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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (July 20, 1905)
THE MORNING ASTOR1AN, ASTORIA, ORE.' THURSDAY, JULY 10. 1905. THE MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1873. rublisked Daily by tHE J. 8. OELLINGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By mail, per year I 00 By mail, per month 60 By carrier, per month ............ 75 WEEKLY ASTORIAN. 1 mall per year, in advance ..II 00 a . tVOnlwt for the. iWlwnm of TBI Monsimi Aaroaus to either reatdeoco or place of hwuneaa snf be made by postal card nr throurh tele phone. Any UrriWity tn delirwy should be tanmediatWy reported to the office of publication. Telephone Main 661. union ,-wiBr. Let Us Be Humane. We of the Pacific Coast and especially of Astoria should be thankful for the pphmdid, climate with which we art? blessed. While the people of the Kat dne gunMring prosijiationit, aye; md death from a record-breaking tempera ture, we are living in comfort While Portland has experienced some very hot weather of late, Astoria's temper, aturehas not yet risen to a point where it was uncomfortable. But the little warmth that Portland lias endured is nothing to the awful heat in which the hrjre cities of the East are sweltering. The forecast from the weather bureau engrin or a piece of similar strain. Who ha not heard the splendid strains of that splendid composition! What ec stack's of keenest delight are experiene ed in listening to such music. There, is no more pleasing diversion than walla ins to the notes of one of Tschukowski pieces or to Strauss Pixxicatta or to Wienawski 's Valse de Concert and how caresinjr is the allegro movement of some little caprice? Music has hcM it place in the world since the first his torical scrolls were written. It will hold its place until the end. There is plenty of talent here in Astoria. Music should be encouraged in every way; We should have a band and jive concerts at least once a week. Recitals and even ora tones should lie arranged for. There is no reason why Astoria should not have musical attractions even, better than those offered Portland people. Once the movement is well on its feet, patronage is assured, but the attractions must of fer good music. o NOTHING BUT LIES. Arthur Peterson's Predicament. Sunday General Robert Grant and Ar thur Peterson went on a hunting and fishing expedition. Monday a ' farmer called on District Attorney Harrison Allen to see about a cow that had been shot. Mr. Peterson denies that he shot a cow and produced the court records to show that he had not taken out any hunter's license. One or two boy tes tified that they caught all the trout. consequently Peterson did not catch any at Washington says that no relief will under the legal size. It was proven at materiffize for some littlet time. AI ready the' total of deaths from the heat in the East has passed the hun dred mark; the prostrations will soon number half a thousand. To escape the the investigation that Mr. Peterson rep resented himself to the farmer as t deputy game and fish warden and had planted trout in the stream two years previous and his mission was to ascer- merciless rays of the sun the people of J tain how much the trout had grown New York are sleeping upon roofs, in public parks and even on the pave ments. The police officials are doing everything in their power to alleviate the suffering of the people but their efforts are apparently futile. The am bulances continue to answer calls, the hospitals and morgues are filled with thosel who have succumbed. Anti to make matters worse the city of Brook lyn is threatened with a water fa mineIn Xew York the ice-wagon dri vers threaten to go on a strike. x With out water and without ice, the only relief that may be. obtained from the oppressive heat, what will these suff ering people do? Truly we are a for tunate lot on this Pacific Coast. We experience none of these death dealing fclimatic vngafie here. We are cer tainly in God's country, if such exist. But is it fitting that our mild tempera ture should be flaunted in the faces of the sufferers as though in mockery! Better would it be if messages con veyjng sympathy were dispatched to the cities that are fast losing their citizens. Because people now succumb to this appalling heat does not necessa rily mean that their ends differ from those who die in some horrible catas trophe. Death comes in various ways it is always sorrowful. We are quick to convey our sympathy to a community that suffers a loss through fire, through an explosion "or some oth er calamity. These differ ' from the , preeent calamity in the East only in degree, not in kind. Let us be humane; e should not shout over our good fortune, forgetting that fellow beings are suffering dolorously in some of our sister commonwealths. since they were planted. The farmer placed implicit confidence in Mi. lifter son's statements and permitted him to fish on his land, but he would like pay for the cow. Mr. Allen will render an opinion in the case upon his return from Hillsboro, and if not favorable to Pet erson, Allen will he charged "0 cents a shave in the future. Harrison's