaa Building, corner
Commercial and Sixteenth streets oppo
site O. R. ft N. Company doc.
OSTEOPATH 1ST.
Dl. SB0DA C. EXCXS
' OSTEOPATH
Office Mansefi Bid. Phone Black 1011
171 Commercial St, Aatorta, On.
DENTISTS.
DR. T. L. BALL,
DENTIST.
524 Commercial 8t Astoria Oreeon.
Dr. VAUGHAN,
Dentist
Pythian Building, Astoria. Oregon.
Dr. W. C LOGAN
DENTI81
78 Commercial St., Shanahan Building
NURSES.
MRS. JULIUS DAVIS
(late of Portland)
n,.A.ta VnrM Roval London (Eng.),
Hospital Maternity cases requested.
Hammond, - vregon.
MU3IC TEACHES.
WANTED THREE MUSIC PUPILS.
Inquire at Astorian office.
MAND9LTN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS.
C. D. Stewart, 127 Seventh street.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
RE8TAU RANTS.
FIRST-CLASS MEAL
for 15c; nice cake, coffee, pie, or
doughnuts, 5c, at U. S. Restaur
ant. 434 Jiona st.
BEST 15 CENT MEAL.
You can always find the best
15-cent meal in the city at the
Rising Sun Restaurant.
612 CommercialSt.
Parker House
Oregon Restaurant
NEW AND FIRST-CLASS DINING
ROOM. ALL THE BEST THE
MARKET AFFORDS.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT.
Corner Ninth and Astor Streets.
t-" ;H ? J ! ; XI ! WWWWM MM WW I 1
HOTEL!
HOTEL PORTLAND
Finest Hotel In the Northwest
PORTLAND, OR1.
WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS.
THE SAVOY
Popular Concert Ball
Good musk. All an welcome. Cor
aar Senntk and Astor.
Eagle Concert Hall
320 Astor St
Tba leading amusement house.
Agency ior Edison Phonographs aad
Cold Moulded Records.
P. A. PETERSON, Prop.
ffi Till
ill
410 BOND ST,
ASTORIA,
OREGON
Carries the Finest Line of
Wines,
Liquors
and
Cigars
CALL AND SEE US
"PaleBohemlan
LaAer Beer"
THE
BEER.
FOR
THE
HEALTHY
WEALTHY
AND
WISE
on draught and in bottles
Brewed stiller sanitary conditions sod
proper iy aged right here in Aitorto.
North Pacific
Brewing Go.
ASTORIA, OREGON.
INEXPENSIVE
JAPANESE FIXINGS, MADE OF BAM
BOO, LIGHT, STRONG, HAND
MADE, TABLES, STANDS, CHAIRS,
WHAT-NOTS, BOOKCASES, SHELV
ING, ETC.
Yokohama Bazaa'r
625 Commercial St., Astoria.
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NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.
H annual minting of the utm-klwld'
ir of the Odd Fellows' Lend A UulM
Ititj Association will I held on Tliur
day, August 23, WW- t 8 o'clock P
at 'Odd Fellows" flail.
JOHN HAUN Set-rotary.
1-8 4t.
DISSOLUTION NOTICE.
Know all peopla that from this dnt.
the firm of V. N. Vancll 4 Co.. Is dU
solved. J. Splglit. retiring, and V. N.
Vancil continuing the hulni, asumlng
H debts and collecting all accounts due
the nn.
V. 2?. VAN'CIL,
JAMES SPIOIIT.
Astoria. 0r July 23, 1000. 7-SMOt.
RECEIVER'S NOTICE.
In the Circuit Court of the State of
Oregon for the County of Multnomah.
Eloanor 01mtead. plalntlft, vs. The
Trader' Insurance Company, et at.
defendant.
