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THE MOHfcING ASTOHIAN, ASTORIA, OUEGON.
THURSDAY, MAY 31, 1904.
com
ORATION
Dead of the Nation and of Famil
ies All Remembered.
VETERANS ARE HONORED
Commander Theodore Hroeiuser of
the local post, officiated. The patriotic
address of the evening was delivered by
,1. C Mi"Cne. nnd his glowing tribute
Jmiil to the heroes who have upheld the
nut ion's ling iu its time of stress, wu
Mich ns is .seldom heard, in Astoria.
t The school children a No contributed to
I the success of the occiiniou. in songs and
' recitations, A male octette rendered the
following selections "Sleep Sacivd
Dust"; "Tenting on the tld Camp
; Mound"; Must J'.efore the lUttle
I Mother", and "The Star Spangled ban
ner . Hie Octette was composed of the
following jH'isons: dames .lohnsou.
Thomas Wooten, Otto MikkeNon, Al
fred Schroeder. tiustavp iegler. (Jeorge
U.inei. Dr. T. 1.. Bull, Charles' II. Aber
croinbie; Mr. Charles II. AIercronibie,
uirompanNt,
Memorial exercises by children from
,! room ti. MeClure school, received hearty
j applause.
As a community Atoiia has a deep 'Tnion and "Liberty." a recitation by
and reverent memory of its dead, and 'three little girls. was well rendered, and
its faith and ardor in this particular j a song by five girls from rwm S, Me
was abundantly apparent all of yester-1 t'lure school, came in for its share of
day, from the early hour of the morn- gcuerou appreciation. Mis Faye Hall
inir until late last tiicht. Memorial Day , recited "Vbr Grandpa's Sake." in a
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means something in the City-by.the- charming manner.
Trains and Steamers Carry Devoted
Hundreds to Every Graveside in
the Country About Astoria
Last Night's Services.
the children trom Adair school, room
4. gave a flag drill, and the girls from
sea.
By 7 and 8 o'clock there were to be
seen citizens and children everywhere 1 room 7 sang "Soldiers ChoruO Both
on the street laden with flower in all numbers were heartily applauded.
stasre of formative clusters, but all Miss l.ulo Pantaia recited "Our
gathered with the one generous purpose Standard Army." in a charming way
inseparable from the day and is signifi-j The song "fie Answered the Roll Call
cance. And by 10 o'clock, the odd Above," by Miss Anne Matlin, was
croups had assembled in composite fash-! lteautifullv ivndered and the audience
ion at Ninth and Commercial streets j was so well pleased that and em-ore was
where it was known that Curbing Post, ! demanded
Grand Armv of the Republic, was to ' Waino Stonelake recited "A Zealous
form for the formal parade of the day, Patriot," and was generously applauded,
with its affiliated companions, the! "A Cavalry Song" by the girl from
Ladies of the Grand Armv, and the i room 7, Alderbrook school was next
Woman's Relief Corp, together with ! rendered. Harold Masten. Mamie Fol
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When You liop to lliin!;l
when
Why is it that particular buyers come to us
tl,ey want a Suit or an Overcoat that is full of
'V iudividualit' "P-to-datcucss, and is, in a word, a swag
ger suit, you ask yourself
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such of the Indian War veterans and
the veterans of the Spanish Wart as
should elect to join them.
Promptly at 10:30 this notable bevy
of old soldiers and their kindly col
leagues, with their beautiful colors in
trenchant lead and display, moved from
the point of assembly, eastward on
Commercial, to Tenth, and north on
Tenth, to the Flavel pier, where the me
morial service for the dead, interspersed
with some delightful singing by a choir
of little girls, was carried out, and
flowers strewn "upon toe face of the
waters" in memory of the sailor dead,
after which benediction was given by
Re,v. W. Seymour Short and the company j
dispersed to meet again in half an hour
at the depot of the Astoria & Columbia
River railroad, where they took the
trains for Greenwod and for Ocean
View, and such other sacred spots as
held the cherished dead of the nation
lette, and Leanora Nelson sang a very
pretty song. The evening closed with
the song "America," by the audience.
