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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1906)
MONDAY, MAY 7, i$ofl. THE MORNING ASTOMAN. ASTORIA, OREGON. THE PLANET URANUS, iMItlaa Vrg tit Tll (UttmtU Morld Wull Itlaolonit. If Uranua, which Im n atnr of about the lxlh magnitude, woro a planet Ilk (how llltlu one eallod aaterolda, which urn being dlairovered by tin doaon every year, It could not tinvc much claim unon popular attention, but Uranua Ik really a gigantic world, mora than alxty time n largo aa oura, Ihj vt dlabtuec, about UOO.OW.OtX) mlloa from th earth, In what cntiaon It to look no n 11ml I. I'runua bua four mooiia, which revolve backward la Ibolr urttllH that la to any, they re volv from eaat to weat around Uran hi, while t'riitiui goea. llko nil tho oth rr planrtM. from weat to Mitt around the mm. It In believed Hint Uranua rotate backward on Hit ax lit alao, Moreover, tlie ax In of that groat, MtraugP uIi.Im! Hen In Hitch a direction tlmt lu Hie courNO of If n year, which U iinl to flghty -four of our yeara, tint mui hIiIim'n nlmoNt noricnillciihirly flrnt iimii nun polo ami then upon the other, Meamired hy our time atiiud rd, (hero urn forty yenra of roiiKtant daylight, followed hy furly yearn of unbroken nlKht, nroiind the, polea of Uriiniw, And the mm tlmn In the went ninl net In tho oiiitt there. But the mm look very mnull when viewed from Uniitim-only 0110 four-hundredth an largo aa It tippciira to tut. Hllll It heiU iipon Hint pin net 1.WM) timet aa much light n n tho full moon aemla to the earth, an that daylight upou I'ra 11 u, while filial compared with the Mn.e nf n ti'ircxliliil noonday, In nev rtheh'NN a very reNpcctabli! kliid of llliiiiilniitlnn. CAKE AN OLD INSTITUTION. Vh Aui'lrnt Mail nnil At It, bat II Waa Nluiilr Affair. The ain'ti'iitN tnndo cake, hut It wan not the rich, highly MoitNcincd uud flu vored confection which we Indulge In nowiidityN, They hud ln In cnkeN made with Hour and water. Home of them without a kiiHptcloii of sweet or flavor. 801110 of llicin were not unlike our plainest crackerN and were often eaten n we cut hread. Wedding eakii waN no liiHtltutlon among them, jih wlih tin, hut the cukt wan n plain one and wna hroken mIhiu the head of the hrlde an hIio went to ber new home. Thla waa a upcclal fen tore of ltomnu marriage 2.UU0 year go. The hrciikliig of tho cake waa part of a twleiua ceremony. All of the cake of nnctnt hiNiory are plain and linple. It Ix only n wo come down to more modern time that we hear of nplc-eN am frulu ami all of tho rich and loturlotiN Ingredient In which' pretent iy enkemakera delight. Is ; Qiieoii Hllaaheth'a time aplco cakea and : buna wer eaten at wedding. From I thee the faidiloii nud fancy grew for irm uf Halxirate and delleloiiKly I r VSH'tlOiiaoiiiif C'iiiooiii,,iiiM ui. : J Cm aeeniN to ho 11 pei'petiuil utrtiggle for aomolhlig iiimv and more iinuaual to atlr Into the cuke of the period. MrHNiirlntf !leilliln, Uao 11 mcillcliie kIiinn with theiimouiit of cadi xpomhil mid drop marked upou It. Ti'iiNpooiifuU and tahloapoou fula 11 ro niwuya mentioned, hut Ma tlnwo vary In alo It la not aafo to rely Upon them, Drop, too, cannot bt properly moiiaurod without a glaaa. Ku Ihu medicine gluai perfectly clun. It nIioiiIiI ho wwdiod out after each doitti, hi readlneaa for tho next time. It la ihmlrahlo that If tho pntlent la to havo medicine with a nlrong aiuell, olla, ili' to koe; 11 ghui apcelal ly for them, letting It aoak In hot wa ter for half 1111 hour after untt to r move ill' dlaugroeiibht odor, It ta li:i poaalhlo o clcatme nucIi a kIhnn In a few momenta, When tho medicine In being poured out hold tho label upper moat lu order that It may not become tallied with any drope aacaplng down tb aldo of tho bottle. Moaarl mm 4 Rrlar, When )loaart waa at the