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THE HORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON.
SATURDAY, DEC2MSCX , 190$.
THE .
MORNING ASTORIAN
Established 1I73.
Published Duly by
Ml J. S. DELLUf GER COMPANY.
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Entered m (roond-rlku matter Jan
S. UO&, at lb poatomca at Astoria, urv
too. ander U act of ponfreu oi March t,
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friend ami do his hauling ami drawing I It may be a.iid in defeus of Insurance
in a more intelligent ami satisfactory Commikmer llendrieka that he does
way that oxen ever did, it will be of in- not appear to have withheld from the
terest to know how the women folk take invent ijjating committee anything whk-h
the change. Xot only the farmer lie dkl not know.
wives and daughers, but the summer 0
boarder within hi rates. Kven now Aeeordinjj to one of the speaker at
many of these ladies eaiutot be hired I the Pilgrim dinner iu Ronton, democracy
to trek through a pasture ahi-re the lean from talvininm. Of course. te
mildest old cow that ever lived li-
under a tree half alvp chewing her cud. to with
For there has always been feud between
women and cow; no one know where
it started or which was the first oiTender.
As the saying U, there is no love loot
between thera.
speaker fpells the democracy he refer
a nniall "d
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1 Vmlit let the lilgrim Father, would
have been the more convinced it was
worth while if they could hove foreseen
Of course there are ex-H the annual good dinnen they would
oeption on both side. Some cow, it be responsible for.
is perfectly plain, have no prejudices ' 0 .
against the sex, even at milking time. Uncle Sim i proving a aort of Santa
and a few women will pick their wav Claim to the Old rld about this time.
fcarWsIv thmuvh . .lr.. .if M(tl lit it stated that in two weeka time
" 1 j p";
Hut the ordinary woman, especially the I steamships sailing for hurope carried medicines for croup, but Chamberlain's
miral after the holiday recess and draw
him out fully. They might learn tome-
thing to the country' advantage.
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la Mad Chaaa.
Million ruih la mad oris after
health, from on extreme of faddUm to
another, when, if they . would only tat
good food, and keep their bowel regu
tar with Dr. King' Nw Ufa PilU,
their troublea would all pas and quick
cure for liver and stomach trouble Me
at Cliarlea Roger, drug atorej guaran
teed. I
Xinf of Alt Cough Medicines.
Xlr. E. G. Cue, a mail carrier of Can
ton Crater, Conn., who haa born ia the
U. 8. service for about aixteen yean,
aaya. "We have , tried many cough
tVOr(W.forthdetlTvriuo(THi Hoax I
m iaroaua to ettber resMMto or place of
tualBma mt ba aoad by postal card or
ttvouaii tatokon. Air Irregularity la de
Utnrr should b tmi disterj reported to U
ooce 01 puouosuoa.
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one who siend but a few weeks in the more than $4,000,000 Kent by iiiinii
country each year, i persuaded. andlK" to their relative.
would persuade all i:er friends, that a
cow ia an awful beast of prey and she President Kliot say that in the city
wouldn't trust herself in a five-acre lot of Cambridge, in whkh he lives, there
ia not a single rich man. There are a
numlier of it. citizens, however, who
are "rich from the very want of
wealth."
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with the best trained and gentlest j
specimen that ever lived. Ex.
WEATHER REPORT. '
Western Oregon and Western
Washington Rain with gale
'along coast and at sea.
AFTER ANOTHER EVIL.
The National Commercial Teacher'
Federation, now in eion in Chicago,
is to take steps to root out an evil that
ha kept the literature of manv ueh
institutions out of the mails and caused ev'r that mn ' of whl littIf llM
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some engajjed in the practice to lan- '." ,w wwm ,lrr nc " P lony,
guisb. in jails. It is the scheme once
almost universal of securing students
by assuring them positions.
The persistency with which the men
who are past forty years of age kvep
after Dr. Oler is flikely to make that
distinguished theorist more certain than
cough remedy U king of all and 000 to
be relied upon every time. We alo
And it the best remedy for cough and
colds, giving certain result and leav
ing no bad after effecta." For sale ly
Frank Hart and leading drugpsU.
Beautifying mtthoda that Injur the
kin eod health are dangeroua. Be
beautiful without discomfort by taking
Hollister'a Rooky Mountain Tea, Sun
hiny face follow iU use. So eanta.
Sold by Frank Bart.
ASTORIA AND ASTORIANS.