The members of the G. A. R. desire!
to thank Court Astoria Xo. 8, Foresters
of America, and Beaver" Lodge, Xo.
I. 0. 0. F., for the u of the hall.
h Mil Tell You
It is because we have spared no pains in getting
together the finest tailored clothes in America.
Hart, Schaffner & Marx, Brandegee,
Kincade & Wood, Kirschbaum
All three are winners. Wejhave not a single line of clothes in onr store that we
cannot guarantee in every particular. We want your business Mr. Good-Dresse
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and we deserve it for we sell the best.
GOOD CLOTHES FOR MEN
WHO KNOW
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STOKES
Copyright 1906 by
Hirt SthifVner U Man
G00O CLOTHES FOR MEN
WHO KNOW
FOR DEMOCRATIC COIN.
.. Jf ther happens to be WOO in demo-
.cratic monev, in or around the city of
Astoria, that is available on the haiard
that Dr. Jaiue Withvcombe will not be
elected governor of the State of Oregon,
on Monday next, it can find $500, of
equal "weight and fines" awaiting it
at the Morning A-torian. Democratic
money, on this and kindred chances, is
.known' to bet pretty shy jnt now, and
BAND OF BRIGANDS LED
BY JAPANESE DESERTER
with quite justifiable cause, but it is
!nrut at lpact ttiia amti mav not tiave I ..."
" r ' ' . I tended formin
the "strings" drawn too tightly, for tne . . , .
and the families of thoe who went 1 purposes of this challenge.
forth in hundreds upon the mission of
loyalty and commemoration.
Aded to this particular exodus, the
ateamers Shamrock, Miler and May
flower departed an hour later for the
bayside cemeteries, loaded down with
those who were not in time fop the
trains, and the steamers, to accentuate j
the purpose of their errand. lahed
VICTORIA, May 30.-A Japanese de
erter, Matsu Mori Tasaburo, ha raised
a force of Hunghutze brigands, and is
causing considerable trouble, having
fomented a rising to the east of Muk
den. This man while on the eve o
being sent back to Japan. viMte a Utter
to Field Marshal Oyama, saying he took
the liberty of burrowing his ritle and in
a bodv of briijand' in
NOTICE.
Xotice is heneby given that all saloons
and other places where intoxicating
liiniors are sold are required bv law to
be closed lwth main and private en
trances from 8 o'clock A. M- until 7
o'clock P. M. on Mondav, June 4, 1900.
FOUND GUILTY.
CHAS. GAMMAL
Chief of Police.
FUNERAL FRIDAY.
themselves side and side with hawsers, Said day being a general election day
and made the journey thus down the Any violations hereof will be prosi
ty typifying the kindly unity that I ed to the full extent of the law.
inspired every soul on board and the order of
sanctity of the voyage. I
By early evening the great crowd be-!
gan to come on the afternon trains and j Astoria, Oregon.
boats, and after a brief hour devoted to 5-31 -5t.
refreshment, the same devoted crowd, j
augmented by hundreds of others,
swarmed into the Odd Fellows' temple,
to witness the closing exercises of the
day; and at this feature of the day's
program, it was almost impossible to
accommodate the pressing hosts that
sought entrance there, and hundreds
were compelled to stand all through the
fine program that was rendered.
LONDON". May 30. At Old Bailey
todav Harry S. Simons and Franklin
Kverhart, Americans, charged with con
spiracy to iietraild 01 large sums, were
found guilty. Simons was -entenced to
two vears. and Kveiliart to eighteen
months. The men were charged with
forging "hares and certificates- of th
Alaskan-Oklahoma-Cripple Creek and
Manitoba mining companies
The funeral of the late Joe Johnston,
who was killed Tuesday at Kelly's log
ging camp at Blind Slough, by being
struck by a heavy logging chain, which
broke, will take place Friday afternoon
from the Pohl funeral parlors at 1
o'clock, The interment will be in Green
wood cemetery.
If
now
is made in Oregon from
Oregon grown Bluestem
wheat. The best that
money and machinery can
make. Triads all.
