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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1906)
MONDAY, JAWUART 190I
THE JlOlLLU .aiVJUtv AJimua, vvvv. -
....SKMtSBiaajt & r.Vie-WT"lr.Wae
On the Warpath
Tb Preadcol of the LinrUn OA
Give Sound AdSfic l
ICoorricbt.lM.by McClura, Phillips Co. I
iy Tnrstee Fullback la de hall
A dis mliT asked Brother
A Gardner at the routine busl
- aces of tbe Uniektla club
lad beea disposed of at tb Ut meet
ing. , Trustee wae there la bis uual st
behind tli redbot stor. and. afue
Jowly climbing L n tood at at
tontion to bear what ulcfat b said.
. "BnKWfr Fallback." continued th
.1. .u . ..
" AM TOLD TOP CONTMPLATl BlADOl'
tuwruu dis wwtbb.
president, "I am told dat yon content
plat readio' Shakespeare dl winterl"
"I am told dat de objeck am to lm
prove your mind?"
"Do you owe any back rentr
Two months, I reckon."
"Havo you fut In your coal for d
"K-ao, sab." ,
"liars you got aboea and warm
clotbe fur your thil'enr
-Not yet sab.
"11a re jou cot an extra bosbel of
titer down cellar r
"Not teat teL"
-Brudder rollback, lemma gi yoa
tip. 8hkesper was a food man.
H was a smart nan. H used up a
bahai a qneetioa bat what If yoa or
aay Odder eulld aiaa weald sot down
aad road bla books for six saonth yoa
woo id inipror your mind.
"Bat yoa balat got time. Bruddcr
Fallback. Voa b got t bastl fat
i and tatcr and clothe aadaaoa
back rent Too baa got to be
right oa d hump. Too may fit time
to pick op some thin' by Laura Jeaa
Libber or Old Sleuth, but you won't go
"I aba 11 keep an eye on you de com
hi' winter, and If I bear dat your
cbil'en can't go to school fur d wsnt
of shoe or dat you bare put a mort
gage on your cook (tor I shall pur
coed to buprore your mind In a way
dat will make your heart ache fur six
months to come.
"Tou may now sot down, and If Eld
er Penstock am wld us tonight he
will please stand up."
The eldt-r was there. During the last
three months be bad been debating
with himself whether the earth or the
sua moved, snd be was figuring on a
piece of paper when the voire of th
presldeut reached him.
"Brudder Penstock, you has been a
member of dis club fur a guod many
years, and up to a few weeks sgo I
counted you among de level headed.
What you been get tin in your bead
about de sun movlnT
"We am told dat de sirth mores
around de sun, bsln't we 7" queried lha
Ts heard some slcb talk."
"But I don't believe dey kin prore It
rs been wstchlu' things, and I's al
luofet bcllevui' dat It s de sun dat does
"Brudder Penstock, s pose you should
find out dat tie alrth moved around de
aun for sush what would happen V
"Why why I duuuo, ash."
fpos you should find out de odder
wsy what would hsppen?"
"Can't ssy, sab."
"No, I reckon you can't but I'll tell
yoa wbat'll bsppen If you don't drsp
die sun business and lo to work. I
happen to know dat yoa am bead obor
beats la debt and llbln' mostly on anea
annle. and unless yoa mske a cbsDg
you'll get de bouueo from dis LI rote
alia eltib In a war to tak do carl
outer your balr. It's nnffln to yon or
me or to sny odder cull'd man who
has to work fur a llbln', wbedder no
nn or d world more. Whst w wsnt
fa to be oa d move ourselves. We
want to be noeln' coal and codflsh
Into oar rsbtns. and w wsnt to
de cblTen morln' right slong to school
"When oar dsr's work am done. If
bt of ns lot ful 'Buff to go out and
at ss ds fence to see wbedder de moon
r de fence mores, dot's sU right but
w balat gwia to waste none or a
i -nr. an. Si-odder Peastoek. and
bow I bar a word to say to Waydowa
"Broddtr Beebe." sld the pr14BL
-yta am on of decBar1er member
of dis IJmekUn club. Yoa was oa
of d sevon of us who met In a stable
and orgsnlied It Tou has held 4
office of secretary and treasurer and
of keeper of do b'ar trap, and your
record baa been as white as two coats
of whitewash. la all along counted
on you as a sensible man to back toe
U, but It seems dat I's to be disap-
p luted in a eoa.
n 1 ttnn' anvthlns. sahr asked
the brother as be stepped oa his ows
feet aud apeared 111 at ease.
Tou baa dun Ula, san: lou nss guns
and let somebody msk you believe
dat all you need to get along la dl
vorM sin faith. You haa been tellht'
members of dis rluu dat faith will cure
co'us aud bunyona and Mies; uat It
m-iii knock out rbeamatlsus and cur a
lam back: dat It will make balr grow
ou a bald near ana umoer up a sub
kiw- dat vou kin sot rlirht down and
nave faith, and do coal uiaa. d grocer
and de butcaor wiu com arounu ann
uniiir roa without cash. Hare I stat
ed de rate correctly, Brudder Beebe r
-"Y-yes, sab.. - t-
"well. I hatn't gwtn to say dat a
man mustn't believe la dis or dat or
dat be am wrong to belter la what 1
don't I am simply gwln to gtr yoa
a test Tou beilev yoa will be a mem
ber of dis club fur some year to coma,
"I does, sah.
"Yoa bsr faith dat do aext time you
want to borry a dollar of m I'll lend
tt to you. same aa alwaysr
"I has, sah.
"Den lewme sar dat right jere and
bow, by virtu of d power Invested to
mo by article 47 of de constitution, i
(man roiir name off de roll of member
ship, aud should you come around and
ax fur dat dollar dere will ue a winter
cyclone to tear down boss barns and
ckler mills. You am now at liberty to
walk out aud walk home.
"But I dou't want to go home,"
pleaded Brother Beebe.
"What do you waut to dor
"I reckon I want to give up dat faith
"Oh. I see. Brudder Beebe, lcmoi
say to you Jut oue of de easiest thing
In dis workl is lur a man to ma its a
fule o' uitwclf. lie kin do It at twen
ty or be kiu do It at sixty. D maa
who wsuta to go straight has got to
hanff nn to hlsaelf all de time. If
rich man wants to dabble In tomfool
thiiiM it hain't so much hurt, but nei
ther rou nor mo nor sot odder man
who works fur his lihin' kin afford to
do It A silver dollsr In our pocket
am watb more to oa at de grocer's daa
a hundred dollar la faith.
"tr ws start to Monday mswnln'
klackln' stores and outtin' OB d white
wash we know dat wbea Saturday
nbrht comes we shall bare de where
withal to pay rent and buy food. If
ws start off on a schism or a tangent
we may look fur de sb to be out sad
la table bare. n i . -
"Yoar name wOl be restored to menv
berKb'jt. and I baa a dollar J ere to lead
you, but dou't do any mo1 mookeyus'
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