im MORNING ASTORIAN, AbTOItlA, PRE.!
TUESDAY, AUGUST tj, 1903.
THE MORNING ASTORIAJi
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UBtCRimON RATE.
By nail, per year 17 00
j$j nail, per month 60
By canritr, per month 75
WEEKLY
' iy BtaU, par year,
ASTORIAN.
la advance ..II ft
BTOrdHs f er the itttnmg of Tsi Noun
aaioaux to rtUw rakwra or plao of hmmm
Mj be Biad by postal card nr throarh tfc
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. TmvH'-'-'j rcporud to tlx fnV of pubUcauoe
Tlphon Main ML
Mile. Sarah Bernhardt'! Pari house
exmplifiea hrt- extravagant in every
way. Her bedroom ia hung in purple
embroidered with the golden flower of
Kronce, the wiling ia painted and. the
window- are draped with wonderful
white lace curtain worked with pea
rook plume. ., - . ...;..
The expression "among the god and
-gallery gods" i aaid to haw originated
from the fact that the ceiling of Drury
Una theatre, London, was formerly
painted ia imitation of a blue ky and
fleecy clouds, among which a great num
ber of Cupid were disporting them
elte. -
Thilately, or the collection of postage
stamps, is on of the queerest and most
unaccountable, a well as the most ex
pensive, fads in the whole list of hu-"
man foibles. " The Philadelphia Ledger
' tells a story to the following effect,
which well illustrates that fact. A lady
in Georgetown, attending divine service,
put into the contribution box an old
envelope bearing two foreign postage
stamps, which she found among her
papers. They were "penny" stamps
(equal to two cents, United States cur
rency) of British Guiana, issued in
1850. The. incumbent, Canon Josa, sold,
the envelope, 'with two stamp on it.
at auction, and it realized f 1,000. The
following year the same two stamps
cluuiged hands at $3250. The new pur
chaser sold them for $3,000 to a German
dealer, who sold thttn to a Russian
nobleman for $3,000. It would be in
teresting to know iMheJady knew the
value of her contribution, or was ju-t
taking a chance. Rare stamps seem to
cost as much as rare porcelain, which is
really of some use.
The new , sugar plant from South
America which ha been named eupa
torium, rebandium, i pronounced by
Pertoni, the German chemist, to be of
great industrial value. It grow eight
or ten inches high, and i found to con
tain from twenty to thirty times as
much saccharin matter as sugar can
or the beet '
DAYS OF DIZZINESS.
Mis Eleanor J. Omphaline of Syr
cuse, X. Y., has recovered by judical pro
ces $3.1 and cost from the young
man who kissed her without her consent.
The amount of which she sued wan
$500, but the judge cut down the realiia;
tion of her demands over 90 per cent.
These cases in court to recover damag
es for a kiss are becoming more fre
quent. As a matter of public policy
is is probably better, on the whole, to
discourage them. Every day of the year
hundreds of thousands of girls are
kissed. The majority of them make
more or less protestation. Tbje girl
who frankly asks a man to kiss her is
a rarity. If every, girl-who is kissed
without her consent having previously
been obtained wer4 to bring suit the oc
currences of one day would block tlie
calendars of every court for years.
Feminine intuition is usually a suf
ficient defVnse-if the girF is unwilling
to be kissed by that particular man.
She can discern his meditated intentions
Jong before he acts, unless the kiss is
one of those spontaneous liappeninL'S
resulting from her own provocation.
There can be no kissing without an op
portunity, and there can be no suitable
opportunity without the proximity of
the girl and the man and the absence of
obvious spectators.
When aa girl sits in the corner of a
deserted hotel piazza with a young man
and watcheg the moonlight on the rip
pling waves, or when she goes buggy
riding in the evening, or strolls away in
the wood in the afternoon, or joins in
creating a suitable opportunity, it might
be that the court could hold that she
was more entitled to a verdict if the
young man refused to try to take ad
vantage of his opportunity than if he
did the kissing so crudely and dumy
that the girl bad a natural resentment-
Come to Hundred of Astoria People.