THE
fA!D& STOKES C.
ASTORIA AGENTS.
GIRL IS DEAD IF SINGLE. ,
If the young lady who dropped the
following poetic effusion near the ut
office will call at this office sho can
obtain the original copy and other pa
pers of interest. Here's the way it
reads:
"Tell me not in idle jingle, marriage
is an empty dream, for a girl is dead
that's single, and things me not what
they seem. Life is real, life is earnest,
single blessedness a fib; man thou are to
man returneth, has not been spoken of
the rib. Xot enjoyment and not sorrow
is our destined end or way, but act that
each tomorrow finds us nearer marriage
day. Life is short and youth is fleet
ing, an dour hearts though light and'
gay, pleasant drums are beating wed
ding inarches all the way. In the world's
broad field of battle, in the bivouac of
life, be not like dumb driven cattle, be a
heroine a wife. Tnnt no future how
ever, pleasant let the dead past bury
its dead. Act, act, in the living pres
ent, heart within and hope o'evrhcad! I
Lives of married folks reminds us we
can live our lives as well; and depart
ing leave behind us lots of kids to
shout and yell; such examples that an
other, wasting time in idle sport, a
forlorn unmarried bi-toher, seeing shall
take heart and court. Ix-t us then be
up and doing, still contriving, still pur
suing, and each one a husband get."
CRIMINAL BEES.
Very
Holier (iatherera That liar
t.ooa Moral Idea.
Alnuwt every form and variety of tm
man crime Is to bu found ntuoiig tin!
tn a Is. Cases of theft are noticed ninou;:
bttn. BuchinT In bis "Psychic I.lfe of
Animals" speak of thievish !n
which. In order to save themselves tb
trouble of working, attack well stocked
hives In masses, kill the sentinels an !
the Inhabitants, rob the hives and cur
VARIETIES OF CRAMPS.
Carloaa affllrtloa of Mea la Vartoai
Walk of l.lfa.
One of the curious coiisciniciiii o;
the modern division of luimr Is tin
cramp Unit nttucks those who constant
ly use their hands lu one par'.lculei
manner.
Writing cramp was the first to np
(year, being ipille unknown until the In
trodiictlon of hiitI pens. It iirTect inci
far oftencr Hum the fair sex. and, kIii
ry off the provisions. After rcpento. I Klarly. those who suffer uru not liter
enterprises or tins description tney no
quire a taste for robbory and violence.
They recruit whole companies, which
get more ami more numerous, an-1
finally they form regular colonic o7
brigand bees.
But It la n still more curious fact that
these brlguml bees can be produced ar
tificially by giving working beea a mix
ture of honey and brandy to drlult.
The bees soon acquire a taste for tbts
beverage, which has the same dlsa
trous effect upon them as upon 111011.
They become III disposed nnd Irritable
and lose all desire to work, nnd finally,
when they begin to feel hungry, they
attnek and plunder the well supplbsl
hive.
There I one variety of bees the
aphecode which live exclusively tip
on plunder.
Exposure
The cold draughts of air, to keen and
cutting winds, sudden changes of the
temperature, scanty clothing, undue ex
pisure of the throat and neck after
public speaking and singing, brine on
cougs and colds.
BaJIard Horehound Svrun Is the
best cure. Mrs. A. Barr, Houston, Tex.,
writes, Jan. 31, 1902: "One bottle of
Ballard's Horehound Syrup cured me of
a very bad cough. It is verv nleasant
to take. Sold bv Hart's druir store.
Finest candies, best teas, canned
goods, fresh fruits and eggs at Howe &
Gowan's, 420 Commercial street, oppo
site Sherman's. 5-2l)-3t.
ary men, but copyists. It Is almost In
curable, and even when tho left hum)
la used the cramp very soon crossr
overtoil.
Musicians of every kind arenttacked
Among pianists It Is chiefly ladies am
bltlous to become professionals wh
arc the victims. Violent pnln, weak
ness 11ml fatigue of the arm make plaji
lug 1111 Impossibility. Violinists urc nf
fected both In the fliiKcrs of the lefi
hand and the blind that holds the bow
Clarinet players Ret cramps of (hi
toiiKiie, nnd Mute players get crump Ir
tbw larynx.
