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I 1 ... FBI DAY, VAY B, 1908. r THE MORNING5ASTORIAN, ASTORIA OREGON. The Western Academy of Music . tlwutlon, Oratory and ,-Dramatl Art f Portland ' ,Orgon, o- & ,- t . X j. - s.1 Prof. Adrian Cpplng Havo oponad a branoh In P. tsrms and tlm. apply to e82 Commorolal Stroott Attorla. Torino tor wfooMr. Epplnf.IJ.50; Mr. ShlelJt, $1.00. Torino for 'Elocution, Oratory and DramaUe Art Mr. Rasmus 1180 par lesson. , . , , Tormo for riano, MUo lUynoUa, f 1.50 par lesson. Join th ladLs 01. Club and Bight Singing claao, under tho Injunc tion ox Mr. Epplng, .Terms, G I M R BALL Call The Astoria , Restaurant. ASTORIA IRON WORKS ' A JOHN FOX, Pres. and Suyt A- L. FOX. Vie Pre. r L UIS110P. Secretary , ASTOUIA SAVINGS DANK, Trew Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEST IMPBOVED Canning Machinery, Marine Engines and Boilers, Complete Cannery f ' ' - . t - . .- . CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. , v : Scow-Bay iron 8 Brass Work's v Klanafactarers cn !I ,' fr?" "Steel, 'Jfaittanff'BrohtV 'fStxagC'-" ,r, t iBeneraj.-FoundrFtnea and fattcrnmakeri J Absolutely firstclaas Phone 2451. 11 Corner E(i(ht?enth and FranWia HOTEL; PORTLAND V ' The Finest Hotel fn'ttieNonhwest'; ; PO RTLAN D OREGON. ' f Reliance Electrical W. OriVS M.n.r . Sheririatt Transfer Co. 4 IHENRY SnERMAN, Manager , 1 Hacks, Carriages Baggag Chocked and Transferred Trncks and Furniture Wagons- Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped. . 433 Commercial Street Phone Main 121 ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK Capital Paid In tl00,00a Sarplm and Undivided Profiti 35.00C .. Tranaaota a general banking btuinew. ' Intareat paid on time depoaita, J. Q. A. BOwLBY, O.L PETERSON, FreildeoL Vio rreaident J 68 TENTH STREET. ASTORIA. ORE. ' Prof, w. M. Rasmus Ihli city. i Mr, John Shields, Looal Manager, No. $1,00 par month, oacb claaa. Has always in stock a fine assortment of Boots and Shoes BRAND RUBBER BOOTS. 2 . and See. Bond Street. q s If you want a good, clean meal or if you are iu hurry you should go to the Astoria Restaurant ,Thii fine restaurant it thoroughly up-to- date In every detail. EXCELLENT MEALS. EXCELLENT SERVICE Outfits Furnished. - '"' t a t - Pool of Fourth Street AitorU, Or work Prices lowest Wa aro thorooghly prepared for making eatiinatea and executing 6rdera (or all klndo of electrical inatalltng and repairing. Buppllea in otock. Wa Mil tho Celebrated SHELBY LAMP. Call up Phone 116L 428 BOND STREET FHiJN& rAvlUN, J. W. OA NER Cashier. Ant. Caahler G Membership in Church no Bar to " Profanlly. t ,i; OPINION OF r, PAP PERKINS Two Daaeon. Ct Into an Altercation Ovim Trivial Matter and Fight It Out by Rounds, lnt.rtp.rMd With Cholo. Epithet and Profanity. y" KVEHAL evenu bare bapjwned alup. Ujo town of Jwlcbo wo. foun'lcd to atuike It from centet to drcumfcrence, but notliliifi mr produced greater rxeltement fhnii Jencon Ilardnma'a low.nlt arilnat Deacon Goodhue.. Both were atead; old men who were looked op to by the community, and they bad been frlehd rot yeara. -. v ! . - On day Deacon Ooodhw borrowed the otbera boe to work In tbe garden and a few mtnnt later broka It off run ajtd nrcaa tuft CLmrmtD tJra JlOIXJLD OX TUB OIUSS TOOKTUXB. at the ahank. Wbllo he contended that It waa old and rutty and ready tc break, be offered to bny a new one to replace It Much to bla eurprUc, be wa allowed to do ao, and bo went home to any to hla wife: 'Martha, Pre known Deacon Hard man for thirty yean and bare In. fonnd hlra ouL lie, a human boR and If be erer goea to bear en I want to go aomewhere eUe." For two wecka after that the two deacon, nodded coldly to each other whenever they met, and It gradually became known to Jericho that their relntlona were .trained. Then one morning Deacon Goodhue aet ont to drlr five bog. over to tho weighing acaleo. II bad to paaa tho other dea con'a house, and aa bo camo along the gate waa open and all tho hoga made a ruab for It Ha waa trying to drire them out of Deacon Hardman's yard when tho latter cam ont and aald: "fir gum. Deacon Goodboe, bat tbia la goln' too for too fori Ton opened that gate and drl? your hoga In on me a-pnrpoaer "I never did, and yon know I dldntr retorted Deacon Goodhue aa b. panaod. In bta nnnlng. , , , Tea, yon did." . H-' -m. .