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THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTOHIA, , OREGON. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER J, 1905. - IN A LIGHTER TIB. rifirn Will Sat Lie. Bmlta Short bat owed nit 100 for fre years. . Jones Welt, the longer be own it to pan tha better off 700 are. . Smith How do you figure that out? ' Joaes As It now standi It amounts to a dollar a month.. In ten yean It will be only 90 centa a month. In twen ty years 25 rents a month anl so en Sown the line. Chicago News, ODD CELEBRATIONS. Dlaarr 1 Which Oalr Jtll4 Folk Ar lavttret. Among the fxivntrleitles of human nature the cvlt'lirating of queer anni versaries Is rierhaps as little noticed as any. Almost everybody makes merry ever au anniversary of some sort, and many of theui are anniversaries that would seem to call for anything rather than merriment . A caustic sense of humor prompted a Chicago man to give on the anniver sary of his mother-in-law's death a dinner at a fasklouanle restaurant to which were Invited such of his friends is he considered were galled by the yoke under which he formerly groan ed. For a time he kept this celebra tion secret, but on Its coming to the ears of bin wife through the treachery of one of his guests that lady prompt ly Imposed an Indignant veto. Those dinners were stopped suddenly and ef fectually. Far otherwise the spirit that sug gests the convivial gathering held by a worthy tradesman In Boston on May 22 of every year. On that day many years sines be met with a severe acci dent, which, though It crippled him for life, waa the means of introducing film to the life's partner who baa proved for yVars as devoted a wife as for weeks sb was a nurse. Another instance of the commemora tion of the date of an accident la at forded by a lawyer who, having In his youth failed among bad ways and companions, was only rescued there from by being flung from a wagoa and sustaining a broken leg and con erosion of the brain. During the long convalescent that followed the great ness of his errors dawned upon hint, so that on his complete recovery he commenced a new, life. On the anni versary of his 'spill be always ente talns such relatives who care to accept the Invitation. To celebrate the loss of a small for tune that he bad Inherit 1 from his father a certain merchant holds an nually high festival Deprived of that fatal competence so lnduclve to sloth, he found himself while still a youth thrown upon his own resources. These did not fall him, and now, Instead of leading an Idle and selfish life on 11m ited means, as but for bis loss be would be doing, be finds himself among me most opulent and respected dtl an of his native town. Many years back a Brooklyn lady was thrown over by a man to whom he was engaged who subsequently Ei to ana and other evil courses that Jly -landed him In Jail. To nark sense of gratitude for her provi dential escape she on the anniversary ef the day when she first learned that be bad broken troth gives a dinner to which only those she knows have been Jilted are eligible as guests. "The happiest and proudest day of my life was that on which I first wore a tall coat," used to declare a substantial down east merchant, "and I always keep up the anniversary by asking a lot of boys sartorlally In the transition state to a Jolly good dinner, to be followed by an equally Jolly good evening. June 80 Is a red letter day among my young friends at least, I do my best to make It sc." New Tork Ilerald. The Marechal Kiel Rose. There Is a pretty little history In con nectlou with the naming of the fanh lonable Marechal Niel rose, which, as generally known, lsmamed after th famous general of the Franco-Austrian war. "When Nlel was returning from the scene of his victories In wur," writes on eminent florist, "one of the peasant women along the line of march presented liitu with a beautiful UKkel of yellow roses. One of these flower still bad its roots clinging to It, and oi bis