THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON. MONDAY, OCTOBER I, 1903. THE MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1873. Published Daily t7 THE J. S. DELLI5GER tOMPAICY. SUBSCRIPTION SATES. fy mail, per yer By mail, per month -W By carrier, per month .75 WEEKLY ASTORIAN. By mail, per year, in advance.. $1.00 Entered m nfond-clui matter June S. 1906, at tli poUfflee ml Astoria. Orj. oo, under the act of Contrwa of March t, 1S7J. ay Orfora for the deliwui of Tai MoajT iMMioauji to either reaideeo or pUcj of hurfnMa mt ba Mute by postal card or throiurb trie hone. Any tru)arity to o uWry should ba landktriy reported to tba office of publication. x TELEPHONE MAIN 66t. A SENSIBLE WAY. The manner in whkh Norway and Sweden went about settling their trou ble i worthy of international noti. Tlie two nation, for a term of year bound together in a union, have derided to sever their tie and remain independ ent, and thi without flying at one an other's throat or trying to swallow up each other. The example i one which really show substantial progress of modern civilization and of idea whk-h a hundred year ago would have been regarded by tlie great ruler of the world a weak and stupid. It would be intereoting to know what George III. of England, or Xajtoleon, of even Bismarck, would have said were such a policy re3ited to either of tfin. It i uoubtf ul . even if in the day before tlie war of the rebellion the statesmen of tins country would have seen any wisdom in it. The conditions, of course, are not identically those which ex isted between the north and the soutJi in 18C1, but there are element in the controversy between the two countries which with little difficulty might have produced a war disastrous to both. With the troubles that Russia has, it shows cool wisdom on the part of the delegate of the two peninsular coun tries in conference at Karlstad that t..ey could avoid a conflict at arms and, while separating, maintain a strength that may be valuable to both against other trouble which appear to be forc ing themselves to the surface in nearly every country of Europe and which in volve the form of government and eco nomic conditions. INSURANCE COMPANIES NEEDED. The Cleveland Leader aptly declares that "condemnation of misconduct on the part of high official of great life insurance companies must not be per mitted to extend to tlie principle of in surance." Life insurance companies, both fraternal and old line, have long been considered a necesary adjunct to the business world. They have dis bursed money, in a multitude of in stance where it ha enabled those de pendent on the insured to maintain a comfortable existence. To many peo ple, such companies have been a bles sing, for the money thus invested would have been spent, and those who had needed the protection would have been without it The present scandals are the natural outcome of "dollar worship," the greed for gold that ha been one of the greatest curse of modern civilization. Out of it all, however, will come, it can safely be predicted, an ideal condition of af fairs in which the "square deal" will be the predominating factor. ' A new York man sold hi wife for 15000. Of course if that establishes a price married men a a whole are richer than tliey supposed they were. Twenty two murder were committed in Chicago during tlie month of Au gust Perhaps there were one or two in London during the same time. Tbi world would be an ideal place to pas an existence if we were only all paid what we think we are worth and then actually earned the money. The new quarrel between Venezuela and France ha so far resulted in less damage to the participants than an or dinary American prize fight. Taul Morton report that the Equit able' restaurant in Xew York City is a money maker. Policy holder visiting Cotham might appeal to Paul for meal ticket at reduced rate. lb is gravely announced at the navy department that an additional supply ot water is needed at Vet Point. There are other army posts where an addi tional consumption of water would prove beneficial. William T. Eby, Detroit, Michigan, holds the world's record for number of brick laid in one day, 8000. He lay an average of 5000 brick per day ..and work o fast that he i able to command $1 an hour for hi service. A firm of Baltimore architect., ha drawn plan for a building without any wood in it construction. It will be sis stories in height, the entire structure to be of reenforeed concrete and ateel. evn the doors, window sashes and door jamb will be of metal A curious find was made in a Boston insurance office the other day. It waa a policy issued by the company just before the civil war on a coastwise car- (jo of negro slaves. Ani the company, then, a now, had it headquarter in New England, the stronghold of abolition. In Abilene, Kas., the doctor came very nearly making a mistake. When they found that their patient had no money the changed the diagnosis from appendicitis, which involved an expensive operation, and instead they gave the patient three pills. The pa tient i now at work. . There are no national holidays. All holidays are such by virtue of state law. The president's proclamation of Thanksgiving day, for instance, has force and effect only in the District of Columbia and in the territories. It ob servance in any state i by virtue of state regulation proclaimed by the governor. The amount of whisky now stored in the Louisville district is 5.821,108 gal lons, and the Kentucky State Journal ay: "A every gallon contain twen ty drinks, we have a total of over 1,000,- 000,000 drink in this one district." Twenty drinks to the gallon? We can't swallow that. The story we mean. HOTEL ARRIVALS. The Occident W. E. Bender, Everett. F. S. McCuIlough, Portland. Feral Meyer, Portland. Chas. Morgan and children, Caribalde. Mr, Cora Carey, Tillamook. Annie Weaming, Holwonville. Ceo. A. Buchler, Ritzville. , M. L. Whiley, Stevensville. Anna Wholey, Stevensville. Mary A. Wholey, Stevensville. C. C. A. Marks, Stevensville. M. R. Marks, Stevensville, Mont. Clias. Evans, Kermis M. A. Evans, Kermis. F. B. Elberson, Los Angeles. A. D. Austin, Everett J. W. McOowan, Miiowan. II. L. Ounther, McCiowan. Jack Wilson, Ilwaco. F. L. Warren, Warenton. A. A. Wolgt, San Francisco. Geo. L. 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