There are day of diuiness,
Spells of heaVche, sideache, back
ache, Sometime rheumatic pains, 5
Often urinary disorders.
AU -tell you plainly the kidney are
sick.
Doan'a Kidney Piils cure all kidney
ills.
J. Carson, employed at the Portland
Lumber company, foot of Lincoln street,
who resides at 3t6 First street, Port
land, Ore.,' saysi "I was feeling mis
erable with a depressing lameness around
the small of my back all lust summer.
At first I did not pay much attention
to it, but it continued to grow worse
and finally became so bad that I
though. I would have to lay off work.
To bend or move quickly caused severe
twinges. I was often attacked with
dizzy spells, specks appeared before my
eyes and I had no ambition or energy.
In the njiorning I aroe as tired as when
I went to bed. In fact, I had all the
symptoms of a very severe case of kid-1
ney trouble. When I was suffering the I
worst I read about I)oan s Kidney Tills
and procured a box. 1 soon noticed an
improvement in my condition, and the
pain and aching across my back soon
disappeared. About six wes ago I
was laid np with a siege of the grip for
two weeks. Symptoms of kidney com
plaint made their appearance again ami
I resorted to Down's Kidnev Pills a
second time. They just as thoroughly I
freed me of the trouble as in the former I
case. 1 cannot express what a change 1
t .. i,.-,. ; ... T f.,t !
like a different person."
Plenty more proof like this from As
toria people. Call at Chas. Rogers' drng
store and ask what his customers re-
Sport.
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, X.
V., side agents for the United States.
Itememher the "halrte-Doan's and
take no other.
Public Is Aroused.
The public is aroused to a knowledge
of the curative merit of that great med
icinal tonic, Electric Bitter, for sick
stomach, liver and kidneys. Mary H.
Walters, of 546 St. Clair ave., Columbia,
0., writes: "For several months, I was
given up to die. I had fever and ague,
my nerve were wrecked; I could not
sleep, and my stomach was so weak,
from useless doctors' drugs, that I could
not eat. Soon after beginning to take
Electric Bitters, I obtained relief, and
in a short time I wa entirely cured."
Guaranteed at Chas. Rogers' drug store.
Price 50c. ' '
ODDS AND ElfNDS.
Jean Jacques Elisee Reclu, the fam
ous geographer, who died recent'; in
Brussels, was a great friend of America,
and his articles during the Civil war
aroused great sympathy in France for
tbe Lincoln administration.
f. The authorities of Wesminster cathed
ral have introduced an Irish terrier into
the cathedral to protect the building
and the treasures it contains from the
gang of London burglars who make a
specialty of churches.
Leonora Bomaldo, wife of a 'farm la
borer at Villaciensco, near Burgos, Spain,
Tecently awoke from a trance which had
lasted 31 years. She rememWs all that
happened when she was
he fell into the trance.
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THE ILLINOIS CENTRAL.
Maintain unexcelled service from the
west to the east and south. Making
close connections wl.h trains of all
girl, before1 transcontinental lines, passenger are
'given their choice of routes to Chicago,
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B. H. TRUMBULL, Commercial Agent
142 Third 8t Portland, Ore.
STATEMENT Of
Astoria Savings
Bank
At the close of business August 10, 1001
RESOURCES..
Loans and dis-. -
count $507,800 70
County warrants 18,130 40
City warrants .. 43,449 82 ftfiOS 08
Real estate ..... . , 14,000
Due from bank 01,016 73 ,
Cash on hand ... . 55,036 00 147,85 73
Total 701,742 63
LIABILITIES.
Capital paid in v. . .$100,000 00 1
Surplu 35.000 00
Undivided profit 14,027 21
Dividend unpaid .......... 120 00
Subject to check$389.704 31
Time certificate. 237,130 12
Demand certifl- 1
cates 14,801 01 041,605 44
Total $701,742 65
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