arrival In Paris Mel planted th. flower In his garden. The rose thrived and finally grew to a bush covered wlta blossoms. The general then nre anted the ulant as a sift to Euinreaa Eugenie. She was delighted with the beauty and frugrance of the flower and, on learning that the rose had no name, said significantly: Then I will give It one. I christen It the Marechal Mel,' and at the same time she le stowed upon the amazed general the Jeweled emblem that betokened hi promotion to the exalted office of mar shal of France." ' Sealllrr'e Bereave, When Schiller wa. a loy at school be was tormented hy a SwIhs tutor named Kupllg, who came from the Grlsons can ton. Years later, when the poet wrote "Tie-Robbers,, h revenged blmseli on Kupllg and the (Jrlsoiw by Intro dudng this little speech: 'To be s scamp you must have genius. More over, a special climate Is needed for the growth of soauii, and to pron this I recommend you to visit the (Irl sons canton. It Is the veritable Allien of modern rascality." In the Inter edi Hons of The Robbers" this .quaint bit of spleen, does not appear., Ir 4 xui gested lust Schiller was not moved to expunge It by any remorseful feeling but by a Very forcible pro?et from tu residents of the abused canton again" this calumny. Small Ads. on this page iarc. read by those who know their value. Try them They will be of value to you. wwwww wwww 1ZLHIL A furnished houoe, rooms or store. Make your wants known to the readers of this paper. If you want a tenant for a house, some reader inay be the desired party. Obtained by Advertising in the Want Columns of the Morning Astorian. DAILY 7.000 READERS HELP WANTED. WANTED SAW MILL TALLYMAN for mill, and also for tallying cargo; man familiar with grading. Wetport Lumber Company, Westport. Or. ItOCKMKN WANTED AT BUNKER bill quarry. Take boat to Stella, Washington. WANTED ENERGETIC, TRISTWOR- thy man or woman to work in Ore gon, reprinting large manufacturing company, balary fju to w per uioutn, paid weekly; expenses advanced. Ad- dits with stamp J. 1L Moore, Astoria Oregon. LEARN TELEGRAPHY AND R. R. Accounting. $50 to $500 a month sal ary assured our graduates under bond. Our six schools the largest in America tnd endorsed by all Railroads. Write for catalogue. MORSE SCHOOL OF TELEGRAPHY, Cincinnati, O., Buffalo, N. Y, Atlanta, Ga., La Crosse, Wis Tex arkasa, Tex San Francisco, Cai GIRL WANTED FOR H0USFAV0RK Up-to-Date photo studio, 173 Tenth street MUSIC TEACHER. MISS TAWNEY B. 11, PIANO, IIAR mony. History, Studio at 562 Com mercial street Phone 2140 Black. FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. FOR SALE CHEAP-HORSE, BUQ gy and harness. Inquire Astoriaa of fice. FOR R15T FTJRXISHED ROOMS. FOR RENT-FOUR UNFURNISHED rooms for housekeeping. Man and wife preferred. Cheap rent to right parties 1661 Thirty-fourth street. FOR RENT THREE FURNISHED rooms for light houe keeping. No hidren. Enquire 472 Commercial street. FOR E EXT HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS 127, 7th street. GARDENING. POTTED PLANTS AND FLOWERS for sale Eiperienedc gardening and ob work of all kinds done on short notif-e AddfCS orders to X. C. Care Astorian Office. STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING. THE ANNUAL MEETING OF TnE Stockholders of the Atoria Real Es fat Association will be held at the Oc cident Hotel on Friday November 10th at 2 oVISCk p. in. C. S. Wrijj'it, Presi dent. CALL FOR WARRANTS. Notice is hereby given to all parties holding Clatsop County warrants, en dorsed prior to September 12Ui, 1904. and warrants number 8918, 8917, 8918, 8919, 8920, 8921, 8922, 8923, 8924, 8925, 8926, 8927, 8928, 8929, 8930, 8931, 8932, 8933, 8934, and 9054, to present the same to the County Treasurer at his offiee, 590-592 Commercial street, fot payment. Interest ceaes after this date. Dated at Astoria, Oregon, this 26th day of October, 1905. (Signed.) CIIAS. A. HEILBORN County Treasurer. TAILORING. E. .MARTINSON s Fine merchant tailoring, Room S, over Cooper's