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THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA, OREGON. TUESDAY. JANUARY iO, 190ft. THE MORNING ASTORIAN IstlsUiael U7J. , IMhUshfd Daily by Ili J. S. DKXIKGES COMPART. SUBSCRIPTION SATIS. By maO, per year 17.00 Br maiL ner moat JO By Mirier, per moath y JS WXKK1T AS TOBIAS. By mail, per year, la advance. .11.00 latere a e-elaaa matter Jane HUM, l the roMoOM l Aatoria.Ofv joa. maim U act o( Concr o March a. 1 ririnnri " - KT-OnWn for ta Mimi of Tit oa aar V poeui " or Ms kosa, tu erwautarttT la 4e- Imt aaovld a Miiisirfr rapurud Is tba aaaofpufcttoaUoa- TXLZPHONX MAUI Mi. prj machine i pretty general here about, ami everywhenfabout. It pay h employing rlasa in thi city to make a cirvuit of the machine sphere and att-ertain just a ho (a plaving the things It uiay ey him bin ' ptnivMta of very definite kaowknlgr on thiat subject. If the information hr gains doe not rHt him anything, it will be the first time in the slot machine hitorr of AUria. HANDS OFF. WEATHER. Orrgon and Washington 4 4 Rain or snow. 4 t CAREFULLY PROGRAMMED. Of course the present Democratic ring regret the inexpediency and undue haste with which the local sports are assuming to extract the reward that were, promised them during the recent campaign. It U too bad the "boas' could not boa to some purpose; but the element of rebellion k sure to assert itelf in . the event of deferred ' compensation which ia due up on a literal and expressed con tract When the gambler and the dance hall man gnp into politics he doe it with square and fair purpose of giv ing, and receiving, and he will not per mit ,the latter end of. the trade, hi own end, to be da idled along until some propitious moment arrives for its de livery. He kept faith with the ringxter and he will take what is not conceded, in pursuance of the bargain. The case of John Stevenson is an "airy, fairy" little piece of hocus-pocus intimately and el mentally associated with "the program'; it ha nothing in it to in vite the law' rcpri-aU, it is expected it - will be thrown out of the circuit court, it ha already parsed the initial court, and it will rcrve its full and original purpose as a, peg on which to hang Democratic protect of virtue and "anti-open-town" predilection, and once it hi paraded its full line of concerted ntility, it will fade from the popular view, and the "dance will be on". The Common Council has chosen to wait 11 n til the Stevenson ease has been judicial '1y decided before it proceeds with any .ni" Wulation whatever, and will evidently take no notice of the de liberate reinstatement in thi city of the miserable slot machine; tjhough, for specific effect, tjiey did obey the mayor's injunction to close John Stfvenn' place last night, and. in the future, will be found waiting for the eswntiul city revenues from the- sources when it l heard from at all. Tiii is in direct line .with the highest expression of the pub lic will as announced in the D-rembrr majorities and will be accepted a -uchj but the cliiie that is manipulating the "program" need not attempt to humbug anybody by transparent declaration and "hJy joe" txeu-ea. Thejr posi tion and policy are known, understood and granted. 0 PETTY GAMBLING. Of all the whipper-snapper phnes of gambling the slot machine is the moot vicious and contemptible. There is at least element of dignity in playing the banking games, but the machine is beyond description for pitifulne and utter imbecility. Besides, the element of chance is eradicated a far as the player U concerned, the whole value of the earnings, except a beggarly per centage, just enough to whet his appe tite and keep it avid, innuring to the fool player. This, of course, applies to the plugged niachma, and the plug- It ia a n mm 00 -d that the American representatives at Atgerica will be ab solutely uncommitted to either the French or the German aide of tlte Mo rocco controversy. That is a nutter of course. Thia country ha nothing to do with foreign rivalriee or intrigue, if any exist. It i aiming, in Morocco, at the safeguarding of its own interest and those of the work! at Wrge in the establishment of order, justice and the "open door. ' It will agree with what ever othor power are devoted to those aim, but it ha no individual axe to grind, and will not turn the grindstone for another's grind ing. o ALL MADAMES. The women of France want to end the invidious distinction in title be tween the married and unmarried of their sex. Why should man go through life plain monsieur, with nothing to mark him bond or free, while his sister await his pleasure, wearing meanwhile the unambitious designation mademoi sele, a title which becomes irksome af ter-;-well, aft r a while lVwn with the artificial harrier to equality and enfranchisement, say the feministe leairue. Xo more mademoiselles! Let every woman be a madame or call her self one. A CLOSE SHAVE. The Bishop of London tela this story according to "The London Standard I was sitting in my room one morning very buy, when I was told that worn an wanted to see me. I was very busy, and almost said at first, 'Oh. I'm too busy to see any one this morning,' but I thought and ahi. 