SUNDAY, JUNE it 1903 THK MORNING ASTOIUAN ASTORIA OKKGON. 4 PASS Nb n UNu SEASIDE WATER SYSTEM. Increased Demand Necessitates an In , creased Supply. A. K. Miller was up from Seaside yes terday looking (or men to go down and work on the extension of the water sys tem. The increased demand for water, wiag to the fast increasing population, has necessitated an increased supply and the town authorities have decided to tap another creek about a mile south the present reservoir. The water is pure mountain water and. the system will be a paying investment. the time the system was being eon structcd, there was considerable objec tion to it, on account of the cost, and the ideas that prevailed among the few that it was an unnecessary expense, and those who were instrumental in secur ing and build ing the system were round ly abused. But now that it has proven one of the greatest blessings and one of the best investment to Seaside, it is being appreciated and credit is given to those who were instrumental in having it constructed. It has done more to ad vertise and build up Seaside than any other one thing and is now reoegnixed aa an absolute necessity. ASTORIA SOCIETY. and son. l.lovd. hae returned from at tending the Lewis and Clark fair it Portland. Miss Floret U F.lmore has return from visiting friends in San Francisco Mrs. Phoebe Binney, of Berkley lal. came up on the steamer Thursday U visit Mis Grace Stokes. Mr. edorg Malar and Miss I-aun; Seafeldt will be married tomorrow after noon at the residence of Mr. Seafeldt. in East Astoria. The ladies of the Methodist ,hvh spent a delightful afternoon with Mrs P. Shiatad on Tuesday afternoon. Rose wereused for decoration of the rooms of her home and delicious refreshments were served. James W. Welch returned from Port land on last evening's train. Mrs. Frank Brink, daughter of Mrs E. C. Holdcn. arrived from Satt Fran cisco and will spend a few week with her parent. She is accompanied lj Miss Maud Spedden. formerly of this citv, but who has not been in Astoria for eleven years. Miss Spedden will 1 a guest of Mrs. Holden. Some of the Society Events of the Fast Week In Astoria. Mrs. F. D. Kuettner spent yesterday iu Portland. Mrs. Swepon Morton went to Tort land yesterday. Mrs. Olg-i Hoilborn lias returned from Portland where she visited with rela tives. Mrs. Preston Raines and baby boy. of Oakland, are in the city to visit Mrs. Raines' relatives. Mrs. AV. E. Broadwater has returned from an extensive visit with relatives in California. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Strumeyer have returned from Alaska. The members of the Friday afternoon club spent a pleasant afternoon with Mrs. Herman Prael Friday Mrs. Grimm will entertain the ladies of the Methodist church and their friends with an afternoon tea on Tuesday. A good musical program is being prepared for the event. ' A reception for the new officers of the Woman's Club will be given on Wednes nay ' afternoon by Mrs. Samuel Elmore. Mr. and Mrs. Brenham Van Dusen Card of Thanks. The undersigned desire to return their heart felt and sincere thanks to the many kind friends and neighbor for I their assistance and words of comfort 'during our recent bereavement in the Moss of our daughter. Mis Anna Sen ; borg. and our friend Mr. Robert Broom. ' and assure them that their kind niin istration and evidetuvs of friend-hip will never 1-e forgotten. We desire also , to thank Katata Council. IVgree of Po 'cahoiitas. for their assistance, attesting ; their devotion to their devoted si-ter. eW miss hee fro niour home. Anna, We miss thee from thy place. A shadow o'er our life is cast. We miss thee from our home. Anna, We miss thy kind and willing hand, Thy fond and earnest care. Our home is dark without Anna; We miss thee everywhere, z To Robert Thy gentle voice now is hushed, Thy warm, true heart is still. And on thy young and innocent brow Is resting death's cold chill. Thy hands are clasped upon thy breast We have kissed thy lovely brow, And in our aching hearts we know We have no Robert now. MRS. ANNA SEABORG. MRS. M. OLSEN. A Anecdotes and Incidents Gathered from Commercial Travelers. SfceFOARD STOKES CO. lHohalrs tll First Place" IMd Those dainty, practical, d"st-shedding fabrics so popular this season are just as much in demand as