Ranch. Hon. Harrison Allen left for Hillsboro Monday evening to prevail upon Judge McBride to excuse him from attendance on court as he has a big vegetable farm near Cannon Beach which requires his immediate attention. Allen avers he knows almost as much about farming as a cat. does about theology and he is a careful student of Luther Burbank's philosophy. Last spring he went down to the ranch taking some radishes he purchased from a Chinaman and a gunny-sack of gar den seeds sent him by Senator Fulton from Washington, under the franking privilege. In order to have early rad ishes he planted those purchased from the Chinaman, tops down, and sewed about an acre in various kinds of seeds, mostly radishes. J. W. Griffin was at the Allen ranch last week and reports that the China radishes have started for China, while the ,seeda planted have grown radishes fully six f"et above ground. He did not know how much underneath. Allen also planted what Fulton rep resented to be .Hubbard squash, but which Griffin says are gourds, similar to Jonah's celebrated gourd. Mr. Allen purchased Burbank's book on gardening but thinks he must have got mixed up with Hoylc, or his dates mixed, conse quently he is very anxious to go to the farm and superintend the harvesting of his vegetables in order to get them on the market as soon as practicable. Chicago Chronicle. 'i 1 Misunderstood. She T told you I was going to paint a political one lt a coy, well-furnish- Now why should they fly over the fence ed, wvll-ventihitul one fur the police 1 so high commission. j And scratch in the fertile land, Mayor Suiprenant took the minority When there' ground all around, member to the Wement and selected And jrood ground to be found, one of the cells, adjoining the otllce of I la what we don't understand. the. chief of police. The majority inem- her. 'Pag and Gordon, will be given! apartments in the attic, which can be used to discipline the police force and where the meetings can be secret. A (,ow porch stair today, and I asked speaking tul will he run from the at- you to go over to our neighbor's and bor tie to the cell for the purpose of keep- r,, some paint. ing Mr. Ford' informed as to the pro- j He-Yes, and I went over and asked eeedings of the commission. ! fr w,nie paint, J She Well, where is it! Just Like Brothera. He Oh, the man over there said lie Yesterday afternoon a gentleman had no paint that would go with your walked into the store of J. X. Law face. Yonker Statesman." whom Jim remembered as having met I some where anil concluded it was his; brother from Richmond, Virginia. He; "0cr of Sveden, Tremble Yu. (A serial epic by the Norsk Nighten gale, wherein is related the prowess of gle for Norway' independence.) introduced him to many of his friends. and last evening escorted him to the w XwrwrJthl tt in M stnlg train, on me way to tut- ucpoi vne conversation drifted into politic and Jim found that his brother was a strong rcaiubticttn, somet'ling unhchrd of tin .,,iil,li.H.n metl.ino unl.e.r.l of in """11 tn .OU Var .1CSC Villus Hk CHAPTFR I. the original Laws family. Notes were blow - X . ,1 1 t M t . . brother was A. T. Laws, the assessor of lumP rKy laiicra mk mines 01 snow, Columbia county, whom Jim met at An (War of Svw,,n- ne "w " 'r'w. the legislature last winter and was not And J'rk ,mt hU vUkm aml M 'lvitp his brother at all. He is perfect pie- D,uo ture of his brother and M. N." will Ijlk vav," vul l,an dating on rocky BENTON'S NEW VALVELESS GASOLINE MARINE ENGINE. Simple and Reliable. Latest Cut. j -CO : Hi! Uii Paris to Ct Out of Order, LuiJWisrlnl Parti. Mors Power with Uts wclfht. I'm Lu Oatollnt. Under Pcrfut Con trol Quiet Exrumit ' Any Speed from 100 to WOO revolution per minute. HORNBuRG IE have a difficult time explaining his mis take to his friends. old Scandinavian IN LIGHTER VEIN Shrewd Hove. Mrs. Fox Great news' George is en gaged to Miss Roxley! Mr. Fox What! Our son engaged to Miss Roxlcv! I must object. Mr. Fox Nonsense! Are you out of your mind! i coast t Comes dis yumplng host, And der woiltra Imn Duelling Ink some j cheap guy , Flush a two-dollar bill in bookmaker' 1 eve. T'ousands of solvers lian join hi hand. From Codfish Fjord ami Iljornjiintp Strand, Tall and husky and sharp sum an axe, lYenuiiie, yolly old lumbervacks; Mr. Fox-Not at alt, but if we don't r,,t.v tttv-ln .;,., a little the Roxley will think we ; R,.U),V ,,, flht vi(,k ,k v k don't amount to much and they'll prob.lAnj ,,uv h ,mt ar nnt ,)((n Sixes 1 to 10 II. IN, Klngl. (') Under. Slr.a3to.0ll.il., lloiihlo t ) Under. KNAPPT0N. WASH. rOL'R CYLINDERS TO ORDER TO loo; HORSE POWER. kick ably call it off.- Times. L'atholic Sutmlurd audi von So .great Ink Olaf of Tttnkiii-on. Oscar of Sveden, tremble yut Look out for di terrible N'orky crew Look out for dese guy vith sword and And clear the track for di Tuiikiiin. Sax feet two in has stocking feet, Many a geezer bun Olaf's meat ( iiide vith ritle mid sword and liM Oh. the seed we waste and the time we Stranger some nmt of dese pugilists; waste Qyicker sum vildcat op in tree And the blisters we get on our hand; Tankinson bun hard nut, by yee! Because of the chickens our neighbor 1 'The Vampires. A fool there was ami he used his hoe, Even as you anl I; And he tried to make hi garden grow, But bis neighbor's hen flew to and fro; And he cried: "My heart is full of woe." Even as you and I. GOOD MUSIC. There is nothing saks more for the standing of a community than an intelligent appreciation of good music not the ephemeral compositions of pop ular song writers i rally good music. Cut His Neck. the. offerings of such j,.n :n Wagner, Tinga-ling. T.istz, Verdi, Rossini or even of the "Hello! 