Telegraphers suffer very often, ami
they cull It "Ions of the grip." Tailors
get cramps In Ii-km as well as bands
Smiths nnd carpenters get what It
culled "hummer cramp," resulting frotr
the enormous number of blows struck
It Is estimated that n forger of knlvif
and scissors strikes 2H.OO0 blows evcrj
day.
Krlvers get cramp In the bund, espe
cially In the case of those who break li
hard mouthed horses. Clgannnkcrs
wntchmukcrs, photogrii pliers, auction
eers, sawyers, billiard players, dcntlsti,
turners, stumpers, weavers, painters,
money counters and bullet dancers all
suffer from their own peculiar cramps
and of ton so severely that they have to
exchange their employment for souif
other.
UK -WAY
A place where good groceries are
kept, is a good place to buy. Buy of us
and you will buy good goods.
Fresh
Strawberries
arriving daily.
A shipment of fresh vegetables due
today.
ASTORIA GROCERY
Phone Main Ml
623 Commercial 8k
The rery best board to be obtained in
tho dty it at "The Occident HoteL"
Ratei rery reasonable.
LADIES ATTENTION I
Ti. t.: 1. .
me uig&cst muiinary saie ever 0;
fered. All the hats at the Elite Milli
nery Store in the Dr. Ball'i building on
Commercial St., across the street from
Budget office. Must bo sold before the
first of June, and will be sold at cost.
Don't miss thia opportunity of getting
a good bat cheap.
In the spring the young man's fancy
lightly turn's to thoughts of love. The
good housekeeper's to housecleaning. The
thrifty housekeepers can find the best
materials and expert workmen in the
papering, painting and artistic frescoing
line at the Eastern Painting & Decorat
ing Company, 75 Ninth street
dys
cure
Herbint
Will overcome indigestion and
pepsla; regulate the bowels and
liver and kidney complaints.
It is the best blood enricher and In
vigorator in the world. It is purely
vegetable, perfect harmless, and should
you be a sufferer from disease, you will
use it if you are wise.
R. N. Andrews, editor and manager
Cocoa and Bockledge News, Cocoa, Fla.,
writes: "I have used your Herbine in
my family, and find it a most excellent
medicine. Its effects upon myself have
been a marked benefit. Sold by Frank
Hart's drug store.
For a good share go to the Occident
Barber Shop. Five chairs No long
waits.
A Positive Necessity.
Having to lay upon my bed for 14
days from a severely bruised leg, I only
found relief when I used a bottle of
Ballard's Snow Liniment. 1 can cheer
fully recommend it as the best medi
cine for bruises ever sent to the af
flicted. It hag now become a positive
necessity upon myself.
D. R. Byrnes, merchant, Doversville,
Texas. 25c, 50c and $1.00. Sold by
Hart's drug store.
N. A. Ackerman, 421 Bond St., does ai:
manner of texidermy, furniture uphol
stering, carpet cleaning and laying, mat
tress making a specialty and a I work
guaranteed.
REMEMBER THE PLACE.
Fine hats at tho Bonton Millinery
store, 483 Bond street. Mrs. Jaloff,
milliner. tf.
"PaleBohemlan
Laser BeerM
THE
BEER
FOR
THE
HEALTHY
WEALTHY
AND
WISE
on draught and in bottles
Brewed snder (unitary condition and
propetiy sgl right herein Aitoria.
North Pacific
Brewing Co.
ASTORIA, OREGON.
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Morning Astorian, 65 cents per month.
MRS. PETERSEN'S,
The fashionable milliner, in tbo Star
Theater building, is the best place to
buy your summer hat.
Morning Astorian, (55 cents per month.
For County Judge
EJ.
TRENCHAED
Regular Nominee Democratic Party.
MOTTO:
Continuation of Good Road Work;
Completion of Court House; and
Upbuilding of Clatsop County.