Notice U hereby given that the under
signed h ben appointed by the above
entitled court In the above-entitled cause
receiver for the State of Oregon, of the
defendant. The Trader' Insurance Com
pany of Chicago, IlllnoU, and that by
order of the said court, alt persons hav
og claim, against the said defendant,
The Trader' Insurance Company, arising
on policies iued In Oregon, are required
to present the tame to the undersigned,
at the address below given on or before
the 31st day of October, W6, snd If not
so preentfd, the same will not partici
pate in the dlitrlbuatlon of the fund of
the said defendant company .In the hands
of the receiver.
Notice li further given, that all re
turn premiums will be computed from
the 5th day of May. l('6, the date of
the lno!vency of the aM The Traders'
Insurance Company, and all policyhold
ers of tb- said defendant company are
urjed to inir, If they have not al
ready done so. and to preent their claims
properly verified promptly to the receiver
with the surrender of thi lr policies.
Forms for proofs of claims may be had
from the receiver or from the former
agents of the company.
A. H. Bill It ELL. Receiver.
Address McKsy Building. Portland,
Oregon.
Dated June 29. 1004.
A. F. FLEGEL and
BEACH ft SIMON,
Attorneys for Receiver. T-lfl JM.
CITT NOTICES.
NOTICE.
Notice U hereby given Hint the Com
mittee on Streets and Public Ways, the
City Surveyor and the Superintendent
of Streets have filed a certificate of
the completion of the 18th street sewer,
from a point 15 feet south of the north
line of Grand avenue to the north line
of Exchange street, by W. A. Gootlin the
contractor, in accordance with general
ordinance Xo, 3234 and the contract
therefore. That unlets objections arc
filed agaitmt the same, the same will
be accepted at the nxt regular meet
ing of the common council by ordinance.
OLOF ANDERSON,
Auditor and Tolice Judge of the
City of Alorla.
Dated, Aug. 2, 1!MW. 8-2-3t.
NOTICE.
Notice U hereby given that the Com
mittee on Street and public Ways of
the Common Council of the City of As
toria, the City Surveyor and the Super
intendent of Street have filed n cer
tificate of the completion of the Im
provement of 10th street, from the south
line of Commercial street to the north
line of Dunne street, by E. A. Gcrdlng,
the contractor, in accordance with gen
eral ordinance, No. 3254 and the contract
therefore. That unles objection are
filed against the same, the name will be
accepted by ordinance nt the next regu
lar meeting of the common council.
OIX)F ANDERSON,
Auditor and Police Judge of the
City of Astoria.
Dated, Aug. 2, ltiOil. 8-2-3t.
NOTICE.
There is money in the city treasury
to pay all warrants endorsed from the
20th day of July to the 8th day of
August, 1005. This call Includes a war
rant drawn on the city , hall fund in
favor of Eniil Schncht for $853.30, inter
est will cease after this dnte.
TffOS. DEALEV,
; City Treasurer.
Astoria, Or., July 31, 190(1. 8-l-3t,
! NOTICE! OF ASSESSMENT. '
Notice is hereby given that the assess
ment made for the improvement, of
Alameda avenue, from a point 10 feet
went of Ihe center line of Columbia ave
nue to the east line of Ilwaeo avenue, as
per assessment roll number 122, wa
made by an order of the common coun
cil dun and payable on the 1st day of