- Ko, I didn't". . . "Do you call in a BarT, , . Tea, if yon call m oner . , "Take It back, or 111 mop the grotmd with your , .-, . v . . "Com ont bora, and I'll make. you. aeoataren. ,. -: , , Then and then the deacons clinched and rolled on tbe graaa together, end they were choking oacb .otfier . and breathing bard when Mosea Schemer horn came along and 'aeparated' them! Deacon nardman weut atralght to Jus- tic Somerfleld and awore out a war rant for assault and battery, and two daya later tho trial cam off, and Jerl cbo had a acutatlon to beat a laddslide or a volcano. Both mou bad their friends and the public was divided. The only person who had wltneaiied the fracas was Dea con Hardman's wife, but there were other witnesses sworn. .. Old Mrs. Taylor swore that she bad always suspected Deacon Goodhue to bo a man of violent temper and that b only needed to be kicked to become murderer. Moses Hunt waa a mile away that morning looking for his cow, but bo swore that Deacon Hard man was the sort of man to lose bis temper and do awfnl things if he found a strange bog rooting up bis holly hocks. Abner Crossman, who bad known both parties for thirteen years, swore that b bad known Deacon Goodhu to fall off a haystack, get mired In a swamp and fight bumble bees for half an hour without losing the smile on his face, and he could not beller that he bad begun thla fuss. Opposed to htm waa Trnebeart John Son, who said ba bad aeen Deacon nardman kicked bead over heel by a cow, ran over by a hog and knocked down by a ram and that he preserved a humble spirit throughout- and oven asked tho cow to forgive him If be bad hurt her feelings. - , v Mrs. Hardman's testimony was that ah waa waahing the dishes after breakfast when she beard her husband gl7iXA7unlJ&djrorjmeJl2UA. DEACONS SWEARIN $fio followed fifuj 16 tfie'Swr aud'neirl and saw all that subsequently passed, Oiouh In sucb a nervous state tUat tbe coold not be sure of anything. She felt almost sure that Deacon Goodhue takl by gum' snd "devil" and "old crank," tut ah wouldn't b poaltlv of H. gb was Slmost a sure that her hat band started to sing a hymn snd made some gcrfptsrs! quotation, but she bight have been mistaken. 8b was sot aor who grabbed tbe other first, bat she coold swear os the living Bible that they bad trodden aU the cveun bars Into the earth and broken down most of br tiger Ulles. ftbe ended by saying that she had bad rheumatism for twnty-ig years snd that when ever sb returned a cap of borrowed sugar aba always heaped tbe measure It took two days to try the case, and j meanwbiM all business, Including the nawinlll, waa suspended. Tber was so jury, snd when almost everybody m town had sworn on on aid or the other JoAtlce Bomerfleld put on bis most dignified look and aald: : . "This case teems to go back to the bo and to Deacon Goodhue's garden. Was there any need of tbe deacon working in bis garden that day What bad become of bis own boe? Waa tbe borrowed boe rusty In tbe shank or was it not? If Deacon Gooilhu bad not bit s stone with it would It bav. broken? He offered to buy a new bo to reploco tbe old one, but wasn't he hoping that Deacon Ilordman would refuse It? Deacon yardman bad bad that bo for ten long years, and was be gbtd that It was broken and that bo bad s chance to get a new on In It plaoe? "Then ther wer tbe hoga. Any man who had ever et out to drive on bog along the road, to say nothing about Ova, knew that the animal wouldn't go straight for a rod at a time. He couldn't spy a bole in tbe fence without wanting to see If it was a fit Ho wouldn't be a bog to paaa an open gate without making a rush for the open lng. , "Then the deacons confronted each other. They were feeling