ever. So great has been their popularity that merchants all over the country have been unable to meet the demand they have created. We predicted early in the Spring that such would be the case and governed our buying accordingly. The result is that we now have the Grandest Assortment of New Mohairs This City Has Ever Seen And we would like to have every lady in Astoria visit our Dry Goods Department this week and see them. It will do your heart good. Prices range from 49c to $1.50 per yard. Patterns that will suit you. The Foard & Stokes Go. Astoria's Greatest Store. Where New Thing's Are First Introduced. FULL OF GOOD STORIES That is Seen and Heard in th Hotel Corridors and Public Placet Whert Jolly Men Congregate to Relate Per tonal Experiences in all Walks of Lift J Books eonld be written on the bright side of life in Astoria if one had the tinir to devote to the yam spinning brigade known as the commercial traveler. Here are a few samples heard in Astoria the past week: A young drummer who always take in all the dance and buvs loe cream after the ball in over believes that our teachers could not help human kind more than by anchoring the following truth in the minds of the little maiden sohol lar: IVincing too much makes a girl's fvt large; too mucn iv croam prmluce freckles likewise holes in a man' povkct book: hanging on the front gate brinr on consumption and neighIor' iigut: chewing gum distort the mouth into a shape resembling a bung hole; too much playing on the piano destroys the shape of the hand and the peace of a suffering community: washing the dishes causes chap to propose A. X. Smith tells the following ease of a miner in Idaho who had been re ported dead in a number of the Idaho papers: It would appear that the miner had a keen sense of humor, for in reference of an obituary of himself which appeared in a Boise City paper the alleged dead man addressed the editor with a view of correcting certain misatatementa in the said obituary. "My dear sir," wrote he. relative to the obituary of myself ap pearing in the issue of the 22nd ult.. I beg leave to call your attention to sev eral errors therein. In the first place. was born in Massachusetts, not In Rhode Island, secondly, my retirement from the liquor businens in 1809 was not due to ill health, but to the fact that I was unable to secure a renewal of my license, and thirdly, the cause of my death was not heart disease." Another popular drummer gives the following as an essay of a Portland girl on King Henry, the eighth. "King Henry 8, was the greatest wid ower that ever lived. He was born in Anna Domino in the year 10M. He had 510 wives, besides children. The 1st beheaded, the 2nd revoked. She never smiled again. Hut she said the word 'C'alasis' would lie found on her heart after death. The greaUst man in this reign was Sir Iird Garret Winder. He was sirnamed the boy preacher. He was born at the age of fifteen unmar ried. Henry 8 was succeeded on the throne by his great grand mother, the beautiful and accomplished Mary Queen of Seotts, sometime known a the lily of the Lake, of the Lady of the Last Minstrel." In speaking of the law's delays an other knight of the road says: The state supreme court has affirmed the decision of the four lower courts in the famous Stevens' Smith cow case, which was beguu fifteen years ago, and has cost $2,500 in attorneys' fees and court cost The value of the cow was $30, and t-he has lieen (lead 12 years. Stevens placed the cow in a pasture fif teen years ago. When he was in Cali fornia the owner of the pasture sold it, with his heard, including Stevens' cow to R. M. Smith. When Stevens returned he demanded the cow, offering to pay for her pasturage. Smith refused to give her up and a long legal fight began Stevens says he will carry the case to the federal supreme court if possible. A Portland drummer who endeavours to make Seaside every Sunday submits the following poetical effusion for the Astorian: I only wish and wish that I could fish and fish and fish; I'd like t roam the livelorv' week alotiL' the bunks of Nceanieiim creek down where the laeey ferns float-and fish ami fii-h ami fi-li for trout. 