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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1905)
MONDAY, NOVEMBER to, 1903. THE MORNING A STORT AN. ASTORIA, OREGON. BOWSER'S NEW He StarU Out After Materia! for v New Book. CANINE IS HIS FIRST SUBJECT Vrntort Not a Success and !! Ii Left Straad4 on tbe Sufi, Wbll. Mrs. B. Smiles It Hipwned to B a Good Nt(bt (or Loit Dog. I WHEN poio I I nun. Coprrtfht. tM, r It B. MoClureJ HEX dinner bad boon fie lib- led the Bowier fimlljr bed returned to the sit ting room, Mr. Dww eat duwo eod befan Urine et tbe cat. Ilea be bad kent hla case on Llm for we minute ue feline baran ta thnw we 0 aaxietr. and Mrs. Bowier opaodaaid: "What 00 earth are too staring at Hie ret that waj forr , "A a an experiment Do too notice Jthe strength of tbe human orer tbe aumai nunar I "I ahealdn't wute tnj go staring at a eat Of couree be'i afraid of ra csus yon bare attempted to murder liu on tnrre or four oeculona." And Til accomplish It 7U though I prann't thinking of aheddtnf hla blood Juit then, Tbe fact la, I am thinking pt winging out a new ecbooibook. I jyraa talking with a teacher today, and tie told me titer wee cry In f need of a ecbooibook on natural hlatory," "And yon are going to bring one outr , , ' 1, . , I "I think I shall" i "1 thought It waa about time yon developed another fad." I "Stop right there, Mr. Bowier! Now and tben you break out about my fade, aa yon cell tben, though yon know r 1 hi ft Tr MxmxxD to hi 0000 irionr for tetter than anybody elae that I nerer bare a fad of any eort or kind. No map ta more clear of them. If yon are going to argue with me, don't begin by etetlng untruths." ' -Well, what about the bookT ebe a iked. ' "What I am planning on la a book ' n natural blatory. That la tbe roeeon I waa looking at the cat It la to be a elm pie, ereryday book, one that all children can understand. I aball call It nUncfe Touth'e Natural Illatory,' " "And It will be all about rater "It will be all about all eort of ani mate. How many grown people, to pay nothing about children, under stand anything . about tbe bablta of animals? I'll bet $10 to a cent that you dou't know what a cat's wblakera are for." "It la aald that they are to aaalat tor eenae of smell." "Then wboeter eald ao waa a fool Children ehould be told that a cafe whiskers are glren her by nature to elgnal the approach of danger when he la aalecp. Tou might bare noticed with our own cat that when be waa lying aaleep on the rug and I began to nesk In on him hie wblakera began to twitch and finally woke him up. Why doee a cat lick her pawaT , "To cleai them." "Nothing of tbe eort A cat haa lore jthrost now and then, the aatne aa a bomah being, and ah Ucka ber pawa to cure it" "I don't belleTe if bluntly replied ire. Bewter. .- y ,,r, , . i Then 'you can belief the other thing. 'Tour ignorance la further erl fcenc of tbe need of each k book. Go to the neereet acbool and aik 100 achoh are wby.a rat turne' around two or .three dm before lying down, and not iw ran eten gueaa at the true reason. IM ua bar what yon bare to say.", f "Klie wanta to pick out a soft apot of couraa.", "Just aa I thought . Tou "within a hundred mllea of the true reaaon. She turna around that abe may eurrey tbe country and aee If danger unoi-oathee." , . "Are you going to begin on the book tonlghtr "At once. I ahall take the cat aa my Cnt auhject and follow with the dog, the rat, the mouae, the cow, the bone, and ao on. I am now going out on the street .to Hod a dog and bring him in arevnot here and atudy bits. AH my ftum will bo from Me." . ) . "If you are going to trot any cure Into Uila house I ahall go upatalri and lock myself In!" , -A'-i'l Tot) can do ao If you wish. In fact it would probably be better. Down tare yon would only dlitract the dog's Ittenfcm. J don't propos to indulge in any gueaiwork In thla thing. I ahall nuke my obsemtlon on the apot" With that Mr. Boweer clapped on bla bat and went out lie hadn't far to go to And a dog. One etood on the corner taking around In a dated way and erldentiy ' loet and after a few kind worda be decided to follow back to tbe bouse. It happened to be a good night for loat dog. There were two more between the bouae and the cor ner, and they alio decided to follow along. If the Ant etruck a good thing he might divide. While three canines arrived at the foot of tbe Boweer stepe, only one waa admitted, lire. Boweer looked orer 0te banisters and saw that It waa a common cur, and abe realised that something would happen before that dog waa out of tbe bouae, De waa no sooner Inside than be ran about the parlors and ball, anufflng at everything, and Mr. Bowser got bla pencil and paper ready and wrote: Tbe first thing a dog does on enter ing a strange bouae la to go about and familiarize blmeelf with things, v Tbe dog le now regarding me with a auspicious air, aa if wondering If I bare eet a trap for blm. I bare fed him aome cold meat, and hla auaplciona bare ranlabed. He baa now crawled under, tbe lounge to take a nap.