height of bta fame he compimed the iiiiinIi: for Ilretz uer'a "IH'Iniont uud Konatinxe" ("Hho Abduction From the Keragllo") at the reipieitt of the ICmperor Joaepb II. Tbe author o tho drama waa o angty at thla that ho Inaertml the following no tice In the Lelpxlger .eltimg: "A cer tain follow of the mini'.' of Mozart baa dared to iiiIhumo my drama, 'Kelmont uud KoiiNtnnr.e,' for mi opera text. I hereby Nolcmnly proteni agaliiNt thla IiivhnIoii it my rlghlN. and I reiiervi to myNelf ruither pro'!"tiireN. i.tlg-io-l), Chrlntoph Frl.ililch Ilieiner, author of 'ItmiHelicheii.' " S liriiunil lli (', "A ground h ig cane" In a t'nae of ahaoluto iieceNKlty --(mo lu which the reward of ierNeveraiice la certain and tho iiei'i-NNlty for pcrNoveraneo la Im perative, lu origin U told hi tbU .'lo ry: A Iwiy wiin Neen dlgelug vlgnroualy with a gnib hM at the mouth of a hole In which a ground bug bad taken ref uge, He wiin iiNked If be thought lie would ger the ground hog, to which he replied w-th acorn: "Catch him? Why, ye; I'm hound to rat'di him; we're nit f nieat."-Kt, IhiIn Itepubllc Johnnr'a t-M 1 1 It. "Hut why (In you think Johnny be Hcve mi thormigtily lu the etllcacy of prayer?" "necntiNe when I auggitited that be pray for a little brother he refuaed to do it and prayed for a goat and a red wagon liiNten l,"-UoiiNtou I'oNt. t.niprl of t Inlhri. It la a fact nuwadaya that One fea th ere do innke due bird and that people are judged more by their appearance than their character,- I,ady Violet Ore tiu in I ... Inn ilrtinhle. Morning Asftorian Bay in The Astorian Wants 500 New Subscribers And in Order to Do This the Price Has Been Keduce Be Loyal to Your Town and Begin the New Year by Taking Astoria's Greatest Paper, The Astorian! DBUIVEREn BY CARRIER TO AINY PART OFTHE CITY FOR OS CENTS HAIR AND COLOR, H4 le Marh Nearer AHIM to Blaeh Than to Bloatf, The color of the hair, auya the Grand MagiiKluo, la UNiially transmitted from pa rent to child, Thla la epeclHlly true when both parent havo tho aumo com plexion, Inatiincea, however, are not uncommon where children have hair black na ebony, while the hair of both parent la n burning red. Instead of disproving the theory that a child takea after Ha parent, ao far a the color of the hair la concerned, thla fact, It baa now been ascertained, la all In favor of the doctrine, Hod hair, In fact, la by It structure and composition much nearer to bluck hair than to blond. Very often If the hair of a very dark complexloned person he examined at tentively a few o,ult red halra will be detected Id the mas, On the other band, It would he time wasted to aeek for black hulm In the lock of ft fair ponton. Hlmlhrly It la not Infmiuent to notice children whoat! balr, red at birth, become aa they grow older finite dark. When, too, after some aerloua Illness, tho production of the coloring pigment of the hair fall oft, black hair become not blond, but nil. Fair balr, which to a ciiNiinl eye appear to have much more affinity to red hair than to black, la, on tho contrary, quite dla tlnct, Valaed ltrlllon tUllea. The collection of religious rellca to bo aeeii In the church of the Coralcan village of Pisco I undoubtedly unique. The Inhabitant of thla pretty little ploce are exceedingly devout and very elmple, which probably accounta for tho jxtHelon of Ninl) a remarkable collection. A writer In IIndependence Ilelge give tho following list of the principal Item: The horn ued by Mo e to call togther the children of la roel while hi the desert, a tuft of that red hair which waa the pride of Kaau and the despair of Jacob, a piece of the nail of the little toe of the left foot the Htatement I very preclHe--of Enoch, the patriarch; the bib worn by the Infant Jemis, the curb and crupper of the a that took the holy family In to Kgypt and aoveral