edgewise about tbe boe, and it waa to be in f erred that it didn't take much to get their backs ijp. As to whether the lie was actually given and who gave It first 1 a matter in doubt Tbe same la true as to who grabbed first but there can be no possible doubt that many cucumbers and tiger Ulles were destroyed and that Deacon Ilardman emerged from the conflict with a skin ned nose. Taken full and by and back and forth, it waa about an even thing. Tbe costs will be divided between them, business resumed at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning, and If either has any bard cider in the cellar be will be expected to treat the other, and both make up and let boea and bogs go to grass forever mors." . M. QUAD. Gtvia.tr Uim VacU. A young man with a swelled head made a peremptory demand for an Increase In salary. Tbe bead of tbe concern did not dispute hla argument that he bod done much to build np the business of tbe firm, but tried to con vine the young man that every one'a position could be filled. Suppose, for butane," aald be. "you should die. Borne on would take your place." "Oh," replied th young man, "that la s supposition." Then yon may eupposn yourself dis charged," waa the answer of th em ployer, "and you will find that la bard fact" New York Press. A L4y f ImtHtrtvae. After a panic stricken search Doro- tky'a mother bad found her three-year- old seated In state in th village sta tion with her doll -held tightly la her arms. .... v ' ."Why, Dorothy, you naughty little girl, to get loatr scolded ber mother. Dorothy drew herself up with s fine assumption of dignity. "I m not lost. she Insisted. "I know wbere I am; I am a big lady, with my baby, waiting to, take th train." Tk laatrnmvat Thr f. "Ilavent you got any toothpicks?" asked the tourist In tbe Arizona res taurant Toothpick?" queried tie cashier. "what's the matter? Didn't the waiter give ye , fork y Catholic Standard and Times. j ; A Literary Hrait, ' ,: "Let roe Introduce you to that debu tante," said the hostess. "She la a poem." . , J "Yes," answered the eligible man.. "I feci that she Is one of tue poems I ought to know." Washington Star. Clever. Foreigner Why do you call him your cleverest millionaire? American Ob, he has originated so many sensational ways of sending hi money. Brooklyn Life. Hie Maxim flood. Tbe game was proverbs, and when It was four-year-old Harola'a (urn he of fered, "It la never too late for men." Now York Globe. i i -iai. - ' We are Bovine, we are tnovtng I Nee4 I mention aU our woeaT I will limply mv the meaaure . rreeen (Sown ana overflow. X hav hearS aome folks oemplaliung I a saejUMr saoat Mlwtae- That ther cannot take their treaauiM ' To their taanstena ta th kle But th fact that wa take nothing Bvetaa to em the beet of aU Juat to move anil find your bate . On th. hatraok In tbe hall. Brook! lire. CHILDREN TRAINING Bachelor Atjempb is Dictate to ;s Mother; . " MEVER HAD AfiY BUTKNOVV5 Bli.VM the Mother, of th. Count"; Hav. no Proper Conotption of tbe Proper Traiting and Eduction of Th.ir 8n. and Oaughters. '"' , A bachelor of observation Is antLor lty for tbe statement that no more :aan nail th mother in civilization (ring up their children properly. Does s mother slap, cuff or jerk the tender little beings confided to ber care? Doe she nse abusive - language to them? Does abe break ber promises to them) Doe she scare them into fita by telling them the policeman or tb big, bad man will com and carry them otf If they do not obey ber? Does ah ever tell them a He? Does ah allow their sweet little bodies to become untidy? Then that woman la not fit to bav children, do matter who or what she Is, declare tb bachelor. Boya learn rod- nes and violence from their own moth era. How can they b other than 111 bred, destructive young savages? Lit tle girls bear tbelr mothers tell petty falsehoods; they bear ber scold vio lently; they see ber rude, impolite and untidy In ber own family circle. How, then, can these little girls become sweet tempered, sincere, neat