- It la evident that a dog prefers to aleep In tbe dark ness, ' . ,-.- He baa now come out and la email ing of tbe piano legs and bowling. Mrs. fowoer was trying to play Tbe Old oiks at Home the other day, and It la evident that aome of tbe sad etretne are lingering around the legs of tbe piano and that the beast feela them. Dog now stands with bis forefeet against the wan In the ball and la barking at a picture of 'Washington Crowing tbe Delaware.' He erldentiy sympathlaee with tbe cause of liberty. This should be one of tbe strong points In the book. I am now looking him In tbe eyes. My expression la benevolent and be comes forward and Ucka my band. I change my eiproMlon to ferocity, and be backa away and growls, and the hair on bla back elands up. Mske an other atrong point of thla. It le evi dent that tbe character of a dog la founded on that of hla master. "Dog Is now wagging bla tail I am convinced that tbe wigwag of a dog's tall la not thoroughly understood by mankind. Aa near aa I can make out, three wags to tbe right etgntfy that be trusts me; four wage to tbe left be tray amtety. , When be pounds ble tall up and down on the floor be la try Ing to aak me If be la going to etay all night or be turned out a few minutes bene. I believe that every feeling paeelng through a doga mind can be read by watching bla tall, and I aball so aseert in my book. "Dog Is bowling in a lonesome man ner. I cant make out whether ne u thinking of tbe graves of bla ancestors or wants the company of bla kind. Judging it to b the Utter, I win let the other canine in." That waa the end of Mr. Bowser's notes. Tbe two other dogs wire lying on the front steps and impatiently awaiting their turn, and aa soon aa be opened tbe door they rushed into the ball Tbey seemed to feel that dog No. 1 bad bad more than' bla soar. and tbey at once pitched Into him, and a battl waa on. Tbe" strug gling trio got between Mr. Bowser's feet and threw blm down, and be kick ed and yelled out and made for the lounge in the back room. Aa soon aa the canine guv ber a chance Mrs.' Bowser slipped down and opened tbe front door, and when they had fought all over th pari and got back into the hall again they went out in a bunch, and the door waa cloeed on them. Then ah walked down the ball to find the white faced and trembling Mr. Boweer atandlng on tbe aofa with a pillow In hla hand. Hla note lay on th table. She picked them up and reed them and then added: "Make another atrong point Some men can be bigger foole than aome dog." 'Then abe turned and went upatajra and left Mr, Bowser to climb down and think it all over. M. QUAD. BRONCHITIS. Dmtilit Cbarlta Ko'gera Tells the Peo ple Qulckets means to Cure It Aked one day In liW More the qn Hon, "What l inr bronchlti ?" Mr. Jt4vr, our well-known drusifUt mwered, "For years old fahkmed rod liver oil ha been known to do vm the tii'wt remarkable curative and healing prnpertle for throat, bronchial and lung trouble of anything known to medicine, but on account of the gree which env1oied It curative prin 'lplcft, it ha been Iuixitle for many leole to tike enough of it Into their nyntitin to combat thoroughly wt ih-4 dicai without closing the y tent and Uetting the otomach. "Xow, however," continued Mr. Hog m, "we heve Vino! which contain In a highly concentrated form all of th medh-al curative element of eod liver oil actually taken from froth codi' liver, without a drop of oil or greae to linnet the itonrnh and retard it work, and hyician agree that it U the greatest cure for all throat, bron chial and lung trouble known to tnedi cine." Ml Anna Ray write u that after (uttering fr five year with bronchi ti, and trying all kind of medicine without relirf, Vlnol cured Iter, and w have hundred of just euoli letter. We wih every peron uffcring from chronic cold, cough, bronchitis, and every aged, weak;, or convalescent per 1 who needs a healing, itrengtb creating and blood making tonio would try Vlnol on our guarantee to return the purchane money if it fail." Charle Roger, DroggUt Chapped Bands. Vsh your bands with warm water, dry with a towel and apply Chamber- lain'a Salve just before going to bed, and a apeedy cure la certain. Thia salve 1 also unequalled for akin dia ease. For aale by Frank ITaxt and leading druggiita. Joneph II. Choate tll u that we are working too hard and 00 fst and doing too much. rmibly, but we "need the money A Qaealloa f Obllfatlaa. "Are yon going to betray the people after they put yon into officer ' "My dear air," answered Senator Sorghum, "you misapprehend. Tbe people did not put me Into offlee. And ahall I go back on th men who dldr Washington Star. , Hi U-high Valley railroad now re fune to employ clgarett amoker. ' Not a cent wanted, unl-aa you ere cured. If you are atck and ailing, take HoIUUr'i Rocky Mountain te. A great blesning to Ute human family. 