THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTOTllS. OltECOIf. WDAY, JANUARY it, 1906. WHERE ENDICOTT FITTED y ftARRY PRESTON Cap.!, WM, K. & JfrOnre Kadkott waa a duffer. Iter wit no ab-Rlow at doubt about that He cooM nettber iwlm nor Mil a boat; he played Self t a maimer that art bis rtddj fferlnt ntieKttoaa; hte darning wat crosa between a prim walk and as awkward aklp; bo eat oa a bora with aa mack grace aa ba wuuW bar etrad tied aa elephant Moreover, bit lack of conversational power bad given him a repotatioa (or tadtamlty tbat waa tar tram flattering. "Way aa earth tin. Sanadere ehoald at aim dowa far tba month I cant ana." este at tba yonag women cwnfldod ta a bronied young fallow aa tbey ut together m a viae made nee of tbe baoad veranda on evening. . . "Ok. tbat la tba aaateat part of tba aw-tea," ba retnmad. "Waat atkkt BM a vrhy tba deuce ba accepted tbe kTftatton." Whereat tbry both langh d. "Ha'a tha deatb'a head at tbe feaet," aid tbe. ."On, ha'a aarmleaa enough.' ber ram- easily. "He doeen't at "Ert BaiADrru" tHi wis satino. "nu It UT MUM lMuT. tempt to do things oukua tome one teti hia) ap to It lie'd never bare gone in at water thla' morning If Vandeckeo hadn't kept at hint for an boar to come along with aa. He'a game In a war, though. We didn't know he'd got be yond bit depth until be wat half drown ed. Thought be wat tplashlng about for tba fna of It Not a yip did h make." "It makea you awfully nncomforU ble to bare eucb an Incompetent per- ton about," aald abe. "I'm alwaya lm eglning tbingt when be't late at lunch eon or dinner." "Frorldenee baa a watchful eye for a rerun data of individual," aald be. and they both laughed once more. Meanwhile, at the other end of the veranda. Endlcott tat on the step with Mia Wllmot If Endlcott bad been a different tort of chap he would tluulit leaa bare made dt-Niwrate love to the lady. But Endlcott knew hi lltultu. tfout, and, therefore. Itmtead of telling ber all that wat In hit heart, be xat ttc tlde ber on the top ti-p. twirling bit hat. watching covertly the changing ex preMlont come and go on her pretty face, and withed most devoutly that he were lest of a duffer. He wat a big. heavily built young fellow, with a frank, boyish face and a laugh that wat very attractive In IU genuineness. If you ever managed to get well enough acquainted with him to hear It Mi Wllmot bad board It many timet when the wat alone with him, and It told ber much of the real man that lay beneath the awkward reticent exterior. Just now Endlcott'a trouble gaze waa fixed on tome ragged bitt of red cloud, the aftermath of a gorgeout tun aet "I think I thai! leave In the morn ing. " he tald uneasily. ' "Bot yon haven't been here a week yet" the tald In surprise. "I know," tald be, "but tomehow I don't teem to lit. If a fellow'a going to be a tncceta at a bouse party b ahould do many thlnga welt. Now, I lo everything badly. I tlmply tlow ap everything I enter into and ejoIl til tbe fnn for the rett" "Nontenaer abe declared. "ire to," he maintained. "I'm Jutt a Inffer pure and tlmple, and tberei an end of It Bo long aa I a tar. of course, out of coartety to me, they'll drag me Into an these things, even If it doet tpotl tbelr fun." "Ton than't talk to," the tald. "Coma, Ifa time we were getting ready for that moonlight tall." "If tbere'a to much at a ripple on tbe water I'm tnre to be tick." be obterred ftoomlly. "That makea It very cheer ful for tbe rett" "Ton have an attack of pewlmltm," tbe langhed aa ahe aroae. "Bait water It tha beat cure In tbe world for that maladr." Tbey rent down tbe veranda togetn r. At the goor tbey found Mm, Eaun- naaloa amid 1 aera tinting e.ctredfy to her gne. who were grouped about her. "U'a dreadful," ahe waa aaylng. "AO K aarranta have left, area to tba a ta ble bay. and they're Btrktly auaraav Uued. roor Mra, Browne to frlgbteaed aearly to death." "What h Itr asked Uiae Wllmot aa tbey came up. "Why. the yeungeat Bo woe child hat diphtheria." At tbe door tbey found Mra. 8aun dare. Endlcott wat atroklng hit hair thoughtfully. "Tboae tbe people tbat own that new place back by the plneer ba atked. "Tea." aald Mra. Sauudem. "Dread ful, itu't It? Her huaband la la tba wett and abe't nearly frautlc. There Isn't a aoul about here tbat tbey raa In duce to go there." 