MONDAY, APRIL 9, iqo5
6,
TIIE MORNING A&TOIlIAtf. ASTORIA. OltStiON.
" IN HIGH LATITUDES.
Wkrre Yoa Cm Read Late at HIk1
WHhoot Artltrlal I.lh.
I have, on the Llmnortl. in lVnmnrk,
latitude 57 degiwa, read the newspa
per In my bedroom at 10:30 p. in. with
out the aid of a candle. While I rend
the villagers played skittles In the al
ley under my window, and beyond tlx
hoary chestnut trees of the garden,
with clots of starling ou their bare
top boughs, the sky was still crimson
and gold In the west, with the long,
woolly lines of vapor only just begin
ning to swathe the hind like a blanket.
On the other side of the Inn the tratlk
was as vigorous then as at noonday.
Carriers' carts creaked up to the door,
and dray loads of squeaking pigs made
other music than the lark's. lHuiblt
chaises, with cushions of rod or green
velvet and half a dozen happy villagers
to each (the men all with great china
bowled pipes In their inouthsi. swung
lasily by, raising a dust, aud the lowing
of troubled cows and calves came a
much from the road as from the illim
itable meadow beyond attached to the
historical old manor bouse (now a inert
dairy farm), whose buildings were
quite concealed by the tall trees that
girdle them.
The Inn damsels, sewing girls, kitch
en maids, the daughters of the house
and a friend or two had now set aside
all the cares of the day aud were roll
lng each other about ou the dewy grass
under the chestnut trees like so many
lambkins, and the landlady with the
Immeasurable waist, who by day held
all the maids leashed to their respective
tasks with Inflexible yet not unkind se
verity, stood In the doorway, with her
fat berlnged fingers In her yielding
sides and disturbed the starlings peri
odically with her stentoriau peals of
laughter at the antics of her depend
ents. Yet at 5 o'clock the next morn
ing, with her own rbadanianth'.ne
hand, she will pull the bellrope that
shall waken each lass, and by t the es
tablishment will be again in a norma)
state of activity. As for the worthy
landlord, he is haymaking until 11
p. m., and It will be odd If he is not up
before his dame wakes every soul In
the house with her call bell. Cornhlll
Magazine.
A GOOD ACTOR.
How a Famon French Advocmte Worn
m Hopeless Marder Case.
Maltre Lachand. the famous advo
cate, was perhaps the greatest master
of comedy In France, and not a few
eminent actors envied him his marvel
ous powers of mimicry. He was once
employed to defend a murderer,
against whom the facts were hopeless
ly clear.
When his pathetic appeals and his
tears which were always at call when
be pleaded before a country Jury-failed
to touch his stolid audience, he re
sorted to the most Impudent piece of
trickery. Thrusting his moistened
white handkerchief Into his pocket, he
demanded if the Jurors were men, If
they had human hearts, if they could
bring themselves to condemn a fellow
man like the accused, whom he had
credited with all sorts of chivalrous If
not saintly merits.
His eloquence was not merely fruit
less, but the Jury responded to It at
first with uneasy shuffliDg, then with
biting lips, and finally with loud and
uncontrolled bursts of laughter. La
chand, while flinging about his hands,
had intentionally dipped his fiujrers Into
the great inkpot In front of him, and
as he drew his right hand across his
forehead, as if In agony of despair at
the certain fate of the accused, he left
upon his brow an enormous black
mark like a crescent moon and drew
two other black traces down his cheeks
as he put bis fingers to his eyes to dash
away the tears.
Feigning high moral Indignation at
their conduct, he continued: "You are
about to decide whether one of your fel
low men shall be thrust by you out of
the ranks of the living, and you choose
such a moment for Indulging in cruel
and thoughtless laughter. Is this ex
travagant mirth a fitting mood in
which to decide whether a man shall
or shall not die?"
The argument actually told upon the
Jury. The man was acquitted. Paris
Journal.
Ancient Dress SIM Worn.
In the little town of Munsiedel, in
Bavaria, there exists one of the most
curious charitable foundations In the
world. One of the burghers, Christo
pher Wanner, died in 1451 and left his
fortune for the establishment of a
home for aged poor. He attached, how
ever, the condition that every old man
who was taken in should wear his
beard and the same cut of clothes and
cap as he himself used to wear; con
sequently the ancient pensioners are
still to be seen wandering about the
streets of Munsiedel In the costumes of
the fifteenth century.
Imaginary.
"Father," said the little boy, "every
now and then I hear you tulklng about
somebody who was old enough to know
better."
"Yes, my boy."
"What age is that, father?"
And the old gentleman after some
thought replied:
"My son, there Isn't any such thing.
It's like the golden age purely mytho
logical." Knew the Gossip.
"Why do you koep such an Ineffi
cient servant as that and pay her such
sign wages?"
"My dear, she has been a maid in
every family of promiuence in our set"
Baltimore American.
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE -OWING TO PRIVATE
reasons, the undersigned will aeii a
$50 racycle, but slight used, at a very
low price. Geo. Pontala, 1470 Grand
avenue, Astoria, Oregon.
FOR SALE -MISCELLANEOUS LOT
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iize, machinery to suit anybody write
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and all kinds of junk and machinery
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Son, Portland, Oregon. lm.
FOR RENT HOUSES.
FOR RENT FURNISHED ROOMS AT
No. 677 Exchange street. 4-3-lw.
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF CO
PARTNERSHIP. Notice is hereby given that the firm of
Scholfield & Hauke is dissolved by
mutual consent. W. T. Scholfield, re
tiring. All bills due said firm are pay
able at once and al bills payable should
be presented for payment immediately.
Dissolution to take effect April 1, 1906.
The business after this date will be
conduced by
E. Hauke & Co.
In retiring from this firm, W. T. Schol
field desires to thank the patrons for
their generous patronage and bespeaks
for the new firm the same liberal treat
ment. WT. T. SCHOLFIELD,
E. HAUKE.
CALL FOR WARRANTS.
Notice is hereby givon to all parties
holding Oiatsop county warrants endors
ed prior to June 1, 1905, to present same
to the county treasurer at his office,
559-565 Commercial St., for payment, in
terest ceases after this date.
(Signed), CHAS. A. HEILBORN,
County Treasurer.
Dated Astoria, Oregon, this 26th day
of March, 1906. 4-11
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S7S Commerclaj St, Astoria, Ore,
DR. KATHYRN RUETER
Osteopahio Physician
Phono Red 211 Houri: 8 K 12 na 1 to J
3rd floor Boe HivoBldg., Com'l.St
DENTISTS.
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Real Eotato, Inturanco, Commiooior
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Office 133 Ninth Street, Next to Juotioo
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C. J. TRF.NCHARD.
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