1st that the Astorian!" later-day composers like Uoncavallo 'Yes." and Mascagni. There are some who "Who's that talking?" would rather listen to ragtime than ent. "Mr. Scott." I ins syncopated music is good at times "Well, say, Scott; a man cut his neck but it can not, possibly endure for all at the Tallant-Grant Packing Company time. Jhc most appealing of t'uo popu- so send a reporter down and get the lar coon songs have had their day; such j item. Down from the Nort' var dee vinds skol blow Tankinson coming to look for foe. And he tnl his men, "Now, yust keep cool, ' And ve'll chase Svede fullers to Sunday school. keep; The work is useless and makes us weep, As some of us understand. A fool there was and his dough he spent. Even as you and I; To seed houses all of the dough was sent And the seeds were planted with good , Most of dem got guile y idler streak, intent, ! And ef dwe soak dem gude smu-di on And the chickens all knew what the' beak, sowing meaJit, And show dem rifle and sword and Even as you and I. knife, Dey sko) run luk babies, ay lx-t yure life! Oh. the frightful cost, and the dough Tomorrow morning,' ven breukfusl ban that's lost, j done, And the gardens so gladly planned, Ynst follow yure boss, f). Tankinson. The Astoria Restaurant. If you want a gool, clean meal or if you are in a hurry you should go to tfle Astoria Restaurant This fine restaurant i thoroughly up-tol ilate in every detail. EXCELLENT MEALS. EXCELLENT SERVICE The Astorian 75c a month PRAEL 0 EIGNER TRANSFER CO. Telephont 221. D RATING 0 EXPRESSING IIVERY STABLE All goodi shipped toour care-will reeelTeipemd attention. 709-715 Commercial Street. That the chickens destroy, The rude chickens destroy, And no one man understand. The fool was driven to tear his hair, Even as you and 1 ; ! William To I continued.) V. Kirk in N. Y. American. Forced to Starve. B. F. Leek, of Concord, Ky., says: "For 20 years I suffered agonies, with And he tinted with azure the balmy air, sore on my upper lip, so painful, some For the chickens had taught the man to ! times that I could not eat. After vain "wear, ! ly trying everything else, I cured it with And his life grew heavy with grim dc- j Bucklin's Arnica Salve." It's great for spair, Even as you anl I. j burns, cuts and wounds. At Chas. ers' drug store: only 25 cents. Kog- ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHN FOX, Tres. and 8uyt. F L JJISHOP. Secretary A I,. FOX', Vic Pre. AHTOIUA HAVINGS BANK, Trea. Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEST IMPROVED Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers, ComplcteJCannery Outfits Furnished. CORRESPONOENCe SOLICITED. Fcot of Fourth Street Y T wn 11 ICil V4 ZJ Beer. r, comM.Mtions as William Tell, Semim mede, Faust. Pu'eletto, Beethoven's Ponata Palhetiqiie, and Chopin's Marehe Funcbre will be played for, pern-rations to come. There is soinothfnr about pood muHio that is clevalinp: it instills men with bettor thoughts; it induces them to marvel that a creator should "be h infinite as to conceive such resource a the brain from which emajiatcd the in pirin strain of a Wapnerian master piece or a Iiipuhrions melody written in oiii) of Beethoven's letharpics. ' What olace may be found in music. The pall of death may fall over a house, a parent it pone, the family is prief stricken and yet the strains of a dirge or of a sacred sonp serve preatly to alleviate the suf ferinp. The melancholia of the compo ition fills one with awe nnd how eay it is to fall susceptible to its hypnotic influences. And then the antithesis is found in the wedding march from Loh- "All ripht, just as soon as one comes in. Good-bye." A reported hurried to the scone of the suicide and inquired if some one had cut his throat, savinp that some one had 'phoneil to the Astorian to that ef fect. The gentlemanly clerk informed the reporter that no one had committed suicide at he cannery, but that one of the finhermen had hi net cut and want ed to advertise for the section. Usually on Monday morninp the averape news paper or job foreman oupht to Is? able to ditinpuih the difference between 'neck" and "net." Wants an Office. Margin Foard, the minority menilwr of the Astoria police commission, an nounced to the city hall committee on Monday, while inspect inp the new building, that he desired an office not IIP 1W liillllri CAUSE ONE-THIRD OF THE TOTAL DEATHS. When the Kidneys fail to perform their functions properly by not straining out the poison ous waste matter from the blood as it passes through them, the poisons are carried by the circulation to every part of the body, deranging the different organs. 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