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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1906)
MONDAY, JAWUART 190I THE JlOlLLU .aiVJUtv AJimua, vvvv. - ....SKMtSBiaajt & r.Vie-WT"lr.Wae "1 Brother Gardner On the Warpath Tb Preadcol of the LinrUn OA Give Sound AdSfic l Seven! Member. ICoorricbt.lM.by McClura, Phillips Co. I iy Tnrstee Fullback la de hall A dis mliT asked Brother A Gardner at the routine busl - aces of tbe Uniektla club lad beea disposed of at tb Ut meet ing. , Trustee wae there la bis uual st behind tli redbot stor. and. afue Jowly climbing L n tood at at tontion to bear what ulcfat b said. . "BnKWfr Fallback." continued th .1. .u . .. K 1 V Illi " AM TOLD TOP CONTMPLATl BlADOl' tuwruu dis wwtbb. president, "I am told dat yon content plat readio' Shakespeare dl winterl" Tea, aao." "I am told dat de objeck am to lm prove your mind?" "Tea, ash." "Do you owe any back rentr Two months, I reckon." "Havo you fut In your coal for d winterr "K-ao, sab." , "liars you got aboea and warm clotbe fur your thil'enr -Not yet sab. "11a re jou cot an extra bosbel of titer down cellar r "Not teat teL" -Brudder rollback, lemma gi yoa tip. 8hkesper was a food man. H was a smart nan. H used up a bahai a qneetioa bat what If yoa or aay Odder eulld aiaa weald sot down aad road bla books for six saonth yoa woo id inipror your mind. "Bat yoa balat got time. Bruddcr Fallback. Voa b got t bastl fat i and tatcr and clothe aadaaoa back rent Too baa got to be right oa d hump. Too may fit time to pick op some thin' by Laura Jeaa Libber or Old Sleuth, but you won't go byroad dat "I aba 11 keep an eye on you de com hi' winter, and If I bear dat your cbil'en can't go to school fur d wsnt of shoe or dat you bare put a mort gage on your cook (tor I shall pur coed to buprore your mind In a way dat will make your heart ache fur six months to come. "Tou may now sot down, and If Eld er Penstock am wld us tonight he will please stand up." The eldt-r was there. During the last three months be bad been debating with himself whether the earth or the sua moved, snd be was figuring on a piece of paper when the voire of th presldeut reached him. "Brudder Penstock, you has been a member of dis club fur a guod many years, and up to a few weeks sgo I counted you among de level headed. What you been get tin in your bead about de sun movlnT "We am told dat de sirth mores around de sun, bsln't we 7" queried lha elder. Ts heard some slcb talk." "But I don't believe dey kin prore It rs been wstchlu' things, and I's al luofet bcllevui' dat It s de sun dat does de movln'.' "Brudder Penstock, s pose you should find out dat tie alrth moved around de aun for sush what would happen V "Why why I duuuo, ash." fpos you should find out de odder wsy what would hsppen?" "Can't ssy, sab." "No, I reckon you can't but I'll tell yoa wbat'll bsppen If you don't drsp die sun business and lo to work. I happen to know dat yoa am bead obor beats la debt and llbln' mostly on anea annle. and unless yoa mske a cbsDg you'll get de bouueo from dis LI rote alia eltib In a war to tak do carl outer your balr. It's nnffln to yon or me or to sny odder cull'd man who has to work fur a llbln', wbedder no nn or d world more. Whst w wsnt fa to be oa d move ourselves. We want to be noeln' coal and codflsh Into oar rsbtns. and w wsnt to de cblTen morln' right slong to school eberr dsr. "When oar dsr's work am done. If bt of ns lot ful 'Buff to go out and at ss ds fence to see wbedder de moon r de fence mores, dot's sU right but w balat gwia to waste none or a J.rtltftlL i -nr. an. Si-odder Peastoek. and bow I bar a word to say to Waydowa Beebe. "Broddtr Beebe." sld the pr14BL -yta am on of decBar1er member of dis IJmekUn club. Yoa was oa of d sevon of us who met In a stable and orgsnlied It Tou has held 4 office of secretary and treasurer and of keeper of do b'ar trap, and your record baa been as white as two coats of whitewash. la all along counted on you as a sensible man to back toe U, but It seems dat I's to be disap- p luted in a eoa. n 1 ttnn' anvthlns. sahr asked the brother as be stepped oa his ows feet aud apeared 111 at ease. Tou baa dun Ula, san: lou nss guns and let somebody msk you believe dat all you need to get along la dl vorM sin faith. You haa been tellht' members of dis rluu dat faith will cure co'us aud bunyona and Mies; uat It m-iii knock out rbeamatlsus and cur a lam back: dat It will make balr grow ou a bald near ana umoer up a sub kiw- dat vou kin sot rlirht down and nave faith, and do coal uiaa. d grocer and de butcaor wiu com arounu ann uniiir roa without cash. Hare I stat ed de rate correctly, Brudder Beebe r -"Y-yes, sab.. - t- "well. I hatn't gwtn to say dat a man mustn't believe la dis or dat or dat be am wrong to belter la what 1 don't I am simply gwln to gtr yoa a test Tou beilev yoa will be a mem ber of dis club fur some year to coma, doa't your "I does, sah. "Yoa bsr faith dat do aext time you want to borry a dollar of m I'll lend tt to you. same aa alwaysr "I has, sah. "Den lewme sar dat right jere and bow, by virtu of d power Invested to mo by article 47 of de constitution, i (man roiir name off de roll of member ship, aud should you come around and ax fur dat dollar dere will ue a winter cyclone to tear down boss barns and ckler mills. You am now at liberty to walk out aud walk home. "But I dou't want to go home," pleaded Brother Beebe. "What do you waut to dor "I reckon I want to give up dat faith business." "Oh. I see. Brudder Beebe, lcmoi say to you Jut oue of de easiest thing In dis workl is lur a man to ma its a fule o' uitwclf. lie kin do It at twen ty or be kiu do It at sixty. D maa who wsuta to go straight has got to hanff nn to hlsaelf all de time. If rich man wants to dabble In tomfool thiiiM it hain't so much hurt, but nei ther rou nor mo nor sot odder man who works fur his lihin' kin afford to do It A silver dollsr In our pocket am watb more to oa at de grocer's daa a hundred dollar la faith. "tr ws start to Monday mswnln' klackln' stores and outtin' OB d white wash we know dat wbea Saturday nbrht comes we shall bare de where withal to pay rent and buy food. If ws start off on a schism or a tangent we may look fur de sb to be out sad la table bare. n i . - "Yoar name wOl be restored to menv berKb'jt. and I baa a dollar J ere to lead you, but dou't do any mo1 mookeyus' wlddebuoMW. Itsgotteer.'' M. QUAD. sit REIOISfJ 01 iuJuvJud Situations Wanted Advertisement. Inserted Twice Without Qui e. je dt HtL WANTED. LKAJUt laXEGRArilT AKD R. .K. Accounting. ISO to SO0 a moata sal txj assured our graduates under bond. 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