relic of varloua alula. Two Urn !! Ba Popca, Hie eauon law doc not prescribe that the pope must be a cardinal or ren a cleric, Ncvertbelesa elnce the election of Urban VI. In 1378 tbe auc cessful candidate have lielonged to tbe memlera of the eacred college, al thougli aa late aa KM a noucardlnal waa voted for aeveral tlniea. At least two laymen-John XIX. (1024) and Ad rian V. (1270-have occupied tbe papal throne, and there la today nothing to prevent laymen from being created cardinal!, although they are not enti tled to vote lu the conclave unleaa they can produce a apeclal permit from tbe HERE YOU ARE ttlie Month For 65c d From 75c SIC ftaaoltoa'a lak Wiser, Na(oleon waa a hero to bla valet. Constant, though he sadly marred tbe servant' effort to dresa him neatly. Said tho valet: Ilia breeebe were alwaya of white caahmere, Hut two hour after leaving hi chamber It often happened that they were all spotted with Ink, thank to bla habit of wiping hi pen on them and shaking Ink all around blm by atrlklng bla pen agalnt tbe table. How ever, aa be dressed In the morning for tbe whole day, he did not change bla toilet oti that account, but remained In thla state until night. The whole Inside of bla boot waa lined with wblte fna tlan. Whenever one of hie leg Itched, be rubbed It with the heel of the boot or ahoo with which the other leg waa shod, thu heightening the effect of the spilled Ink. Aa Aggravated ('as. Lord Justice Clerk Eskgrove, In wn fencing certain housebreaker, began by explaining the various crime of which they bad been convicted -aault, robbery and bamesucken, of which hist he gave them the etymology. He then reminded them that they had attacked the house and robbed It, and ao worked gradually up to the climax, "All till you did, and. (Jod preserve ne, Joost when they were settln' down to their dluiier!"-- Law Note. A l-onit Mr. To prolong life one sbotild take plen ty of sleep and remember to sleep lying on the right side, indulge in a morning batli In tepid water, take dally exercise In the open air. keep the window of the Bleeping room open all night, take fre (jnent and Khort holidays, not he over ambitious i id hold one' temper. Considerate Ulsrretloa. Stranger- How long uluce you made n arrest, coiiKtublc? Constable HI Meddor Quite a coiiaiddyrable apell. I'm goln' a leetle alow 'bout baulln' 'em In Jest now. We hain't got no place to put 'em 'ceptln Cy Tedder'a cblckeu coop, an' Cy'a got a aettln ben on. Cleveland I'luln Dealer. The Pari of II. "It'a love that make the world go xiund." said the old fashioned aentl meittallitt. "'.." ;"iwer,j Mim Cayenne; "It merely maken ;oinz jople so dizzy that 'iLiy ''.''- he w"!-; vt'.z.-. rarJ."-w(.'1;irci':" Hiar. MM Prevents Brig'ht's Disease and Diabetes Chas. Rogers, Druggist :o 65c a XT'riMigjCTiTir.diiJg!? 11 lil I AVet?etab!cPreparation for As similating tteToodandRegula ting ihxStoauida and i3owebcf lT0T3V)tesTjestiDn,ChmfuI ncMandRcXontainsndttier Opium ."Morphine nor Mineral. Not Nahcotic. mm tfOU arSXMlZUtLaUi ji-k.1t.UM-Jkwmtmd 7irS Awrfed Remedy for ConsUw- tton. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea. VYortrvs convulsions, reverisn aess and Loss or Sieep. lac Simile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF VBAP7EB. Wlicnever tin- French overiiment fiet into a little trouble it always i!icovei-t there i-. a horrid plot by I!oyali-ts, l:ii:aKiitiM. Cutliolic. Aiiiiiviii-t or JewK tli it iniit Ih- att -mleil to riylit auav. Every Moith El For Infants and Children. The Kind You Havo Always Bought Bears the Signature of Ttti arawa mumw, am vaaa errr. Mr. Gorky ay there i more lilierty in l!tiia than ill the United States. .The translator should Iraik over hi notes to ee if the word ued was not license instead of liberty. 4 i Ml mi lir AW J For Over Thirty Years