THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. FRIDAY, JUIY i3, 190, THE MORNING ASTORIAN Establish! 1873. Published Daily by lit J. 8. DELUNGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION SATES. By nail, per year ....17.00 By mill, per month JO By carrier, per mouth M WEEKLY ASIORIAK. mail, per year, la advance. . 1.00 Inter! a conl-flM matter Jooe at tbe postomre at Astoria. Ore on, ander the act of Congress ol March I, is. tOntw for the daBvwuw of Tai Ion we laroaua to iU noideoos or place of bwbMM ar be snade br ratal cmrd or Ufoujrb tohtioqa. Ar hrejpilarity In de Hrtrj should b unmetfiatelj repotted to lb eOo of pubJJoatfoc TELEPHONE MAIN Mi. Official paper or Clatsop county and the City of AjtorlA. ill t'treol upon the nerve. Of four?, there i much to be attributed to the lonjjt lim of Studies Imposed 'by' the eu thontto; lmioh to .condemn lit mutter of ventilation and pemtn:il comfort, but it doe not reMf wholly 'with the tftu-h ern, under whoe contiol the ehlldren oat in. dresdinjj, exercUe, sleeping, em time. There are radical differences in children, and just n wide divergeitvie in parents, when it eome to the ordaining of th. home regimen; and no small measure of the blame for the nervous undoing , of the youngster lie with are but part and the lessor part, of those firt and nearest to .thein In the realm of control. WEATHER. 4 Western Oregon and Washing- ton Fair; not so warm in the interior. 4 Eastern Oregon and Washing- ) "n ana Idaho Fair and con- tinued warm. ) V ASTORIA'S CHARTER. . THE PLEAS Or GUILT. I nited State District Attorney Henv announces that the nt three of the group of land thieve wider indict ment will enter plea of guilty, and thu spare the government and .the country the- time, expense, and miser' able d.-tails, of their respective trials; conclusions for which the people may be devoutly thankful. It is done, also, without doubt,' to court the leniency of the judge in the premises, and to make the very best of a wretched bargain all around. The people are aware, and sick, of the entire matter, and it is hoped the whole crowd of criminals will be as careful as Mayor Davis, of Albany; Special Agent Clarke E, Loomis and Salmon B. Ormsby, to spare the country the repitition of their dirty dealings with the trust they were charged with. Thei is plenty of room for the correla tive hope, that the court will see to it these men are quickly disposed of, along with the rest of the gang, and the state be rid, once for all, of the incubus of shame it has borne so long in th relation. ;r r-Jrrna . uag0 Intimidation f-TS y cerge Jjy BERNARD SHAW. ni . I V ( Playwright and Physician ( ; s.. 0 - - , 0' The local charter -commission is tak uig hold of its big task in commendable fashion, and giving due despatch to the detail confronting it. It is no small thing to revise a faulty charter and the . work done for Astoria in this connection, should be thoroughly well done. At the same time, haste is the last quality of the undertaking. It requires thought, comparison, confonnity, clarity, effec tiveness; and these things cannot be imparted in any sort of a hurry.1 Luck ily, the commission has ample time be fore it, and may do excellent work if the time is utilized and devoted to de liberation and consideration insperable from such engagements. With an abund ance of fine models from which to cull the best things in municipal vogue, there is reason to believe that this city is to have a modern and progressive basic . law; and she needs it badly. The people have a deep interest in the work and should manifest it by suggesting every good element they know is lacking. They will have to pass upon the new charter before it goes up to the legisla ture, and tbey should be certain it con tains the best of everything. o ANTI-AUTO CRAZE. The anti-automobile craze has not yet reached Astoria, simply because she has too many hills, and not enough cars to talk about. There are but three or four in the whole community, and the grades act as a barrier to undue speed They cannot speed up th hills and dare not speed down them. The automobile w, however, one of the things that has eome to stay; it is part and parcel of the life of today, and what of offense it may give in the hands of irreepen aibles wjII be forgotten when it shall be properly adapted to the rules that say all mediums of safety and con veniencg in the daily life of man. There is no use in crying it down; it will neither down, nor out! The splendid in vention is but in its ineipiency, and the years will demonstrate it to be one of the great essentials of human progress, and the sooner the( better. With im provement in the machine will come its classifieation to the needs of the poor man, with abated prices to match, and once it has passed the stage of a luxury, it will be wonderfully popular, as it should be. Half of its unpopularity to day arises from the almost universal inability of the people to own one. BANNER