October, 1900, by ordinance number
3202 confirming said assessment roll,
that the following are the names of the
perooiis against whom tht assessment la
made and the amount owing by eh
to-wit 1
Astoria A Cut. Rlv. By, Co. 2008
Antterg. Aleda . V 37 50
Alio, Paul ,.....'....).... mi 18.75
American Finnish Workmen's Co
Operative Association , 28.50
Atol Lodge N. 8, Finnish Broth-
crbiHHl of the World 20 W)
Dnkka, Andrew 1878
Host row. Ilanmt mm ,... 18,78
llyyny, Aigut 19.00
Wghltl, Lea 22.W
Carlson, C. ,, fl-80
Columbia River Packer A woola- '
tion 80.00
Eiitkson, Josephine 10,00
Krli-ksoit, John 78.00
Erlckson, Abram 30,00
Ivskala, Kmll 37,80
Elmore, Samuel . ...., Hffl
Furslck, Elena . 88,00
Forsnmn, Charles , 18.78
FlnnMi Evangelical Luthmn Na
tional Congregation 30.00
Oustavson, John 30,00
HakvU. Alesamb 17-00
ITanula, Daniel 1600
lUnula. Andrew 10.00
llotm. Andrew 32 00
Hllstrom, Matlld 37.80
Hendrlekson, Herman 2800
Ttammond Lumber Co m .. 072 00
Helkke, Belnt 18.78
Ilendrtckson. Ilenif ........mm. 2400
Ifannus, Jacob .................. 1.78
Hedrlck. Jlina Megler 41.21
Jakkolaa. Maria 32,00
Johnwm, Anton ................ 37.80
Johnson. Ale ....... .......... 18,78
Jyllia. John 19 80
Jo,on, Charlc 30.00
Johnson, John 1. .... . 18 78
Jneolison, August 2400
Juola, John 3t0
Jackson, Jacob 1080
Korpela. Matt 32,00
Kankonen, Jacob ,. 121.83
Karjala. Lars 32.00
Koskle Andrew 32.00
Klppo, Katie 2800
Kertnla, John 28,00
Kaleva, Axel 30.00
Kauttu, Chas 30,00
Kamarn. Issk 37.80
Kankonen, Frans 4280
KiMkela, Koorsd 10.00
Kankkonen, Matt F. 13 00
Klosternmn. John 188.00
Kalston, Tlllla Walsonsa 1800
Lebeck, L. .............. 28.00
Lynl, Matlaa 8780
Thdtnpera, Andreir 19.80
Lucason, Ilehn 18.78
Lahtl, Lars 18.00
Larson, Henry 18.73
Matlln, Michael 32.00
Mattson, Ireel 18.00
Mattson. Emll 37JW
Melin, Isaae 00
Miller. Matt 13 00
MeriUne Jacob 30.00
Maknl. Kenry 18.73
Msttila. Anna Maria ... 10.78
Megler, J. G 41.28
Neika. Albert 8.8S
Numtr, Alfred - 37,00
Niemclin, Frank 18.00
Norberg, Helena 10 00
Nelson. Israel 18.73
(Htrom, John 28.13
Ostman, Frank 87 0
Pattaja, Jacob E. 33.80
Pato, Alex 18 00
Pentlla. John 18.00
Palo, Matt 32.00
Planting, John 37 80
PantUjn. Wm 37.80
Pentllla, Alet 28.12
Pletala, Alex 7.38
Pauttn, Ea H.00
Peninsula Land 4 Trust Co 1027.23
Relnlkka. Hentrl 75.00
Rilppa, Richard H.00
Ross, Hlgglns t Co H.00
Soumi Temperance Society 63.80
Saarlnen, Karl 37.80
School District No. 1 49,00
Strong, Mary F 85.00
Stonlnke. Wm 80.25
Souppl, Jacob 10,00
Soumatalnen Co-OperAtive Co.... 10.00
Sttiiborn-Cutting Co 50.00
Totvonen, Moes 37.50
Thompton, August 32.00
Thompson, Ida K 10.30
Thompson, Alex 7.37
Takkuncn, John William 32.00
Talvitie, John Guatava . . . . 45,00
Tarppa, Maria 10.00
Taylor, Kate 110,50
Taylor, Frank 84.00
Taylor, E. A 109,00
Utterberg, Ava ................ 24.00
Union Fishermen Co-Operatlve
Packing Company 100.00
Wilson, John , .. 7-00
Wilson, Charles 25.50
Winters, James J 37.50
Wuopla, John 6.00
Wirkkaln, Lena 0,00
Wirkkaln, Neater 11.80
White, lone E 87.00
Yrcll, Alex 32.00
Ylitnls, rirnry Erlckson 8.00
City of Astoria (excels) 2.00
By order of the common council.
' - , " OLOF ANDERSON,
Auditor and Police Judge of the City
of Astoria.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, July 21, 1000.
, 7-21-10t.
Seaside, . Oregon