1 When tbe party atarted for tba pier Cndlcott ttepped up to Mlta Wllmot I don't believe I'll go bak tomor row, ba whispered, "rerbapt I caa flt after alt" "Of course you caa," abe aald and thought aa mora at ala worda uaOl they had reached the end of the pier. It waa than tbey found Cndlcott waa mlaalng. After much abouttng aad -hurried aaarch about tha Immediate vicinity tbey atarted out without him.. It waa aaarly when tbey rrtnmed. Mra. Saundert met tbem on tba tw- raada. "Where do you tuppoae Ted Endlcott baa goner" abe cried. "Where?" cboruard aeveral voloee. To tba Bownea. Ha la going to atay there until tbey caa get a trained aura front tba city." KnUlcott, 1 tared eve longer than tbat Ha Hayed until little Bob Bowna died. Then when tba quarantine of tbe houee waa at aa end he came back to tbe 8aundera cottage to get bit trap before he went back to town. Ilia bouae party made a hero of bltu. Tbe men tpled blm coming up the path and carried blm. protecting loudly, uu tbelr abouldert Into tbe ball. re all tba other gueata aseetnbled. They gave blm a round of cheers, and every oue wanted to grap blm by bit hand firtt. Vamlevkeu made a little tpeecb and told tbem what the doctor had told bini 11 about what Endlcott bad doue and bow be bad held little Bob Bowl In bla arm a the night tbe child died. Tbey tried to get Endi.vtt to My tomethlng about It blmtelf. but be merely red dened up and shifted uneasily from one foot to the other and finally blurted out: "Ob, phaw! It really wasn't any Ihlngr That evening be aat on tbe ttepa with Mlaa Wllmot Tbey were quite alone. "I knew you were Jutt like that" abe said. "Like whatr ha atked. "Ob, I knew you'd not be found want Ing la a critla," aba explained. "Aad I anew, too, you'd be Jutt aa modest about It at you were." "Aay fellow could do tbat That waaa't anything." he aald aneatlly. Tou're a dear, brave boy," tba tald heartily. "If I were"- ba began. "What would yoa dor ahe atked. Her eyea were tempting him. "If I were," be repeated, Td-I'd- aak yon oh. bang It! I'm not" ha aad ad In confusion. "Ted, dear," the aald toftly. "Ill pare you tbe atklng and and aay yet' now." He aat for a moment In dated tllence. He could not comprehend It all. Then hit eyea lighted wonderfully. "Thanks." be atammered, "thank t very much." Which waa eminently like Endlcott Imibt I f la Celtcae. One of the niont original characters of the Welitb pulpit wat the Rev. Lewla Powell, Cardiff. While on a visit to Carmnrthentown on one occanlou tie called at the college, and the studentt were all for the first time to pay blm homage. "Tan I have the help of two of you, my Ixiyt, for a minute?" anked Mr. To well. "Yen, dear Mr. Towell," answered balf a dozen of them at the tame time. "Well. I want two lusty boyt. If you please," be remarked, and two of the strongest students were chosen. "Now, my boyt," tald the old preacher, "let uie'Iay a bond on the shoulder of each of you, and you put your arms around me." This waa done. "Lift me, Iwya." tald Mr. Powell, and the ttudentt lifted blm until be wat bead and shoulders above all present In the room. "Thank you, my boyt," he remarked. "Let me down now." Tble wat done. Then one of the boyt asked: "What la the meaning of this, Mr. Powell r Tbe answer wat: "Well, eome people look down on the church In Cardiff be cause Mr. Powell, the minister, waa not brought up in college. I can go back to Cardiff now and tell them tbat I waa raised In Carmarthen college and that I stood higher than all tha other ttudentt'-London Tit Bite. HI rear. "Why dou't you intbtt on abolishing tha trusur Inquired the precipitate peraon. 'My friend," answered Sent tor Sor ghum, "political history la already too full of tad cases of .the aboutber aboi Uhed." Washington 8tar. KlISI 'Tour little dog," remarked Subbube, "looka very odd. What did you bare hit tall cot off for?" "We almply bad to do It" replied Citlmtn. "He wagged it to much, and we live ia a flat you know." Baltimore Kewt. HHP WANTED. LEARN jLG&ATHT AND R. R Aerouating. M to S00 a month tal try aatured our graduatea uader bond. Our tlx acboola the largest ta Amerioa aad aadortad by all RaUroada. WriU for aatalogue. MORSE SCHOOL Of TELEGRAPHY, OaclaaaU, 0, Buffalo, . T, Atlanta, Gk, U Creaaa, Wit. Tax arkaaa, Tax, Baa fraaelaoa, CaL roi Rurr-minsHii) rooms. FOR RENT t FITINISUED HOUSE- keepiag rooms. 671 Commercial. 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