APPLE STATE. Illinois is the banner apple state of the union. This information will be surprise to apple growers generally, as the opinion has been prevalent that was laggard in this direction. The production by the leading states is as follows: Illinois 0.000,000 bushels of apples and 13,000,000 trees; Kansas, 8.000,000 bushels of apples and 11.000.000 trees; Missouri, 6,000,000 bushels apples and 20.000.000 trees; Michigan 3.000,000 bushels of apples and 10,000, 000 tree; Arkansas, 2,000,000 buhels of apples and 7.000,000 trees. SCHOOLS, AND NERVES. The recent public striotures upon the prejndicial effect of the school curri culum on the nerves of the children has invited the comment of one of Astoria's oldest and mot respected teachers, to the following effect The main respon sibility for the reactionary effects allud d to, lies almost wholly with tha par ents and guardians who fail to regulate the lives of the pupils OUT OF SCHOOL HOURS. The children are indulged in many ways calculated to injure them ; in ing, dressing, exercise, sleeping, em ployment in leisure, hours of home study, and various other lines of family habit and appointment. Were these things so ordered as to spare the child undue stress of study, and time, the les sons would be wrought without so much oooooooooooooooooo EDITORAL SALAD. oooooooooooooooooo It will require something more than a lot of superannuated democratic sens tonal jrolf players to . put President Roosevelt in a hole. The President is thoroughly at home on the links, and understands all the ins and outs of the game. o lhe railroads, the packing concerns and the oil tru6t have had a world of trouble during the past year. It might have been better for them had they followed the example of the paper trust and capitulated. o It is said that the Mormon church will dispose of its property to a trust capi talized at $25,000,000. Brigham Young was such an individual octopus in his day that the change will not jalt ht followers to any serious extent , o America has absorbed more than 2,000,000 German immigrants within the past 30 years. It may interest the kaiser to learn that Uncle Sam considers them the most prudent and industrious members of his big family. V ; o The Masonic burglar has proved him self a real gentleman, in New York the other day. It was not when sentenced to 40 years that he fainted, but when the judge pronounced the words "hard labor." o Forty-five woman teachers in Kanssus City are about to resign to gt married. In training the young idea how to shoot in Missouri there seems to be a good deal of bow and arrow practice. Mr. Astoria Man: Did you ever figure how many thou sand capitalist visit the Pacific Coaat without coming to Astoria t WHY? The Theatrical National Bank is the name of a new institution with $1,000, 000 capital soon to open its doors in Chicago. The press agent doesn't say whether it is stage money or real money. o . Xow that the drought in Kansas is broken and the peaches aren't ruinously ruined by frost, the bulls will hare to hustle round for other1 special disasters for boosting the market. o Whea you have taken 200 bushels of potatoes from your land you have re moved two bushels of potash, one of the most valuable of plant foods. o The Russian Bear soems to have turn ed the tables on his master and is com pelling him to dance to the tune of, the proletariat. UdMuo are hke the police for intimidation, I Lave lutolv bee n to France, where the polico were trying lonpcrately to keep tip the pretense that there was a revolution, while the ironch people were obstinately refusing to revolt on anv terms and had to be CHARGED BY PKAGOOXS be fore they cotild be persuaded to do bo. Doctors are always threatening .1 . f a - - mat it we do not do as they advise us we shall die. With recard to 1 . 1 . ; myscu, iiiey nave warned me against my diet,5 and I am convinced that when I do die, even if I should then be a hundred and ten. noonle will say, "That's what comes of DISOBEYING THE DOCTORS." To threaten people with death if they do not trv certain cures ia very lucrative. The medical profession write letters to the newsnanen m wmcn uiey iqu us wnat advantages have been conferred on tha human race by vivisection. It is only of late years that some people have wanted to know whv h is that in spite of modern remedies there are as menv peonlo who die i the diseases against which they are directed 4AS BEFORE. The doctors reply that the absolute mortality mav be as rrcat as before, but that the "case mortality" has diminished. If t!.is w no, it shows that. although they cure their patients, THEY MUST CREATE THE CASES THEY CURE. n When fashionable surgeons can earn in a single dav from sixty to three hundred guineas, it is evident that they have a strong pecuniary motive for mutilating their fellow creatures. I cannot help noticing that there are fashions in operations. The surgeons are always discov ering that certain organs are