and high bred women? Are tbe son. of Quaker mothers ever found among tb gangs of young street ruffians? I am report ing still the opinion of tbe wise bache lor. Bo fully convinced la he of th truth of all thla that he Is sure it would be a atep forward for tb race if tb training of little children were taken out of tb bands of their moth ers and given to women who have made a scientific study of It Tbe scientific rearing of children is-quite compatible with love and tenderness, with "good manners, good temper and good mor ale. So says tbe bachelor. ;', st st Don't let as put on airs, not sny of os. It la quite possible If we. could trace our distinguished family back only two or three removes that we would come upon s grandfather who picked his teeth with a fork. t st Nothing win 'wake tbe women of Busaia to the need of their sex par Cclpatlng In public affairs Ilk th In human war against Japan, with grand dukes driving woman's best beloved to be slaughtered for a quarrel whose cause they do not know. Not long since th women of Moscow sent to Empress Allx a petition begging ber to try to stop tb war. It la on of th most pathetic documents on rec ord. "Oh, sovereign," It said, "moth era whose hearts are breaking cannot remain silent Our best forces are per ishing." It Th Russian revolutionist party In Its manifesto to tb emperor mad de mand for a "universal equal and secret ballot for male snd female cltisens." Put that down to tbe credit of the Rus sian revolutionists. Italy baa s woman orchestra leader of distinction. Her nam la Palmira Orso. Recently ah led tbe orchestra during a great performance of tho opera "EroanT st Llvorno. ' . t H I don't know wbo wrot th story or I would. give her credit I am sure It was a woman. ' Once' a gentleman and his wife. spent considerable time studylna American ; Indian life and customs? During a walk, they saw au Indian chlefa family "moving Tbe chief himself stalked ahead, ma jestic as an eagle. He waa an exceed ingly chesty chief. He stuck up his chin and threw out bis breast as If be owned the universe. "See bow splen didly that chief carrlea himself," said the gentleman. VYes," replied the lady, "and see how splendidly bis wife car rlea that stover st nlv,i"'.'.-' In th vast and varied field of Indus trial electricity are many openings for women. Prom tbe running of an elec trical engine to tbe manufacture of electrical Instruments there la employ ment for the woman wbo baa qualified herself to do It . at ll Have yon noted recently th number of alleged wis men Who feel s call to lay down tb law as to the proper spher and duties of women? 8och would b authorities on women folk are plentiful aa grand duke in Busaia, How many years, pray, bav these men been women that they should know all about It? Let them wait till they them selves hav been women awhile before taking It en themselves to Instruct tb feminine sex as to what Its spher H. Stupendous Is th eonotit of the mascu line being! On of th most promtotng sWras ef tb times la tb sight f young, wealthy and beautiful wexneo on every hand turning from the eanpry pleasure of fashion and society to tale oa thesa- selvcs, aq'ld, rueful work for tbe 1gn rant' aul unfortunate." Never before) were so many rich women engaged ta real philanthropic work, not mere os tentatious charity. Early these hav discovered that no lasting bawls can be found outside of useful work. ' 1 H ..; ';'; i Note-Professor James It Tufts tb co-ed University of Cblcsgo asks) hi class In ethics tb following pertt sent questions: "Do yon toll whit) lies?" "Do you tell harmless but out landish and untrue stories r1 "Do" yoa band your far to tbe conductor after he baa paawd you without seeing yon t Do you? .... . . ELIZA ABCHAttD CONNER, The prize contest la Indians tedse for gwd attendance la proving a sue- cess and bringing th members to gether In weekly conventions. The prize for tbe best average attendance) for the term are: For tbe C. 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