store, K. of P. Building, As toria. LOST AND FOUND. LOST-A RIDINO WHIP WITH RED ribbon on handle finder please return ame to Astorian office. LOST A CHILD'S GOLD CHAIN ON Commercial, near Oregon Cleveland Bakery Finder will receive reward if returned to bakery. i: r i 1 1 i Free With Small Ads If -;vV " PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUBOEON Acting Aaslatant Bargeoo 0.8. Marine Hoepltal Berrlce. dfBos hours: 10 to II a.m. 1 to 4:11 p.m 477 Commercial Street fnd Floor. DR. J. P. GORAY, SpedaUst EYE, EAR, IfOSE AND THROAT sos Orefoniaa BnilSint. P0KTLAND .... OREGON 0STE0PATHIST8, Dr. Rhode C. Hleas. Dr. J. s Snyder OSTEOPATHS. Office ManseU Bid. Ptooe Black SOIS I7S Commerclat St, Astoria, Ore. BUSINESS DIRECTORY FURNITURE. ROBINSON & II1LDEBRAND Goodman Bldg. 688 Commercial 8t FURNITURE, Carpets, Bedding Stoves, Mstting, Window 8hadss, ' LINOLEUM, Etc BROKERAGE. C. J. TKEXCIIAKI) Rest Estate, Insurancs, Commissior and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Ninth 8treet, Next te Justice Office. ASTORIA, OREGON. LAUNDRIE8. The Troy Laundry The only white labor laundry In the city. Does the best work at reasonable prices and is in every wsy worthy ef your patronage. 10th and DUANE Ste, Phone 1ML RESTAURANTS. FIRST-CLASS MEAL for 15c; nice cake, coffee; -pie, or doughnuts, 5c, at (J. S. Restaur ant 431 Bond 5L "BEST 15 CENT MEAL' You can always find the best 15-ccnt meal in the city at the Rising Sun Restaurant 612 Commercial St Ski lETifili!1 By Special Arrangement with Wadhams & Kerr Bros. THK ASTORIAN has secured a large quantity of their ' FAMOUS ECONOMY FRUIT JARS One of which, together with a Booklet of Recipes, will be given with each 25-cent or higher want ad. inserted in either The Daily or The Sunday Astorian. What Mr Fred Dream baa to say about the ECONOstr MR I Kerr Glaae Manufaetarlai Company. Portland, Op-grin. tienm-men: Kenirrlnir mi Keforrlns hi the ay thai we here Dwn arlllnf them i arlllni The flrvt year e order rrwl there) year our order ealla for twenty WeMlfre that with urn a irw btcatiae (he uallty of the Jar Par having a wide mouth, Uurrfun The covet le aa Military a other jar an marie of slue, which iruii ana yrfteiaoiea. Theawolule rrrtalnty of every Jar lor eannltiK piirpaam. We kcxix-uk a great Allure (ur Uir KCU.NUM Y J AH. a are very truly your, lyyoura, ASTORIAN SMALL ADS Are "Kcononiy" in " Renting Rooms, Selling Property, Finding Lost Articles, etc. the rate is one cent a word each insertion. Advertisements must be delivered in our office and paid for in advance. MEAT MARKETS. Central Aleat Market G. W. Morten A Jae. Fuhrman, Prop's. CHOICEST FRESH AND SALT MEATSPROMPT DELIVERY. 642 Commercial St Pheno Main 121 DAWSON'S MEAT MARKET J. C Dawson, Prop. CHOICE FRESH AND CUBED MEATS Direct from the ranch at the lowrst prices. A complete lins of vegetables always on hand. 41H Bond street. MILK DEALERS. Uilk must be fresh and pure That old and young may enjoy lt Few know that it even may prove a cure For weakness which is so annoying. Ws Handle only Pare Milk fresh from Healthy Cows. Morning or night delivery. THE SLOOP-JEPFERS CO, 10th and Duane streets. SEASIDE DIRECTORY. WINES AND LIQUORS. THE GEM An up to-date resort for Gentlemen. Choice Wines, Liiiiurt and Cigars. Give us a call and we'll do the rent. 0. E. HUNTER, Prop, Seaside, Ore. WOOD YARDS. WOOD! WOOD! WCOD! Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood at lowest prices. Kelly, the Uantfer man. 'Phone si as Main, Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera house. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. BALL, DENTIST. 524 Commercial St Astoria Oreson. Dr. VAUGHAN, - Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria, Oregon. Dr. W. O. LOGAN ' DENTI81 (78 Commercial 6t Bbanaban Building DR. C. W. BARR, Dentist, Mansell Building Telephone Bed 2001 Astoria, Oregon p u Situations Wanted Advertisements Inserted Twice Without Charge. 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