unnecessary and ought to lie extirpated. At one time it was the tonsils, then the uvula, and now no self respect ing person would think of going about with an appendix. For a time formalin was all the fashion. One medical man tried it on some pauper, then on something a little nioro expensive namely, rabbits and finally on himscli. It was discovered, however, that formalin does not kill the tubercle bacillus, but, on the contrary, the tubercle bacillus has a peculiar relish for it AND THRIVES UP ON IT. THE ARGUMENTS OF THE VIVISECTOR MUCH RESEMBLE IN PRINCIPLE THOSE OF THE MILITANT ANARCHISTS. "WHAT DOES IT MATTER," THE LATTER WILL SAY, "IF WE BLOW TO PIECES EVERY ONE IN THIS ROOM, PROVIDED WE CAN THEREBY SE CURE THE MILLENNIUM!" I V - .... ... . I AVvettblerTfpisralbaIbfAs atmiiatliig tte rood and Rcgutn thtStomeda aMDoatb of irfttiTiiTMril IVDinotcsrilslbriChrtfful- nrfiAd&stCoflialas ndQter Opnimtorpnin0 cor USaaaL JnotNahcotic. tssasr.': Ararfeci Remedy for ComIIm- lioh. Sour S toBvsch.DlarrMca. Worms convulsions , r even sh DCSlffld Loss or SUJER ,.l -tmrnmrnimmMmmmmmm i Yac Sinai Signature o KEW "YOHK. cxact cowTCfwtkmn, tT3 For Infants and Children. 11 The Kind You llavo Always Bought Bears the Signature of M AW ft jjfV Iff ftJP Use jf For Over Thirty Years 111 tMi mwa mmv. hi ta aim 0. Q. A. BQWLBY, PrwtdanL I. PETERSON, Vice-President rHANK PATTON, CaihUr. J. W. GARNER, AaaUUnt Caablar. Astoria Savings Bank Capital raid In 1100,000, Surpitui and Cndlrldtd front IM.O00. Traniaet a Oratral Banklnt DuiIdom. Id tore t ald on Tim DcpMlia ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ASH Astoria's New and HOTEL! Modern 20 Mule-Team BO R H X 198 Tnh fttraat. AITOKIA, OREGON If only 100 investor! came U Astoria during each year and only one or two them invested, would we all be benefitted t YOU BET! Woald it injure the restaurants and lodging houses now here if the tourists who now stay, away would come to Astoria T WOT MITCH! Will produce Whiter Cleaner Clothes In Your Laundry Than any other articb And with less l&feor 20 Mule-Team B ORA X We cannot have a hotel in front of every lot. But every lot will be benefitted by FINE HOTEL. Have you the nerve to invite your influential friends to visit Astoria nowt Where will they stop in Astoria? Opportunity knocks but once other knockers please copy. You ean't go ahead by sitting ttilL Respectfully, THE NEW HOTEL COMMITTEE. , Bowel Complaint in Children. During the summer moaths children are subject to disorders of the bowels which should receive careful attention a soon as the first unnatural loseaess of the bowels appers . The best medicine in use for bowel complaint is Chamber lain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy as it promptly control any unnat ural looseness of the bowels . For sale by Frank Hart, leading druggist For Kidney and Eiadder Troubles RELIEVES Of 24 Hours ALL URINARY DISCHARGES Each Can. luls bearilMltlY the namely 1S Bnnare qf counterfeit For iala bralldnuwM. Will Cleanse Every Article In your Kitchen or Dining Room And maKe it Bright 20 Mule-Team BORA X '.&SSa3s3S&M First National Bank of Astoria, Ore. ESTABLISHED 1880. Capital $100,000 LAGER BEER Will Sterilize All Articles of Clothing, Acting as an Antiseptic and Preventing Odor from Perspiration, Insist on 20-Mule-Team Borax. U your dealer hasn't h don't buy adult terated borax. Write to us, tell us bis name, enclosing 5c, and we will mall you a package and will also sand you our illustrated booklet, "Borax in tbe Home." Address, Pacific Coast Borax Co., San Fiancisco, Cal. ' SCOW BAY II & BRASS WORKS 'ASTORIA, OREGON IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS LAND AND MARINE ENGINEERS Up-to-Eate Saw Mill Machlnery.E iron ft nitrntic n;tivcn;ioal. rej plrwork 18th and Franklin Ave. Tel. Main 2451 v J3 r FY M V 1 1 , Unprecedented Success of DR. G GEE WO THE GREAT CHINESE DOCTOR 0 Who is known throughout the United - I .-1 t V J ocawjg on accuunt vi his wonderful cures. No poiHons nor drugs usd. He guaran tees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung and throat trouble, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, and kidaey, female com plaints and all chronic diseases, SUCCESSFUL ROME TREATMENT. If you oannot call write for symptom blank and circular, inclosing 4 cents in stamps. ' i THE C GEE WO MEDICINE CO. 102J First St., Corner Morrison, PORTLAND, OREG.QIf. , Please mention tlte Astodan Sherman Transfer Co. HEtfBY SHERMAN, Manager Hack, Carriages Baggage Checked nod Transferred Trucks and Furniture1 Wagons Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHN' FOX, Pres. F L BISHOP. Secretary NelBon Troyer, Vice-Pros. and Supt. ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK, Trea Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEST IM?B0VED Canning Machinery, Marine Engines ! Boilers" Complete Cannery Outfits Furnished. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. ' Foot of Fourth Stel.