'Xo, I have made a rule never to refuse to see anybody, in case it is some one in trouble.' Ni 1 said, Lt the woman come upstairs.' She came, and the first thing she said to me was this: 'I was going to a-k you whether you can find a use in your work for 1000 pounds I said, "It i the very thing I have la-en wondvring all the' morning how I was to get. I showed her exactly what I was going to scnd her 1K) pounds on. and the whole scheme was carried out. FOLLY OF BEING A FOOL. An attractive and altogether "bonny young bii-im-s woman of this city came here with a large stock of propriety and a small amount of .practical knowl edge of the world to carve out her for tune, after passing her girlhood day in Kdinburgh and London. Although with out any undue amount of elf-eoncious- nes or egotism, she is sometimes an noyed by tln very evident admiration she attract in public places. The other day, while dining in a restaurant, she fancied that the man opposite was pie paring to speak to her, a he glanced her way and seemed to I making no his mind to own a conversation. The young woman assumed a most frigid nir and hsiked as unapproachnhle as the Arctic pole. The man as he left the tahle made one more half h.arted attempt to "peak, bluhed red to hi ear, then hurried away. When the young woman flni-lied her luncheon and called for her check, the waitress amazed her by exclaiming: "Why. I thought you were with that gentleman. I put your check and hi together." The bill had manfully been settled. Philadelphia Record. EDITORIAL SALAD. 4 4444444444444444 Ohio, having inaugurated her gover nor in a glass case, should 1 careful about throwing atone. o Japan's proposal to distribute fCV 0(10,110 among the soldiers and sailors who carried her arms to victory on ea and land is lioth generous and wise. A nation that thu promptly recognize the valor and patiiotism of thoe aho liave served it nobly will never lack de fenders. 0 In the uVatb of William B. Harr. president of the t'niversjty of Chicago, education ha lot an earnest dHple and the college an able administrator. He endured with fortitude the pains of an illness that himself and hi fri nd knew could end only in dissolution. o The Oregon, which doubled the Cape and arrived in time to take a leading part In putting an end to Spanish power on the Western Continent, is now to be retired to the secod line of defence. The new first liner will be fortunate if when tha time comet for them also to go to the rear they have a fine a record. Clam Acording to Order. Hill Handy 'of Marblehead. an ardent Republican during the anti-slavery agitation, caught fish and sold clam for a liveli hood. One of his customers, a strong Democrat, ordered some tlams, and told him to be sure and cut off the "black abolition heads," WlieB' he delivered them he said, "Mr. ltrown. here art your clams; real Democrats, all bodic and no head." Boston Herald. WAKES WORK EASIER, Astoria People An Pleated to Ltara Hew it ia Done. It' pretty hard to attend to dutiea With a constantly aching back; With annoying urinary disorder. Doan't Kidney Pill make work easier. They cure backache, They cure every kidney ilk John J. Keating, painter, of 3ul First street, Portland, Ore., saysi "I had dull, aching pain in my back for a number of year. They were often eo severe that 1 had to quit work for two or three daya at a time. The kidney secret km were irregular and acalding and I suffered also from headache and dixiinesa. My back was always lame and sore in the morning. rtiyhian ailed to help me and no medicine did me any good until I began using Dunn' Kidney Pill. They relieved the nri nsry difficulty and the heavy aching in the back disappeared. Plenty more proof like this from Astoria people. Call at Charles Rogers' drug store and ak hi cutomera" re port. For sale by all dealers. Price, 30 cent. Foster-Miluurn to., imnaio. sole agent for the I'nited States. Remembsr the take no other. name Doan'a and , Rev. Carlisle, P. B. Martin, L. L, D. Of Waverly, Tsxss, write.! "Of a morning, when flrtt nri!ng, I often find a troublesome collection of phlegm which produce a cough and ia very hard to diilodge; but a mall quantity of Balard't Horehound 8ynip will at once dislodge It, and the trouble it over. I know of no medicine that ia equal t it, and It is so pleasant to take. I can moat cordially recommend It tp all per sona needing a medicine for throat or lung trouble." Sold by nrt'i drug tores. Greatly ia Demand. Nothing ia more in demand than a medicine which meeta modern require ments for a blood ar-4 system cleanser, such a Dr. King's New Life Pill. They are just what you need to cure atomrah nd liver trouble. Try them. At Chaa. Roger, drug itore, 25c, guaranteed. DOCTOR CURED OF ECZEMA Maryland Physician Cures Himself of Eczema with Cuticura Remedies. Prescribes Them and Has Cured Many Cases Where Other Formulas Have Failed -Dr. Fisher Says I CUTICURA REMEDIES POSSESS TRUE MERIT " My face waa afflicted with eciema Jn the year 1897. I used the Cuticura Remedies, and waa entirely cured. 