'Make you well keeps you welL. . 3d omta Tea or Tablet. Sold by Frank Hart REPORT OF THE COTrTION OF THE istoriallataH At Antorla, in the State of Oregon, at tbe clone of bmtinena, November 9, 1905. RESOURCES. Loan and discount ........ $29834.02 Overdraft, secured and un secured ...... B.194.M U. 8. Bonds to secure elrcula- ' tion 12J5OO.O0 Premium on U. S. Bond ... 700.00 Bond, tecuritie, eto 48,997.98 Banking house, furniture and fixtures ... ...... Other real estate owned . . . Due from National Banka (not reserve agents) .. Due from State Banka and . Banker Due from approved reserve atenU 133.740.40 Checks and other cash items. . 3,450.77 Note of other National Bank ...... ... ... Fractional paper currency, nickels, and cent Lawful money reserve in bank - via: Specie .. .. .... $61,488.80 Legal-tender note 1 .526.00 Redemption fund with V. . " Treasurer (5 per cent of cir- , culation " 4.4S513 29,375.00 13,943.49 8,347.17 800.00 1,417.71 83,012.50 625.00 .$624,033.84 Mavkiaar Matter Wars. Golfer I beg pardon, but bare yon noticed a golf ball com over heref Total LIABILITIES. OtpiUl stock paid in 9 50,000.00 Surplu fund ... .'. 10,000.00 Undivided profits, less ex- pes and taxes paid ... 36,835.59 National Bank notes out- .landing ,700.00 Individual deposit subject to cherk ....1265,749.65 Demand eertiflcatea of de osit ......$ 35,018.30 Time eertiflcatea of de- po.it 217,632.30 61898.25 ToUl ....4624,933.84 State of Oregon, County of Clatsop, X, J. R TDgfrlns. cashier of tbe $.hcm- j named bank, do eokmnty swear that the a hor statement la ,tni to' the beat of my knowledge 4nd belief. " - ? , . f j. e. rnGGixs. ; , : : j .... Caahier. Subscribed and aworn to before m this 17lh day of November, 1905. , . , E. Z. FERGUSON, 1 . Notary Public. (Seal) ; . Corrct-Attstt ,-' GEO. n. GEORGE, GEORGE W. WARREN, L. MANSUR," ' " ' ; - Directors. REJ ORT OF THE CONDITION 0 THE Firs Ban At Astoria, In tbe BtaU of Oregon, at tbe do of business, November 9, 1905, RESOURCFA ' ' TxMin and dUerjuaU ......,.$319,730.05 Overdrafts, aecurcd an. ua- ' eenred 1.144J4 U. 8. Bond to secure cicula. tloti f sm m Bond, aeeurities. sU .. : 11Xa no Other real tat owned.... 0)00 00 Uuetrom National banka (not reserve airenUl 15.73331 Due from State Banka and Banker . ttt.11 Ml Due from approved reserve airenta ... ... 210.401.48 Check and other caH items 493.38 .Votes . of, other National ' . Banks 405.00 Nickel and rents ... en Ml Lawful money reserve In bank vus Specie .. ,.. ......$135,500 Legal-tender note ... 155 133,635.00 Redemption fund with U. S. . ireasurer to per cent circu lation , Q25 00 APainlcss Cure of CuraUlo Fain Never resign yourself to suffer, pain. Women's pains are curable. They are the sign of dangerous conditions of the female oreans. which sHauM Ka U prompU'y attended to or dangerous results will follow. , TAKE O O Total ,......$85265.74 LIABILITIES. CapiUl atock paid in .... COiOOO 00 Surplus fund 60,000 00 irndivuied pronta, les ex pea- t e end taxe paid ... ... 41,944.30 National Bank note out- SUnding 12,500 00 Individual deposit subject ' to check .. . .$530,068.33 Demand certificates of de posit 167,406.11 . Certified checks ' 147.00 60821.44 ToUl ... .....$85265.74 State of Oregon, County of Clatsopjst I, 8. 8. Gordo cashier of the above- named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement I true to tbe beet of my knowledge and belief. 8. 8. GORDON, Caahier. Subscribed and aworn to before ma this 15th day of November, 1905. U. A. UJULIIXiE Notary Public Correct Attest: w. f. McGregor, O. C. FLAVEL, JACOB KAMlf, Directors. ConatJpatloa. Health la absolutely Impossible, if constipation be present. Many serious case of liver and kidney complaint save aprung from neglected constipation. Such a deplorable eoadition is nnseoe ssry. There b a eure for it Herbine wfll speedily remedy matter. C A. Lindsay, P. XL, Bronaon, Fla. write, Feb. 12. 1802: Having need Herbine, find it a fine medicine for constipa tion. Sold by Prank Hart mm 1 ;i -1 1 1 r j, 1 Ml; IT COMES TO IOllkm ItilEF whenever aha aufferj from any of voman'i biting and weakening palnjt It not only compels the pains to stop, but it foltovs up and drive out tha cause of the palna, vhlch preTeEls them from coming back. It makes you wel TrylL Sold everywhere ia $1X0 botflea . , t.; . , - .. WHT1 TJS A IXTTZt "WITHOUT A PAIS," tTeery and frankly, In strictest confld- write Mary Shdton, of Poplar enc. telling ns sll your synptosM and ' Blufl, Mo.. ' I c-n do my housework, traibl. 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