By stirring up a row with the prci-
Men who I dent over the employment of a press
will promise in correspondent place to I forjthe Panama canal, the hon
people thev have never wen are secur- orable senate may unearth a lot 4
ing money under faNe pretenses to put I valuable information about the press
it mildly. The federal gorermnnt hasl'nts of the railway cotupanie which
so interpreted it. The school frequent' I1 I,1M,'M to the canal enterprise,
ly cannot secure the position if an I 11 1 o
effort be made. The federation prob-J with, corrupt lawyers convicted and
ably will bar all schools continuing the 'th SinK Sin ',"i"l y fourteen
This paper U going to have consider- fraud. There are instances in which I''tkms from New York, since the lat
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able to sar. off. and on. about the value uch a school mav honesth- pledge it.nyoralty election, the wisdom of Josh
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f rem.n,W!na th.t i.ri. 1.1 lf to find work for a pupil; but these miling-n remark is manifest: "Hon
I murannAd 41. .. i.lHtv it flip hisi Ivjirtl in t1i imk it ii
a 4 . . . . , . . . I mrieiiiixo emir uv r.wruuuii aim U'V i uc I j - - r ' "
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ana property sense, oui in me larger the fclhoIar en(m
field of dictating her future and hus-1 0
banding her resources for the common BRITISH LABOR MARKET,
good of Astoria n, and not for the bene
fit of the outsider 'whose interest in the! Further figure on the British situa
city ceases when she fail to pay him tion s,,ow' that out of prolwble fotal
some sort of revenue,
of 7,000.000 able-bodied men alwut 7.0,-
IfMlO Rrp nut nf otilnKivfimiit np nnt in
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vij urns m nuieuuiu -mule, ricil I t.. . .1 . a i
r ' Item These for the mot part are un
in a nunarca lines oi possiuie develop, lulled lalwrers. Craftsmen belonging
ment, and the profit belong to thai to unions are taken care of by their
people here primarily, and to the out- organizations when unuble to secure
work. The labor unions of the luited
Kingdom number about 0,000,0k) in
memDersuiD and ot tnese oniv 3 iter
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nope is perennial, action uncertain cent are on the .ubsidv rolls, showing
and irregular. She is bouyant wifh that skilled labor still is in demand
hope; she has much to do; she needs Those out of work are the onea least
insciration. .nd .h, .'w- .11 ab,e to Wu-r lt- -ause being without
a a I '-"o u nva iiu t iji i run iwn
rule where the promise is made before alwu" trumps, and there u no man big
phool enuff but what he kan play it
right every tinie."
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Admiral Dewey ltolieves that hazing
and any tacit encourngcnient of the
practice should be sternly punished. He
would expel from the Naval Academy
a midshipman who witnessed rouuh
treatment of a fellow student without
rejmrting it. The two Coiigres com
mittees to which Secretary Bonaparte
recently sent a letter on this subject
would do well to get hold of the ad-
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wages when working they are utterly
without means.
has done much; she can, and will, do
more. She built a railroad once by
taking the initiative, and fhe i going
to build others; she i going to have
terminal advantages and rates; she i
HAinif 4 i n -n . .11 3 .... t
I Tlle Ir'w1ghtera trade H hard to re-
essemiai ana valuul.Ie things but she tire from and hard to stav in.
has got to take the initiative and show
EDITORIAL SALAD.
what she is after; that she means
business, and U going to have bu-iness
by showing herself capable of doing
business.
There h no such convincing argument
on earth for the drawing of eipital and
influence, as the exercist of inherent
power nnd the declaration of vital
purpose, on the part of a community,
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r.nieqri aiiriicu monev. .Man, nor
city, can hope for much if he, or it, lies
supine and inert while the available
moment and dollar by under the
guidance of others,
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Men tir weaun, oi nuinew rcuiun-es.
of strong influence, and large- anVirs, in
this city, mut merge their atributes
and get to work, and not leave every
thing to ihe inadequate :iiiiiiics and
meagre progiums of n few pulilic i;rit
d citizi'ii".
The Clian.ber of ( iniii:ierc riin-t be
reinforced with the cupiiiiiH and re
vivifying ii id nml pntriitiul c itrage-
ment of an utti noaiu-e nf iti full dicn
telle, gatheinl to do something, with
far les talk alxnt doinu it. It is up
to the leading men of the city to get
out and take a h.md in all flic affair-'
that promise o much fur As'diin. and
make it what it i HiipM)cd to 1m, the
medium for the doing of thing that
shall redound to the good of the city.
IX EVERYTHING THAT ASJtiJUA
WANTS, ANT) IS GOING TO HAVE,
SHE MUST TAKE THE INITIATIVE
TAKE IT EARLY. TAKE IT .VIGOR
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COWS AND WOMEN.
If it ever does come to pass that
builak become the farmer's next
lltimately , tlia.-e Ru-sian walking
delegates hope to lie able to pull all
the Grand Duke job.
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Within reasonable limits, no doubt all
Mini-ters look alike to the Nationalist
niemlier of Parliament.
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Health liiuti for the season are to
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And certainly no one will lie no ill-
informed a- to a'-k the janitor, the office
boy or the elevator man where he got it.
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Almost any old kind of government
will be pof.uhir government in Rut-sia
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lohr. Aleandcr Dowie announce he
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O. I. PETERSON, Vice-President
FRANK PATT0N, Cashier.
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