1 am a practicing physicinn and very often prescribe Cuticura Resolvent and Cuticura Ctonp in cases ot eciema, ana they have cured where other formula have failed. I am not in the habit of endorsing patent medicines, but when I find remedies poeanlng true merit, such a the Cuticura Retncdica do, I am broad-minded enough to proclaim their virtues to the world. I have been prac ticing medicine for sixteen years, and must say I find your Remedies A No. 1. You are at liberty to publish this letter. or any pari 01 11. 1 remain, very iruiy Jours, Q. M. Fisher, M. L., Big Pool, Id., May 24, 1905." CUTICURA-THESET,$1. Complete Treatment for Every Humor from Pimples to Scrofula Bathe the affected part with hot water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse) the surface of crusts and scales and soften the thickened cuticle; dry, without hard ruDDing, ana appiy Cuticura Ointment freely, to allay Itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal; and, lastly, tace Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool and cleanse the blood. A single set, costing but one dollar, is often sufficient to cure the most torturing, difrfiguring. itching, burning, and scaly skin, scalp, and blood humors, with loss of hair, from Infancy to age, when all else fails. Csttran Sss, tfe, Olntnml, S, ml mil IS, (la SKa. CSokssu CsH4 FlUa.to M)iU 3,sn m)4 Drarfcaat U vsriS. fetUf ltn Sa4 Cism Vw, mr Trm, -W Caw Tmariai, Plsifla; aais laasasjr as ass. aVwkea KaatUtL Bsgllah Is aakl to be one of the moai difficult languagva In the world fur foretfoef to learn. The verbs and prep ositions are particularly puullug. A profeaeor la an eastern college tells of the troubles of a PTeacbinaa with the verb "to break." "I begin to unlw. stand your language better,' said j friend M. de L. to me, "but your verb trouble me still. You mla then up so with prepositions. I saw your friend air. & Just now. She aaya she Intend to break uown her school earlier than QsuhL Am I right there r "Break up ber school, she mast hare said. "Oh, yea, I remember; break up echool" Why does she do thatr I naked. "Because her health la broken Into." "Broken down.' "Broken down Oh, yea. And Indeed since the fever has broken up In ber towa"- "Brokee, out. Will she leave her house alone 1" "No. She la afraid It wtU be broken broken Bow de I aiy thatf "Broken Into." "Certainly. It Is what I meant to say." "Ia her sea to be married eoonr "No, That engagement la brakes troken"- . "Broken off? Ah, 1 had not heard." "be Is very worried about It Flat em only broke the newt dowa te ber kist week. An I right V "No; merely broke."-Harper's Week y. weeisfc Hale la A-aerl. New Sweden was established In 163$ on the bank- of tbe Routh river, the Delaware, on territory now embraced in tbe city of Wilmington, IM. The first settlement was of some fifty pio neers from Gothenburg In the ship Key of Calroar and the tender (Jrlffln. un der the direction of IVtcr Mlnult, a discharged director of the New Nether- land. For a kettle and some trump ery they botignt an tne una on roe west bank of the liver from Cape Hen lopen to the fall near Banth-kan, now Trenton, running bark "as much In- tarda from It In breadth as they might want" The lutih. who claimed the territory, fulminated threats from Fort Nasann. bnt prudently rrfrnlued from blows. New Sweden proajwred frote the start and soon controlled the trade. ef the Delaware. This prosperity en dured until 10.VS. when Teter Btuy resent Invested and reduced Fort fhrta Una. thus putting an end to Swedish rule In America. CHAKCI Of TOT The Baltimore ft Okie IaUrea ComraeneiRf Sunday, November It, train No. t, the Royal Blue Limited, will leave Grand Central paawnger station, Chicago at I p. m instead of 1:90 p. m. aad will arrive ia rttuburg at eU a. nu, Washington at 4:40 p. Baltimore tiM p, m. Philadelphia, Silt p. m. New York 10i40 p. m. the same as with the old schedule, thus reducing the time one hour and thirty minute. No eieeae fare wiU he charged oa this fast United train. All ether trains will arrive aad depart the same as formerly. Stop-over Is allowed at Washington, Baltimore end Philadelphia, not to eieerd tea days, at each place, oa all nrst-etase through Uoteta. The Astoria Restaurant. GOOD, CLEAN MEALS EXCELLENT SERVICE OftN Alt NIGHT J99 llond St., cor. Ninth J. Q. A. BOWLBT, President. a L PETERSON, Vice Pre.ldeat. FRANK PATTON, Cashier. J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier. aAstoria Savings Bank y ; OsplVsJ rJd la U0,000. erpliaeCndi.ldaroat W TnuMteU a Ososral laoklaa Bualaasa. latersat raid oa Tlasa Dapoai;' , tea Tenth Street, AIT0 First National Bank of .Astoria, Ofl , IKSTAIILIMIIKI) IIUMI, Capital and Surplus $100,000 Sherman Transfer Co. HENRY SHERMAN, Manager Hacks, Carriages Baggage Checked and Traoiferred Trucki and Far niture Wagons Pianoi Moved, Boxed and Shipped. The .Morning Aitorian, 63e a month. 433 Commercial Street Phimt Main 121 JUST A MOMENT! 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