'Tis shameful that on this free soil a man must toil ami toil and toil and sweat and groiin and lmt his mar tingale and moan; grow old and bald be fore his time in following the festive dime. Ah, life would ! a fetive dream if one could strol along Ihc festive stream with rod in hand at early dawn no comrade but a demijohn, (the latter filled with lemonade) to walk there in the leafy shade what higher bliss could mortal wish? Ah, let us go and fish and fish DOLLAR You will save by buying that suit of clothes here. Perhaps you have laid away a twenty spot for a suit, Well, see what others will show you for your twenty,' then look at our line for $17.50. There' no dif ference except two dollars and a half in your favor. VARSITY SACK The accompanying cut shows one of our varsity sacks with a full broad shoul der; body fitting a"d vented seams. A very stylish garment throughout $17.50 a Suit DON'T FAIL ;o inspect our two piece suits in serges and mixtures at $10.00 to $18. OO P. A. Stokes Keeps a Dressy Shop for Dressy Men. fCl VMtn Mm mam mmM Along the Water Front. Yesterday was quiet along the water front there being few arrival or depart ures. The t'nit -d State cruiser Marblehead arrived in at 4 o'clock yesterday and proceed to Portland in charge of pilot Patterson. The uteam schooner Dispatch, with a cargo of lumber, crossed out yesterday morning. The steam schooner Cascades with a cargo of lumber, passed out yesterday, morning. 1ST AR MATlHl.KS.S ACTS Jyg X5he BEEISJHIVE CLEARANCE SALE OF WASH SUITS FIGURED MADRAS AND PERCALE SUITS, SPECIAL 9J CENTS WHITE LAWN SUIT, nicely finished worth $.1.00, Special, the suit, . .I1.75 ' ni NEW POLICY Ladies! Attention! i AT THK i-carn 10 make your own urewes. v iracn you culling, lining aim ue.igning quickly by latent methods. Full court f.Vy .tern included. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. MRS. C. G.WILSON 562 Commercial St l'p Stakrs. 3 cans for 25c Beginning June 12, In Matinee daily at 2:'M) p. m. OTTO FI.KCH TlS TRYOI.KAX yi'lNTKT Knglish and (let man Warbling pecially. THK SCAFrOliD'S COAT Slid IK Hi MIUV Tllr: MISICAL Tllt'ItH The Faiuoiiw Kuropenn Virtuoso That wi-rk is tlx' prj we have set for thUs only "I! the follntting goods: GREY LAWN and other materialf, worth I'l.OO, Sjecial -75 Suits of Figured Sateen, etc., worth $3.00, SPECIAL I-.00 WHITE LINEN SUIT, well finished worm $5.50, SPECIAL $4 00 Tailored Suits NOW 13.30, $5 50, $7 00 and Mo. Worth double the price. Must lie ciosed out; Skirts or jackets sold alone at iut half that price. Suit, Deling special at $.Y50, will Is- brok selling Hjiecialty at will lie brok $2.73, etc, etc. New Arrival of StylishSpeingHats The hut for the ccumoii. Maxine Kl liott, Rolled Hack Sailors and other ithujH's. A nice hat ut a low price See inem. KF.I.I.Y AND DAVIS The (ireatest Commedian in America THK NIMKliS vyM.K AND DIA- MA XT Piirisi.ili Sfngcis and Dancers, LA HAItrt Novelty Contortion Dilrittiun Act AHTHl ll KIAVKI.I. Pictured Mcl.sly, "What The Hand Plays." STAHOSCOPK "Frills How .lone I-o-t His Itoll." Admission 10 een. Hecrvcd Front Hows JO wilts, Matinee 10 cents Any Neat t. Kveiiing, First Show, 7:. 'HI and P. M. First Show at 7:30 sharp. Cream Corn, Pluck Hawk brand, guar aliteedlllst iiality. Itegiilur price 1'V.r a can Ss-cial 3 for JC STRING BEANS, Piatt's brand; packed in Maryland. Itegiilur 10c a can. Special 3 'or 15c PREMIUM BRAND TOMATOES, regu lar loc a can. SPECIAL 3 for ajc MAGIC EARLY JUNE PEAS, none .mi- (s'rior. Regular 10c a can SPECIAL, J for a jc THE GROCER. Ttnth and Commsreial Streets. llrniich Ht Unlontown. J$ X5he m. BEEiSiHrVEI Now is Oxford Time To cur customers who know the character and quality of our goods, the'iiriccs quoted liclow will appeal very strongly. To those who are not our customers we can only say this is a good chance foi you to become acquainted with tis and our goods and save yourself money. Just notice the prices we have made, Women's Tan Oxfords in calf skin, made with welt, new lasts, $:$.f0 and $3.00 Women's Button Oxfords, made with welt, $3.50 Women's Tan Oxfords, blucher cut - $2.00 Oxfords for Children and Young L,adies, the famous Steel Shod line $1.75 to $2.25 Girls and Children's Tan Oxfords in calf and kid, - . - $1.50 and $2.00 Barefcct Sandals cut in new patterns, that will not cause sore toes, Children's, flOc, Misses, $1; Women's $1.35. Wherity, Ralston S Company The Leading Shoe Dealers. N